Schedule Saturday 24th March 2018
6am
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Carry On Admiral
1957 British comedy film directed by Val Guest. Not part of the Carry On series of films, which it predates, though it is similar in tone and style.
6am
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Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 5Maggie confronts the heartache of being unable to conceive, and in the race against her biological clock she learns her test results from the doctor.
6am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Early NightRichard plans an early night in preparation for Mr Slater's fitness class. But when Sooty's pet mouse escapes, and Sweep loses his favourite bone, his hopes of a good night's sleep look set for disaster.
7:10am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 9 - Supersize TimmyTimmy accidentally eats a tomato grown with Miracle-Grow fertilizer, and expands to become the King Kong of sheep. Shaun must keep the giant toddler out of sight while trying to figure out how to return him to normal size.
7:20am
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The Piglet Files
Series 2, Episode 7 - Under Cover ActivityPiglet is embroiled in a blackmail case when Drummond enlists him to help entrap a Russian agent. If it goes wrong his marriage could be in danger, but it seems really rather a simple affair...
7:20am
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The Zoo
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Lost HopA mystery illness leaves Topaz the kangaroo without a hop and the vets scratching their heads.
7:30am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 5 - Monster MountainBob wants to plant a sign on the top of Mount Robo-Bob, so they set off in grippy shoes to climb it.
7:30am
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Diddy TV
Series 3, Episode 1 - Divide And ConquerJoin Diddy TV for a line-up of top entertainment, including The Dimgineers, This is Pointless, and a Diddy Chat with Strictly Come Dancing star Craig Revel Horwood.
7:45am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 1 - A Room With A ViewA wartime bomb blows Gary back into the present, but what is worse is that his son, Michael, is transported too. Is Michael another time-traveller? And how is Gary going to explain him to Yvonne?
7:45am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 5 - Squawkenbard Kingcluck BrunelWhen King Kong Brunel suggests that the Professor's success is all due to her privileged life as Danger Agency lab technician with scientist parents, an irked Squawk uses Brunel's Cow Trainer to swap bodies with him in order to show that she could be just as successful in his shoes.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 25 - Gliding, ArgentinaThe Go Jet cadets are taking to the skies in Argentina in an attempt to pass their academy gliding test.
8:10am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 1 - Petra, JordanIn this episode, Grandmaster Glitch goes on a desert adventure to uncover a mysterious lost city. If only it hadn't already been discovered! As Glitch attempts to beat a group of tourists to Petra in Jordan, he crashes his Grimbler in the Siq gorge. Vibrations from the Grimblers engines shake the surrounding area, causing the treasury building to shake apart. Can the Go Jetters save the ancient city?
8:20am
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The Two Ronnies
Series 5, Episode 8Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
8:30am
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Horrible Histories
Hit sketch show based on surprising facts from world history, inspired by the hit children's book series.
9:10am
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The Two Ronnies
Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
9:10am
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Mapp & Lucia
Series 2, Episode 4 - WorshipTV series based on the 1930s books by EF Benson. Prunella Scales and Geraldine McEwan star.
9:25am
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
9:45am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 6 - X Marks The SpotBitz, Purl and Bob are on a treasure hunt on Faraway Island with the help of an old map, and they find a huge chest full of yummy chocolate coins.
10am
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Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - Fatal ExtractionDel has tired of being the dutiful father and his relationship with Raquel is showing the strain. He ventures to see whether he can still pull the birds when he chances to meet a divorced woman at the dentists and soon wishes he'd kept his mouth firmly shut.
11am60 min
Fighting Talk
Series 15, Episode 31Broadcaster and commentator John Rawling, England and Canberra United footballer Laura Bassett, Canadian sports broadcaster Greg Brady and comedian Eddie Kadi join Colin Murray for an hour of sporting punditry.
11:30am
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Breaking The News
Series 9, Episode 4Fred MacAulay, Fern Brady, Libby Brooks and John Moloney are on the show.
11:50am
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 9 - GravyPetula makes a surprise announcement, and Bren is excited to have been picked to appear on TV quiz show Totally Trivial. Tony's hoping she'll come away with him to a new life in Scotland.
12pm
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This Happy Breed
Noël Coward's chronicle of life between the wars focusing on the Gibbons family of south London.
12pm
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North By Northamptonshire
Series 1, Episode 1Mary starts rehearsals and is shocked by 12-year-old Gregory's slide show of Victorian ladies. Meanwhile Esther sends Jonathan out to collect money for the Leicestershire Infertile Males Project but he ends up at The Bricklayer's Arms looking at pictures of elephants with Jan.
12:20pm
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Millie Inbetween
Series 4, Episode 11 - Survival SurveillanceMum and Mike are persuaded to accept a weekend wedding invite. The kids and Ollie promise to be responsible adults, but is the trust misplaced? Fran thinks Franma is online dating.
12:30pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 10 - ToastThe toaster breaks down, but the company refuses to pay for a new one; Bren fails to make it to the TV studio in time to play for the final £10,000 prize; and Petula's time on this earth does indeed finally come to an end. Unfortunately, there's still more upsetting news in store for the canteen staff.
12:30pm
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The Now Show
Series 52, Episode 4Steve Punt, Hugh Dennis, Gemma Arrowsmith, Marcus Brigstocke, Jess Robinson and Ahir Shah try and get their heads round Cambridge Analytica. Marcus completely and definitely seriously calls for the Berlin Wall to be re-erected, while Ahir has a few things to say about baby boomers, and Jess tackles the news of a feminist James Bond. Steve and Hugh also talk to Adam Kay about life as a Junior Doctor.
12:30pm
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The Goon Show
Series 6, Episode 16 - The Mighty WurlitzerNeddies tries to break the land speed recorded in a wurlitzer, but Henry and Minnie are close rivals.
12:45pm
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The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists
Aardman claymation film about a gang of pirates and their luxuriantly bearded captain.
12:45pm
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Millie Inbetween
Series 4, Episode 12 - Making Plans For MillieLauren and Leo are packing up to leave, dad and mum are separately and enthusiastically planning the summer for Millie, but should she apply for what she really wants to do?
1:10pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of four episodes of Britain's most popular sitcom.
1:30pm
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Splott
Episode 4 - Diver-InnerMandy's constant diving-in on her family's lives comes to a head, and she has to seek outside help. But can she control her instinct to get involved?
1:35pm
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4 O'Clock Club
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the musical children's comedy.
2pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of five episodes from the time-travel sitcom.
2:45pm
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I Should Say So
Series 1, Episode 1 - The PoltergeistFamed as an all-round pessimist - what would Robb Wilton have made of 1980s Britain?
3:45pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 23 - Go Jet Academy: Hurricane RescueGrim HQ struggles through the sky above the Atlantic Ocean, fighting against the powerful winds of a hurricane.
3:50pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 1 - The ArrivalFollowing the death of the ancient Reverend Pottle, the inhabitants of rural backwater Dibley are looking forward to a younger, more mentally capable ecclesiastical figure. However, they'd be less surprised to see Mr Blobby popping up in their pulpit than the buxom Geraldine Granger - a female vicar!
3:55pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 26 - Nomads, MongoliaGrandmaster Glitch is out on a camping expedition in Mongolia. There's not much around except a group of Mongolian nomads - people who travel around the country with their animals, camping in amazing tents called gers.
4:30pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 2 - Songs Of PraiseGeraldine receives a letter from the BBC: they've heard of her incumbency, and want to film an episode of Songs Of Praise in the village. David is far from keen, but finds himself outvoted by the other councillors. When the crew turn up, the vicar is particularly enamoured by the dashing young producer, Tristan; unfortunately the recording does not go smoothly.
4:40pm
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Carry On Cabby
Sid James stars as the proprietor of a successful cab firm. Suddenly a new taxi company arrive in town, and they have a secret weapon.
5pm
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Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 2 - The PsychiatristBasil's delighted when a married couple - both doctors - check in. However, Sybil's busy flirting with a young male guest, and when he discovers that one of the doctors is a psychiatrist, he grows increasingly paranoid...
5pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the lie-based panel game.
5:10pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of three episodes of Britain's most popular sitcom.
5:45pm
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Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Kipper And The CorpseEvery hotelier's worst nightmare: a stiff in one of the rooms. Basil's initially concerned as to whether the late Mr Leeman had started his breakfast, but his mind soon turns to clearing the room as soon as possible.
6:15pm15 min
Doodlebugs
Episode 3Meet the robot vacuum cleaner with an allergy to cat hairs, the suitcase who dreams of being Lady Gaga, and the chimney leading Danny Dyer through an EastEnders rehearsal.
6:25pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Christmas Special - The Father Christmas SuitRichard is full of Christmas spirit but this only threatens to hinder Hyacinth's plans for him to distribute gifts at the Vicar's party for the elderly.
6:50pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
7pm
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7pm
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Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the eighth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
8pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 7, Episode 1 - BoxesPolly is singing a solo with the school choir live on radio. Unfortunately the newest member of the choir is Nero - and he has other plans.
8:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 4 - We Know Our OnionsThe platoon go on a course with a van full of onions that Walker has sold to Hodges. While the men start to fall behind in their training, Hodges makes an attempt to get his onions.
8:30pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 7, Episode 2 - FilmNero makes a film to celebrate the school - but his real plan is to make himself a star. Meanwhile, Polly's efforts to retake a geography test bring her into conflict with Mr Nunn.
9pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 10, Episode 7Russell looks at Turkey's decision to bomb a Russian plane, filibustering and Norway's novel way to educate students about STDs.
9pm
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The Royle Family
Christmas Special - The Golden Egg CupThere's a new buzz in the Royle family household as it is a special time for Jim and Barbara and a celebration (including Twiglets and scotch eggs) is planned.
9pm
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Through The Keyhole
Series 4, Episode 1Keith Lemon rifles through three celebrity homes, sniffing out clues to help the star-studded studio panel guess the identity of the owner. This time, radio DJ Fearne Cotton, actor Will Mellor and celebrity judge Robert Rinder try to identify the mystery occupants.
9:40pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 10, Episode 8Russell looks at storm Desmond, a mysterious story about missing Welsh apples and a weird story about Shakespeare getting baked.
10pm
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My Teenage Diary
Series 5, Episode 2 - Vanessa FeltzVanessa Feltz relives her teenage years, growing up in North London in the late seventies.
10pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Episode 7In the penultimate episode, James Corden and Co are joined by Olympic diver Tom Daley, athlete Katarina Johnson-Thompson and stand-up comic Romesh Ranganathan.
10:20pm
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The Royle Family
Series 2, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas, and Denise is just about ready to pop. As the family begin to disperse from the Royles' after the customary meal, their world looks set to change forever.
10:25pm30 min
Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 11 - Return Of The Brexit FlotillaSam reviews Nigel Farage's disappointing follow-up to the Battle of the Thames, and millionaire businessman Simon Jordan recounts his terrifying robbery ordeal. With Luisa Zissman, London Hughes and India Willoughby.
10:30pm
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Irish Micks And Legends
Series 2, Episode 3 - Diarmuid And GrainneAisling and Yasmine tell the tale of famous young lovers Diarmuid and Grainne. It is an affair that ended like most Irish stories - terribly.
10:30pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 19, Episode 1Back for a brand new series, Celebrity Juice kicks off on ITV2 with an incredible live one hour special and with Keith Lemon in charge, what could possibly go wrong? Our team captains Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby return alongside regular Juice panellist Gino D'Acampo. Joining our panel for the live special are Queen of the Jungle Georgia 'Toff' Toffolo, and comedians Chris Ramsey and Russell Brand.
11pm
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11pm
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That Mitchell & Webb Sound
Series 4, Episode 3A horse makes his own packed lunch, a boy's effectiveness as a wolf early-warning system is compromised, an evangelist refuses to tell anyone about Jesus, and advice on how to become the next Zorro.
11pm
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The Russell Howard Hour
Series 1, Episode 5Join Russell for his take on current affairs as he mocks the madness of the news and talks with newsreader and presenter Fiona Bruce. Anna Mann performs.
11:10pm
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 4 - DublinThe show comes from the Dublin Olympia with Tommy Tiernan, Andrew Lawrence, Keith Farnan & Zoe Lyons.
11:30pm
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11:35pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the lie-based panel game.
11:50pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 10Sean Lock and Johnny Vegas take on special guest captain Sarah Millican and Rob Beckett. Susie Dent is in with Vic Reeves, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
12:10am
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Bottom
Series 2, Episode 2 - CultureAfter their TV is repossessed by Rumbelows, Eddie and Richie are left bored at home for the evening. Perhaps a game of chess could pass the time.
12:25am
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Bottom
Series 2, Episode 3 - BurglaryHaving gone out for fish and chips, Eddie returns hours later, paralytic. Just as Richie's got him into bed, they hear a burglar downstairs.
12:55am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 11Jimmy Carr is joined by Sean Lock and Mel Giedroyc and special guest captain Lee Mack with David O'Doherty. Susie Dent is joined by Adam Buxton in Dictionary Corner.
2am
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Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 3 - LodgersCaroline tries to find a lodger for her house, but the only people who apply are a bunch of loonies and Angela. Joanna decides to attract the attention of Lyndon Jones, the Head of IT. Mac also discovers that Holly is now pregnant.
2am
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2:30am
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2:30am
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Bliss
Episode 6To his horror, Andrew realises that his son, Kris, is about to start a new job at his other house. Staring down the barrel of certain disaster, Andrew goes to extreme lengths to save himself, unaware that his partners are set on a collision course...
2:35am
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Not Going Out
Series 8, Episode 4 - Hot TubLee and Lucy play hot tub fantasy date with Anna and Toby, causing them to end up in hot water.
2:55am
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 7 - Rock A Hula TedTed is invited to be the judge at the Lovely Girls Festival 1996. Whilst home alone, Dougal welcomes the fiercely feminist, anti-religious pop star Niamh Connolly into the house...
3am
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The Armando Iannucci Shows
Armando Iannucci welcomes you to his world in this TV series.
3am
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Russell Howard Live: Wonderbox
A TV edit of Russell Howard's 2014 DVD.
3:20am
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 3Simon sits his first driving test, and when he passes takes Will, Jay and Neil to visit Thorpe Park to ride roller coasters and chase girls. There is one problem though - Simon is a rubbish driver.
3:30am
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 8 - Cigarettes And Alcohol And RollerbladingIt's Lent, and following a gloating phonecall from Dick, Ted decides that he, Jack and Dougal should give up their smoking, drinking, and rollerblading respectively. However, it proves to be far more difficult than expected, and the trio call in some outside help...
3:45am
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I Should Say So
Series 1, Episode 1 - The PoltergeistFamed as an all-round pessimist - what would Robb Wilton have made of 1980s Britain?