Schedule Monday 19th February 2018

Winston

Newly in love, Nancy is not too keen on recalling past events with old rogue Winston.

Strange Hill High

Becky, Mitchell and Templeton stumble upon a dilapidated greenhouse with one lone plant struggling for life.

Yes Minister

A constituency matter concerning an expensive and unused art gallery and a near-bankrupt football club threatens to gouge a deep divide between Hacker and Sir Humphrey. Should art and culture for the middle classes be subsidised?

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Dennis must escape detention and Bash Street School to make the Beanotown Brawny Bean Race before Walter wins it. With the help of a note placed in his desk, he must sneak past Mrs Creecher and make a run for it - unless the mysterious note giver stops him first.

The Museum Of Curiosity

John and Sally are joined by comedian Jack Carroll, hostage negotiator Suzanne Williams and adventurer Robert Twigger.

Ever Decreasing Circles

Sensing Ann's tension, Paul helps Martin to let go of all the minutiae in his life by giving him and Ann a spot of therapy. The new Martin starts letting his friends down!

Go Jetters

Glitch turns the Opera House into an opera boat to enter a race around Sydney Harbour.

Hancock's Half Hour

Tony, Sid and Bill take part in the famous Monte Carlo rally in their AJY special - Assembled from Junk Yard. The odds are stacked heavily against them, but they seem to be keeping ahead of the pack...

Dad's Army

There is some sad news when it is revealed that Godfrey's cottage is to be knocked down in order to make way for a new aerodrome. However, Frazer has a plan that may save the day.

Justin's House

Robert is being judged for a special robot award but he is too nervous to pass all the tests, so Justin decides to take the tests for him.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Yvonne thinks she may be pregnant. Phoebe wants Gary to go to the country with her for a couple of days to visit her orphaned cousins. An American flyer comes into the picture, and the attraction between him and Phoebe is obvious. But Gary rescues the situation with a musical rendition that literally sweeps her off her feet.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 22nd series of the world's longest-running sitcom.

Twirlywoos

A man is putting a poster up on a billboard. The Twirlywoos help the man by rolling the strips of the poster out of the van.

Minder

Terry and Arthur are captivated by an Australian girl who claims to be searching for her long-lost boyfriend - but what is her real motive?

Be My Guest

A repeat of this 1965 film.

My Family

Nick's decision to become a motorbike stunt driver brings more worry for Susan in this great episode. Meanwhile Janey's new job isn't what she expected it to be.

As Time Goes By

Jean and Lionel have finally, formally rekindled their romance, and Alistair is far more interested in securing an interesting, eye-catching cover photo of Lionel for the cover of his book.

Hancock's Half Hour

Tony, Sid and Bill take part in the famous Monte Carlo rally in their AJY special - Assembled from Junk Yard. The odds are stacked heavily against them, but they seem to be keeping ahead of the pack...

Hacker Time

Chat, music and comedy from Hacker T Dog, all with a canine curveball. In this episode, Hacker tries to outfox Wolfblood's Bobby Lockwood.

Dad's Army

There is some sad news when it is revealed that Godfrey's cottage is to be knocked down in order to make way for a new aerodrome. However, Frazer has a plan that may save the day.

Ever Decreasing Circles

Sensing Ann's tension, Paul helps Martin to let go of all the minutiae in his life by giving him and Ann a spot of therapy. The new Martin starts letting his friends down!

Last Of The Summer Wine

Clegg and Truly brace themselves for their saddest moment - Compo's funeral - while Howard is torn between three demanding ladies.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth is excited to learn that Emmet is rehearsing for an amateur musical. Daisy is growing increasingly frustrated at Onslow's lack of romantic interest - and he vice versa!

Twirlywoos

A man is putting a poster up on a billboard. The Twirlywoos help the man by rolling the strips of the poster out of the van.

Bread

The family attend Freddie's court case in order to provide moral support. Billy, however, has other plans as he is marrying Julie in secret. Meanwhile, Grandad has a visit from his nephew Eddie who is home from America and, much to Grandad and Nellie's horror, is gay!

Only Fools And Horses

This third 1996 special was at the time thought to be last that would be made. Rodney's doing a stock take in the garage and has found an artificial leg, some Showaddywaddy LPs and an old watch. They get the watch valued and get just a little shock when it sells at Sotherby's for £6.2 million pounds. After all these years their finally millionaires!

Class Dismissed

Mrs Mark and Marcella form a surprise bond, much to Mark's horror. Just when everyone's getting sick and tired of Mrs Hushman, everyone's favourite maths teacher returns - but will his class take him back?

Timmy Time

Timmy is proud of his splendid scrap tractor, made using a cereal box, toilet roll and jam jar lids.

The Dog Ate My Homework

Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Ellie and Ruby and special guests Tom Allen, Steve Bugeja, Martin Dougan and Athena Kugblenu, who battle it out in a series of rounds and challenges.

Birds Of A Feather

Following Chris and Darryl's reincarceration, Tracey wastes no time in going out to look for a new man. But with roles more than a little reversed, Sharon's eagerly fighting Chris's corner. Elsewhere, Dorien's got Marcus right where she wants him.

Minder

When a rock star fakes his own death, Arthur finds himself in possession of a valuable master tape that has every chance of becoming a 'posthumous' hit.

The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain

When the residents of a Welsh village learn that their "mountain" is just short of the required 1,000ft threshold, they plan to make it taller.

Zig And Zag

After watching a superhero movie, Zig and Zag find their calling - they will become superheroes themselves.

As Time Goes By

Jean and Lionel have finally, formally rekindled their romance, and Alistair is far more interested in securing an interesting, eye-catching cover photo of Lionel for the cover of his book.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse is in the midst of foiling Quark's latest plot, which involves auctioning off the nice bits of the world and compact crushing the rest...

On The Buses

When the Christmas Club payout arrives, Stan and the family decide to buy a colour television. But they have a problem disposing of their old set - especially when Blake buys it!

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 22nd series of the world's longest-running sitcom.

Go Jetters

When Grim HQ's heating gets stuck on, Glitch looks for a cold place to land and cool down.

On The Buses

Blakey has introduced no-smoking rules after a discarded cigarette nearly burned the depot down. He instructs all crews to attend a special course on fire fighting, and soon Stan is challenged to give up the habit...

You're Only Young Twice

Cissie, unknown to Flora, has entered a competition and has made the mistake of winning. Flora is fully prepared to forgive and forget - as long as Cissie hands over the prize.

Winston

Newly in love, Nancy is not too keen on recalling past events with old rogue Winston.

George & Mildred

When George finds a lost credit card, he wonders if there might be a reward. Meanwhile, Mildred suspects that another wedding anniversary will go by, forgotten, and Jeffrey is bothered by Tristram's new playmates.

The Museum Of Curiosity

John and Sally are joined by comedian Jack Carroll, hostage negotiator Suzanne Williams and adventurer Robert Twigger.

Steptoe And Son

Albert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth is excited to learn that Emmet is rehearsing for an amateur musical. Daisy is growing increasingly frustrated at Onslow's lack of romantic interest - and he vice versa!

Shaun The Sheep

Bitzer, Shaun and the flock are convinced that a monster is at loose on the farm and hide in the barn. But what exactly is it they are afraid of?

Last Of The Summer Wine

Clegg and Truly brace themselves for their saddest moment - Compo's funeral - while Howard is torn between three demanding ladies.

Only Fools And Horses

When Del arranges a holiday in the Benidorm sun, he and Rodney are tempted to leave Grandad at home - but he soon has a change of heart and has an extra bed put in their hotel room. All's well in Spain - until the old man is arrested!

Scream Street

When Otto steals Scream Street's entire power supply, the kids attempt to harness an explosive form of alternative energy - goblin gas.

Hancock's Half Hour

Tony, Sid and Bill take part in the famous Monte Carlo rally in their AJY special - Assembled from Junk Yard. The odds are stacked heavily against them, but they seem to be keeping ahead of the pack...

Last Of The Summer Wine

Clegg and Truly learn that Compo has a son who is about to pay his father a visit.

Only Fools And Horses

A chance meeting with a member of the aristocracy enables Del to impress with his, previously unknown, knowledge of chandelier repairing. He enlists the help of Rodney and Grandad to get them down...

Dad's Army

There is some sad news when it is revealed that Godfrey's cottage is to be knocked down in order to make way for a new aerodrome. However, Frazer has a plan that may save the day.

Fawlty Towers

A local restauranteur and friend to the Fawltys, André, helps them arrange a special gourmet night in the hotel restaurant in order to make the best use of new chef Kurt's considerable talents...

Ross Noble Off Road

Team Noble reach breaking point as they discover what challenges this legendary biking event has hidden up its rather rocky sleeves. Ross is in over his head, and up to his neck in deep and muddy bogs!

Fawlty Towers

Basil's drive to save money gets the better of him when he hires the lowest quoting builder, a cowboy by the name of O'Reilly, to refurbish the lobby, rather than Sybil's choice, the respected and trustworthy Mr Stubbs.

Goodnight Sweetheart

A selection of episodes from the third series of the time-travel sitcom.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell looks at Black Friday, the new Star Wars trailer and if Jesus was a stand-up comedian.

Live At The Apollo

Jack Dee presents his final episode. The guests are Jason Manford and Russell Howard.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr and team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are back for a new series of the topical comedy panel show. The teams are joined by celebrity guests Paul Hollywood, Dawn O'Porter, Joe Wilkinson and Rob Beckett.

The Royle Family

Nearly seven years on, and now living with the Royles, Nana is bedridden and the centre of attention. Jim is, unsurprisingly, not best pleased. Meanwhile, Antony is a businessman; Denise is pregnant again; and poor Cheryl is still trying to lose weight and find love.

Up North

Colin Wood gets himself a girlfriend, who tells him how to run the bar... stop Mick and his mates from having any drinks on credit. Patch is in trouble after his Uncle Tom checks the books and sees the Taxi business is losing money thanks to Mick. Skint Flint starts dating Mick's sister who lives in Blackpool and turns out to be a man-eater.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock, Jason Manford and guests look at the news stories of the week. This week's guests are Josie Long, Fay Ripley, Peter Jones from Dragons' Den and Jack Whitehall.

The Museum Of Curiosity

John and Sally are joined by comedian Jack Carroll, hostage negotiator Suzanne Williams and adventurer Robert Twigger.

Ross Noble Goes Global

In Singapore Ross discovers an amazing fact about the Japanese invasion of WW2, spots a monkey and realises that his hairstyle is not suited to high humidity.

Gavin & Stacey

Newlyweds Gavin and Stacey return from honeymoon to a big welcome from both families. But Smithy seems none too happy with his best mate, and Nessa makes a confession that throws the whole evening into disarray.

Have I Got News For You

This episode is hosted by Victoria Coren Mitchell with guest panellists Adam Boulton and the Rev Richard Coles.

Ripping Yarns

A selection of episodes from the first series of the Michael Palin comedy.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Alesha Dixon, Jon Richardson and Danny Baker team up to bust facts on this week's episode of Lee Mack's panel show. They're out to test whether music makes your kids more helpful and if elaborate celebrations during a penalty shoot-out can give your team a better chance of winning. Could these facts have met their match?

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With Alan Carr, Carol Thatcher, Jessica Stevenson and Ulrika Jonsson.

Taskmaster

In one of the most difficult challenges of the competition, the rivals find themselves confronted with an intimidating man in gold chains: The Mayor of Chesham.

The Fast Show

There's a look at war films in the sketch 'Scenes from the Movies'.

The Graham Norton Show

Margo Robbie says learning to skate was scary, Allison Janney talks about The West Wing, Alicia Vikander reveals she left her Oscar in LA, Daniel Kaluuya says this last year has been life changing and Camila Cabello performs live in the studio.

Birds Of A Feather

Following Chris and Darryl's reincarceration, Tracey wastes no time in going out to look for a new man. But with roles more than a little reversed, Sharon's eagerly fighting Chris's corner. Elsewhere, Dorien's got Marcus right where she wants him.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With Ulrika Jonsson, David Baddiel, Alan Carr and Appentice reality star Ruth Badger.

Creme De La Crime

Michael Feydeau -TV's much-loved Inspector Niblett - and crime expert David Pershore probe a case of counterfeit art.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Yvonne thinks she may be pregnant. Phoebe wants Gary to go to the country with her for a couple of days to visit her orphaned cousins. An American flyer comes into the picture, and the attraction between him and Phoebe is obvious. But Gary rescues the situation with a musical rendition that literally sweeps her off her feet.

Ali G In Da USAiii

Ali G takes his brand of interview to the US.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell looks at Black Friday, the new Star Wars trailer and if Jesus was a stand-up comedian.

Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish

Modern Life Is Goodish concludes tonight with a look at the current obsession with customer feedback and market research. Just how reliable is this data? Dave tries to find out with the help of fans of Ant and Dec and people who like a very specific type of soup.

Plebs

Grumio meets Justin, the father who left him on a hill as a baby and who now wants to make up for lost time. Stylax starts dating Camilla, a female discus thrower, on a sex ban during the Games. Marcus and Delphine come to terms with each other's past.

The Thick Of It

As the key worker housing sell-off continues to unravel, both Government and Opposition are left scrambling for the moral high ground, flinging dirt back down behind them.

Comedy Store

Michael McIntyre is in top form with shopping politics, what Brits call extreme weather, Scottish money, and pregnancy tests just a few of the highlights in a classic show!

QI

With Jimmy Carr, Jo Brand and Bill Bailey.

The Thick Of It

It's D-Day for Nicola; whilst she's aboard a train heading to the political wasteland of Bradford he is free to launch an all-out attack on her leadership. She won't go without a fight, but who'll be victorious?

Fonejacker

Fonejacker is a man addicted to prank telephone calls, taking on various guises to satisfy his need to scam and confuse anyone at the end of the phone.

Mr Doovdé enquiring about DFS and Terry Tibbs is looking to buy a Maserati 3200.

Fonejacker

Irish Mike represents more inappropriately named companies and the Chinese Gang enquire about bringing a film crew into the cinema to film the film.

Would I Lie To You?

David Mitchell is joined by Ray Winstone and Josh Widdicombe, and Lee Mack is joined by Rachel Riley and Ricky Tomlinson.

The Fast Show

There's a look at war films in the sketch 'Scenes from the Movies'.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With Alan Carr, Carol Thatcher, Jessica Stevenson and Ulrika Jonsson.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

A selection of three episodes of Harry Hill's take on a week of telly.

Mock The Week

Gary Delaney returns to join the Mock The Week regulars, with Holly Walsh and Josh Widdicombe.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With Ulrika Jonsson, David Baddiel, Alan Carr and Appentice reality star Ruth Badger.

Taskmaster

In one of the most difficult challenges of the competition, the rivals find themselves confronted with an intimidating man in gold chains: The Mayor of Chesham.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by American comic Hannibal Buress, The Voice reject Sam Buttery, actor Stephen Mangan and Canada's Katherine Ryan.

Winston

Newly in love, Nancy is not too keen on recalling past events with old rogue Winston.

The Museum Of Curiosity

John and Sally are joined by comedian Jack Carroll, hostage negotiator Suzanne Williams and adventurer Robert Twigger.