Schedule Wednesday 14th February 2018

Ring Around The Bath

Episode 5, The Older Man: Patrick is delighted with Alison's new boyfriend, but what about the rest of the family?

Yes Minister

Jim heads overseas to mark the signing of an important contract with a Muslim state - a strict, alcohol-free Muslim state. Panicking at the thought of 5 hours of mere orange juice at the reception, he orders the establishment of a special 'communications room' - but is even more shocked to learn of bribery in securing the deal.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Dennis is mistaken for a Beanotown baddie while in disguise to sneak into 12A film. At first Dennis loves being treated like a celebrity, but as things begin to go awry his friends have to save him by revealing his real identity and capturing the real diamond-stealing baddie!

Bridget Christie's Utopia

Bridget explores politically disengaging for a week - to see if that will make her happier.

Ever Decreasing Circles

After saving a drowning child, Martin has become a hero. He succeeds in boring everybody to death with his tale of heroism.

Go Jetters

Can the Go Jetters stop Glitch playing dominoes with the ancient stones of Stonehenge?

Strange Hill High

Following the breakdown of a swathe of antiquated equipment, the school board gives Strange Hill a full high-tech makeover, complete with CCTV-like monitoring, computerised dispensers and robotic teachers. But all is a little too perfect for Mitchell, Becky and Templeton's tastes.

The Navy Lark

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

Round The Horne

Captain Horne tackles a tricky case in 'Edwin Braden Is Missing'.

Justin's House

Justin accidentally throws away Robert's favourite duster, so Justin tries to cheer him up by getting him a brand new futuristic dusting machine: the Dustomatic 3000.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary discovers that settling down in 1941 is not quite what he imagined - not least because he's now expected to go on fire watch duty. But having committed suicide in 1994, it won't be easy to go home...

Many A Slip

Roy Plomley chairs as Isobel Barnett, Eleanor Summerfield, Richard Murdoch and David Nixon compete to spot the musical mistakes.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 21st series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Horrible Histories

This week Horrible Histories charts the path towards true love - and some of history's biggest and most ridiculous romantics are in the spotlight.

Change At Oglethorpe

Winter has come to the Ogle Valley. David is dreaming about sun and sand when an old friend offers him a job in Australia. Meanwhile, Arthur dreams of a date with June.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos find themselves in an office. Thy spin the office chairs round and round.

Minder

Terry has the misfortune to be driving for mobster Micky the Fish when his mistress's jewellery is stolen.

My Family

Janey visits her grandma and learns a disturbing family secret, while Ben is upset when Michael stands for election in school as a Tory candidate.

State Of The Nations

Elis James visits The Stand Comedy Club in Newcastle, where he is joined by Rahul Kohli, Suzi Ruffell and Tom Allen.

As Time Goes By

Jean and Judith pay Lionel a surprise visit in Norwich where he is giving a guest lecture, but find him with another woman.

The Navy Lark

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

Round The Horne

Captain Horne tackles a tricky case in 'Edwin Braden Is Missing'.

Ever Decreasing Circles

After saving a drowning child, Martin has become a hero. He succeeds in boring everybody to death with his tale of heroism.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Clegg knows there is trouble ahead when Howard tells him to expect a postal delivery that he doesn't want Pearl to know about.

Keeping Up Appearances

Holding a riverside picnic seems like a good idea but Hyacinth's arrangements don't go quite as she planned.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos find themselves in an office. Thy spin the office chairs round and round.

Bread

Joey is forced to confront Roxy's husband, with unusual results, and Aveline decides to give up her modelling career.

Class Dismissed

Love is in the air this Valentine's day at Dockbridge High, but Mr Nasal and Miss Spray are still apart. Can the pupils mend their broken hearts? And will Mark finally get Marcella to say yes to a date? Featuring Fred Sirieix.

The Vicar Of Dibley

In the fiercest storm to hit Dibley since... well, let's not go there; a tree falls through the church's great stained-glass window. After struggling to even recall what the original image depicted, the vicar's shocked by the costs of stained glass and begins a fund-raising exercise.

The Dog Ate My Homework

Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Rohan and Cainwen and special guests Lauren Layfield, Saima Chowdrey, Matthew Crosby and Jess Robinson, who battle it out in a series of rounds and challenges.

Birds Of A Feather

Darryl and Chris are finally released; whilst Chris is immediately run over, Darryl is left unamused by the changes in Sharon's life. And after a night out with the boys, she's distraught to find a massive wadge of cash in his pocket...

The Vicar Of Dibley

The council elections are impending, and David's standing for re-election. When Geraldine unknowingly criticises his performance, the locals decide she'd be a far better candidate. For a woman with no political intent it's a daunting prospect, but David could be willing to strike a bargain...

Minder

Arthur's new gambling venture involves Terry taking on the prestigious task of guarding three public telephone boxes.

As Time Goes By

Jean and Judith pay Lionel a surprise visit in Norwich where he is giving a guest lecture, but find him with another woman.

On The Buses

Stan and Jack find two portions of fish and chips on the bus and, to cut a long story short, eat them. When a woman comes into the depot to report the loss, Blakey institutes a heavy crackdown on the reporting of lost property.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag think the way to fame is through your own celebrity scent. However, Eau de Alien has a little too much animal attraction.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 21st series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Scream Street

Luke and Resus find an old map of Scream Street and start putting together the pieces of a sinister 3D puzzle, which turns out to be a garden gnome - but an evil one that has a wicked agenda.

Many A Slip

Roy Plomley chairs as Isobel Barnett, Eleanor Summerfield, Richard Murdoch and David Nixon compete to spot the musical mistakes.

On The Buses

When Stan's uniform is covered in filth by a blocked drain, he concocts a plan to get the company to pay for a new one. Somehow it works - but Arthur's been repainting the kitchen furniture...

Go Jetters

The team roars into action as Glitch tries to take a selfie with a lion in the Maasai Mara.

4 O'Clock Club

Dexter and Lizzie have the chance to move to America - but how will they break it to Nero? And how will Nero break the news to his friends?

Change At Oglethorpe

Winter has come to the Ogle Valley. David is dreaming about sun and sand when an old friend offers him a job in Australia. Meanwhile, Arthur dreams of a date with June.

Rising Damp

With his decree absolute at long last in hand, Rigsby finally pops the question to Miss Jones - much to his shock, she accepts! Wedding plans are afoot, but first Rupert must meet the mother.

Go Jetters

When Grandmaster Glitch invents the world's most pungent perfume, he finds he needs one more ingredient: the super stinky aroma of the titan arum, a huge flower that blooms once every few years in the rainforests of Sumatra.

Ring Around The Bath

Episode 5, The Older Man: Patrick is delighted with Alison's new boyfriend, but what about the rest of the family?

George & Mildred

When the Ropers are left babysitting baby Tarquin, nothing could possibly go awry!

Bridget Christie's Utopia

Bridget explores politically disengaging for a week - to see if that will make her happier.

Steptoe And Son

Albert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.

Keeping Up Appearances

Holding a riverside picnic seems like a good idea but Hyacinth's arrangements don't go quite as she planned.

Danger Mouse

Moments after landing himself a date with Scarlett Johamster, Danger Mouse and the Professor pounce on Penfold with conflicting advice on how to woo his new world-famous love interest.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Clegg knows there is trouble ahead when Howard tells him to expect a postal delivery that he doesn't want Pearl to know about.

Only Fools And Horses

When Trigger's grandmother dies, the Trotters attend the funeral and Del agrees to sell off some of her possessions. These include a couple of precious urns, one of which, on inspection, appears to contain the ashes of Trig's grandfather. They need to dispose of them in a fitting way.

Horrible Histories

This week Horrible Histories charts the path towards true love - and some of history's biggest and most ridiculous romantics are in the spotlight.

The Navy Lark

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary is rapidly running out of money, and Ron has lost the will to print it.

Only Fools And Horses

Del's been dealt a few dodgy hands by Boycie in their card school and he's losing money rapidly. Believing that a losing streak can't last forever, he invites Boycie round for another poker game to win back his money, and is prepared to back himself with everything he owns... including Grandad's tellies!

Round The Horne

Captain Horne tackles a tricky case in 'Edwin Braden Is Missing'.

The Vicar Of Dibley

Geraldine's idea of a special service to bless and celebrate animals - the focus of much of the rural village's life - is welcomed warmly by her flock, but soon finds Dibley ridiculed in the national tabloids. Could this lead to her departure from the community already?

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Lee Mack is joined by Chris Tarrant, Robert Webb and Kimberley Wyatt.

Les Dawson Forever

Charlotte Dawson learns about the early part of her father's career, whilst Roy Barraclough reminisces about working with Les Dawson and the creation of Cissie and Ada. Barry Cyer meets former colleagues from sketch show Sez Les.

So Awkward

Martha is mortified when she gets a lowly A minus for her latest history assignment.

A League Of Their Own

James Corden and the boys are joined by Irish footie star Robbie Keane, funnyman Romesh Ranganathan and British athletics golden girl Jessica Ennis-Hill.

Harry Hill's Tea Time

It's a swinging 60s episode of Harry's chaotic 'cooking' show, and guess who's lurking in the larder? It's Twiggy! She joins Harry for a special 60s-themed show, featuring a Beatles-inspired dish, big laughs, madcap skits and, of course, clips from Twiggy's TV career. Plus, the former model gets a blast from her past when Harry introduces a special guest.

4 O'Clock Club

Nero's finally leaving Elmsmere - but how is Polly going to take losing her best friend? And will Dexter have second thoughts about going when he's introduced to his replacement?

The Vicar Of Dibley

Following the success of Radio Dibley, the Vicar finds herself becoming somewhat of a minor celebrity, appearing across radio, TV, newspapers and even glossy magazines. It soon appears that Geraldine is neglecting her parish in pursuit of arrogant fame - is it time for her to leave Dibley?

Open All Hours

A selection of episodes from the third series of cornershop sitcom.

Les Dawson Forever

Sez Les director David Mallett explores never-broadcast footage from tapes untouched for 50 years, and the Roly Polys talk about working with Les Dawson. Lorraine Chase looks back on Blankety Blank and Les's wife meets with the fan who appeared alongside Les in his final TV appearance.

Valentine's Comedy Shorts

A re-run of Sky's Valentine comedy shorts, featuring various comedians.

Live At The Apollo

Host Jack Whitehall leads the way for Josh Widdicombe and Shappi Khorsandi.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr once again oversees the disputes and deliberations on the topical events that set the nation's chins wagging as Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Nick Helm, Kate Humble, David O'Doherty and Claudia Winkleman.

Murder On The Blackpool Express

Comedy drama about a coach driver investigating a series of murders.

Trollied

Gavin's got some serious amends to make after Lou uncovers his devious plan. Brian gets more than he bargained for when he opens a pharmacy consultation room.

Roast Battle

Love Island takes on I'm A Celeb with Iain Stirling vs Joel Dommett, also Paul Chowdhry vs Fin Taylor.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis return to summarise the week's events with the help of guests Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Ed Gamble, Milton Jones and Nish Kumar.

Taskmaster

Five hall of famers return for more consensual indignity at the hands of Greg Davies and Alex Horne. The challenges include making a mask which both looks and tastes great.

Bridget Christie's Utopia

Bridget explores politically disengaging for a week - to see if that will make her happier.

Celebrity Juice

Joining regular captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton tonight to make four teams of couples are Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson; cheeky pop star Olly Murs; TV's new golden couple, Stacey Solomon and Joe Swash; telly legend Phillip Schofield; and the one and only Gino D'Acampo.

Bliss

Andrew endures a painfully difficult night out with Denise and two new friends when he discovers that Kim is headed to the same restaurant. His efforts to relocate both parties become increasingly desperate.

Live At The Apollo

Kevin Bridges introduces stand-up from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. He is joined by Sara Pascoe and Phill Jupitus.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

With Jon Richardson, Ricky Tomlinson and Sara Cox.

Welcome To Our Village, Please Invade Carefully

Head of the invading Geonin, Uljabaan, is creating a list of books suitable for children to read as part of his post-invasion education programme, and Katrina volunteers as an advisor in an attempt at subterfuge.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Johnny Vegas and Rhod Gilbert face off against Joe Wilkinson and Roisin Conaty. Tom Allen is in with Susie Dent, and Rachel Riley is in charge of the letters and numbers.

The Two Ronnies

A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of comedy from Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With Kelly Osbourne, Vic Reeves, Richard Madeley and Neil Morrissey.

Political Animals

Ronald Reagan's dog Rex reveals that he shared his master's passion for acting.

The Russell Howard Hour

Russell talks with singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran. Rob Auton performs.

Live At The Apollo

Adam Hills is joined by Andi Osho and Terry Alderton.

John Kearns

A glimpse into the oddball mind of John Kearns as he returns home from work.

Hamish And Dougal: You'll Have Had Your Tea

Hamish and Dougal assist the Laird in summoning up the heavy armaments for an afternoon's shooting on the moors.

Birds Of A Feather

Darryl and Chris are finally released; whilst Chris is immediately run over, Darryl is left unamused by the changes in Sharon's life. And after a night out with the boys, she's distraught to find a massive wadge of cash in his pocket...

The Fast Show

Featuring Ron Manager, Ed Winchester and Roy and Renee, the train passengers from hell.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With Sally Phillips, Alan Carr, Chris O'Dowd and Meera Syal.

The Guns Of Adam Riches

Adam takes the listener back to the Wild West to tell the story of Big Rich, a sass-talkin', gun-totin' cowboy who just so happened to have sat on the front row.

Game On

Martin is depressed as his relationship with Clare has ended. Mandy decides to go back to university and a former lecturer is particularly keen to see her. Back at the flat, Martin and Mandy discover the secret thoughts of Matthew Norman Malone when they read his journal.

Russell Kane

TV version of Russell Kane's 2015-released stand-up show.

QI

With Bill Bailey, Jack Dee and David Mitchell.

Game On

Martin is doing voluntary work on a helpline for distressed people; he gives his phone number to one of the callers who phones the flat. Pretending to be Martin, Matt tries to flirt with her, but gets more than he bargained for when she threatens to kill herself if 'Martin' doesn't visit her. Matt ventures out into the night...

QI

With David Mitchell, Phill Jupitus and Jimmy Carr.

Fonejacker

Fonejacker is a man addicted to prank telephone calls, taking on various guises to satisfy his need to scam and confuse anyone at the end of the phone.

Mr Doovdé enquiring about DFS and Terry Tibbs is looking to buy a Maserati 3200.

Cold Feet

Jenny raises the subject of Harry's will again but Pete has no fight left in him. Meanwhile, Tina turns estate agent to find Adam his dream home. An offer is accepted, but is she that keen to see Adam move out? Karen is intrigued when a potential backer approaches her. Their meeting goes better than expected and Karen's plan to go it alone pays off in more ways than one.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

A selection of five episodes of Harry Hill's take of a week of telly.

Fonejacker

Irish Mike represents more inappropriately named companies and the Chinese Gang enquire about bringing a film crew into the cinema to film the film.

Would I Lie To You?

The guests this week are Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, Rufus Hound, Miranda Hart and Welsh funny man Rhod Gilbert.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With Kelly Osbourne, Vic Reeves, Richard Madeley and Neil Morrissey.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain and the team skilfully pass around the week's news before shooting on goal with guests Rob Beckett, Susan Calman, Hal Cruttenden and Romesh Ranganathan.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With Sally Phillips, Alan Carr, Chris O'Dowd and Meera Syal.

QI

With David Mitchell, Phill Jupitus and Jimmy Carr.

Legends Of British Comedy

A warm tribute to the unique comedic skills of Spike Milligan, whose off-the-wall humour and work on programmes like The Goon Show influenced generations of comedians.

Would I Lie To You?

The guests this week are Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, Rufus Hound, Miranda Hart and Welsh funny man Rhod Gilbert.

Many A Slip

Roy Plomley chairs as Isobel Barnett, Eleanor Summerfield, Richard Murdoch and David Nixon compete to spot the musical mistakes.

Change At Oglethorpe

Winter has come to the Ogle Valley. David is dreaming about sun and sand when an old friend offers him a job in Australia. Meanwhile, Arthur dreams of a date with June.

Ring Around The Bath

Episode 5, The Older Man: Patrick is delighted with Alison's new boyfriend, but what about the rest of the family?

Bridget Christie's Utopia

Bridget explores politically disengaging for a week - to see if that will make her happier.