Schedule Thursday 16th November 2017

Twirlywoos

The Stop-Go Car visits the Twirlywoos. It drives in to Peekaboo's house and then out again. The Stop-Go Car does this over and over again until Peekaboo decides he has had enough and sends the Stop-Go Car out.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Mrs Creecher uses the school's allotment to hold Class 3C's 'Biggest Veg' competition.

Yes, Prime Minister

A former head of MI5 is posthumously revealed to have been routinely passing information to the Russians during key Cold War years. An embarrassing story for any Government, but the situation becomes particularly tricky when it emerges that Humphrey chaired an inquiry that cleared him of such claims at the time...

Danger Mouse

Trying to 'help' by watering Squawkencluck's plants, DM unleashes a planet-wide extra-terrestrial sprawling welsh weed.

Alexei Sayle's Imaginary Sandwich Bar

Alexei considers Britain's place in the world and discusses his return to stand-up comedy after a 17-year hiatus.

Class Dismissed

Outnumbered by the children, headteacher Hilary Head calls for backup from some very unusual supply teachers, and a bromance blossoms for Mr Capp.

The Brittas Empire

Brittas has been sacked as manager of Whitbury Leisure Centre but has managed to get a job at a local garage.

Go Jetters

Grandmaster Glitch turns Segovia Aqueduct into a giant water slide and the Go Jetters must stop it toppling to the ground.

Not In Front Of The Children

Episode 4, Religious Revival: A dynamic new vicar causes mayhem in the Corner household.

Justin's House

Robert is so hard-working that Justin decides to send him on holiday. The only problem is that Robert doesn't want to go, because for him, every day is a holiday in Justin's house.

The Goon Show

Neddie Seagoon is Britain's ambassador in China and he's after cash. This involves knocking on the door of the Tea House of the August Goon - 6,000 times.

Ever Decreasing Circles

Martin has been set-up by super smooth Rex Tynan on a trip to Brussels. Believing he'd spent the night with a girl in his hotel room, Martin is full of remorse and tells Ann...

Sorry!

Tim goes away for the weekend - and plans a holiday.

Sooty

Ace detectives Secret Sooty and Agent Bone take on their arch enemy the Black Hand. Can they stop his dastardly plans, or will his exploding beans get the better of them? Guest starring Joe Pasquale.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos are in a kitchen, where they watch a man turn on a tap and fill a glass with water. When he leaves, the Twirlywoos come out and turn the tap on. They fill a glass with water and then start to find other things around the kitchen to fill up.

HR

Sam and Peter wile away their retirement blues with a holiday in Spain. Suddenly Sam, a lifelong virgin, seems to be presented with a life-changing opportunity.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Lee Mack and Johnny Vegas, Mel Giedroyc and Freddie Flintoff test some facts.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the ninth series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Hank Zipzer

With Emily in hospital having her tonsils out and a history project due, Hank decides that the best possible course of action is to take Katherine - Emily's lizard and best friend - into school. Meanwhile at the hospital, Stan is trying to prove to Rosa that he's not squeamish - easier said than done when all you want to do is pass out.

4 O'Clock Club

Nero's new bike proves to be a disaster - not just for him but for Clem and Dexter too. Someone will have to pay.

As Time Goes By

Lionel's father is getting married and Sandy is newly single. Jean and Lionel have key roles to play in the nuptials, but events on the wedding day go awry.

Not In Front Of The Children

Episode 4, Religious Revival: A dynamic new vicar causes mayhem in the Corner household.

The Goon Show

Neddie Seagoon is Britain's ambassador in China and he's after cash. This involves knocking on the door of the Tea House of the August Goon - 6,000 times.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth and Richard spend their first night in their new weekend retreat. But plans to become part of the "country set" go horribly wrong as the apartment proves a little on the "bijou" side.

Wussywat The Clumsy Cat

Wussywat plays Hide and Seek and soon realizes he just needs to find some natural camouflage to stay hidden.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Clegg is given the task of buying a present for Howard's lady friend.

Class Dismissed

With the sudden departure of Mr Barker, there's a vacancy for a new head teacher at Dockbridge High and Mr Potter has his eye on his dream job. Unfortunately someone else does too.

Ever Decreasing Circles

Martin has been set-up by super smooth Rex Tynan on a trip to Brussels. Believing he'd spent the night with a girl in his hotel room, Martin is full of remorse and tells Ann...

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos are in a kitchen, where they watch a man turn on a tap and fill a glass with water. When he leaves, the Twirlywoos come out and turn the tap on. They fill a glass with water and then start to find other things around the kitchen to fill up.

A Fine Romance

Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.

The Brittas Empire

Brittas has been sacked as manager of Whitbury Leisure Centre but has managed to get a job at a local garage.

Birds Of A Feather

When Darryl ends up in hospital, he and the nurse devise a plan for him to escape to spend a night with Tracey. Sharon has a fling with an artist who gives Tracey a surprise welcome home.

The Good Life

After accidentally waking the Leadbetters at an ungodly hour, Tom and Barbara promise future consideration and decide to live their lives by nature's clock while they have so much work to do. However, that soon proves easier said than done.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag accidentally create the worlds scariest roller coaster, all for a 'high-speed mid-ride' photo!

Porridge

Fletch has acquired an illicit tin of pineapple chunks, but they are stolen before he has the chance to enjoy them. It soon emerges that the pineapple chunks have surfaced in a rather unexpected place, while Godber attempts to nick him a replacement from the prison kitchen.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Mrs Creecher uses the school's allotment to hold Class 3C's 'Biggest Veg' competition.

Mr Bean

Bean turns superhero in an attempt to outwit a cunning cat burglar.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the ninth series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Porridge

Fletcher plans to spend Christmas in hospital to avoid being press-ganged into Grouty's latest scheme to spring a fellow prisoner. His plan backfires when Grouty finds out about his upcoming civilian hospital appointment and gives him a vital role in proceedings.

Go Jetters

What goes up must come down! Grandmaster Glitch lands with a splash in Lake Titicaca.

So Awkward

Lily is delighted when Rob buys her a present for the first time - only it's a horrible bug-shaped brooch!

HR

Sam and Peter wile away their retirement blues with a holiday in Spain. Suddenly Sam, a lifelong virgin, seems to be presented with a life-changing opportunity.

Talking Comedy

Talking Comedy looks at the life and works of Ken Dodd.

The Two Ronnies

Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.

Alexei Sayle's Imaginary Sandwich Bar

Alexei considers Britain's place in the world and discusses his return to stand-up comedy after a 17-year hiatus.

Gigglebiz

DIY enthusiast DIY Dan builds a birdbath for all the little garden birds. Arthur Sleep keeps getting distracted whilst trying to give a very important piece of news. Sticky toffee pudding is on the menu in Dina Lady's Bake Me a Star competition and there are some very hungry slugs in Will Barrow's garden.

A Fine Romance

Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth and Richard spend their first night in their new weekend retreat. But plans to become part of the "country set" go horribly wrong as the apartment proves a little on the "bijou" side.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse's antics cost Professor Squawkencluck her job. Is this the end of all those wonderful gadgets, or can the world's greatest secret agent get the Professor her job back?

Last Of The Summer Wine

Clegg is given the task of buying a present for Howard's lady friend.

Porridge

Fletch has acquired an illicit tin of pineapple chunks, but they are stolen before he has the chance to enjoy them. It soon emerges that the pineapple chunks have surfaced in a rather unexpected place, while Godber attempts to nick him a replacement from the prison kitchen.

Scream Street

Luke is curious when a new house appears in Scream Street, but then it comes alive and locks him and his friends in! They end up stuck in the basement, and when the room starts to rumble it looks like our trio are about to become dinner - will they get out alive?

Horrible Histories

Oliver Cromwell rises from obscurity, challenges King Charles I in the English Civil War, and ultimately orders the King's execution - as he says, a it was a 'cruel necessity'. In other parts of Britain there are a bunch of oddly named Puritan soldiers, and the great writers Shakespeare and Milton square up for a word battle.

Not In Front Of The Children

Episode 4, Religious Revival: A dynamic new vicar causes mayhem in the Corner household.

As Time Goes By

Jean's sister-in-law Penny and her husband Stephen are visiting, but upon arrival it transpires they aren't talking. Sandy, meanwhile, has a holiday planned with boyfriend Harry.

The Good Life

After accidentally waking the Leadbetters at an ungodly hour, Tom and Barbara promise future consideration and decide to live their lives by nature's clock while they have so much work to do. However, that soon proves easier said than done.

The Goon Show

Neddie Seagoon is Britain's ambassador in China and he's after cash. This involves knocking on the door of the Tea House of the August Goon - 6,000 times.

Murder On The Blackpool Express

Comedy drama about a coach driver investigating a series of murders.

Room 101

Frank Skinner hosts a special edition featuring the best bits from the series and loads of brilliant stuff which you haven't seen before. Subjects include Hotel Check In And Check Out, Grumpy Kids and Men Who Get Grumpier With Age.

QI

With Phill Jupitus, Nish Kumar and Holly Walsh.

Mr Bean

Bean turns superhero in an attempt to outwit a cunning cat burglar.

Tell Me Another

This week starring: Arthur Askey, Bernard Cribbins, Jimmy Jewel, Jimmy Logan, Bill Maynard, Jon Pertwee and Barbara Windsor.

So Awkward

Lily is determined that this year she and Jas will beat Martha and Ollie in the school's general knowledge quiz.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Katherine Ryan take on Jon Richardson and David Mitchell. Nick Helm is in with Susie Dent, while Rachel Riley is back on numbers-and-letters duty.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the media over the past seven days.

The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain

When the residents of a Welsh village learn that their "mountain" is just short of the required 1,000ft threshold, they plan to make it taller.

Absolutely Fabulous

As the family gathers for New Year's Eve, Edina and Patsy look forward to a night out at an ultra-hip underground rave. Patsy is particularly excited, as her well connected, jet-setting sister Jackie is about to arrive. When she appears, however, plans begin to disintegrate.

One Foot In The Grave

Seven months after Patrick gunned down one hundred of his garden gnomes in cold blood, Victor still has a score to settle with his next-door neighbour. Meanwhile, down on his allotment all is not what it would appear with a pile of horse manure bought from a dodgy character.

Mrs. Brown's Boys

Mrs Brown is concerned that her family are keeping too many secrets. Her daughter, Cathy, won't tell anyone about her new boyfriend and son Mark won't tell anyone why wife Betty has thrown him out.

Bounty Hunters

Talked out of avenging his brother's death, Angel heads to England.

Alexei Sayle's Imaginary Sandwich Bar

Alexei considers Britain's place in the world and discusses his return to stand-up comedy after a 17-year hiatus.

The Inbetweeners

It's Will's birthday, and he's planning a suitably grown-up dinner. Unfortunately, Will's party clashes with a far more popular one.

Red Dwarf

After discovering that they're able to literally step into the past through photographs, Lister resolves to change his past, become a multi-millionaire and never board Red Dwarf. Rimmer however, is less satisfied with this new reality.

Recorded For Training Purposes

Sketches include an airborne traffic reporter with issues; adverts for a sofa shop sale that must end soon... or at least one day; an awkward pie shop customer; and a lawyer reading out a less-than-eloquent statement from their celebrity client on the steps outside a court.

The Inbetweeners

In a desperate attempt at reinvention, Will decides that the lads should become cool and go clubbing.

Live At The Apollo

Deadpan comic Jack Dee shares his gripes on school sports day, rubbernecking and the notion of appointing an Olympic village idiot, before introducing a performance by Omid Djalili, who offers his take on everything from Shakespeare to belly-dancing.

A League Of Their Own

James Corden presents some previously unseen footage from the sports-based panel show.

Fonejacker

Fonejacker is a man addicted to prank telephone calls, taking on various guises to satisfy his need to scam and confuse anyone at the end of the phone.

Mr Doovdé enquiring about DFS and Terry Tibbs is looking to buy a Maserati 3200.

Stand Up Central

Chris Ramsey performs live stand-up, and introduces Jason Cook and Ellie Taylor.

Red Dwarf

The ship receives a message informing them that Kryten's expiry date has come, and he will shortly shut down and be replaced. Lister decides to hold a party in his honour, but things don't quite go as expected.

The Absolutely Radio Show

Featuring another meeting of the highly confused Stoneybridge Town Council as well as Denzil and Gwynedd, the far-from-devoted Swansea couple. There is also the Little Girl with her own take on Tea, Mr Muzak explaining how busy and important he is and Calum Gilhooley pontificating on the weirdness of road signs. Plus a talking version of Facebook and more from the NEWS NEWS NEWS team.

And Now, In Colour

Tim Firth, Tim De Jongh, Michael Rutger and William Vandyck head over the channel.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

What can you get the man who has nothing? - a surprise birthday party is a start and Bob goes out of his way to get Terry in place in the pub and all his friends back home with Thelma.

Birds Of A Feather

When Darryl ends up in hospital, he and the nurse devise a plan for him to escape to spend a night with Tracey. Sharon has a fling with an artist who gives Tracey a surprise welcome home.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell Howard once again offers his distinctive take on what has happened in the world this week, with an energetic and entertaining look at the news stories that have dominated the media and caught his eye.

The Masterson Inheritance

The Mastersons set sail across the Atlantic.

Absolutely Fabulous

Edina's ex-husbands have cut off her alimony payments. Saffron and Edina's accountant taker the opportunity to convince her to cut back on the excesses of her lavish lifestyle, and hide the fact that she is independently wealthy.

Room 101

Strictly Come Dancing judge Craig Revel Horwood, actress Sheila Hancock and comedian Jon Richardson wish to banish people who tell jokes all the time, ladies' toilets and friends who get into relationships.

A League Of Their Own

Boxer Tony Bellew, comedian Romesh Ranganathan and British hockey star Sam Quek join the regulars.

Absolutely Fabulous

When Patsy accidentally burns down the kitchen, the sitting room becomes temporary heart of the household. Finding themselves locked in the room all evening, Patsy, Eddy and Saffy are forced to confront their relationships with their mothers.

Mock The Week

Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones, Ed Gamble and Holly Walsh are the guests this week.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.

The Keith Lemon Sketch Show

The Urban Fox is taken to an animal sanctuary this week. Meanwhile, Will Mellor's had enough of I'm A Celebrity and there's an exclusive look at footage from the pilot Most Probably Not Haunted. Later, the Hairy Lairy Bikers make a full English breakfast in France.

Big School

Death comes to Greybridge School when a popular member of staff goes to meet his maker.

QI

With David Mitchell, Phill Jupitus and Jimmy Carr.

Live At The Apollo

Deadpan comic Jack Dee shares his gripes on school sports day, rubbernecking and the notion of appointing an Olympic village idiot, before introducing a performance by Omid Djalili, who offers his take on everything from Shakespeare to belly-dancing.

Room 101

Strictly Come Dancing judge Craig Revel Horwood, actress Sheila Hancock and comedian Jon Richardson wish to banish people who tell jokes all the time, ladies' toilets and friends who get into relationships.

Living The Dream

The park's septic tank explodes and Mal and Jen are forced to turn to the only sewage expert around: Mayor Herman Bloch.

Red Dwarf

Rimmer gets hold of a Quantum skipper and skips his way across the multi-verse looking for a dimension where he's not such a giant loser.

Bob Monkhouse On The Spot

For the last time in this series Bob Monkhouse faces his audience in a comic question-and-answer session.

The Russell Howard Hour

Russell mocks the madness of the news and talks to Canadian author, social activist and filmmaker Naomi Klein. Stand-up from Mo Gilligan.

Zapped

It's the Super Solstice, Brian's last chance to get home. He just needs to break into the Protector's mysterious Henge while Howell performs the incantation to cross worlds.

Bob Monkhouse On The Spot

Gagmaster Bob Monkhouse is back with his own show, in which the comedian faces members of the public in a question-and-answer session. Guest singer is Terry Neason.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson thrash out the hot stories of the week, from the silly to the serious, and are joined by comedian Jack Dee, singer Stacey Solomon, comedian David O'Doherty and musician Alex James.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

Charlie Baker takes up dancing, Luisa Omielan isn't happy with the rules of dating, Ola gives judgement on wi-fi networks, and Matt Forde does impressions.

Crashing

Anthony helps Lulu to register as a Property Guardian. Kate goes on a journey of artistic self-discovery, and Sam shows Will round a flat he's interested in buying.

Crashing

Tensions rise after the housemates are served their eviction notice. Melody and Colin's relationship takes an unexpected turn.

HR

Sam and Peter wile away their retirement blues with a holiday in Spain. Suddenly Sam, a lifelong virgin, seems to be presented with a life-changing opportunity.

Alexei Sayle's Imaginary Sandwich Bar

Alexei considers Britain's place in the world and discusses his return to stand-up comedy after a 17-year hiatus.