Schedule Wednesday 4th October 2017

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos find out what happens when a toy train goes into a tunnel, and have some trouble with disappearing tea.

Electric Ink

Maddox refuses to give up a source. Could he really face prison?

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary and Phoebe's wedding is drawing near. Can Gary cope with two stag nights, 54 years apart?

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag demonstrate how breaking a world record can be a bittersweet experience.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse's attempts to boost Penfold's confidence backfire when it leads to a ferocious games monster escaping into the real world.

John Shuttleworth's Lounge Music

John Shuttleworth invites musical guests to his Sheffield home to sing one of his songs and one of their own, if they are lucky.

Goodnight Sweetheart

It is Gary and Phoebe's wedding day. Will Gary make it on time? Will he be there at all?

Go Jetters

The Go Jetters arrive at the White Cliffs of Dover in England, to cheer Kyan as he finishes a cross-channel swim, but a large cloud of dust blocks his way to the shore.

The Navy Lark

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

Lucky Feller

It's a night out on the town for the Mepsteads. Mum's going to bingo, Randy to see what he can find on a pub-crawl, and Shorty has a wonderful surprise in store for Kath.

Justin's House

Robert has brought four dusters to life to help dust and tidy around Justin's House, but the mischievous Dusterlings soon go rogue, making a mess of the house and tickling anyone that moves.

Hancock's Half Hour

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

Horrible Histories

On its 100th anniversary, Horrible Histories takes a look at the Russian Revolution.

The Piglet Files

A bit of casual reconnaissance work for Piglet, Lewis and Dexter goes disastrously wrong when the target turns out to be an old friend of Drummond's - now quite mad and intent on blowing up the Channel Tunnel!

Genius

With Charlie Brooker. Winning ideas are dogs that live for only two years and changing how the winner of Genius is decided.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

A leaky washing machine is only the start of the Barnes's problems. Peter's attempt to acquire the necessary replacement part is easier said than done, especially with British Rail involved.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a man polish a suit of armour. As he is polishing, the man drops the cloth inside the suit of armour.

Sooty

When Sooty finds a magical lamp on the beach, he discovers that it contains a genie. But this genie causes nothing but mischief, and won't get back in the lamp. It's up to Sooty to sort things out. Guest starring Dave Benson Phillips.

Winston

Rosie's plan to live in London suits the old rogue, but where is Father plotting to go?

4 O'Clock Club

Dexter gets the 4 O'Clock Club gang digging the school allotment. But boredom with broccoli turns to delight when Josh strikes gold. Meanwhile, Nero joins Owen at Scouts and discovers that under the uniforms those guys may not be as silly as they look.

Open All Hours

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel and Arkwright are finally going to spend the night together at a hotel... with an over-tight money belt.

Lucky Feller

It's a night out on the town for the Mepsteads. Mum's going to bingo, Randy to see what he can find on a pub-crawl, and Shorty has a wonderful surprise in store for Kath.

One Foot In The Grave

An artistic dispute with the Meldrews threatens to scupper Patrick's plans for a quiet birthday. Meanwhile, Pippa has an affair and Victor gets some worrying medical test results.

Butterflies

Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.

Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

Franks believes he is a failure.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary and Phoebe's wedding is drawing near. Can Gary cope with two stag nights, 54 years apart?

Left, Right And Centre

Comedy following the Conservative and Labour candidates in a by-election who unwittingly fall in love.

Goodnight Sweetheart

It is Gary and Phoebe's wedding day. Will Gary make it on time? Will he be there at all?

The Navy Lark

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

Shaun The Sheep

The Farmer is very excited by his new purchase. He calls on Bitzer to set up his new TV while he readies himself to watch life in 3D. To his surprise, it's more 3D than he could ever have imagined.

Shaun The Sheep

The Farmer's personal hygiene leaves much to be desired. Shaun, Bitzer and the flock decide action is needed - and set about giving the Farmer a full-service wash.

Hancock's Half Hour

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of six episodes from Britain's most popular sitcom.

Wussywat The Clumsy Cat

Wussywat finds a box full of musical instruments. He's never seen them before so has no idea how each one is played.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Gough has been the ideal husband to Jessie for 50 years and they are still holding hands. Compo, Clegg and Seymour decide it's their duty to give Gough a break.

4 O'Clock Club

Dexter gets the 4 O'Clock Club gang digging the school allotment. But boredom with broccoli turns to delight when Josh strikes gold. Meanwhile, Nero joins Owen at Scouts and discovers that under the uniforms those guys may not be as silly as they look.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a man polish a suit of armour. As he is polishing, the man drops the cloth inside the suit of armour.

Brush Strokes

The threat of competition from Jacko's new decorating business starts to worry Lionel - especially when his staff begin to defect. Suddenly, however, he appears to have the upper hand - or does he?

Horrible Histories

On its 100th anniversary, Horrible Histories takes a look at the Russian Revolution.

Birds Of A Feather

With Darryl back inside, the business dead, and money equally unforthcoming, Sharon and Tracey are forced to consider selling Dalentrace and moving somewhere cheaper. Garth considers moving in with his girlfriend.

The Girl On The Boat

Entanglements abound as charming but bumbling Englishman Sam attempts to win the hand of sweet-natured American Billie.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag discover the joys of growing your own vegetables, but at the farmer's market they discover that bigger doesn't always mean better.

Boj

While waiting for Mr Cloppity to pick up the recycling, Boj gets Rupa playing with it, making junk robots and rag rope. When Mr Cloppity's buggy gets stuck in the mud, the friends come to the rescue with their robots and rope. But with all of the recycling made into new toys, there is nothing left to recycle.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean finds out he is a lord and visits his Scottish family home - but keeping a castle is a costly business.

Genius

With Charlie Brooker. Winning ideas are dogs that live for only two years and changing how the winner of Genius is decided.

Winston

Rosie's plan to live in London suits the old rogue, but where is Father plotting to go?

Electric Ink

Maddox refuses to give up a source. Could he really face prison?

John Shuttleworth's Lounge Music

John Shuttleworth invites musical guests to his Sheffield home to sing one of his songs and one of their own, if they are lucky.

Brush Strokes

The threat of competition from Jacko's new decorating business starts to worry Lionel - especially when his staff begin to defect. Suddenly, however, he appears to have the upper hand - or does he?

Danger Mouse

Trying to 'help' by watering Squawkencluck's plants, DM unleashes a planet-wide extra-terrestrial sprawling welsh weed.

John Shuttleworth's Lounge Music

This week it's Nick Heyward from Haircut 100. Ken is very excited as has heard that Nick has had a spiritual awakening, and he is keen to learn how he can have one of his own.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag turn their hands to the movie business - but they are only in it for the free popcorn.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Gough has been the ideal husband to Jessie for 50 years and they are still holding hands. Compo, Clegg and Seymour decide it's their duty to give Gough a break.

Scream Street

Otto is up to no good and is taking things that don't belong to him. The friends must stop him and return the possessions to their rightful owner.

Horrible Histories

A special episode of the historical sketch show, featuring the rotten rulers from this series. Including naughty Napoleon annoying his Josephine and horrid Henry VIII getting married again. There's also a song from wily Winston Churchill and Rattus to guide the way as host.

The Navy Lark

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

As Time Goes By

Jean and Lionel are in LA to meet Cy Liebermann, but she's growing increasingly concerned at his crotchety manner and behaviour towards the locals. Then some 'small' changes are mooted...

The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses

Family Matters looks back at the roles of Grandad and Uncle Albert and explores how over the years, the family expanded to include wives, partners and children.

Hancock's Half Hour

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

QI

With Jeremy Clarkson, Jason Manford and Sara Pascoe.

A League Of Their Own

The boys' epic road trip takes them to the new home of the LA Rams. James, Jack, Jamie and Freddie will be performing, pom poms and all, with the LA Rams cheerleaders in front of an American football crowd of 91,000.

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of four episodes from Britain's most popular sitcom.

Your Face Or Mine

Jimmy and Katherine are joined by The Only Way Is Essex power couple Tommy Mallet and Georgia Kousoulou for a special celebrity edition. In tonight's episode the Essex natives are put head to head against Geordie Shore's Chloe Ferry and fellow TOWIE cast member James Diags to win money for charity.

Micky Flanagan: Back In The Game

East End comic Micky Flanagan returns with his second, highly anticipated stand-up show, Back In The Game.

Open All Hours

Arkwright invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a foreign visitor who he suspects of shoplifting.

Fonejacker

Fonejacker is a man addicted to prank telephone calls, taking on various guises to satisfy his need to scam and confuse anyone at the end of the phone.

Mr Doovdé enquiring about DFS and Terry Tibbs is looking to buy a Maserati 3200.

John Shuttleworth's Lounge Music

John Shuttleworth invites musical guests to his Sheffield home to sing one of his songs and one of their own, if they are lucky.

A League Of Their Own

Boxer Tony Bellew, comedian Romesh Ranganathan and British hockey star Sam Quek join the regulars.

Bad Education

Alfie becomes embroiled in a web of horror when an exercise in parental appeasement goes disastrously wrong. It's not long before he finds himself leading a sex education class in front of students, parents, angry Mumsnet users, and a couple of foreign exchange students...

Fist Of Fun

The last in this cult comedy series starring Richard Herring and Stewart Lee, with special guest Geoffrey Hayes from Rainbow.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

In this show guest captain Kathy Burke and Roisin Conaty take on guest captain Johnny Vegas and Bob Mortimer. John Cooper Clarke joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley takes care of the letters and numbers.

One Foot In The Grave

Victor is alarmed when a routine medical test turns out to have sinister implications. He also has problems with the builders and Mrs. Warboys's cousin Wilf's voice synthesiser, whilst Margaret tries to avoid a terrible telephone conversation...

Zapped

With the amulet seemingly out of reach, a new opportunity to get home comes Brian's way...

Play To The Whistle

Holly, Frank, Bradley, Romesh and Seann are joined by boxer Anthony Joshua and comedians Kevin Bridges and Jon Richardson.

Grabbers

A repeat of this 2012 film.

Joel & Nish Vs The World

Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar arrive in China to learn the way of the Shaolin. Joel embarks on his Kung Fu training, while Nish tries to find a way to replace Joel's vanity with Zen.

A League Of Their Own

James Corden and the gang, including comedian Jimmy Carr and Olympian Amy Williams, go head-to-head in the standout challenge from Series 7: the rally car race, as seen back in Episode 1.

Spotlight Tonight With Nish Kumar

In a second series of this late-night topical comedy, Nish Kumar is here to cast his spotlight on the week's most talked about news items, taking an in-depth look at the biggest stories from the past seven days as well as scrutinising the bigger issues of the moment.

Before They Were Famous

Ian Leslie presents the spoof documentary that brings to light the often surprising first literary attempts of the world's best-known writers.

Birds Of A Feather

With Darryl back inside, the business dead, and money equally unforthcoming, Sharon and Tracey are forced to consider selling Dalentrace and moving somewhere cheaper. Garth considers moving in with his girlfriend.

Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

Unlucky-in-work Frank has job trouble.

QI

With Clive Anderson, Phill Jupitus and Rich Hall.

Bad Robots

It's the last episode of the series and the robots are going out with a bang.

Alan Parker's 29 Minutes Of Truth

Episode 2: Songs, sketches, and radical ideas from Alan Parker Urban Warrior, the revolutionary created by Simon Munnery.

Up The Chastity Belt

Film in which Frankie Howerd joins the Crusades to save his master and bring King Richard back to take his rightful place on the throne of England.

Would I Lie To You?

Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Miles Jupp, Heston Blumenthal OBE, Emilia Fox and Ed Byrne.

A League Of Their Own

The smash-hit sports panel show continues in extra time with more never-before-seen footage.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary and Phoebe's wedding is drawing near. Can Gary cope with two stag nights, 54 years apart?

A League Of Their Own

The smash-hit sports panel show continues in extra time with more never-before-seen footage.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain and the team find the comedy in the week's news with the help of guests Josh Widdicombe, Ed Byrne and Hal Cruttenden.

Goodnight Sweetheart

It is Gary and Phoebe's wedding day. Will Gary make it on time? Will he be there at all?

Stella

Stella is desperately trying to convince Michael to move back home. That is until she finds out he's signed up to new dating website Ponty Partners.

QI

With Clive Anderson, Phill Jupitus and Rich Hall.

Lucky Feller

It's a night out on the town for the Mepsteads. Mum's going to bingo, Randy to see what he can find on a pub-crawl, and Shorty has a wonderful surprise in store for Kath.

Through The Keyhole

On the panel this time are radio DJ and TV presenter Marvin Humes, morning TV host Kate Garraway and comedian Jimmy Carr.

No Place Like Home

A selection of episodes from the second series.

The Piglet Files

A bit of casual reconnaissance work for Piglet, Lewis and Dexter goes disastrously wrong when the target turns out to be an old friend of Drummond's - now quite mad and intent on blowing up the Channel Tunnel!

Would I Lie To You?

Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Rhod Gilbert, Kelly Hoppen MBE, Carol Vorderman and Hal Cruttenden.

Big School

Miss Postern warns the other teachers to be sensitive with troubled pupil Josh; his mum has gone off with a Maasai tribesman. Meanwhile, Mrs Klebb is producing her own reimagining of Romeo And Juliet.

Big School

Miss Postern has put herself down for an Ironman competition, but realises too late what is involved. Her attempts to train, assisted by Mr Gunn, only serve to raise Mr Church's jealousy to new heights.

Bo' Selecta!

A selection of episodes from the first series of the Leigh Francis sketch show.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

This week's episode featured teddy bear's noses, Autumnwatch in 3D and closure of the poxy M6 on Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With Jason Manford (before he became a regular team captain), Phill Jupitus, Germaine Greer and Fiona Allen.

Genius

With Charlie Brooker. Winning ideas are dogs that live for only two years and changing how the winner of Genius is decided.

Winston

Rosie's plan to live in London suits the old rogue, but where is Father plotting to go?

Electric Ink

Maddox refuses to give up a source. Could he really face prison?

John Shuttleworth's Lounge Music

John Shuttleworth invites musical guests to his Sheffield home to sing one of his songs and one of their own, if they are lucky.