Schedule Tuesday 22nd August 2017

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a farmer connect fence panels together to make a pen for his sheep. The sheep dog herds the sheep into the pen. Whilst the farmer is having a doze, the Twirlywoos build an enclosure around him by connecting more fence panels together.

Lucky Feller

Shorty Mepstead loses his nerve about asking Kath out for a second time. So Shorty's mother persuades him to ask Kath home for an evening - when they are joined by a very amusing friend of Mrs. Mepstead.

Shush!

Alice and Snoo have to resort to some rather unconventional means to get people into the library. A very low shelf, a book about zombies, a hosepipe ban and some hummingbirds bring the public flocking in.

Lucky Feller

Shorty Mepstead dresses up to the 'nines' and goes round to Kath's. Her parents are, as usual, having a monumental row - this time about a broken pane of glass. Shorty offers to mend it...

Go Jetters

The team roars into action as Glitch tries to take a selfie with a lion in the Maasai Mara.

Listen To Les

Les Dawson pays tribute to the Rochdale Universal Films version of Fu Manchu.

Justin's House

Justin and Robert are having a stargazing party to watch the rare Justin's Comet, which is passing over Justin Town for the first time in a gazillion years. They set up a massive telescope so everybody can witness the event together.

The Men From The Ministry

Bill Stickers is Innocent: The bumbling civil servants scale new heights for Sir Gregory's poster campaign.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

The car won't start, which is doubly frustrating as Peter not only has places to go, but also give Sheila a driving lesson. Typically, it turns out to be rather expensive a repair.

Boj

Boj, Mimi and Pops are excited about joining the Woofs for a family picnic. When rain sadly puts a halt to the festivities, Boj has an idea for an outside-inside picnic.

The Museum Of Curiosity

John Lloyd and Romesh Ranganathan this week are joined by comic Cariad Lloyd, Yorkshire shepherdess Amanda Owen and former MP Gyles Brandreth.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

What could be easier than booking a summer holiday? As Peter is about to find out; just about anything!

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos are in a back garden where they watch a man hanging washing up on a line. Chickedy and Chick get into the washing basket and the man accidentally pegs them up on the line too! The Twirlywoos are having tea, but the tea table is misbehaving. It keeps going further and further up, propelling Great BigHoo and Toodloo all the way out of the top of the boat!

Life, Death And Sex With Mike And Sue

The sofa-bound presenters tackle crises and reveal the popularity of sex.

Open All Hours

Arkwright's always been dead against getting a van, until Granville points out the advantages of taking a lady friend for a drive.

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Open All Hours

Perhaps a nice cosy little disease on Arkwright's part would be the thing to attract the ministrations of a certain district nurse?

Porterhouse Blue

The Dean mounts an attack to counter the new master, Sir Godber Evans, who continues with his attempt to drag the college into the modern world.

Meanwhile, Skullion finds an ally in old Porterhusian Sir Cathcart D'Eath, and Zipser seeks 'confidential' counselling with the Chaplain about his obsession with the buxom bedder Mrs Biggs, which is getting out of control.

Rising Damp

Miss Jones has become engaged to a librarian and looks set to move out - Rigsby is distraught but determined that no other man should have her. Alan, meanwhile, is already assessing suitable candidates to take on her room!

Minder

Long-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.

Hacker Time

Hacker tricks Emmerdale actress Michelle Hardwick into the studio to endure lots of soap jokes, as well as perform in a sketch entitled Emmerfail. Plus Cel Spellman stars in Lost and Found (...& Lost Again) and there's another trip to The Accommodation Place.

You're Only Young Twice

A German relative of Miss Milton's visits, and takes an instant shine to Flora. He may be one of the old enemy, but she's flattered by the attention - until he reveals his dislike of Cissie!

Not Wanted On Voyage

Comic crime caper starring Brian Rix and Ronald Shiner as stewards on a luxury cruise ship who uncover a diamond theft plot.

Lucky Feller

Shorty Mepstead loses his nerve about asking Kath out for a second time. So Shorty's mother persuades him to ask Kath home for an evening - when they are joined by a very amusing friend of Mrs. Mepstead.

Listen To Les

Les Dawson pays tribute to the Rochdale Universal Films version of Fu Manchu.

The Darling Buds Of May

Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

Spot Bots

Cubi and Lexi try to build a perfect tower of bricks, but they can't resist fiddling.

The Men From The Ministry

Bill Stickers is Innocent: The bumbling civil servants scale new heights for Sir Gregory's poster campaign.

Only Fools And Horses

After a mysterious call from the health inspector, the local Chinese restaurant employ the Trotters to renovate their kitchens. Trigger supplies the paint but neglects to tell them exactly where he got it from.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Foggy tries camouflage, but only succeeds in scaring passers-by.

Q Planes

A repeat of this 1939 film.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

The car won't start, which is doubly frustrating as Peter not only has places to go, but also give Sheila a driving lesson. Typically, it turns out to be rather expensive a repair.

Shaun The Sheep

A leak in the barn forces the flock to relocate to the pig sty for the night. However, the selfish pigs don't want to share.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos are in a back garden where they watch a man hanging washing up on a line. Chickedy and Chick get into the washing basket and the man accidentally pegs them up on the line too! The Twirlywoos are having tea, but the tea table is misbehaving. It keeps going further and further up, propelling Great BigHoo and Toodloo all the way out of the top of the boat!

Waiting For God

Diana's exasperated by Tom's patriotism and reverence when Harvey excitedly reveals that Bayview is expecting a royal visit. But at least it offers another chance to punish the idiot Bains.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag's attempts to clone an ice cream in order to cool themselves down have a chilling effect on the whole of Burb Street.

Scream Street

Cleo thinks her dad needs more authority and manages to turn two ushabti dolls into his servants. The power-mad mummies convince Niles to take over the town! Can the gang magic them back into dolls before it's too late?

Down Among The Z Men

The four original Goons star as Prof. Osric Pureheart misplaces a secret military formula.

Open All Hours

Arkwright advertises for a live-in housekeeper. It doesn't succeed in getting Nurse Gladys Emmanuel jealous but does tempt the "Black Widow", the formidable Mrs Feathermore...

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon persuades Tracey to teach her to drive. Darryl and Chris are due to be moved to a less high secrity prison.

Porterhouse Blue

The Dean mounts an attack to counter the new master, Sir Godber Evans, who continues with his attempt to drag the college into the modern world.

Meanwhile, Skullion finds an ally in old Porterhusian Sir Cathcart D'Eath, and Zipser seeks 'confidential' counselling with the Chaplain about his obsession with the buxom bedder Mrs Biggs, which is getting out of control.

The Fry Chronicles

Stephen has a curious encounter with Stephen Sondheim and becomes the literary critic of Tatler.

Steptoe And Son

A selection of episodes from the eighth series of the rag-and-bone sitcom.

The Darling Buds Of May

Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Dennis The Menace & Gnasher

CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.

The Joke Machine

This episode's jokers are Spring Bank versus Victoria.

Lucky Feller

Shorty Mepstead dresses up to the 'nines' and goes round to Kath's. Her parents are, as usual, having a monumental row - this time about a broken pane of glass. Shorty offers to mend it...

Go Jetters

Glitch's giant drill causes a dino-disaster for the team's fossil hunt in the Gobi Desert.

The 99p Challenge

With Armando Iannucci, Bill Bailey, Peter Serafinowicz and Simon Pegg.

Only Fools And Horses

Del is in love again after catching the eye of Heather during a rendition of 'Old Shep' at the Nag's Head. It's not long before he wants to get engaged, as usual, but this time there is a complication... her husband.

You're Only Young Twice

Having robbed the post office - with Cissie inside - a pair of criminals, Fingers and Junior, on the run dart into Paradise Lodge. Initially trying to stay hidden, the pair are soon spotted and hold the ladies captive until they can make their escape at daybreak.

Life, Death And Sex With Mike And Sue

The sofa-bound presenters tackle crises and reveal the popularity of sex.

On The Buses

When the Christmas Club payout arrives, Stan and the family decide to buy a colour television. But they have a problem disposing of their old set - especially when Blake buys it!

Only Fools And Horses

Rodney has become disillusioned with being Del's look-out, and announces his intention to set up business with Mickey Pearce.

Chalet Girl

Pretty tomboy Kim flips burgers to support herself and her dad. However, when she flukes a winter-long catering job in the Alps life changes.

Rising Damp

Rigsby's found a new lodger for the house; the charming gentleman Seymour, staying in town away from his country estate. Philip and Alan aren't quite as convinced of his authenticity though.

Shush!

Alice and Snoo have to resort to some rather unconventional means to get people into the library. A very low shelf, a book about zombies, a hosepipe ban and some hummingbirds bring the public flocking in.

Still Open All Hours

Granville is having a cut-price sale but only on old stock, not the boiled ham or new inflatable underwear support system that are getting a special Arkwright promotion. Meanwhile, there's an air of romance around as Mrs Featherstone takes a shine to new resident Mr Newbold; a former patient of Nurse returns; and Mavis has a plan to invite Granville to her house for coffee.

The Darling Buds Of May

Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

Waiting For God

Diana's exasperated by Tom's patriotism and reverence when Harvey excitedly reveals that Bayview is expecting a royal visit. But at least it offers another chance to punish the idiot Bains.

Terry Pratchett's Mort

Mort is hired as an apprentice by Death and taken to his home beyond time and space to begin his training.

Only Fools And Horses

When Rodney opens the door to a stranger at the flat he soon learns from Grandad that it's his long lost father, Reg. As Del returns home from the pub, his anger is abated when Reg tells them he is ill and it may be hereditary. The subsequent blood test results threaten to split the brothers up.

Scream Street

Luke finds out that Scream Street doesn't celebrate Halloween, and decides to introduce his friends to it. Unfortunately what start as innocent Halloween decorations end up as an army of man-eating pumpkins!

Shush!

An intruder, an ice-cream van and Daniel Barenboim make life difficult for Snoo and Alice as Simon constructs a deadly cornflakes-based trap.

That Reminds Me

Factually comedic series in which celebrities - mostly comics - share tales and reminisce.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Foggy tries camouflage, but only succeeds in scaring passers-by.

Only Fools And Horses

After a mysterious call from the health inspector, the local Chinese restaurant employ the Trotters to renovate their kitchens. Trigger supplies the paint but neglects to tell them exactly where he got it from.

Listen To Les

Les Dawson pays tribute to the Rochdale Universal Films version of Fu Manchu.

To The Manor Born

Richard faces a coup in the boardroom. Alarmed at the prospect of another new owner at Grantleigh, Audrey steps in to lend a hand.

Desmond's

Desmond's is, on the surface, just a Peckham barber shop - in reality, it's a meeting place, community centre, and old men's recreation room.

The Men From The Ministry

Bill Stickers is Innocent: The bumbling civil servants scale new heights for Sir Gregory's poster campaign.

Open All Hours

Arkwright advertises for a live-in housekeeper. It doesn't succeed in getting Nurse Gladys Emmanuel jealous but does tempt the "Black Widow", the formidable Mrs Feathermore...

Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish

This week, insults and Katy Perry's American flag dresses are considered for their offensiveness, and Dave, masquerading as his own wife, sets about finding a man on Tinder.

Still Open All Hours

Granville is having a cut-price sale but only on old stock, not the boiled ham or new inflatable underwear support system that are getting a special Arkwright promotion. Meanwhile, there's an air of romance around as Mrs Featherstone takes a shine to new resident Mr Newbold; a former patient of Nurse returns; and Mavis has a plan to invite Granville to her house for coffee.

Bobby And Harriet Get Married

Bobby learns that Best Man, Dylan, is to propose but will he return the honour? Meanwhile, Harriet is forced into a world of pain as she has to cut down the guest list.

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of three episodes from Britain's most popular sitcom.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the media over the past seven days.

Cold Feet

Jenny raises the subject of Harry's will again but Pete has no fight left in him. Meanwhile, Tina turns estate agent to find Adam his dream home. An offer is accepted, but is she that keen to see Adam move out? Karen is intrigued when a potential backer approaches her. Their meeting goes better than expected and Karen's plan to go it alone pays off in more ways than one.

Taskmaster

It's the series finale and Greg Davies needs several questions answered before awarding the winner with the Taskmaster trophy... Who has the most handsome relative? How much money is Al Murray willing to spend to win? And why is Rob Beckett in such a strop with a melon, some frozen peas and a bag of flour?

Just Like A Woman

A repeat of this 1992 film.

Gavin & Stacey

Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.

Blackadder

A selection of three episodes from the comic historic saga.

Uncle

Andy's desperate for cash to pay his rent, so when he hears his estranged Uncle Frank is dying, he thinks it's his chance to get written in to his will. Without Sam's knowledge, Andy takes Errol to Frank's cabin for an unforgettable family reunion.

Shush!

Alice and Snoo have to resort to some rather unconventional means to get people into the library. A very low shelf, a book about zombies, a hosepipe ban and some hummingbirds bring the public flocking in.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr hosts the Christmas Special, with team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea and guests Brad and James from The Vamps and comedians Roisin Conaty and Joe Wilkinson.

Son Of Cliché

Freddie Fortune: From a spoof Melvyn Bragg to a signing chimp.

Uncle

Andy is suffering from a string of bad news and the threat of eviction. The tables turn when he receives a surprise cheque in the mail. Now all he needs to do is cash it and pay his landlord in the next three hours, while keeping Errol busy as Sam plans a surprise birthday party. But the universe might have other ideas...

Porterhouse Blue

The Dean mounts an attack to counter the new master, Sir Godber Evans, who continues with his attempt to drag the college into the modern world.

Meanwhile, Skullion finds an ally in old Porterhusian Sir Cathcart D'Eath, and Zipser seeks 'confidential' counselling with the Chaplain about his obsession with the buxom bedder Mrs Biggs, which is getting out of control.

The Stanley Baxter Playhouse

An old army colonel and his one-time batman reunite after many years at the scene of their greatest glories, the Italian front in the Second World War.

Rudy's Rare Records

Adam hopes to bond with dad Rudy, while they till the earth on an allotment. However, Rudy only takes an interest when he spots a rare and illegal plant in the greenhouse.

The Mash Report

With the onset of Brexit, Trump and indeed the dab, we are in the midst of the most unprecedented political and world events in recent history. Luckily, comedian Nish Kumar is on hand with The Mash Report.

QI

With Rich Hall, Sean Lock and Bill Bailey.

Your Face Or Mine

Jimmy and Katherine are joined by The Only Way Is Essex power couple Tommy Mallet and Georgia Kousoulou for a special celebrity edition. In tonight's episode the Essex natives are put head to head against Geordie Shore's Chloe Ferry and fellow TOWIE cast member James Diags to win money for charity.

Britain Versus The World

Zoe Lyons joins Hal Cruttenden while the captain of the Rest of the World - captained by Henning Wehn - features Canadian stand-up Tony Law.

Play To The Whistle

The regulars are joined by former Wimbledon champion Pat Cash, comedian Bob Mortimer and Emmerdale star Natalie Anderson.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Bill Bailey take on special guest captain Joe Wilkinson with Isy Suttie. Susie Dent is joined by Joe Lycett.

QI

With Clive Anderson, Phill Jupitus and Rich Hall.

Terry Pratchett's Mort

Mort is hired as an apprentice by Death and taken to his home beyond time and space to begin his training.

Lucky Feller

Shorty Mepstead loses his nerve about asking Kath out for a second time. So Shorty's mother persuades him to ask Kath home for an evening - when they are joined by a very amusing friend of Mrs. Mepstead.

Play To The Whistle

The regulars are joined by former Wimbledon champion Pat Cash, comedian Bob Mortimer and Emmerdale star Natalie Anderson.

Gavin & Stacey

Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.

That Reminds Me

Factually comedic series in which celebrities - mostly comics - share tales and reminisce.

Lucky Feller

Shorty Mepstead dresses up to the 'nines' and goes round to Kath's. Her parents are, as usual, having a monumental row - this time about a broken pane of glass. Shorty offers to mend it...

Mock The Week

Dara O'Briain and the regulars relive the week's events for the last time in this run. With guests Milton Jones, Miles Jupp and Andi Osho.

A League Of Their Own

Win, lose or draw - does anyone actually care about the scoreline? - the riotous panel show continues with appearances from Peter Schmeichel, arguably the greatest goalkeeper to ever grace the football pitch, Olympic snowboarder Jenny Jones and comedian Josh Widdicombe.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

The car won't start, which is doubly frustrating as Peter not only has places to go, but also give Sheila a driving lesson. Typically, it turns out to be rather expensive a repair.

QI

With Rich Hall, Sean Lock and Bill Bailey.

Rising Damp

Rigsby's found a new lodger for the house; the charming gentleman Seymour, staying in town away from his country estate. Philip and Alan aren't quite as convinced of his authenticity though.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

What could be easier than booking a summer holiday? As Peter is about to find out; just about anything!

Lee Evans: Monsters

A TV broadcast of Lee Evans' final stand-up tour, recorded in 2014.

QI

With Clive Anderson, Phill Jupitus and Rich Hall.

Tommy Cooper

Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.

Gone Too Far!

Coming of age, culture-clash comedy set on a Peckham housing estate.

The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer

Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer offer up their unique brand of off-the-wall humour.

The Fry Chronicles

Stephen has a curious encounter with Stephen Sondheim and becomes the literary critic of Tatler.

The Thin Blue Line

Fowler plans a camping trip for some young offenders, whereas Grim is keener for them to have a short sharp shock. Patricia has to take care of an abandoned infant and becomes broody. Habib is harrassed by some fascists and unfortunately Goody steps in to help her...

8 Out Of 10 Cats

The regulars are joined by singer Olly Murs, former member of the Pussycat Dolls Kimberly Wyatt, and comedians Matthew Crosby and Russell Peters.

The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer

Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer offer up their unique brand of off-the-wall humour.

Desmond's

Lee's health hangs in the balance after a routine health check.

Desmond's

Desmond's daughter's growing up too fast, while his eldest son's hardly growing up at all.

The 99p Challenge

With Armando Iannucci, Bill Bailey, Peter Serafinowicz and Simon Pegg.

The Adam And Joe Show

The boys' cuddly toys re-enact Creche, their tribute to controversial movie Crash, and Baaadad passes musical judgement on No Doubt, Hanson and Chumbawamba.

Life, Death And Sex With Mike And Sue

The sofa-bound presenters tackle crises and reveal the popularity of sex.

The Darling Buds Of May

Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

Shush!

Alice and Snoo have to resort to some rather unconventional means to get people into the library. A very low shelf, a book about zombies, a hosepipe ban and some hummingbirds bring the public flocking in.