Schedule Monday 29th May 2017
In Loving Memory
Series 5, Episode 6 - The Undertaker's ApprenticeDespite Mary's patent desperation to learn the trade, an unfortunate incident compels Ivy to seek a proper apprentice to replace Ernie's continued calamities. The first applicant who arrives is not quite a stranger to the entire household...
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 4 - The New SuitArkwright has to buy a new suit - on Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's say so.
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
Just A Minute
Series 78, Episode 2Nicholas Parsons hosts the comedy panel show. Paul Merton, Pam Ayres, Zoe Lyons and Julian Clary attempt to talk on a given subject for 60 seconds without repetition, hesitation or deviation.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 26 - Big Ben, EnglandThe Go Jetters visit London on New Year's Eve, but Big Ben is missing. To the Vroomster!
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 5 - Well Catered FuneralHis best friend's funeral tests Arkwright's generosity to a painfull degree.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 30 - Mount Everest, AsiaKyan wants to climb Mount Everest, but there's a giant snowball heading his way - and it's got a moustache!
The Burkiss Way
Series 5, Episode 5 - Repeat Yourself The Burkiss WayEnter the 'Pardon, Sir?' school of languages.
Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 6 - Stormy Nighty KnightThere's a storm brewing outside and it's making everyone jumpy. When the lights go out, Roy whirls into a cartoon panic!
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 7 - Uninvited GuestsAfter Walmington-on-Sea's ARP HQ is bombed, Mainwaring is forced to share the church hall with Hodges. Problems soon arise after the church hall's chimney is set on fire.
The Interviews
Series 1, Episode 3 - Les DawsonThe life story of Les Dawson, all as told by the man himself.
The Change
Series 3, Episode 2Carol can't take it any more and gives George away to her best friend, Maureen. But does Maureen really want him?
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 4 - How To Ignite Your Errand BoyArkwright's plan to make his own fire lighters has a snag, they may be somewhat dangerous to make...Oh well, Granville is not busy...
Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 1The Saxon gods form an unlikely team of superheroes, famous astronaut Neil Armstrong reveals his new weight loss programme, we meet Georgian London's crime-fighting genius, and Rosa Parks sings about her struggle for equality.
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 4 - No Peace For The WickedIt's Saturday afternoon and it's a beautiful day outside, but all Fletch wants is an uninterrupted afternoon in his cell with his dirty magazine. Unfortunately he has an endless stream of visitors, keen to divert his attentions in several other directions.
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 16 - Robot Of The YearRobert is being judged for a special robot award but he is too nervous to pass all the tests, so Justin decides to take the tests for him.
Bindi Business
Series 2, Episode 1Fresh from her first flush of success, Bindi takes on an exciting new business venture in property development but discovers that Slough just isn't ready for her visionary micro-pods.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 1 - A Storm In A TeacupHarris steals some pills from the Medical Officer, but manages to dispose of them when stopped by Mackay. Grouty is concerned the theft may lift the lid on his own thefts so ropes in Fletcher to replace the pills. Where will Fletcher find new medication before the end of the lunch hour?
Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 16 - MagicWhen Mr Barker shows Roy some magic tricks, he is determined to wow everyone with a magic show.
Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 41 - JumbleWussywat discovers jumble and how to make a fancy-dress scarecrow.
Dot
Series 2, Episode 4 - TreesDot and the gals are tasked with a top secret mission in the countryside. A German plane crashes nearby, will this be Dot's big chance for promotion?
Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 6 - Stormy Nighty KnightThere's a storm brewing outside and it's making everyone jumpy. When the lights go out, Roy whirls into a cartoon panic!
The Two Ronnies Spectacle
Episode 3 - Songs & SerialsMore classic Ronnies, this time looking at the songs and serials that became a much-loved staple of their shows.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
The Burkiss Way
Series 5, Episode 5 - Repeat Yourself The Burkiss WayEnter the 'Pardon, Sir?' school of languages.
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 1 - King MitchellWhen school bully Tyson smashes the lavatory walls with Mitchell's woodworking project, bizarre things start happening.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 41 - How To Train Your HamsterDM takes on Quark again, but this time in his strangest setting yet: Penfold's dreams!
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 7 - Uninvited GuestsAfter Walmington-on-Sea's ARP HQ is bombed, Mainwaring is forced to share the church hall with Hodges. Problems soon arise after the church hall's chimney is set on fire.
Bob Monkhouse... The Million Joke Man
Episode 3 - The Elder Statesman Of ComedyPaul O'Grady charts Bob Monkhouse's reinvention as the elder statesman of British comedy from 1994 to his death in 2003 and sees how at the end of his life Bob was performing some of his most outstanding comedic work. Paul marvels at Bob's final stage performance, and tells the story of how his prized joke books went missing from the BBC.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 29 - The StareBitzer gets his wish for some peace and quiet when Shaun becomes hypnotised by Mowermouth the goat and finally stops bothering him. But with the whole flock under the influence of Mowermouth's powerful gaze, Bitzer soon realises just how much he needs his old buddy.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 30 - Fruit & NutsTired of eating grass, Shaun sets out to pinch one of the Farmer's prized apples only to have every attempt ruined by his constantly sneezing accomplice - a sheep, who much to Shaun's frustration, has decided to be his new best friend.
Millions
Heart-warming comedy drama film. When seven-year-old Damian finds a suitcase of cash, he thinks it's a gift from God.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 17 - ThroughThe Twirlywoos see a postman putting letters through a letterbox and decide to copy him. Back in the boat, the Twirlywoo Screen gives the Twirlywoos a door to go through.
The Interviews
Series 1, Episode 1 - Kenneth WilliamsThe Interviews begins with Kenneth Williams, legend of radio and film comedy.
Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 1The Saxon gods form an unlikely team of superheroes, famous astronaut Neil Armstrong reveals his new weight loss programme, we meet Georgian London's crime-fighting genius, and Rosa Parks sings about her struggle for equality.
Still Open All Hours
Pilot, Episode 1 - Still Open All HoursGranville attempts to get a date with old flame Mavis without her terrifying sister Madge finding out; Leroy shuns the old delivery bike and finds an altogether more attractive way to deliver the orders; and a sneaky new plan to shift a lot of anchovy paste has some rather surprising side effects.
Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 41 - JumbleWussywat discovers jumble and how to make a fancy-dress scarecrow.
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
Boj
Episode 22 - Giggly Park Rescue SquadBoj, Denzil and Gavin become heroes for the day! They rescue the residents of Giggly Park from a variety of mishaps and create a game they can all play happily together.
Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 4Mr Khan is determined to be the impresario behind the new call to prayer at the Sparkhill mosque and sets out to hold his own X Factor style auditions. Meanwhile, family duty calls when he's asked to sort out future son-in-law Amjad's job promotion.
Zig And Zag
Episode 10 - Toddler TroubleZig and Zag become parents to a talking doll in a bid to gain access to a toddler's playground and the enticing 'clown on a spring' ride!
Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 5Mr Khan's new plasma TV provides the perfect opportunity to have his friends round to enjoy the Pakistan versus England cricket match. But Mrs Khan needs the house to be a place of complete calm as she plans to host a prayer meeting...
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Best ManThe Inspector's niece is getting married to one of the drivers and much to Blakey's alarm, Stan is to be Best Man. He and Jack proceed to get the groom very, very drunk indeed.
The Change
Series 3, Episode 2Carol can't take it any more and gives George away to her best friend, Maureen. But does Maureen really want him?
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of four episodes from Britain's most popular sitcom.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 6 - The Busmen's BallThe annual Busmen's Ball comes round once again and Arthur has decided that he and Olive will not be attending such a low-brow affair. Then he discovers what this year's cabaret is going to be...
A Private Function
Satire about food rationing and social climbing, set amidst post-war austerity Britain.
In Loving Memory
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Actress And The UndertakerA variety show is playing at the theatre for the week, and after an accident on-stage, Billy meets - and soon falls in love with - beautiful chorus girl Vera.
Just A Minute
Series 78, Episode 2Nicholas Parsons hosts the comedy panel show. Paul Merton, Pam Ayres, Zoe Lyons and Julian Clary attempt to talk on a given subject for 60 seconds without repetition, hesitation or deviation.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 3 - LovestruckResus gets Luella to concoct a spell to stop his parents arguing but, as Luella is still a trainee witch, she gets the potion wrong and soon the whole town is feeling the love. Mrs Negative even falls in love with one of the nastiest characters on Scream Street! How will Luella and Resus get out of this mess?
Just A Minute
Series 78, Episode 3Paul Merton, Ross Noble, Fern Britton and Gyles Brandreth attempt to talk on a given subject for 60 seconds without repetition, hesitation or deviation.
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 41 - How To Train Your HamsterDM takes on Quark again, but this time in his strangest setting yet: Penfold's dreams!
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 4The Horrible Histories team recount an unusual Stuart highwayman who doesn't always steal victims' cash.
The Burkiss Way
Series 5, Episode 5 - Repeat Yourself The Burkiss WayEnter the 'Pardon, Sir?' school of languages.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 7 - Uninvited GuestsAfter Walmington-on-Sea's ARP HQ is bombed, Mainwaring is forced to share the church hall with Hodges. Problems soon arise after the church hall's chimney is set on fire.
Bindi Business
Series 2, Episode 1Fresh from her first flush of success, Bindi takes on an exciting new business venture in property development but discovers that Slough just isn't ready for her visionary micro-pods.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 7 - That's What We Grow InIn this penultimate episode, Dave suggests radically overhauling the calendar, and reveals what you learn when you buy Twitter followers.
Count Arthur Strong
Series 3, Episode 2 - Arthur The HatSome of John the Watch's old criminal associates take an interest in Bulent's cafe.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 9, Episode 4This week the guests joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Alan Davies, Richard Osman, Professor Germaine Greer and Jermaine Jenas.
Cockneys Vs Zombies
Comedy film about East End bank robbers who get caught up in a zombie infestation.
The Fast Show
The Fast Show Night, Documentary - Suit You, Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast ShowThe stories behind the genesis of the characters such as Ron Manager, the jazz-club host, and Rowley Birkin.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 3This week's guests are Helen Flanagan, Henning Wehn, Miles Jupp and Alex Brooker.
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 6 - Lenny Henry, Mike Wilmot, Tommy TiernanWith Lenny Henry, Mike Wilmot and Tommy Tiernan.
A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Episode 2Footballer Ashley Cole, Mighty Boosh star Noel Fielding and comedian Aisling Bea join James Corden, Jack Whitehall, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp.
Up North
Series 1, Episode 1 - Football Up NorthGeoffrey has just found out his wife has been cheating on him, so his friend Mick convinces him to accompany him to the season opening of Barnsley Football Club. Meanwhile, Mick's wife Rosie takes some advice from her friend Rebecca on how to prepare an edible meal for Mick for a change.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 4Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular taking points by guests including Tess Daly, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 1 - EdinburghIn this week's opening episode, Michael starts his Comedy Roadshow at the Edinburgh Playhouse, where he is joined by headline guest Rhod Gilbert, with additional stand-up from Mark Watson, Stewart Francis and Kevin Bridges.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Leaving Of LiverpoolGary and Phoebe look likely to change the course of history in wartime Liverpool, where Ron's grandfather is said to have been a hero.
Bad Robots
Series 1, Episode 4B.O.T enforces strict security protocols on clients trying to enter TezCorp HQ.
Detectorists
Series 1, Episode 3Club president Terry is keen to help Lance and Andy search the bottom paddock at Bishop's Farm, but only because he's convinced that's where Larry Bishop has buried his missing wife. Meanwhile, Lance is determined to get his ex along to hear him play at the local pub's folk music night.
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
Series 2, Episode 3Sara Cox and Daniel Sloss compete against each other in Wipeout, Crossy Road, FIFA 17, Octodad and special endgame Banquetty Blank.
Just A Minute
Series 78, Episode 2Nicholas Parsons hosts the comedy panel show. Paul Merton, Pam Ayres, Zoe Lyons and Julian Clary attempt to talk on a given subject for 60 seconds without repetition, hesitation or deviation.
Loaded
Episode 4 - Watto's MumWatto's ecstatic when his errant mum arrives back on the scene, seemingly oblivious to her son's multimillion pound fortune and claiming to have made one all of her own.
Don't Ask Me Ask Britain
Episode 6For the final episode of the series, Frank is joined by Adil Ray and Jonathan by Angela Barnes.
Song For Marion
Comedic drama following shy, grumpy pensioner Arthur as he is reluctantly inspired by his beloved wife Marion to join a highly unconventional choir.
The Now Show
The Vote Now Show 2017, Episode 2Joining Steve and Hugh for hustings - Jake Yapp, Ellie Taylor, Luke Kempner and Emma Sidi.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 10 (Channel 4: Series 11), Episode 7David Mitchell and Cariad Lloyd take on Jon Richardson and Russell Howard. Sam Simmons joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent.
Have I Got News For You
Series 53, Episode 6Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Ed Balls and guest panellists Janet Street-Porter and Henning Wehn.
Go 8 Bit DLC
Episode 3Guardian Games Editor Keith Stuart joins host Ellie Gibson and co-hosts Steve McNeil and Sam Pamphilon. Dara O Briain drops in to show off his gaming 'skillz' and Ellie must decide if Keith's all-time favourite title deserves a place in the hallowed Hall of Game.
The News Quiz
Series 93, Episode 6Jeremy Hardy, Holly Walsh, Suzi Ruffell and Andrew Maxwell are Miles' guests for another round of news quizzing. The teams attempt to negotiate a 'U-turn'.
Kevin & Perry Go Large
Film spin-off for the popular Harry Enfield characters. Kevin and Perry visit Ibiza.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 7Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis and Chris Addison take a look at this week's burning issues. The guests are Milton Jones, Ed Byrne and Chris Ramsey. Josh Widdicombe sits in for an ill Andy Parsons.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 9, Episode 5Russell looks at landing a probe on a comet, Kim Kardashian's attempt to break the internet and a loose tiger in Paris.
Hearing With Hegley
Series 3, Episode 6The poet laureate of alternative comedy, John Hegley, entertains an audience with his book of verse.
Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud
Episode 2 - ClassComedian Micky Flanagan explores snobbery and the British obsession with class as he tries to understand where he fits into the social strata.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 3David Mitchell is joined by Keeley Hawes and Stephen Mangan, while Lee Mack is joined by Kevin Bridges and Professor Brian Cox OBE.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 21, Episode 8 - Salma Hayek, Liam Payne, David Walliams, Ed Westwick, James BuckleySalma Hayek makes her feelings about Donald Trump very clear, Liam Payne reveals he was a hands on dad from day one, David Walliams jokes about Simon Cowell, while Ed Westwick and James Buckley talk about their new show White Gold.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 1Jimmy Carr and team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are back for a new series of the topical comedy panel show. The teams are joined by celebrity guests Paul Hollywood, Dawn O'Porter, Joe Wilkinson and Rob Beckett.
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
Series 2, Episode 3Sara Cox and Daniel Sloss compete against each other in Wipeout, Crossy Road, FIFA 17, Octodad and special endgame Banquetty Blank.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 3, Episode 6 - MarriageCould this signal the end of a beautiful affair with lager and takeaways? Gary proposes marriage to Dorothy when he is drunk - then when sober, tries to get out of it!
Bad Education
Series 3, Episode 3 - Sports DayIt's Abbey Grove sports day. Fraser has hired the most inappropriate new sports teacher to oversee events - Preet.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 10 - Three's CompanyWith Sharon still desperate to become pregnant, Tracey's announcement that she has a bun in the oven comes as quite a blow: back in Chigwell, Dorien's been given her marching orders and Geraldine knows everything.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 2Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Sean Lock look at the what people have been talking about this week. The teams are joined by Steve Jones, David O'Doherty, Deborah Meaden and Seann Walsh.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 1 - EdinburghIn this week's opening episode, Michael starts his Comedy Roadshow at the Edinburgh Playhouse, where he is joined by headline guest Rhod Gilbert, with additional stand-up from Mark Watson, Stewart Francis and Kevin Bridges.
Go 8 Bit DLC
Episode 3Guardian Games Editor Keith Stuart joins host Ellie Gibson and co-hosts Steve McNeil and Sam Pamphilon. Dara O Briain drops in to show off his gaming 'skillz' and Ellie must decide if Keith's all-time favourite title deserves a place in the hallowed Hall of Game.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 5 - Negative NancyThis week, insults and Katy Perry's American flag dresses are considered for their offensiveness, and Dave, masquerading as his own wife, sets about finding a man on Tinder.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 9, Episode 1This week's episode featured Stephen Fry in some soup, bagpipes for lungs on Holby City and, to the disappointment of everyone, there's a new host of Hole in the Wall.
The Fake News Show
Episode 3Richard Ayoade and NYC comedian Desiree Burch are the guests joining Stephen Mangan, Katherine Ryan and Richard Osman.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 4, Episode 3 - Katherine Ryan At The Comedy StoreThis episode is hosted by Katherine Ryan and stars Elliot Steel, Tom Allen and John Robins.
PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 1 - Lance Got GameLean times have hit the high street, and everyone is feeling the pinch. As Ashley and Jerwayne attempt to make some extra money on the side, Shelley goes on the warpath, and Janine finds herself socialising with the cream of Croydon society.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 9, Highlights Special - The Best Of TV Burp 5The first of three Best of TV Burp shows in the run up to Christmas is jam-packed full of the best clips, skits and quips from all previous series. Featuring Jamie Oliver performing The Jamie Rap, Phil Mitchell deflating, and the trailer for new detective series Life as Meat, in which Harry wakes up in the 70s as an oven-ready chicken, ready to fight crime. Plus Burp legend Paul Burrell is up to his usual tricks in Australian Princess, and a host of top telly stars express their astonishment after learning that Emmerdale's Val has cataracts.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 19, Highlights Special - More Best BitsA compilation of more of the best bits from the 19th series.
PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 2 - It's Training MenAs Ashley and Jerwayne come to terms with the fact that they are getting older, Lance fumes that a training day has been dumped on him at the last minute, and Janine drags Christopher into the hunt for her stalker.
The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer offer up their unique brand of off-the-wall humour.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 8Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison analyse the week's news. With guests Greg Davies, Gary Delaney and Jo Caulfield.
London Irish
Episode 1Packy bumps into Ryan, an old friend from home who sustained a serious injury whilst covering his shift. His lingering guilt initially gets the better of him, but things seem unlikely to end well.
London Irish
Episode 2It's the morning after the night before... a wedding party. The entire gang seem to have a surprise waiting when they wake up.
The Change
Series 3, Episode 2Carol can't take it any more and gives George away to her best friend, Maureen. But does Maureen really want him?
Just A Minute
Series 78, Episode 2Nicholas Parsons hosts the comedy panel show. Paul Merton, Pam Ayres, Zoe Lyons and Julian Clary attempt to talk on a given subject for 60 seconds without repetition, hesitation or deviation.