Schedule Saturday 27th May 2017

Bottom Knocker Street

Councillor Cowdrey's internal nastiness escapes from his body in the shape of a small boy.

Bottom Knocker Street

The Bottom Knocker Street kids join forces to hide a giant chicken and egg without using a single egg pun. Eggciting or what?

Sooty

Richard is looking forward to Mr Slater's disco, but - Sooty, Sweep and Soo are in charge. With no sound system and a broken smoke machine, Sooty has to call in some old friends to save the day. With special guest stars B*Witched.

Yes, Prime Minister

Another crisis looms for Jim when a coalition partner threatens to jump ship. Guest starring Robbie Coltrane.

Scream Street

The Underlands reaches its maximum 'evil' capacity and pure evil starts to ooze out.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 24th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Go Jetters

The Go Jetters are relaxing by the Dead Sea when Grandmaster Glitch causes a custard catastrophe - to the Vroomster!

Go Jetters

Someone's stopped the samba at the Rio carnival! Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?

Dennis The Menace & Gnasher

CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.

Dennis The Menace & Gnasher

CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

Comedians Dave Gorman and Josie Long join host Dara O Briain, games expert Ellie Gibson and team captains Steve McNeil and Sam Pamphilon to play five video games and a special endgame in a bid to become this week's Go 8 Bit Champions.

The Best Of Tommy Cooper

This week, Tommy demonstrates his expertise in karate; complains about his huge phone bill; and once again shows off his formidable magical talents with an audience member's handkerchief.

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

The Best Of Tommy Cooper

In this episode, Tommy performs a horror routine. He also shows his skill with metal rings, exhibits his range of naval headgear, takes to the pulpit, and performs live on stage.

Go 8 Bit DLC

The Knuckles to Go 8 Bit's Sonic the Hedgehog: it's Go 8 Bit DLC. This week's guest is Susan Calman.

Justin's House

Justin, Robert and Little Monster are surprised to meet their exciting new neighbour, Mac the Explorer.

Only Fools And Horses

With the bankruptcy court ordering the family home in Nelson Mandela house to be auctioned, the Trotters' financial nightmare is fast approaching meltdown.

Combined with Cassandra about to give birth at anytime, Marlene's mysterious disappearance and Trigger behaving even more bizarrely than usual, its little wonder that no one is sleeping soundly in Peckham.

Millie Inbetween

Dad has a date with Amber, who the girls think is way out of his league - so they decide to give his image a radical makeover. Meanwhile, Craig ruins mum's plan to create a new sausage sensation for Sunnyshopper, but then has second thoughts and tries to help turn things around.

Little Roy

Roy realises he is being followed by a wispy little cartoon cloud.

Stop The Press

Team captains Jo Caulfield and Gary Robertson join chair Grant Stott for a new panel game in which a team of journalists go up against the people they are reporting on.

The Two Ronnies Spectacle

New and exclusive to Gold, a charming insight into the life and work of one of the UK's favourite double acts begins with the story of how they came together.

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

The News Quiz

Jeremy Hardy, Holly Walsh, Suzi Ruffell and Andrew Maxwell are Miles' guests for another round of news quizzing. The teams attempt to negotiate a 'U-turn'.

The Change

Onlookers can't quite agree on the nature of George and Carol's dynamic.

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

Bob Monkhouse... The Million Joke Man

Paul O'Grady presents the definitive look at the life and career of Bob Monkhouse, starting with the trials and triumphs of his early years.

The Leak

Tom Price is joined by Suzi Ruffell and Tom Allen to discuss the biggest and funniest stories of the week.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos see a tablecloth covering a table and decide to cover some things of their own. Back in the Boat everyone gets covered in spots! How will they get rid of them?

4 O'Clock Club

Nero, Dexter and the boys go camping. But teachers Nunn and Bell tag along - with disastrous results. Meanwhile Amber foolishly decides to take up a career as a hairdresser.

4 O'Clock Club

With Nunn arranging the stag do, Bell planning the honeymoon and Nero in charge of the ring, will Dexter and Lizzie's last-minute wedding be a happily ever after or a total disaster?

The Interviews

This episode tells the fascinating story of the double act that changed the face of British comedy - Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.

Carry On Loving

Chaos ensues when the Carry On gang run a marriage bureau. The proprietors, Sid Bliss and Sophie Plummer, seem to only match the most unlikely couples.

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

So Awkward

A selection of episodes from the first series of the children's sitcom.

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Two Way Stretch

Prisoner Dodger Lane plans a heist that will involve slipping out of incarceration to steal some diamonds.

Little Roy

Roy realises he is being followed by a wispy little cartoon cloud.

One Foot In The Grave

Victor and Margaret head off for a weekend at the seaside, staying with old friends who run a B&B, where Victor is presented with a most unusual and unwelcome gift, and Romanian students cause yet further confusion in the Meldrews' lives.

Spot Bots

Cubi and Lexi try to hatch a mysterious egg called the Hexpod.

Johnny English

He knows no fear. He knows no danger. He knows... nothing! A film about bumbling secret agent Johnny English.

One Foot In The Grave

Victor and Margaret go on a trip to Whipsnade Zoo, but their outing turns into a nightmare when they unexpectedly become imprisoned like the animals.

Gavin & Stacey

A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.

Gigglebiz

Storybook Stan tries and fails to read a noisy story, location reporter Gail Force gets ready for a ramble, King Flannel battles Lady Chatalot for control of the lawn and zany scientist Professor Muddles tries to find out why water is wet.

Only Fools And Horses

When Rodney opens the door to a stranger at the flat he soon learns from Grandad that it's his long lost father, Reg. As Del returns home from the pub, his anger is abated when Reg tells them he is ill and it may be hereditary. The subsequent blood test results threaten to split the brothers up.

The Love Punch

A divorced couple scheme to recover the retirement money that was stolen from them.

Only Fools And Horses

The threat of nuclear war looms over Peckham. What will become of The Nag's Head if the Russians attack? One thing's guaranteed, the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY shelter...

Blackadder

In need of more land and alliances across Europe, the King arranges a speedy marriage between the Spanish Infanta, Maria, and Edmund. However, whilst she appears besotted with her betrothed, the Duke of Edinburgh is horrified and resolves to get out of the ceremony any way he can.

Blackadder

When Sir Walter Raleigh returns to England's fair shore bringing luxuries such as the potato, the Queen falls in love with the explorers' dream. Edmund merely falls in love with the idea of fame, and of getting one over on the smug git, and so charters his own ship...

A League Of Their Own

Win, lose or draw - does anyone actually care about the scoreline? - the riotous panel show continues with appearances from Peter Schmeichel, arguably the greatest goalkeeper to ever grace the football pitch, Olympic snowboarder Jenny Jones and comedian Josh Widdicombe.

4 O'Clock Club

With Nunn arranging the stag do, Bell planning the honeymoon and Nero in charge of the ring, will Dexter and Lizzie's last-minute wedding be a happily ever after or a total disaster?

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

Not Going Out

Lee is insufferably smug when he wins £1,000 in a writing competition with an essay entitled 'Disability in the Workplace'.

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

Men Behaving Badly

Deborah and Dorothy are away for the weekend, and Tony concentrates his energies on converting the shed into a sauna.

A League Of Their Own

Presenter Amanda Holden joins Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall on the blue team, while Jamie Redknapp lines up alongside award-winning comic and Trollied star Aisling Bea, and his former Liverpool midfield partner John Barnes.

Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing

A TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's sell-out 2008 stand-up show which cemented the comic's status as one of the UK's top stand-up stars.

The World's End

Sci-fi comedy film about five friends attempting to recreate a legendary pub crawl, but the future looks rather bleak for both them and the world.

Mrs. Brown's Boys

With Dermot and Maria's baby due very soon, Agnes is excited about the prospect of having a new Brown in the house.

Harry Enfield & Chums

Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Danny Dyer take on Joe Wilkinson and Gabby Logan. Meanwhile David O'Doherty is in Dictionary Corner.

Quartet

Comedy about the residents of a retirement home for retired operatic artistes, directed by Dustin Hoffman.

The Ape That Got Lucky

In his second episode, Chris Addison looks at the development of social development in early humans, claiming that humans just got lucky.

A League Of Their Own

Tune in for outtakes, pranks and bloopers in this special episode of unseen footage from the lads' US adventure.

Little Britain

Corpulent health-spa guest Desiree and Thai bride Ting Tong join the gallery of grotesques as Matt Lucas and David Walliams's near-the-knuckle sketch show returns for a third run. Featuring a guest turn from Cat Deeley.

Celebrity Juice

This week's guests are singer James Blunt, TV star Vicky Pattison and friend of the Kardashians, Jonathan Cheban.

Your Face Or Mine

In tonight's episode viewers will find out just how far loved-up couple Louis and Aida are willing to test their relationship for money. Especially when Aida's celebrity crush, Harvey from So Solid Crew, turns up.

The Jason Byrne Show

Jason Byrne stars in a new series that explores a different theme each week - relationships, education, law, medicine, religion and sport. The show features stand-up, sketches and special guest Ivan Brackenbury. This week's theme is education.

Black Books

Fran takes up healthy living. Bernard is at odds with Manny after discovering Freud.

Bad Robots

Holiday-makers in Cardiff face a tourist information machine that's full of nonsense facts, commuters keen to get across town are driven nuts trying to order a taxi with Cab B.O.T, and the Construct-a-Bear machine gets saucy in Brighton.

Fist Of Fun

More hit comedy, this week from Queen's University, Belfast.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jon Richardson and Katherine Ryan take on Sean Lock and Rob Beckett. Greg Davies is in with Susie Dent, while Rachel Riley takes care of the numbers and letters.

Mark Watson Makes The World Substantially Better

Mark Watson continues to look at the virtues, with the stand-up this week on the topic of 'honesty'. Tim Key and Tom Basden lie, cheat and steal in order to perform their poems and songs.

Black Books

A change is as good as a rest when Bernard, Manny and Fran decide to escape the madness and go on holiday.

Have I Got News For You

Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Michael Sheen and guest panellists Ruth Davidson MSP and Jon Richardson.

Spaced

Tim gets a sense of deja vu when Sophie cancels a date to work late. So, he and Daisy go out into Camden and run into trouble when Daisy fails to differentiate between marijuana and oregano! Tim sees Duane for the first time since they went paintballing together.

Father Ted

The fearsome Bishop Brennan drops by the parochial house in order to task Ted and Dougal with picketing a new film, The Passion Of Saint Tibulus.

Monty Python's Best Bits (Mostly)

Simon Pegg, Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson and Dara O Briain are among those celebrating some fine Python moments, from Nudge Nudge to The Meaning Of Life.

Would I Lie To You?

David Mitchell is joined by Greg Rutherford MBE and Kirsty Young, and Lee Mack is joined by Joanna Scanlan and Henning Wehn.

Father Ted

Ted's excited. He thinks he's got a good chance of winning the all-priests lookalike show this year. Sadly, neither Jack nor Dougal are particularly inventive souls...

House Of Fools

Desperate to regain his title of Toupee Wearer of the Year, Bob ropes in all the help and offers all the rewards he can when his beloved wig goes missing.

Would I Lie To You?

Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material from the comedy panel show.

Stand Up Central

Russell Howard talks jellyfish stings and brotherly love. His guests are Bridget Christie and Ivo Graham.

Britannia Hospital

Black comedy satirising the NHS and early-1980s British society.

House Of Fools

When Vic invites Bob's ex-wife over as a surprise, Bob is not at all pleased.

Stand Up Central

Russell Howard talks racial tension and lady wrestling; plus answers questions on YouTubers and tickling chickens. His guests are Johnny Pelham and Seann Walsh.

QI

A special and magical Christmas edition with Graham Norton, Lee Mack and Daniel Radcliffe.

The Last Leg

This week, comedian, actor and star of Channel 4's The IT Crowd and Travel Man Richard Ayoade joins the regulars live in the studio, alongside SNP politician Mhairi Black.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell offers up the best bits from the current series of Good News, alongside previously unseen material. He offers his unique and quirky take on the week's global headlines and bizarre news stories.

Nighty Night

Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.

Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish

Dave devilishly dissects modern life as he judges the worth of online petitions and reveals how he beat Alex Reid - not at cage fighting, obviously.

Nighty Night

Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.

Bad Education

It's Abbey Grove sports day. Fraser has hired the most inappropriate new sports teacher to oversee events - Preet.

Kevin Bridges - The Story Continues

Young Scottish stand-up comic Kevin Bridges performs his second live tour in front of a packed-out Glasgow arena crowd.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

In this episode the teams are joined by Jermaine Jenas, Denise Van Outen, and comedians Michelle Wolf and Sam Simmons to discuss the most talked about Brits of 2016.

Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy

Fantasy Man gets into a scrape with some chavs, kite-headed Bryan Ferry is decapitated by a racist protractor, while Noel accidentally sets fire to the show.

Little Britain

Corpulent health-spa guest Desiree and Thai bride Ting Tong join the gallery of grotesques as Matt Lucas and David Walliams's near-the-knuckle sketch show returns for a third run. Featuring a guest turn from Cat Deeley.

The Last Leg

This week, comedian, actor and star of Channel 4's The IT Crowd and Travel Man Richard Ayoade joins the regulars live in the studio, alongside SNP politician Mhairi Black.

Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy

In episode one, the cast of Magnum P.I. try to sacrifice Noel to a volcano. All hopes of being rescued rest on Paul Panfer, an internet sensation who remakes Elvis films on his mobile phone.

Song Of Paris

Romantic comedy about the blossoming relationship between a Parisienne cabaret star and English businessman.

The Charlie Hides Show

Impressions-based sketch show pilot from YouTube star Charlie Hides.