Schedule Thursday 11th May 2017
In Loving Memory
Series 4, Episode 1 - Flying UndertakerAfter being buzzed by a low-flying plane and finding its pilot is an attractive young woman, Billy sets his sight on the skies. But Auntie Ivy isn't going to let him get into danger without sticking an oar in!
The Piglet Files
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Room With A ViewSince the fall of the Berlin wall, agents have been flooding into Britain. Dexter and Flint are staking out a house belonging to two such unwelcome guests, and Peter's brought in to help assist their surveillance by new electronic means ahead of a visit by their East German controller.
Street And Lane
Series 2, Episode 1 - Ringing The ChangesThe white van men return. University drop-out and would-be writer Johnny Street and his worker-of-the-world mate Arthur Lane are Yorkshire builders for whom no job is too small. Today they have to fix some church bells with the help of slightly suspect "bell expert" Stan French.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 2Paul has outstanding abilities on the cricket field. Martin knows this and he should make him the first name on the team sheet - but can he bring himself to pick his unwitting rival?
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
Ed Reardon's Week
Series 10, Episode 1 - The Go-To DestinationEd and his BBC Radio producer girlfriend Laura are enjoying a state of not uncomfortable, slightly drunken, bliss. But good things never last for Ed.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 27 - The Strokkur Geyser, IcelandThe geysers in Iceland are blocked - Glitch is to blame and it could cause an earthquake. Go Jetters go!
Class Dismissed
Series 2, Episode 6 - Supplies, Supplies!Outnumbered by the children, headteacher Hilary Head calls for backup from some very unusual supply teachers, and a bromance blossoms for Mr Capp.
My Hero
Series 1, Episode 3 - Mission ImpossibleThermoman is called upon to save Grimsby from being destroyed by an abandoned Russian space station. Unfortunately, he has his own domestic disaster to deal with first. He's got Marmite over the front of his Thermo-uniform.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 28 - The Aqueduct of Segovia, SpainGrandmaster Glitch turns Segovia Aqueduct into a giant water slide and the Go Jetters must stop it toppling to the ground.
Marriage Lines
Series 1, Episode 4 - The JobGrumpy George finds keeping his new wife at home is very expensive. So Kate sets off to find a job....
Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 19 - Stuck On RemoteWhen Becky surprises Roy, he accidentally swallows the TV remote.
Benny Hill Time
Comedy series starring Benny Hill.
Millie Inbetween
Series 3, Episode 1 - Dad's New FlatDad, Amber and co move into a bigger flat - with an extra bedroom. But when Fran, Jake and the girls clash over who will have the new room, Millie and Lauren feel pushed out and decide the answer is to stay permanently at mum's house.
As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 2 - An Old Flame?Lionel's jealousy is aroused when an old flame from Jean's past gets in touch with her. But Jean cannot resist the invitation to dine with a boyfriend of so many years ago.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Millie Inbetween
Series 3, Episode 2 - Millie Goes BadMillie is invited to a wild-sounding party, but her mum won't let her go. She responds by going bad.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 13 - The Shape Of Things To ComeWith the death of notorious Uncle Jacob, the Collier family gather to pay their last respects. Terry has time to reflect on his own future but Bob is shocked when Mrs Collier's description of the deceased seems a little too close to home.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 4 - InsideThe Twirlywoos see a man putting something inside his tent, and they get carried away putting more and more things inside. Meanwhile, Peekaboo has managed to get stuck inside the teapot. Can Peekaboo get out without being spotted by the Twirlywoos?
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 17 - The Dance CompetitionSooty Sweep, Soo and Richard take to the ballroom floor in Mr Slater's annual dance competition - but who will win the prize? Guest starring Helen Pearson.
Such Rotten Luck
Episode 4, Stories Before Bed: Woodhouse attempts to write children's fiction.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 21st series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Beer HunterArthur meets up with Yorkie, an old friend from the army, but then loses him. Terry and Arthur have to find him before his wife arrives in London.
Love, Love, Love Like The Beatles
Comedy drama in which Bill Nighy stars as a man on the verge of a nervous breakdown who retreats up a tree.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 1 - Full Of Mysterious Promise"Why don't we get engaged before we both grow a moustache?"
What's more fruitless - Arkwright's pursuit of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, or his attempt to sell tins of food without labels?
Marriage Lines
Series 1, Episode 4 - The JobGrumpy George finds keeping his new wife at home is very expensive. So Kate sets off to find a job....
Benny Hill Time
Comedy series starring Benny Hill.
Roy
Series 1, Episode 13 - School InspectionBallyfermot School is preparing for a visit from the school inspector.
My Family
Series 7, Episode 9 - Life Begins At FiftySusan is accused of shoplifting and as if the forgetfulness, mood swings and night sweats weren't enough of a problem, she also has to put up with Ben's defending her.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 3 - A Short Introduction To Cooper's RulesJust as PCs Cooper and Walsh master the art of fighting crime from the rear, Barry spoils it all by taking a retired vicar out for the day.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 5 - 3DTVThe Farmer is very excited by his new purchase. He calls on Bitzer to set up his new TV while he readies himself to watch life in 3D. To his surprise, it's more 3D than he could ever have imagined.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Smelly FarmerThe Farmer's personal hygiene leaves much to be desired. Shaun, Bitzer and the flock decide action is needed - and set about giving the Farmer a full-service wash.
My Hero
Series 1, Episode 3 - Mission ImpossibleThermoman is called upon to save Grimsby from being destroyed by an abandoned Russian space station. Unfortunately, he has his own domestic disaster to deal with first. He's got Marmite over the front of his Thermo-uniform.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 4 - InsideThe Twirlywoos see a man putting something inside his tent, and they get carried away putting more and more things inside. Meanwhile, Peekaboo has managed to get stuck inside the teapot. Can Peekaboo get out without being spotted by the Twirlywoos?
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 6Marion's taken on Sam's beauty shop franchise and feeling the pressure of his hard business acumen. Diana, meanwhile, is hospitalised with a severe pelvic fracture after a fall at the home, but she'll be damned if she's going to miss her neice's wedding.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 2Paul has outstanding abilities on the cricket field. Martin knows this and he should make him the first name on the team sheet - but can he bring himself to pick his unwitting rival?
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 11 - Puppy LoveA Saturday night in sends Sharon, Tracey and Dorien in search of their first boyfriends. But it doesn't quite turn out how any of them expected.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 13 - The Shape Of Things To ComeWith the death of notorious Uncle Jacob, the Collier family gather to pay their last respects. Terry has time to reflect on his own future but Bob is shocked when Mrs Collier's description of the deceased seems a little too close to home.
The Mouse That Roared
Classic comedy in which Peter Sellers plays multiple roles. The tiny Grand Duchy of Fenwick declares war on the United States.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 6 - Goodnight Children EverywhereAn evicted Ron is now staying with Gary and Yvonne. Phoebe's orphaned relatives have come back to live with her at The Royal Oak.
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
Zig And Zag
Episode 24 - You Want Frights With That?Zig and Zag stage their own haunting in a bid to get their video onto their favourite TV show Ghost Hunters Live, If They Weren't Dead 5.
As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 2 - An Old Flame?Lionel's jealousy is aroused when an old flame from Jean's past gets in touch with her. But Jean cannot resist the invitation to dine with a boyfriend of so many years ago.
Take A Letter Mr. Jones...
Episode 2 - The Protector....Rod Newton, a fellow executive from Australia, has designs on Ms. Warner.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 5 - Arkwright's Mobile StoreArkwright proves his ambition by expanding the business... he buys an old ice-cream van.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 21st series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Beer HunterArthur meets up with Yorkie, an old friend from the army, but then loses him. Terry and Arthur have to find him before his wife arrives in London.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 6 - Shedding At The WeddingArkwright's wedding suit smells of mothballs. Hanging his trousers out of Gladys' car was never going to be a good idea...
4 O'Clock Club
Series 6, Episode 11 - PaperboyNero and Dexter do Owen's paper round but mess up the most important delivery. Amber foolishly decides she needs to have a ride on Isaac's fancy new floor polisher.
Such Rotten Luck
Episode 4, Stories Before Bed: Woodhouse attempts to write children's fiction.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 6, Episode 12 - CampingNero, Dexter and the boys go camping. But teachers Nunn and Bell tag along - with disastrous results. Meanwhile Amber foolishly decides to take up a career as a hairdresser.
Street And Lane
Series 2, Episode 1 - Ringing The ChangesThe white van men return. University drop-out and would-be writer Johnny Street and his worker-of-the-world mate Arthur Lane are Yorkshire builders for whom no job is too small. Today they have to fix some church bells with the help of slightly suspect "bell expert" Stan French.
Ed Reardon's Week
Series 10, Episode 1 - The Go-To DestinationEd and his BBC Radio producer girlfriend Laura are enjoying a state of not uncomfortable, slightly drunken, bliss. But good things never last for Ed.
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 6Marion's taken on Sam's beauty shop franchise and feeling the pressure of his hard business acumen. Diana, meanwhile, is hospitalised with a severe pelvic fracture after a fall at the home, but she'll be damned if she's going to miss her neice's wedding.
My Family
Series 7, Episode 9 - Life Begins At FiftySusan is accused of shoplifting and as if the forgetfulness, mood swings and night sweats weren't enough of a problem, she also has to put up with Ben's defending her.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 7 - Big GunsThe platoon are given some extra fire power when they get a large naval gun. Now it is just a matter of learning how to fire it, and removing anything that can be used as cover by the Germans.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 29 - Cry WolfCarla Black starts swapping Scream Street residents for robot versions of themselves. Resus is the only one that knows the truth, but will the others believe him before it's too late?
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Series 3, Episode 2Alex and his band explore the theme of home and leisure, with songs about radiators, a pork pie and Wayne Rooney, amongst others. They are joined by guest comedian Tom Basden.
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 3 - A Short Introduction To Cooper's RulesJust as PCs Cooper and Walsh master the art of fighting crime from the rear, Barry spoils it all by taking a retired vicar out for the day.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 4 - Pardon MeBlanco's parole hearing is imminent and it looks like he will be successful, but he's not happy. Convicted of killing his wife, he's always denied he committed the crime. Why should he accept the parole board's decision that he's done his time and paid his penance when he's innocent?
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 30 - Queen Of The WeevilsOur hero's lack of belief in wizardry comes back to bite him as an evil Magical Queen, the Queen of Weevils, is released and determined to take revenge on the world.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 4HHTV's war reporter Mike Peabody regrets his decision to cover the Norman Siege of Palermo, the Pilgrim Fathers rap about Jamestown in America and a German submarine captain has the worst toilet accident in history.
Marriage Lines
Series 1, Episode 4 - The JobGrumpy George finds keeping his new wife at home is very expensive. So Kate sets off to find a job....
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 1 - A Job For RichardRichard is far from happy when Hyacinth concocts an elaborate plan to turn him into an executive.
Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 2Mrs Khan's mother is staying with the family. But Mr Khan's big opportunity to hobnob with the bigwigs of the Sparkhill Business Association is threatened when he has to take his mother-in-law on a shopping trip - one that she will never forget.
Benny Hill Time
Comedy series starring Benny Hill.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 2Jonathan Ross, Dara O Briain and Alex Jones attempt to out-fact each other as startling theories are put to the test in Lee Mack's riotous panel show.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 6, Episode 12 - CampingNero, Dexter and the boys go camping. But teachers Nunn and Bell tag along - with disastrous results. Meanwhile Amber foolishly decides to take up a career as a hairdresser.
The Fast Show
Series 1, Episode 2This programme's sketches include The Fat Sweaty Coppers, Unlucky Alf and Bob Fleming the coughing TV sensation.
The Adventures Of Jane
Comedy drama based on the WW2 comic heroine Jane.
John Bishop In Conversation With...
Series 2, Episode 9 - Meera SyalMulti-talented actress, screenwriter and author Meera Syal CBE sits down with John Bishop. Meera talks about the many influences behind her incredibly successful film, TV and writing career. She speaks candidly about her determination to create roles away from the stereotypes that were available to her and discusses working with her husband, actor Sanjeev Bhaskar.
Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
Love, Love, Love Like The Beatles
Comedy drama in which Bill Nighy stars as a man on the verge of a nervous breakdown who retreats up a tree.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 1 - Mammy's SpellThe family celebrate the baptism of Dermot and Maria's triplets with a party, and the hypnotist puts Agnes and Winnie under his spell.
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 7 - The Desperate HoursAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Loot
Ray Galton and Alan Simpson's film adaptation of Joe Orton's celebrated play, Loot.
Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 4 - Lee Mack and Sean LockLee Mack hosts, with Sean Lock performing in front of a packed Hammersmith Apollo. The pair take pot shots at Riverdance, hundreds and thousands, Cockneys and starfish.
The Trip
The Trip To Spain, Episode 6 - El RefectoriumIn the last leg of their tour, the duo depart Granada and reach Malaga, where Steve receives some more unfortunate news.
Ed Reardon's Week
Series 10, Episode 1 - The Go-To DestinationEd and his BBC Radio producer girlfriend Laura are enjoying a state of not uncomfortable, slightly drunken, bliss. But good things never last for Ed.
Celebrity Juice
Series 17, Episode 8Joining the teams tonight are Holly's This Morning co-host Phillip Schofield; reality TV couple Georgia Kousoulou and Tommy Mallet; Geordie comedian Chris Ramsey; and sports presenter Ore Oduba.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 3 - Will's BirthdayIt's Will's birthday, and he's planning a suitably grown-up dinner. Unfortunately, Will's party clashes with a far more popular one.
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 1 - Back In FashionAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Clare In The Community
Series 9, Episode 6 - Come Dine With MeClare has finally managed to find some time for romance. In the meantime, Brian discovers that a cheap flat comes with some unusual conditions.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 4 - Night Out In LondonIn a desperate attempt at reinvention, Will decides that the lads should become cool and go clubbing.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 3Bryn is in his element as he awaits the arrival of his house guests - all the Essex boys are coming down for a big night out in Cardiff and having a sleepover at his place.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 7 - Turned Out Nice AgainIf there's one wartime entertainer Gary can't stand it's George Formby. When George turns up wanting to record Gary's latest song, Gary has to find a way to keep musical history intact.
Peep Show
Series 5, Episode 5 - Jeremy's ManagerJeremy and Super Hans get a band manager and play a Christian rock festival. Mark comes along as their roadie, and learns how to have sex properly for the first time in his life.
Stand Up Central
Series 2, Episode 1Russell Howard talks bread, wonky vegetables, and cleavage; plus answers questions on Lego and self-pleasure in space. His guests are Jimmy Carr and Darren Harriott.
Taskmaster
Series 4, Episode 3 - Hollowing Out A BaguetteHow will Hugh Dennis, Joe Lycett, Lolly Adefope, Mel Giedroyc and Noel Fielding cope with this week's tasks? The onslaught continues as Greg Davies ruthlessly judges the competitors' ability to both camouflage themselves and herd dogs. Plus, see the first two trailers for Taskmaster: The Movie.
Start/Stop
Series 2, Episode 7 - ChristmasThe three couples prepare for Christmas, with all the bitterness and twistedness this time of year brings, featuring offensive presents, boastful Christmas cards and sledging accidents.
Rubbish
Series 2, Episode 2 - LiarEpisode 2.2, Liar: And why are you late? A game gets out of hand in Martin's local government office.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 2 (Channel 4: Series 3), Episode 3Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Kathy Burke and Josh Widdicombe. Countdown's Susie Dent is in with assistance from Dara O Briain.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 11 - Puppy LoveA Saturday night in sends Sharon, Tracey and Dorien in search of their first boyfriends. But it doesn't quite turn out how any of them expected.
French And Saunders
Series 3, Episode 5Leap aboard the laughter express with Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders.
Stand Up Central
Series 2, Episode 2Russell Howard talks erotic buckaroo, landline phones, and weird sex; plus answers questions on literature and older women. His guests are Joe Lycett and Rhys James.
The Mitch Benn Music Show
Series 1, Episode 2 - Andrew LawrenceMitch Benn presents BBC 7's only DJ show, playing classic comic songs. With 2004 BBC New Comedy Award winner and if.comedy nominee Andrew Lawrence.
Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud
Episode 4 - Midlife CrisisMicky explores the curious phenomenon of the midlife crisis, finding he displays nearly all of the top-40 signs you're going through one.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Veneer Of CivilisationModern life has a lot to answer for as Mr Gorman gives it a grilling. Dave laments the death of the queue and considers ATM etiquette.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 7Guests Russell Kane, Mark Watson and Louise Redknapp join Jimmy, Jon and Sean.
French And Saunders
Series 3, Episode 4Another dollop of television's favourite young lovelies, Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders. Gather round the walnut veneer television set, turn it on and giggles will be assured.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 5, Episode 4This week, Lee is joined by Jason Byrne, Danny Dyer and Meera Syal.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 9, Episode 3This week's episode featured Mr Blobby, a night light that can also be used as a weapon on BBC Two's Design For Life and a mummified rat on Grimefighters.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 9, Episode 4This week's episode featured a man talking about fishing on Grimefighters, Harry endorsing Harvester and a new job going on Home and Away.
Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 4 - Lee Mack and Sean LockLee Mack hosts, with Sean Lock performing in front of a packed Hammersmith Apollo. The pair take pot shots at Riverdance, hundreds and thousands, Cockneys and starfish.
Chris Ramsey: All Growed Up
TV broadcast of Chris Ramsey's DVD debut stand-up show, All Growed Up.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 2, Episode 6 - Dat Is Data Dat IsDave considers the appeal of dogging and pokes fun at Lord Sugar's tweets.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 3 - Will's BirthdayIt's Will's birthday, and he's planning a suitably grown-up dinner. Unfortunately, Will's party clashes with a far more popular one.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 4 - Night Out In LondonIn a desperate attempt at reinvention, Will decides that the lads should become cool and go clubbing.
Outer Touch
Sci-fi sex comedy in which a group of alien females abduct four plucky Brits.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 3, Episode 6 - How the Elephant Got Its TrunkWhen Vinnie goes AWOL, Reenie is forced to take on a new volunteer at the charity shop. But who is the mysterious Keith Drop and what is the dark secret behind his costume jewellery? Meanwhile, Dog Cinema impresario Kenny Harris is shocked at the return of his arch enemy, the felinophiliac Dougal Siepp.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 5Alex Jones, Alex Brooker, Sarah Millican and James Acaster are the guests appearing with Jimmy, Jon and Sean this week to look at British pastimes.
The Piglet Files
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Room With A ViewSince the fall of the Berlin wall, agents have been flooding into Britain. Dexter and Flint are staking out a house belonging to two such unwelcome guests, and Peter's brought in to help assist their surveillance by new electronic means ahead of a visit by their East German controller.
The Adam And Joe Show
Series 2, Episode 6The cuddly toys present Stuff This Life staring Sillie, Egg, Miles, Anna, Funy and Mr O'Pork. Elsewhere, Baaadad gives us his opinions of Chelmsford's V97, and Stereolab receive some much-needed Vinyl Justice.
The Adam And Joe Show
Series 2, Episode 7Adam and Joe's cuddly toy collection present their own version of a top US sitcom - F.U.R.E.N.D.S, and Dave Navarro from The Red Hot Chilli Peppers receives a visit from the Vinyl Justice Squad.
Such Rotten Luck
Episode 4, Stories Before Bed: Woodhouse attempts to write children's fiction.
Street And Lane
Series 2, Episode 1 - Ringing The ChangesThe white van men return. University drop-out and would-be writer Johnny Street and his worker-of-the-world mate Arthur Lane are Yorkshire builders for whom no job is too small. Today they have to fix some church bells with the help of slightly suspect "bell expert" Stan French.
Ed Reardon's Week
Series 10, Episode 1 - The Go-To DestinationEd and his BBC Radio producer girlfriend Laura are enjoying a state of not uncomfortable, slightly drunken, bliss. But good things never last for Ed.