Schedule Monday 1st May 2017

Not So Dusty

Comedy about two dustbinmen who come into the possession of a valuable book.

In Loving Memory

With the warm weather, there are few funerals to cater for and even less cashflow. With the threat of the business's liquidation by the unscrupulous local bank manager, Ivy and Billy are desperate for any work they can get.

Minder

Terry is hired out by Arthur to act as a minder for a newsagent who is being threatened.

The Green Green Grass

Marlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.

Margery And Gladys

One-off comedy starring June Brown and Penelope Keith.

Dennis The Menace & Gnasher

CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.

London Town

Musical comedy about a comedian awaiting his big break on the London stage.

Butterflies

Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.

The Unbelievable Truth

David O'Doherty, Richard Osman, Zoe Lyons and Marcus Brigstocke are the panellists obliged to talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as colour, vegetables, pizza and carpets.

dinnerladies

A selection of episodes from the second series of the Victoria Wood sitcom.

Go Jetters

The grimbots attach a bit of the Taj Mahal to Grim HQ. Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?

The Burkiss Way

Dracula and Oedipus Rex get a good going over.

Little Roy

It's a sunny day and Roy is having a great time playing 'piggy in the middle' with Becky and Tristan, and splashing about in the paddling pool.

Justin's House

Justin and Robert decide to clear and recycle around the house. They get things ready for Mr Bloom to take to his composterium, but will the objects they gather be any use to Mr Bloom's nursery?

Dad's Army

Jones, Frazer, Pike and Godfrey go on patrol in the local lighthouse, but soon course trouble when they turn the light on and shine it over Walmington-on-Sea... during an air-raid.

Millie Inbetween

The family are stunned by Mike's big news. He's been offered a new job - a year in Bermuda!

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

The Titfield Thunderbolt

Comedy starring Stanley Holloway. The villagers of Titfield take matters into their own hands when their local railway line closes down.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos visit a school hall. They see a teacher pick up different coloured hoops and set them spinning, so they try to spin hoops themselves.

Artists

Episode 2, Unholy Alliances: Tamsin is invited to a wedding. Can she persuade anti-traditionalist Josef to accompany her?

Minder

There's serious trouble for a mini-cab firm in which Arthur has a stake. Drivers are being beaten up and their cars sabotaged. As more and more of them are frightened off, Arthur ropes Terry in as a driver to find out who is behind the bother.

Mark Steel's In Town

Mark performs from The Island Hall in Saint Anne, capital of Alderney in the Channel Islands, where he has difficulty buying an old pair of trousers, visits an old Nazi bunker which is now an Aussie BBQ hang out, and meets an organic farmer who is also a radiologist.

The Burkiss Way

Dracula and Oedipus Rex get a good going over.

Dad's Army

Jones, Frazer, Pike and Godfrey go on patrol in the local lighthouse, but soon course trouble when they turn the light on and shine it over Walmington-on-Sea... during an air-raid.

Miranda

Miranda has decided to prove to herself and her friends she can officially be an adult. First by looking after a toddler, then, by hosting a dinner party for eight...

Keeping Up Appearances

A selection of four episodes of the sitcom about suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced "Bouquet").

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos visit a school hall. They see a teacher pick up different coloured hoops and set them spinning, so they try to spin hoops themselves.

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

The Intelligence Men

Espionage spoof starring Morecambe and Wise as an MI5 agent and a lookalike, sent undercover in criminal organisation Schlecht.

The Vicar Of Dibley

A repeat-run of the entire second series of the Dawn French sitcom.

Artists

Episode 2, Unholy Alliances: Tamsin is invited to a wedding. Can she persuade anti-traditionalist Josef to accompany her?

The Unbelievable Truth

David O'Doherty, Richard Osman, Zoe Lyons and Marcus Brigstocke are the panellists obliged to talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as colour, vegetables, pizza and carpets.

Would I Lie To You?

A selection of episodes from the ninth series of the lie-based panel game.

Scream Street

Desperate to be a true vampire, Resus makes a wish at a wishing well, only to find out that the wishing well is evil and his parents are now normals! Can he reverse his wish before the Negatives are banished from Scream Street forever.

Paradise Lost In Space

The UME spaceship lands on Oblivion. Norman and Max make a sacrifice.

Off Their Rockers

In this edition, Marry and Joan want to settle which of them is 'most Kardashian' and Dave's back waxing goes badly wrong. Meanwhile, special guest Tulisa seems to have lost her chauffeur.

The Million Pound Note

Comedy film about a penniless man who is given a million pound note and instructed to live on it for a month without spending any of it.

Dennis The Menace & Gnasher

CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse's plan to hold a surprise party for Professor Squawkencluck is undone when the Baron releases killer birthday presents into the world.

Gavin & Stacey

A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.

Horrible Histories

Some WWI soldiers try some very unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Plus, the not at all romantic movie starring William the Conqueror, the story of Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma, and a strange Stuart doctor takes a snooze during the middle of a battle.

The Burkiss Way

Dracula and Oedipus Rex get a good going over.

Dad's Army

Jones, Frazer, Pike and Godfrey go on patrol in the local lighthouse, but soon course trouble when they turn the light on and shine it over Walmington-on-Sea... during an air-raid.

How Does That Make You Feel?

Richard Fallon MP has acquired a Twitter account, something which is giving Martha sleepless nights, and with due cause.

Doc Martin

It's Portwenn Fun Day and the village is buzzing with excitement about this major fund raising event. PC Penhale is in his element rallying the runners and whipping up support.

Not Now, Comrade

A simple car bump is all it takes for a Ministry of Defence Commander to end up harbouring a Soviet dancer attempting to defect to the West.

Would I Lie To You?

This week the guests joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Jack Dee, Romesh Ranganathan, Gaby Roslin and Tinchy Stryder.

Absolutely Fabulous

Having broken a promise to Saffy, Eddy's had the entire kitchen stripped back to bare white walls. Her daughter is not pleased, and orders that a normal room be restored immediately. Edina's sure she's seen the perfect room to model it on, but she cannot recall where...

8 Out Of 10 Cats

On the show this week, Sean is joined by Vernon Kay and Henning Wehn, whilst celebrity chef Lorraine Pascale and Johnny Vegas are on Jon's team.

Up North

Geoffrey is feeling down now his wife has gone for good and living in India. Mick and Skint Flint help take his mind off things with a spot of Fishing. Colin Wood checks out the new bar staff at the pub hoping The Angel Hotel will hire someone decent this time.

Live At The Apollo

Host Sarah Millican is joined by Australian funny man Steve Hughes and the award-winning Russell Kane.

The Unbelievable Truth

David O'Doherty, Richard Osman, Zoe Lyons and Marcus Brigstocke are the panellists obliged to talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as colour, vegetables, pizza and carpets.

A League Of Their Own

James Corden has flown Jamie Redknapp, Jack Whitehall and Freddie Flintoff to America for an adventure. The jet-lagged boys hit the bowling alley and take to the field in front of a packed-out crowd at an Oakland Raiders game.

Don't Ask Me Ask Britain

This week's guests are actors Nina Wadia and Sheila Hancock.

Would I Lie To You?

Talking 'porkies' this week are fashionista Trinny Woodall, Psychoville star Reece Shearsmith, West End star Michael Ball and acerbic critic and TV presenter Charlie Brooker.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Yvonne thinks she may be pregnant. Phoebe wants Gary to go to the country with her for a couple of days to visit her orphaned cousins. An American flyer comes into the picture, and the attraction between him and Phoebe is obvious. But Gary rescues the situation with a musical rendition that literally sweeps her off her feet.

Peep Show

Jeremy gets a job working as a handyman for his hero, techno musician Russell, but Mark suspects Russell's motivation.

Mark goes to a school reunion and considers embarking on an illicit affair with a girl he used to fancy.

All Round To Mrs. Brown's

Agnes and the family are joined by West End legend Michael Ball, actress Sunetra Sarker and ghost hunter Yvette Fielding, who joins Dermot and Buster on their Celebrity Haunted House tour with spooky results. The Vamps play out the series in Foley's with their latest hit.

Alan Carr Yap, Yap, Yap!

TV edit of Alan Carr's 2015-released live show.

A League Of Their Own

Presenter Amanda Holden joins Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall on the blue team, while Jamie Redknapp lines up alongside award-winning comic and Trollied star Aisling Bea, and his former Liverpool midfield partner John Barnes.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.

Steptoe And Son

Albert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.

QI

With Clive Anderson, Jo Brand and Phill Jupitus.

Gimme Gimme Gimme

Tom has a part in a small local theatre production, which has somehow attracted Tom Cruise to the lead role. Preparing for the premiere performance in his dressing room stress levels begin to rise, and with a little of Linda's mis-assistance, his make-up takes a turn for the bizarre.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

The boys and their guests thrash out the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics; from the silly to the serious, from celebrity gossip to world politics. With guests Dr Christian Jessen, Russell Kane, Kimberley Walsh and Josh Widdicombe.

Soft Beds, Hard Battles

Peter Sellers comedy set in a Parisian brothel during World War II.

The Estate Agents

A gangster is hired to kill Jerry but inadvertently shoots Devlin. Jerry joins the rival company but when he returns from buying some champagne, he finds a bloodbath.

Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud

Comedian Micky Flanagan delves into the difference between an underdog and a loser as he explores how he thinks the British people see themselves.

Drunk History

Ashley Walters and Mark Benton star in Judi Love's mortal tale of Charles I's downfall. Miles Jupp takes on Operation Mincemeat with Jack Howard and Dean Dobbs as the WW2 heroes.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain and the team put the week's events under their comedy microscope and examine the results with guests Josh Widdicombe, Gary Delaney, Tiffany Stevenson and Romesh Ranganathan.

Paradise Lost In Space

The UME spaceship lands on Oblivion. Norman and Max make a sacrifice.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

As the fact-busting panel show continues, host Lee Mack is joined by comedian Bob Mortimer, broadcaster Alex Brooker and presenter Claudia Winkleman.

Men Behaving Badly

Gary has been sent out to find indigestion tablets for Dorothy, while Tony attempts the garden fence.

The Estate Agents

Legendary estate agent Roy Dance explodes. Blood splatters across the living room walls and his wife Dawn. A venue is needed for Roy's wake. With adult humour some might find offensive.

All Round To Mrs. Brown's

Agnes and the family are joined by West End legend Michael Ball, actress Sunetra Sarker and ghost hunter Yvette Fielding, who joins Dermot and Buster on their Celebrity Haunted House tour with spooky results. The Vamps play out the series in Foley's with their latest hit.

Reginald D Hunter Live

TV broadcast of Reginald D Hunter's 2011 stand-up DVD.

The Graham Norton Show

Goldie Hawn says she feels maternal towards Amy Schumer; Amy talks about meeting Kurt Russell for the second time; Orlando Bloom says it was good getting muscular for his latest movie; and John Boyega reveals Orlando's words of advice; while Eurovision hopeful Lucie Jones performs live in the studio.

Shooting Stars

The guests this week are Ben Miller, David Gest, former popstar Kimberly Wyatt and gossip queen Trisha Goddard.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jon Richardson and Chris Addison go up against Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan, with David O'Doherty in Dictionary Corner.

Shooting Stars

Joining Vic, Bob, Ulrika, Jack and Angelos on the hit comedy quiz this week are Strictly dancer Brendan Cole, football pundit Chris Kamara, war correspondent John Simpson and Tulisa from top pop group N-Dubz.

Have I Got News For You

Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Kirsty Young and guest panellists Jon Richardson and Robert Peston.

It's Not Me, It's You

Panel show hosted by Eamonn Holmes. Team captains Kelly Brook and Vicky Pattison lead teams of well-known guests from the twin worlds of comedy and entertainment as they go head-to-head over a series of fun and cheeky games and challenges.

In Loving Memory

With the warm weather, there are few funerals to cater for and even less cashflow. With the threat of the business's liquidation by the unscrupulous local bank manager, Ivy and Billy are desperate for any work they can get.

Live At The Apollo

Host Sarah Millican is joined by Australian funny man Steve Hughes and the award-winning Russell Kane.

Would I Lie To You?

Talking 'porkies' this week are fashionista Trinny Woodall, Psychoville star Reece Shearsmith, West End star Michael Ball and acerbic critic and TV presenter Charlie Brooker.

The Graham Norton Show

Goldie Hawn says she feels maternal towards Amy Schumer; Amy talks about meeting Kurt Russell for the second time; Orlando Bloom says it was good getting muscular for his latest movie; and John Boyega reveals Orlando's words of advice; while Eurovision hopeful Lucie Jones performs live in the studio.

Sean Lock: Purple Van Man

An edited TV broadcast of Sean Lock's 2013 stand-up DVD.

QI

With Clive Anderson, Jo Brand and Phill Jupitus.

Nighty Night

Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.

Red Dwarf

Having drunkenly revealed that he only ever slept with one woman, once, Lister decides to transfer to Rimmer's memory a full 8 months of his own - the 8 amazing months of Lise Yates.

The Green Green Grass

Marlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

Andrew Ryan is not too impressed with marriage, Angela Barnes has too many ailments, Peter White became fat in a day, and Funmbi Omotayo talks the Olympics.

PhoneShop

Lean times have hit the high street, and everyone is feeling the pinch. As Ashley and Jerwayne attempt to make some extra money on the side, Shelley goes on the warpath, and Janine finds herself socialising with the cream of Croydon society.

PhoneShop

As Ashley and Jerwayne come to terms with the fact that they are getting older, Lance fumes that a training day has been dumped on him at the last minute, and Janine drags Christopher into the hunt for her stalker.

Artists

Episode 2, Unholy Alliances: Tamsin is invited to a wedding. Can she persuade anti-traditionalist Josef to accompany her?

The Unbelievable Truth

David O'Doherty, Richard Osman, Zoe Lyons and Marcus Brigstocke are the panellists obliged to talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as colour, vegetables, pizza and carpets.