Schedule Friday 28th April 2017

In Loving Memory

Brother Benjamin Bailey and Sister Joanna bring their travelling salvation show to town - Billy is won over by the idea, but are they all that they seem?

Minder

The chips are down for Arthur's friend Maurice when the professional gambler is barred from the casinos and mugged of all his winnings. Terry's job is to mind Maurice while he recoups his losses.

Old Dog And The Partridge

Episode 4: Jack is in for a birthday surprise, while a ladykiller woos barmaid Mrs Drummond.

The Green Green Grass

Bryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.

Dennis The Menace & Gnasher

CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.

Hal

Thinking he knew everything about his wife Sam, Hal Cruttenden is surprised when he is confronted by someone from her romantic past. And refugee housemate Mahmoud causes a stir.

Butterflies

Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.

Go Jetters

Glitch visits Rome to race his grimbots in the Colosseum. Can the Go Jetters stop him?

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

A nervous sex talk, and the fortunes of Moll Flounders.

Sorry!

Muriel persuades Timothy that his only hope of escaping from Mother is to buy his own cottage.

Little Roy

Roy and Bill accidentally break Mr Barker's garden gnome.

Justin's House

Everyone in Justin's house wants to start with art. Unfortunately, Little Monster wants to use the same things as Justin to paint the perfect picture.

The Goon Show

Neddie is quitting nicotine, but Grytpype-Thynne has other ideas.

Millie Inbetween

Lauren's new smartphone is driving everyone mad. But when Mike finally confiscates it, it goes missing and turns up in Millie's room. She's accused of stealing it, but although she knows she's innocent, she needs to prove it. Dad has to look after Fran and Jake, and he gives them a bit too much freedom to explore their creativity.

As Time Goes By

Sandy seems to have been followed home from the station by a strange man for a few nights. When Lionel leaves the house ready to confront him, Jean panics and calls in Alistair's help lest it happen again.

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

Who Goes There

Episode 3.4: Martin Young's famous people quiz. With Francis Wheen, Sue Cook, Fred Housego and Annabel Giles.

Millie Inbetween

Mum is buying a cot, looking at names, and calling nurseries. Millie and Lauren decide that she and Mike must be planning a baby, and that they have to be stopped. Dad tries to bond with Jake, but gets a bit overenthusiastic.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos learn about On and Off by watching a man trying shoes on and taking them off in a shoe shop. Later, they encounter an octopus that jumps on and off everyone it sees.

Sooty

Sooty, Sweep and Soo are desperate to join the junior model flyers' club, and they have just the plane to prove their skills. But after a journey that takes them from Paris to the North Pole, will they have enough fuel to make it home?

So Awkward

Martha is worried Mr Malone is not up to teaching PSHE classes thoroughly enough and that she will fail the subject - this prospect of failure sending her into a blind panic.

No Commitments

Episode 13.2, Old School: Victoria is very excited about Emily's pregnancy, but is Roger being premature thinking about the child's education?

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

Terry and Bob challenge each other to a cross-country cycle race, but they have failed to take into account the passage of time since they last tried it and sneaky tactics have to be employed by both of them.

Minder

Terry is hired out by Arthur to act as a minder for a newsagent who is being threatened.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 18th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Hacker Time

Fun, chat and music from Hacker T Dog, featuring Strictly Come Dancing's professional dancer Kevin Clifton as Hacker's special guest.

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

A nervous sex talk, and the fortunes of Moll Flounders.

Open All Hours

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel and Arkwright are finally going to spend the night together at a hotel... with an over-tight money belt.

Diddy TV

Diddy Dick Dom have their very own TV station. Shows include The Dom Show, Deadly Diddy 60 and Diddymind. Strictly's Bruno Tonioli gives his verdict.

The Green Man

A hapless vacuum cleaner salesman stumbles upon a professional hitman's plot to kill a leading public figure.

The Goon Show

Neddie is quitting nicotine, but Grytpype-Thynne has other ideas.

Roy

It is hard to stay out of trouble when you are a cartoon and this week proves no exception for Roy, as he instigates more animated antics after a run-in with the headmaster over a confiscated computer game.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Can a sci-fi addict be convinced that aliens have landed?

My Family

An unusual request from a couple whom Susan and Ben met on holiday leads to chaos in the Harper household, and Susan finally discovers who Kenzo's father is.

Shaun The Sheep

Bitzer, Shaun and the flock are convinced that a monster is at loose on the farm and hide in the barn. But what exactly is it they are afraid of?

Shaun The Sheep

Bitzer takes delivery of his new hi-tech farmyard control module, but when the gadget malfunctions, Bitzer is left wishing for his old whistle.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos learn about On and Off by watching a man trying shoes on and taking them off in a shoe shop. Later, they encounter an octopus that jumps on and off everyone it sees.

Waiting For God

Jane's found God, and whilst Tom's perfectly happy to join her, Diana is far from amused. Her day is about to get worse, however, as Harvey takes the opportunity to replace Jane with a stern German matron, who immediately sets about having Diana evicted!

Sorry!

Muriel persuades Timothy that his only hope of escaping from Mother is to buy his own cottage.

The Magnificent Two

Comedy film starring Morecambe & Wise as a pair of travelling salesmen who become entangled in a South American country's civil war.

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon is busy at the café and Dorien is busy at her first aid course, which leaves Tracey feeling useless. Then she rings a radio show with advice and becomes a local celebrity...

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

Terry and Bob challenge each other to a cross-country cycle race, but they have failed to take into account the passage of time since they last tried it and sneaky tactics have to be employed by both of them.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary's new career as a 1940s entertainer is taking off, as is his trade in wartime 78s. But can he take the strain of two opening nights in two different eras?

As Time Goes By

Sandy seems to have been followed home from the station by a strange man for a few nights. When Lionel leaves the house ready to confront him, Jean panics and calls in Alistair's help lest it happen again.

Dennis The Menace & Gnasher

CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag decide to go on holiday to their favourite neighbour's house.

Steptoe And Son

Albert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 18th and 19th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

The Wrong Arm Of The Law

Crime comedy starring Peter Sellers and Lionel Jeffries. London's criminal gangs team up with the police to catch a group of Australian newcomers.

Who Goes There

Episode 3.4: Martin Young's famous people quiz. With Francis Wheen, Sue Cook, Fred Housego and Annabel Giles.

Steptoe And Son

Albert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.

No Commitments

Episode 13.2, Old School: Victoria is very excited about Emily's pregnancy, but is Roger being premature thinking about the child's education?

Old Dog And The Partridge

Episode 4: Jack is in for a birthday surprise, while a ladykiller woos barmaid Mrs Drummond.

Hal

Thinking he knew everything about his wife Sam, Hal Cruttenden is surprised when he is confronted by someone from her romantic past. And refugee housemate Mahmoud causes a stir.

My Family

An unusual request from a couple whom Susan and Ben met on holiday leads to chaos in the Harper household, and Susan finally discovers who Kenzo's father is.

Waiting For God

Jane's found God, and whilst Tom's perfectly happy to join her, Diana is far from amused. Her day is about to get worse, however, as Harvey takes the opportunity to replace Jane with a stern German matron, who immediately sets about having Diana evicted!

Scream Street

When Cleo utters an ancient Egyptian curse, time is stopped in Scream Street, releasing evil monster the Brain Catcher from the Underlands.

Paradise Lost In Space

When Norman introduces the Oblivions to physical love, one thing leads to another.

Open All Hours

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel and Arkwright are finally going to spend the night together at a hotel... with an over-tight money belt.

Hobson's Choice

Screen adaptation of Harold Brighouse's classic Lancashire comedy.

Dennis The Menace & Gnasher

CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Can a sci-fi addict be convinced that aliens have landed?

Danger Mouse

This episode sees the return of the villainous vegetarian vampire Count Duckula, who is determined to take over the world with a chorus-line of formidable dancing vegetables...

Only Fools And Horses

Del becomes embroiled in a diamond smuggling caper with Boycie and Abdul and, as usual, he's the one with the dirty job to do. Things are not helped, however, when the 'Old Bill' start asking awkward questions...

Horrible Histories

The Vikings launch their advert for We Sell Any Monk, Queen Elizabeth I surprises her court with some very odd laws, the sacrifice-obsessed Aztec priests sing their gruesome disco song, and we discover the Roman equivalent of text messaging.

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

A nervous sex talk, and the fortunes of Moll Flounders.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth's plan to take Daddy on a picnic backfires spectacularly when he takes Richard's car for a ride.

The Goon Show

Neddie is quitting nicotine, but Grytpype-Thynne has other ideas.

Doc Martin

Sleepless nights are taking their toll on Dr Martin Ellingham and Louisa Glasson. Tempers are frayed as they try to find ways to comfort their constantly wailing baby.

The Good Old Days

Traditional music-hall entertainment, with songs, sketches and stand-up comedy from the Leeds City Varieties.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

Absolutely Fabulous

A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the sitcom starring Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley.

The Estate Agents

A gangster is hired to kill Jerry but inadvertently shoots Devlin. Jerry joins the rival company but when he returns from buying some champagne, he finds a bloodbath.

Lee Evans - Different Planet Tour

Lee Evans's Different Planet Tour, live from the West End at the culmination of more than 100 performances.

Shaun Of The Dead

Zombie-filled romantic comedy. When zombies start to roam London, Shaun must kickstart himself into action to save those closest to him.

The Estate Agents

Legendary estate agent Roy Dance explodes. Blood splatters across the living room walls and his wife Dawn. A venue is needed for Roy's wake. With adult humour some might find offensive.

The Bruce Forsyth Story

Documentary looking at the career of entertainer Bruce Forsyth.

QI

With James Acaster, Jo Brand and Bill Bailey.

Hal

Thinking he knew everything about his wife Sam, Hal Cruttenden is surprised when he is confronted by someone from her romantic past. And refugee housemate Mahmoud causes a stir.

Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud

Comedian Micky Flanagan explores snobbery and the British obsession with class as he tries to understand where he fits into the social strata.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Topical Channel 4 comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. The questions are based on survey results and statistics.

Drunk History

Ashley Walters and Mark Benton star in Judi Love's mortal tale of Charles I's downfall. Miles Jupp takes on Operation Mincemeat with Jack Howard and Dean Dobbs as the WW2 heroes.

Radio 4 At The Machynlleth Comedy Festival With Elis James

Elis James hosts this documentary about the history of the Machynlleth Comedy Festival.

Spaced

Brian gets an invitation to see a play by his old partner and non-gender-specific-ex-chaste-heterosexual-lover - Vulva. Tempted by free wine, Tim and Daisy go with him. However, after some cheap speed, an all-nighter with Resident Evil 2 and Twiglets Tim loses control. Daisy had a job interview at the glossy magazine Flaps and then presents her own piece of performance art.

Jon Richardson: Nidiot

A TV broadcast of Jon Richardson's 2014 stand-up DVD.

Red Dwarf

Lister loses Rimmer in a game of poker to a group of Biologically Engineered Life Forms.

James Acaster's Findings

Stand-up comedian James Acaster presents the results of his in-depth research into the subject of bread, assisted by his trusty sidekick Nathaniel Metcalfe.

We'll find out why the French struggle to come up with a snappy slogan to advertise Brioche, learn why the Bagel is so trendy, and discover the hidden anti-bread propaganda pushed at children through the medium of fairytales.

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon is busy at the café and Dorien is busy at her first aid course, which leaves Tracey feeling useless. Then she rings a radio show with advice and becomes a local celebrity...

Witless

Rhona and Leanne hatch a daredevil plan to get out of Witness Protection.

Peter Kay - The Early Years

Unseen 'before he was famous' interview footage of Britain's favourite comedian filmed in his mum's back yard.

Spaced

Whilst Tim and Daisy argue over the ownership of a dog, he also goes paintballing with Mike where he sees Duane for the first time since Sarah left him. Mike makes a big sacrifice for Tim as he seeks his ultimate vengeance. Brian reminisces about his childhood pet.

The In Crowd

Episode 2.1: Sketch show from Manchester's Comedy Store with Robin Ince, Helen Moon, Smug Roberts and Kate Ward.

Red Dwarf

Lister has women trouble when he gets himself in a love triangle with Snack Dispensers 23 and 34.

Josie Long - All Of The Planet's Wonders

Josie thinks about propriety, plants, grandparents, being connected to the world around you and growing your own. With special guest Isy Suttie.

Impractical Jokers UK

Hidden camera comedy show as four friends challenge each other to ever greater public humiliation. Rounds include how many scoops of peas they can put on someone else's plate, selling swimwear by modelling it on Brighton beach, and doing anything but selling furniture.

Steptoe And Son

Albert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.

Paradise Lost In Space

When Norman introduces the Oblivions to physical love, one thing leads to another.

A League Of Their Own

Win, lose or draw - does anyone actually care about the scoreline? - the riotous panel show continues with appearances from Peter Schmeichel, arguably the greatest goalkeeper to ever grace the football pitch, Olympic snowboarder Jenny Jones and comedian Josh Widdicombe.

Inside No. 9

A selection of episodes from the second series of the dark comic anthology series.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jon Richardson and Michelle Wolf take on guest captain Jonathan Ross with Johnny Vegas. Pappy's join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

Drunk History

Michelle Keegan and Joel Fry act out Lydia Rose Bewley and Jess Knappett's tale of royal rivalry (Queen Elizabeth I versus Mary Queen of Scots) and James 'Murr' Murray blasts through Billy the Kid with Mat Horne and Mat Baynton.

Carters Get Rich

Concerned that Harry needs a break from technology, Tony signs the two of them up to the Wildboys' Wilderness Survival Group.

Live At The Apollo

Danny Bhoy presents special guests Miles Jupp and Lee Nelson.

Moone Boy

While Fidelma joins the church choir, Martin's confirmation service leads to an epiphany: he wants to become to an altar boy. Has he got what it takes?

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

It's Jon Richardson and James Acaster versus Lee Mack and Sarah Millican, with John Cooper Clarke in Dictionary Corner.

A League Of Their Own

With Sean Lock, Christine Ohuruogu and Lennox Lewis.

Minder

Terry is hired out by Arthur to act as a minder for a newsagent who is being threatened.

Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing

TV broadcast of Josh Widdicombe's 2013 stand-up DVD.

Mock The Week

Dara, Hugh and Andy are joined by Chris Addison, Stewart Francis and Ava Vidal.

Bo' Selecta!

A selection of episodes from the third series of the Leigh Francis sketch show.

The Armando Iannucci Shows

Armando Iannucci welcomes you to his world in this TV series.

Comedy Bigmouths

Ian Stone is joined by special guest Clive Anderson. Plus Ivo Graham, Ayesha Hazarika and Geoff Norcott.

Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums

Throw away those tedious textbooks and join Dara for another light-hearted masterclass in maths. Guests Susan Calman and Andrew Maxwell will try to outdo our clever clogs host.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

The teams are joined by guests Mel Giedroyc, Johnny Vegas, Aisling Bea and Kym Marsh.

The Armando Iannucci Shows

Armando Iannucci welcomes you to his world in this TV series.

Who Goes There

Episode 3.4: Martin Young's famous people quiz. With Francis Wheen, Sue Cook, Fred Housego and Annabel Giles.

London Irish

Packy bumps into Ryan, an old friend from home who sustained a serious injury whilst covering his shift. His lingering guilt initially gets the better of him, but things seem unlikely to end well.

No Commitments

Episode 13.2, Old School: Victoria is very excited about Emily's pregnancy, but is Roger being premature thinking about the child's education?

Old Dog And The Partridge

Episode 4: Jack is in for a birthday surprise, while a ladykiller woos barmaid Mrs Drummond.

Hal

Thinking he knew everything about his wife Sam, Hal Cruttenden is surprised when he is confronted by someone from her romantic past. And refugee housemate Mahmoud causes a stir.