Schedule Saturday 1st April 2017
6am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 41 - Luck What Luck?When Dinga obtains a magic waistcoat, Councillor Cowdrey is determined to get his hands on it.
6:10am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 40 - Puppet KingCouncillor Cowdrey uses a puppet to get the townsfolk on his side - but the puppet develops a plan of its own!
6:20am
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On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 4 - Stan's Worst DayDamage to the bus causes Stan, Jack and Blakey to remember the week Blake was first promoted to inspector, and Arthur came to rent the Butlers' spare room.
6:45am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 11 - April FoolishnessIt's the April Fools Tea Party, and Richard is determined not to be crowned The Biggest Fool for the second year running. All he has to do is deliver a car to Mr Slater's friend. But with Sooty behind the wheel, will his plans backfire?
7am
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 1, Episode 1Martin is busy organising the lives of all his neighbours blissfully unaware of the approach of a man who will disturb his little empire forever. While his friends embrace the newcomer, Martin concerns himself with organising a protest against a lorry driver who insists on parking in the Close.
7:15am
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Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 1 - Scream CleanLuke's love for cutting corners gets him into serious trouble when a quick-fix solution to tidying his room puts the whole of Scream Street in danger.
7:30am
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 1, Episode 2When Martin is ousted by Paul as Chairman of almost all of his committees, Ann is hopeful of a renewed social life. Unfortunately her optimism is somewhat misplaced...
7:35am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 45 - HaircutAfter accidentally rescuing a kitten from a tree, Mr Bean is about to get his picture in the newspaper. The photographer arrives with the grateful owner but disaster strikes when Mr Bean is upstaged by his hair!
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 34 - The Parthenon, GreeceThe Grimbots are flying the Vroomster and their dodgy manoeuvres are about to flatten the Parthenon - Go Jetters, Go!
8:05am
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As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 9 - Dealing With SallyBack from California and eager not to be struck down with jet lag, Lionel goes to bed. Jean goes straight to work and sets about dealing with Sally, the cold new manager of her second branch.
8:10am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 28 - The Aqueduct of Segovia, SpainGrandmaster Glitch turns Segovia Aqueduct into a giant water slide and the Go Jetters must stop it toppling to the ground.
8:40am
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As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 10 - Problems, ProblemsThere is more disquiet after Lionel discovers Jean's had Daisy replaced, but an emergency call from Mrs. Bale puts their squabbles into perspective.
9:15am
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Only Fools And Horses
Miami Twice, Christmas Special - The American DreamDel persuades Rodney that he needs a holiday and books him a flight for two to Miami. Rodney thinks he's taking his wife, but Del has timed it so that she is taking her exams that week...
10:10am
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Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 6 - Stormy Nighty KnightThere's a storm brewing outside and it's making everyone jumpy. When the lights go out, Roy whirls into a cartoon panic!
10:10am
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Mr Bean
Animated adventures of comedy favourite Mr Bean, voiced by Rowan Atkinson.
10:20am
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The Smallest Show On Earth
A couple inherit a cinema and are shocked to find a decrepit building.
10:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 12th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
10:25am
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Mr Bean
Animated adventures of comedy favourite Mr Bean, voiced by Rowan Atkinson.
11am
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Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 17 - Justin's House HotelJustin's house opens its doors as a hotel. Justin and Robert do their best to make the house look like a proper hotel while the first guest dozes upstairs.
11am60 min
Fighting Talk
Series 14, Episode 26Pointless presenter Richard Osman, former British Cricketer and BBC TMS commentator Ebony Rainford-Brent, sports broadcaster Eleanor Oldyroyd and comedian Ian Moore join Colin Murray for more sporting punditry.
11:05am
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Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 1 - Scream CleanLuke's love for cutting corners gets him into serious trouble when a quick-fix solution to tidying his room puts the whole of Scream Street in danger.
11:15am
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Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 2 - Haunted HouseLuke is curious when a new house appears in Scream Street, but then it comes alive and locks him and his friends in! They end up stuck in the basement, and when the room starts to rumble it looks like our trio are about to become dinner - will they get out alive?
11:25am
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The Baby And The Battleship
Farce in which a sailor has to smuggle a baby aboard his ship.
11:30am
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Breaking The News
Series 6, Episode 6Janey Godley, Neil Delamere, Chitra Ramaswamy and Keiron Nicholson talk about a new pound coin; Brexit or Legs-it?; and The Avengers.
12pm
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Dilemma
Series 4, Episode 1Sue Perkins is joined by comedians Sarah Millican and John Robins, journalist Michael Deacon and former Blue Peter presenter Janet Ellis.
12:10pm
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12:30pm
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The Now Show
Series 50, Episode 5Kiri Pritchard-McLean airs her grievance with the Daily Mail's 'Legs-it' headline, Tudur Owen considers the future for Wales, should Scotland gain independence and broadcaster Peter Curran discusses the early days of the internet with Punt and Dennis.
12:30pm
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Lines From My Grandfather's Forehead
A rival to the Bard of Avon, and the challenge of buying an antique teaspoon.
12:35pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
12:50pm
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Boomers
Series 1, Episode 6As the gang head off for their annual 1960s-themed getaway weekend, it looks like there could be a little less fun and a little more stress at the seaside.
12:55pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 6, Special - BabyLizzie starts having labour pains but Dexter is nowhere to be found. It's down to Nero to make sure Dexter arrives before the baby. A special musical episode.
1pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
1:25pm
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Porridge: Inside Out
Episode 1 - Sent DownFirst of a three-part special giving a fascinating insight into one of the most-loved sitcoms of all time, with help from the show's creators, Clement and La Frenais.
1:25pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 6, Episode 5 - VolcanoWhen Nero gets paired with science genius Polly their tricky relationship means it may not be just their volcano experiment that's going to erupt.
1:40pm
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Man In The Moon
A repeat of this 1960 film.
2:25pm
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Porridge
Christmas Special - The Desperate HoursHauled in front of the governor after being caught with illicit Christmas booze, Fletcher and Godber become embroiled in Urwin's escape bid as he holds Mr Barrowclough and the governor's secretary hostage.
2:45pm
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Carry On Cleo
The Carry On team take on ancient history and the big-budget film Cleopatra. Caesar's plan goes awry when Antony is captivated by Cleopatra.
2:45pm
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Uncle Mort's Celtic Fringe
Series 1, Episode 4 - Seeing ThingsAs Carter and his uncle journey through Wales, strange apparitions disturb their picnic.
3:05pm
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Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 6 - Stormy Nighty KnightThere's a storm brewing outside and it's making everyone jumpy. When the lights go out, Roy whirls into a cartoon panic!
3:30pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the third series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
4pm
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4pm
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4:30pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 4 - Mr. Bean Goes To TownIn this escapade, Mr. Bean buys a TV and a new camera, has an itchy foot and goes on a date.
5pm
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Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 17 - Justin's House HotelJustin's house opens its doors as a hotel. Justin and Robert do their best to make the house look like a proper hotel while the first guest dozes upstairs.
6:30pm
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Too Many Crooks
Film about a gang of crooks who bungle every robbery they attempt so decide to try their hand at kidnapping instead.
7:20pm
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Not Going Out
Series 7, Episode 9 - LucyLee spends time in the bar with Toby worrying that the woman of his dreams is drifting further away.
7:50pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
8pm
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Porridge
Series 2, Christmas Special - No Way OutFletcher plans to spend Christmas in hospital to avoid being press-ganged into Grouty's latest scheme to spring a fellow prisoner. His plan backfires when Grouty finds out about his upcoming civilian hospital appointment and gives him a vital role in proceedings.
8pm
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John Bishop In Conversation With...
Series 2, Episode 3 - Russell BrandJohn Bishop chats to Hollywood actor and best-selling author Russell Brand, who talks candidly about his uneven path to fame.
8pm
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 5, Episode 3Lee Mack is joined by Claudia Winkleman, Johnny Vegas and Joe Lycett.
8pm
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Not Going Out
Series 7, Christmas Special - WeddingThe will-they-won't-they tension between Lee and Lucy reaches new highs in this epic series finale for Christmas, as the couple find themselves in previously uncharted emotional water.
8pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 6, Episode 5 - VolcanoWhen Nero gets paired with science genius Polly their tricky relationship means it may not be just their volcano experiment that's going to erupt.
8:20pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
8:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Bullet Is Not For FiringThe platoon get into a spot of bother after firing at a German plane during an air raid. Displeased at the spending of precious bullets, Mainwaring organises a court of inquiry into the situation.
9pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Jennifer Saunders sitcom.
9pm
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9pm45 min version (repeat)
9pm
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Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
9:15pm60 min
All Round To Mrs. Brown's
Series 1, Episode 2Agnes and the family are joined by the nation's favourite sofa couple, Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield, who get more than they bargained for. The legendary Lulu pops in for a chat, while EastEnders's Adam Woodyatt teams up with Dermot and Buster to help with their new business and the Kaiser Chiefs get Foley's pub pumping.
10pm
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Carters Get Rich
Episode 1The family get news of their windfall and Tony tries to retain some sense of normalcy by continuing plans for family bonfire night.
10pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 9 (Channel 4: Series 10), Episode 5Guest captain Claudia Winkleman and Johnny Vegas go up against Jon Richardson and Reginald D Hunter. Sara Pascoe joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters. Joe Wilkinson will also be appearing.
10pm
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28 Acts In 28 Minutes
Episode 3: John Humphrys gives 28 performers 60 seconds to entertain.
10:25pm30 min
Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 13 - Stick SpecialSam and the panel try to ignore Brexit in favour of talking about sticks and Michael Fabricant MP talks Article 50 and political hairdos. With Marek Larwood, Fern Brady and Rants N Bants.
10:30pm
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Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 1 - Men Of The HousesMartin celebrates his 12th birthday, but the local bullies soon get their hands on his birthday present.
10:30pm
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Will Smith's Mid-life Crisis Management
Episode 6Will tackles his lack of success with women with the help of Ed, an American love guru.
10:30pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 17, Episode 2Keith Lemon hosts the outrageous comedy panel show with the help of team captains Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby. Joining show regular Gino D'Acampo on the panel this week are Hollywood icon Pamela Anderson, comedian Jimmy Carr and hunky actor Will Mellor.
10:40pm
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11pm
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Bottom
Series 1, Episode 5 - 'S UpWhen their landlord and local newsagent, Mr. Harrison, almost forgets to go to his own mother's funeral, he is forced to ask Richie and Eddie to mind the shop. Unsurprisingly, they quickly grow bored.
11pm
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11pm
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Les Dawson Forever
Episode 1Charlotte Dawson learns about the early part of her father's career, whilst Roy Barraclough reminisces about working with Les Dawson and the creation of Cissie and Ada. Barry Cyer meets former colleagues from sketch show Sez Les.
11pm
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Lee Evans: Wired And Wonderful - Live At Wembley
TV broadcast of Lee Evans live at Wembley in 2002, unleashing his latest material to a giddy crowd.
11pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 8 - Jack Whitehall, Josh Widdicombe, Shappi KhorsandiHost Jack Whitehall leads the way for Josh Widdicombe and Shappi Khorsandi.
11pm
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Rhod Gilbert's Bulging Barrel Of Laughs
Episode 4Rhod Gilbert hosts an hour of comedy and music with the help of regulars Lloyd Langford, Greg Davies and Sarah Millican. With guest Milton Jones.
11:40pm
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Filthy Rich & Catflap
Episode 1Filthy and Catflap set up Richie with a paternity scam, but after accidentally viciously murdering not one but four of his milkmen, Richie's a little over-emotional.
11:45pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 8 (Channel 4: Series 9), Episode 1Sean Lock and Vic Reeves go up against Jon Richardson and Aisling Bea. David O'Doherty joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent.
Midnight
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Comedy Bigmouths
Episode 1 - Ross NobleTopical stand-up comedy and sketches with a live studio audience, taking the pulse of the nation as they explore the world of current affairs and news from the last seven days. Award-winning comedy star and current affairs expert Ian Stone is the host and MC, alongside fellow comedians Zoe Lyons, Geoff Norcott and Ian Moore. Comedian Ross Noble is the special guest.
12:10am
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Loot
Ray Galton and Alan Simpson's film adaptation of Joe Orton's celebrated play, Loot.
12:10am
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A League Of Their Own
Series 11, Episode 4James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by Nick Grimshaw, Niall Horan and Kirsty Gallacher for more sports trivia fun.
12:20am
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Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 2, Episode 1 - CharityStewart looks at the subject of charity. Or rather he tries to, but gets rather sidetracked into talking about crisps, his grandad and whether this new series is going to have any actual jokes in it. The show is shot before a live audience, with a guest cameo by Armando Iannucci.
12:50am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 8 (Channel 4: Series 9), Episode 2Sean Lock and Bob Mortimer take on Jon Richardson and Holly Walsh. Isy Suttie's in with Susie Dent, while Claudia Winkleman stands in for Rachel Riley on letters-and-numbers duty.
1am
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Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 2, Episode 2 - LondonStewart Lee looks at what it's like living in London these days. City living is certainly not getting any easier, and people are moving to the countryside... but have they thought it through?
1:30am
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Kevin Bridges - The Story So Far
Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges performs his 2010 live show in front of a packed Glasgow audience.
1:40am
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Eddie Izzard: Force Majeure
TV broadcast of highlights from Eddie Izzard's 2013 DVD release, Force Majeure.
2am
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Drunk History
Series 3, Episode 4Emma Bunton and Blake Harrison forge a unique bond in Kerry Howard's sozzled story of Beatrix Potter. Joe Lycett slurs through the Great Train Robbery starring Simon Bird and Joel Fry.
2:15am
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Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
A selection of episodes from the first series of the surreal sketch show.
2:30am
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Russell Howard & Mum
USA Road Trip - Series 1, Episode 4 - Ghost Hunting In SavannahRussell and his mum are heading to one the USA's most haunted cities: Savannah, Georgia in the Deep South. During their stay, the Howards are set for a whole host of paranormal activities; they are booked into a haunted hotel, are trained to become Ghost Hunters and agree to spend the night at Savannah's most Haunted House.
2:30am
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 5, Episode 6Alan Davies plays host to Katy Brand, Ian Stone and welcomes the return of Jack Dee and Lou Sanders as they chat about chocolate, stag and hen nights, bomb scares and, of course, private parts.
2:45am
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Uncle Mort's Celtic Fringe
Series 1, Episode 4 - Seeing ThingsAs Carter and his uncle journey through Wales, strange apparitions disturb their picnic.
3am
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French And Saunders
Series 3, Episode 7Tonight's show is the last for the moment. Can the Thames Flood Barrier save London from the tears of a grateful but saddened nation?
3am
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The Chris Ramsey Show
Series 1, Episode 4Rick Edwards and Ellie Taylor join Chris for a round of the ultimate family game Shag, Marry, Incarcerate. The challenges don't stop there as they play an intense game of Donkey Kong while literally getting pied by Chris. Plus, our host tries to reform his band whilst on a train with help from comedian Alex Smith.
3:25am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Topical Channel 4 comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. The questions are based on survey results and statistics.
3:30am
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Not Going Out
Series 7, Episode 9 - LucyLee spends time in the bar with Toby worrying that the woman of his dreams is drifting further away.
3:40am
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French And Saunders
Series 4, Episode 3Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders pay homage to Swedish film-maker Ingmar Bergman and American rock band Guns N' Roses.