Schedule Wednesday 22nd March 2017
You Lucky People!
A repeat of this 1956 film.
You're Only Young Twice
Series 2, Episode 4 - The White ElephantA shopping trip leaves Flora with a dilemma - she has more money than she started with and a china elephant. One or the other must be returned to the shop without letting anyone know.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 4, Episode 4 - Ground Control To Major DerekWendy and Maureen take the weekend off while Robin and Derek receive unexpected visitors.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 36 - Masters Of The TwystyverseDanger Mouse faces double trouble, when a strangely familiar new villainous tyrant plants evil doubles in key positions around the globe, as part of a plot to suck earth through a portal into the Twistyverse so he can be master of both dimensions.
It's Jocelyn
Series 2, Episode 4 - FamilyJocelyn Jee Esien talks about family, a spiritual medium goes over to the other side, and the doctor's receptionist shows her true feelings for 'big bad Don'.
The Navy Lark
Series 14, Episode 1 - The Montezuela RevolutionClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 30 - Mount Everest, AsiaKyan wants to climb Mount Everest, but there's a giant snowball heading his way - and it's got a moustache!
The Best Of Tommy Cooper
Series 1, Episode 3This week, Tommy makes a TV appearance in which the interviewer is keener to tell the jokes; performs a one-man play about World War II; and is overcome with emotion during a rendition of We'll Meet Again.
Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 9 - Just The PartChris and Pui want to put on a play in Justin Town and Justin's house is the perfect place to do it. Director Chris may have just the part for Justin, who is keen to show off his acting skills.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 19 - The EmigrantAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
What Every Woman Wants
A repeat of this 1954 film.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Genius
Series 1, Episode 5 - Stewart LeeWith Stewart Lee. Ideas include the CD playing microwave oven, guns that fire puppies, and synchronised car indicators.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 18 - More About Open And CloseAn artist is drawing a dog in a room. The dog wants to go out, so the artist opens the door. After a while, the artist opens the door again and calls the dog back inside. The Twirlywoos decide to open and close the door to let the dog in and out.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 22 - Wacky WashingSooty and the gang are running Mr Slater's laundrette! But when Sweep confuses red paint with washing powder, he's left in a bit of a spin. Will the football kit be clean in time for the match?
Up The Garden Path
Episode 2.1, Arrivals and Departures: Returning from a year in San Francisco, Izzy Comyn lands in a great deal of confusion.
Sorry!
Series 2, Episode 6 - Could Do BetterMother is furious when she finds a 25-year-old school report of Timothy's hidden in his bedroom. Timothy's more concerned with meeting Jennifer's bridesmaid. Perhaps romance is finally in the air?
Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 13 - RichThe gang get a visitor in the shape of yet another cousin coming to claim the castle. Dani and Gabe have a tough decision to make.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes of the ninth series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
Screen adaptation of Tom Stoppard's comic play, which brings the minor characters of Shakespeare's Hamlet into the spotlight.
Hacker Time
Series 4, Episode 5 - Martin LewisChat, music and comedy from Hacker T Dog. Also featuring the lift-based quiz that works on many levels. In this episode, Hacker's guest is financial guru Martin Lewis.
Simon Evans Goes To Market
Series 2, Episode 2 - TobaccoIt has been called the single biggest avoidable cause of death in the world today, yet it has remained an investment goldmine. With guest Professor Robert West.
The Navy Lark
Series 14, Episode 1 - The Montezuela RevolutionClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Class Dismissed
Series 2, Episode 6 - Supplies, Supplies!Outnumbered by the children, headteacher Hilary Head calls for backup from some very unusual supply teachers, and a bromance blossoms for Mr Capp.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 19 - The EmigrantAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 9 - While You Weren't SleepingThere are problems in the bedroom which threaten to drive Ben and Susan apart. Abi thinks this may be her fault but she develops her own problems as Janey becomes her personal shopper.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 35 - Foxy LaddieA fox arrives at the farm, disguising himself as a handsome ram to infiltrate the flock and eat Timmy! All the lady sheep are beguiled by this charming new arrival, especially Shirley. Shaun becomes suspicious when the fox's cunning disguise begins to fail.
As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 1 - A Deeply Personal ProblemWhen Jean attempts a spot of match-making for Judith and Sandy, Lionel finds himself at the centre of a frustrating misunderstanding.
As Time Goes By
Series 2, Episode 2 - A Weekend AwayJudith is planning a weekend away. Alistair is due in Paris but first announces that publication is in just three weeks. Could he and she be having a romantic liaison of their own? Jean feels decidedly uneasy at the thought of an empty house...
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 18 - More About Open And CloseAn artist is drawing a dog in a room. The dog wants to go out, so the artist opens the door. After a while, the artist opens the door again and calls the dog back inside. The Twirlywoos decide to open and close the door to let the dog in and out.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 37 - Danger Is ForeverDanger Mouse takes on Greenback - but as a geriatric (or elderly) mouse, after the Baron speeds up the rotation of Earth, making everyone and thing 1,000 years older! Can DM pull out all the stops and restore the world?
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 3, Episode 5 - King Of The RoadFrank ends up in court after some trouble arrises whilst working a as a despatch rider.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
As Time Goes By
Series 2, Episode 3 - Visiting RockyAfter a trip on a rowing lake that leaves him feeling rather old and rather embarrassed, Lionel takes Jean to Hampshire to meet his father - who has a surprise announcement to make.
Hacker Time
Series 4, Episode 5 - Martin LewisChat, music and comedy from Hacker T Dog. Also featuring the lift-based quiz that works on many levels. In this episode, Hacker's guest is financial guru Martin Lewis.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 4 - Wipe That Smile Off Your TapeIn an attempt to boost her success with men, Sharon joins a video dating agency.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Big SleepMargaret tries to help her husband cope with early retirement by getting him a book from the library entitled Coping with Old Age.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 31 - The MagpieA magpie has nested in the big tree and is causing chaos by stealing everything around the farm. The magpie's nest soon begins to fill up with loot and Shaun has to come up with a brilliant plan to outwit the burgling bird.
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 8 - The Tangled WebHacker's put in a tight spot when he unwittingly lies to the House after being kept characteristically in the dark by the Civil Service. Sir Humphrey has little initial sympathy, but finds himself in a rather tricky situation following a radio interview...
Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 4Professor Muddles builds a tickle machine, Captain Adorable hurtles through space with his intrepid crew, trying and failing to dodge asteroids and Storybook Stan unsuccessfully attempts to read a story about a Russian doll.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes of the ninth series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Genius
Series 1, Episode 5 - Stewart LeeWith Stewart Lee. Ideas include the CD playing microwave oven, guns that fire puppies, and synchronised car indicators.
You're Only Young Twice
Series 2, Episode 5 - The FoundlingThe fine balance of normality is upset once more at Paradise Lodge when Flora discovers a baby abandoned on their doorstep in the middle of the night. But whose is it? And what's to be done with it?
The Thin Blue Line
Series 2, Episode 6 - Road RageGasforth's new bypass is causing problems for Fowler as his girlfriend Patricia has taken a fortnight's leave to join the protesters and he and his officers have to "enforce the law". When they arrive PC Goody falls for one of the protesters and decides to save the planet. Meanwhile, Patricia is rescued by the "green avenger".
Up The Garden Path
Episode 2.1, Arrivals and Departures: Returning from a year in San Francisco, Izzy Comyn lands in a great deal of confusion.
Doctor At Large
Episode 20 - Operation LoftusProfessor Loftus returns to St. Swithin's at the same time as Upton, and is appalled at the way in which the hospital is being run.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 4, Episode 4 - Ground Control To Major DerekWendy and Maureen take the weekend off while Robin and Derek receive unexpected visitors.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 12 - The New TellyWhen the Christmas Club payout arrives, Stan and the family decide to buy a colour television. But they have a problem disposing of their old set - especially when Blake buys it!
It's Jocelyn
Series 2, Episode 4 - FamilyJocelyn Jee Esien talks about family, a spiritual medium goes over to the other side, and the doctor's receptionist shows her true feelings for 'big bad Don'.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 3, Episode 5 - King Of The RoadFrank ends up in court after some trouble arrises whilst working a as a despatch rider.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 9 - While You Weren't SleepingThere are problems in the bedroom which threaten to drive Ben and Susan apart. Abi thinks this may be her fault but she develops her own problems as Janey becomes her personal shopper.
Rich Hall's (US) Breakdown
Episode 1 - 60 Days Of TrumpIn November 2016 one of the most important political events on the planet took place; Donald Trump was named the 45th President of the United States of America. In Rich Hall's US Election Breakdown the man from Montana and a selection of comedians on both sides of the Atlantic will reflect on his first 60 days in office.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 9 - Beware Of Laughing At Nora's HatsNora reveals long-standing feud with a woman who once made fun of her.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 1 - From Prussia With LoveRodney takes pity on a heavily-pregnant and homeless au-pair girl he meets in the Nag's Head. When he invites her to stay at the flat, Del sees a nice little earner about to be born. But will Boycie be interested?
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 33 - Tomorrow Never ComesDreams come true as The Princess returns and erases weekdays forever! It's up to Danger Mouse to ruin everyone's lives and restore weekdays before it's too late.
Horrible Histories
Series 5, Highlights SpecialSome of history's greatest characters serenade us with tales of their lives. Featuring the all-conquering Alexander the Great, the cash-loving Crassus, the feisty Joan of Arc, the brilliant but miserable Charles Dickens, and the very determined Rosa Parks.
The Navy Lark
Series 14, Episode 1 - The Montezuela RevolutionClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 1 - A Deeply Personal ProblemWhen Jean attempts a spot of match-making for Judith and Sandy, Lionel finds himself at the centre of a frustrating misunderstanding.
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 6 - The GermansSybil's in hospital, receiving treatment for an ingrowing toenail. Basil's left at the hotel to carry out a fire alarm test and oversee a group of German guests. What could possibly go wrong?
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 19 - The EmigrantAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Boomers
Series 1, Episode 4Joyce is retiring and Alan has organised a house party, complete with video tributes. Maureen's more interested by their new neighbours, fresh from London.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Christmas Special - Gavin & Stacey Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas Eve and the Wests join the Shipmans for one of Mick's famous turkey dinners.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Big SleepMargaret tries to help her husband cope with early retirement by getting him a book from the library entitled Coping with Old Age.
The Inbetweeners 2
Comedy sequel to smash-hit 2011 film The Inbetweeners Movie. Will, Simon, Jay and Neil head off on an Australian road trip.
Benidorm
Series 9, Episode 3When the Solana's meat supplier lets Joyce down, she asks Lesley to help her out, who in turn enlists Mateo. Troy seems to be keeping very close tabs on Kenneth and Liam in the salon. Just how is he doing it - and has it got something to do with the arrival of Jacqueline?
Have I Got News For You
Series 51, Episode 4Jo Brand, who recently walked 135 miles from coast to coast, is joined by actress and comedian Diane Morgan (aka Screenwipe's Philomena Cunk), and former star of The Apprentice, Nick Hewer.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 8 - The Tangled WebHacker's put in a tight spot when he unwittingly lies to the House after being kept characteristically in the dark by the Civil Service. Sir Humphrey has little initial sympathy, but finds himself in a rather tricky situation following a radio interview...
Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 7 - GangsterGuy showers Lucy with expensive gifts and whisks her away for a weekend, arousing Lee's suspicions.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 12Sean Lock and Freddie Flintoff take on special guest captain Bill Bailey with Roisin Conaty. Susie Dent is joined by Rob Beckett in Dictionary Corner.
An Audience With...
Episode 7 - Billy ConnollyBilly Connolly offers his unique brand of stand-up humour to a star-studded audience including Twiggy, Clive James, Michael Brandon, Ringo Starr and Samantha Fox.
Drunk History
Series 3, Episode 3Russell Kane's legend of King Arthur features Stephanie Pratt as a unique Lady of the Lake, and Iain Stirling's sloshed take on Chariots of Fire sprinter Eric Liddell stars Tom Rosenthal.
Live At The Apollo
Series 11, Episode 1 - Alan Carr, Francesca Martinez, Nish KumarIn the first episode, everyone's favourite 'Chatty Man' Alan Carr is the host as he introduces two of comedy's biggest stars - the fabulously funny Francesca Martinez and rising comedy star Nish Kumar.
Barbara Nice
Episode 4 - The FibA school reunion with Barbara's long standing frenemy Pat Burrows leads Barbara to make a rash white lie that has dramatic consequences. Meanwhile Ken is trying in vain to get a better broadband deal.
It's Jocelyn
Series 2, Episode 4 - FamilyJocelyn Jee Esien talks about family, a spiritual medium goes over to the other side, and the doctor's receptionist shows her true feelings for 'big bad Don'.
The Thin Blue Line
Series 2, Episode 6 - Road RageGasforth's new bypass is causing problems for Fowler as his girlfriend Patricia has taken a fortnight's leave to join the protesters and he and his officers have to "enforce the law". When they arrive PC Goody falls for one of the protesters and decides to save the planet. Meanwhile, Patricia is rescued by the "green avenger".
Russell Howard & Mum
USA Road Trip - Series 1, Episode 3 - Hip Hopping In AtlantaRussell and his mum find themselves in the Hip Hop Capital of the USA: Atlanta, Georgia. Under the guidance of local legend, Dr. Dax, the Howards attempt to transform themselves into rapping, dancing, graffiti-ing hip hop heroes.
Cardinal Burns Presents Dean And Murf
Multi-character comedy from writer-performers Cardinal Burns.
Goodness Gracious Me
Episode 4: The multi-talented Mrs Bedi lands in hospital, and meet the Six Million Rupee Man.
Not Going Out
Series 2, Christmas Special - Murder At ChristmasLee's plan to spend time alone with Lucy at Christmas is threatened by the presence of Tim, Daisy, Tim and Lucy's parents, and even Barbara, doing the cooking. All seems to be going well until a murder mystery game brings family tensions to a head.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 9, Episode 6Russell looks at UKIP getting another MP, immigration, Paddington Bear and um, names for female masturbation...
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
The Chris Ramsey Show
Series 1, Episode 3Joey Essex and Ed Gamble compete against each other in a huge bottle flipping challenge, plus they give their best rock star impression whilst being distracted by hordes of groupies and flying knickers. Chris undertakes work-out challenges on a train set by England rugby player James Haskell.
Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 5Dara O Briain and the team find the comedy in the week's news with the help of guests Josh Widdicombe, Ed Byrne and Hal Cruttenden.
Spotlight Tonight With Nish Kumar
Series 1, Episode 3Nish Kumar and the team look at the term political correctness.
Elis James' Pantheon Of Heroes
Series 3, Episode 1The Severn Bridge and Millennium Stadium do battle with wildcard entry, Stonehenge.
A League Of Their Own
Series 11, Episode 8The team captains are joined by Katherine Ryan, John Bishop and Joey Barton.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 13Jimmy Carr is joined by Sean Lock and Liza Tarbuck, taking on special guest captain Sarah Millican with Romesh Ranganathan. Susie Dent is joined by Phill Jupitus in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 2 - The PsychiatristBasil's delighted when a married couple - both doctors - check in. However, Sybil's busy flirting with a young male guest, and when he discovers that one of the doctors is a psychiatrist, he grows increasingly paranoid...
Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 3 - Self DefenceWhen Miss Gulliver raises concern about a popular but extremely violent new videogame, Alfie helps her to organise a school weapons amnesty.
The Mark Steel Lecture
Series 1, Episode 1 - Oliver CromwellMark presents the life of Oliver Cromwell, claiming that he was a man who seemed to have the sense of humour of a six-year-old, and whose greatest achievement was to make a civil war appealing to the English.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 9, Episode 7Russell looks at Black Friday, the new Star Wars trailer and if Jesus was a stand-up comedian.
Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 6Dara O Briain and the team find the comedy in the week's news with the help of guests Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne and Chris Ramsey.
The Trip
The Trip To Italy, Episode 6 - Il Riccio, CapriThe final episode of the series sees Steve and Rob joined by Steve's son Joe and his assistant Emma. They sail from Naples to Capri where they have lunch at Il Riccio.
Peep Show
Series 7, Episode 6 - New Year's EveIt's New Year's Eve, and Mark is depressed about Dobby, but Jeremy is determined that the 'El Dude Brothers' are going to enjoy the night of their lives.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 9 (Channel 4: Series 10), Episode 4Sean Lock and David Mitchell go up against Jon Richardson and Katherine Ryan. Brett Domino Trio joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
The Adam And Joe Show
A repeat-run of the entire first series of the sketch show by and starring Adam Butxon and Joe Cornish.
Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 1 - Jeremy TherapisedChannel 4's longest-running, award-winning sitcom returns for a new series.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Highlights Special - Best BitsA compilation edition of the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. Guests include Jo Brand, David O'Doherty, Katherine Ryan, Jerry Springer, Roisin Conaty and Johnny Vegas.
Seann Walsh World
Seann Walsh presents funny clips from the internet, mixed with his own stand-up and sketches to illustrate his thoughts.
Getting On
Series 2, Episode 1There's more grim humour among the bedpans as a new shift unfolds on B4. Kim has an unknown female admission to occupy her, Den has Hilary to cope with, and Pippa has a ward round. Mrs Fyvie, a new patient, is admitted but it's her daughter, Beedy, who requires more attention than her mother.
Have I Got News For You
Series 51, Episode 4Jo Brand, who recently walked 135 miles from coast to coast, is joined by actress and comedian Diane Morgan (aka Screenwipe's Philomena Cunk), and former star of The Apprentice, Nick Hewer.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 11Jimmy Carr is joined by Sean Lock and Mel Giedroyc and special guest captain Lee Mack with David O'Doherty. Susie Dent is joined by Adam Buxton in Dictionary Corner.
Getting On
Series 2, Episode 2While Den and Matron Hilary Loftus are flirting behind closed doors, an incident on the ward triggers the blame game. Meanwhile, Pippa receives good news about her faecal forum paper, and the arrival of consultant Peter Healy further lightens her mood.
PhoneShop
A selection of episodes from the first series of the high street sitcom.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 3More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 4 - Wipe That Smile Off Your TapeIn an attempt to boost her success with men, Sharon joins a video dating agency.
Genius
Series 1, Episode 5 - Stewart LeeWith Stewart Lee. Ideas include the CD playing microwave oven, guns that fire puppies, and synchronised car indicators.
Up The Garden Path
Episode 2.1, Arrivals and Departures: Returning from a year in San Francisco, Izzy Comyn lands in a great deal of confusion.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 4, Episode 4 - Ground Control To Major DerekWendy and Maureen take the weekend off while Robin and Derek receive unexpected visitors.
It's Jocelyn
Series 2, Episode 4 - FamilyJocelyn Jee Esien talks about family, a spiritual medium goes over to the other side, and the doctor's receptionist shows her true feelings for 'big bad Don'.