Schedule Monday 6th March 2017

There Was A Young Lady

Super-efficient secretary Elizabeth Foster circumvents the schemes of smash-and grab gangsters.

In Loving Memory

Despite Mary's patent desperation to learn the trade, an unfortunate incident compels Ivy to seek a proper apprentice to replace Ernie's continued calamities. The first applicant who arrives is not quite a stranger to the entire household...

Tommy Cooper

Michael Bentine plays a down-at-heel sheikh in one sketch, with Tommy Cooper as an envoy bearing a message from Queen Victoria.

Last Tango In Halifax

Celia and Alan decide to buy an extravagant sports car instead of an engagement ring. They throw an engagement party at the farm, which descends into chaos for both families.

Absolutely Delish

Both Rod (who's jobless) and Nadia (who's in love-limbo) need to revolutionise their lives. Health guru Leone promises to transform them from the inside out with a drastic diet. Written by Sophie Woolley.

Danger Mouse

The world is in jeopardy and the only thing that can save it is a 1,000ft Penfold.

Just A Minute

Nicholas Parsons is joined by Paul Merton, Sheila Hancock, Tom Allen and Gyles Brandreth. Who is Sheila's flavour of the month? What has Tom got to say about the venerable telephone box? What was Paul's new year resolution and listen as Gyles sails very close to the wind...

One Foot In The Grave

New locks on the front and back doors threaten Victor's chances of seeing the European Cup quarter-final when they keep jamming, and a widow from the local greengrocer's has designs on Victor that are more animal than vegetable.

Not In Front Of The Children

Episode 7, A Change of Scene: A job offer for Henry, but are the Corner family happy to relocate?

Go Jetters

The Go Jetters race to protect ancient artwork in Peru when Glitch erases the Nazca Lines.

Justin's House

The race is on in Justin's house to fill the one remaining space in the Justin Town Space Mission. Who will be the best astronaut for the job: man, robot or monster?

Dad's Army

Walker suggests to Jones that he should give the platoon his butchers van so that he can get free petrol for it. The plan backfires however, when Mainwaring converts the van to run on gas.

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Twirlywoos

Things get out of hand when Chickedy and Chick try to turn the pedals of a bike. The Twirlywoo Screen provides the Twirlywoos with a bike of their own, but it proves difficult to control!

Sooty

When Sooty's magic powder falls in the costume box, the gang end up with real super powers. Can they save the fancy dress competition, or will the evil Barrie Bonkers bring it to a sticky end? Guest starring Shaun Williamson.

Anything Legal

Episode 8: With their business struggling, Charles and George turn to nanny.

Home And Away

George and Elise Knowles think they have won the football pools, but the winning line belongs to their son and his friend.

As Time Goes By

Jean and Lionel return from honeymoon to find Judith has a much older boyfriend.

Dani's Castle

Dani inherits a castle in Ireland from a long-lost aunt, but gets more than she bargained for when she arrives.

Only Fools And Horses

Del persuades Rodney that he needs a holiday and books him a flight for two to Miami. Rodney thinks he's taking his wife, but Del has timed it so that she is taking her exams that week...

The Dog Ate My Homework

In this episode Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Matteo and Aisha and special guests Susan Calman, Dodge, Chris Johnson and Leo.

Only Fools And Horses

Del and Rodney arrive in Miami and things start to go wrong immediately. Nothing too dramatic, though, until Del is mistaken for a local mafia godfather and his henchmen want him as a decoy!

Not In Front Of The Children

Episode 7, A Change of Scene: A job offer for Henry, but are the Corner family happy to relocate?

Class Dismissed

The writing is on the wall as someone gets into trouble for graffiting, and Mr Konnundrum gets an unusual pet.

Dad's Army

Walker suggests to Jones that he should give the platoon his butchers van so that he can get free petrol for it. The plan backfires however, when Mainwaring converts the van to run on gas.

Shaun The Sheep

A wildlife film inspires Pidsley the cat to play a prank on the flock by disguising himself as a leopard. Shaun is convinced there is a huge beast on the loose and concocts a plan to catch it.

As Time Goes By

Jean hears that her daughter is seeing a married man, Sandy has reservations about her new boyfriend, and Stephen and Penny pay a visit.

Twirlywoos

Things get out of hand when Chickedy and Chick try to turn the pedals of a bike. The Twirlywoo Screen provides the Twirlywoos with a bike of their own, but it proves difficult to control!

Danger Mouse

When secret information is leaked from HQ all eyes fall on Colonel K! Is it possible he's a traitor or is there something suspicious about his moustache?

Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

Franks believes he is a failure.

Keeping Up Appearances

Richard is far from happy when Hyacinth concocts an elaborate plan to turn him into an executive.

The Smallest Show On Earth

A couple inherit a cinema and are shocked to find a decrepit building.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

QI

With John Sessions, Danny Baker and Hugh Laurie.

The Dog Ate My Homework

In this episode Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Matteo and Aisha and special guests Susan Calman, Dodge, Chris Johnson and Leo.

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon and Tracey fear for their future when Darryl's parents visit.

Keeping Up Appearances

Plans to buy a weekend retreat in the country take an unexpected turn when Hyacinth is keen to avoid giving estate agents the impression that they can only afford a small cottage.

QI

With Roger McGough, Mark Steel and Vic Reeves.

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Shaun The Sheep

Shaun accidentally breaks the farmer's glasses; he and Bitzer have their work cut out trying to prevent their shortsighted master from having mishaps around the farm.

Dennis The Menace & Gnasher

CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.

Would I Lie To You?

Lee Mack is joined by Bob Mortimer and Patsy Kensit and David Mitchell is joined by Greg Davies and Richard Osman.

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Gigglebiz

Royal rogue King Flannel is strangely reluctant to let his butler sort out his holiday packing, daredevil acrobat Justin Berito shows his enormous skill on the tightrope and zany scientist Professor Muddles experiments with a remote control.

In Loving Memory

Pardoe's has gone bust, leaving J. Unsworth & Co. as the sole planter in miles. With business booming far beyond capacity, Mary's feeling neglected and unloved. Could this be a fatal strain on the Henshaw marriage?

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Anything Legal

Episode 8: With their business struggling, Charles and George turn to nanny.

Doctor At Large

Having left the Major's practice, Upton takes Collier and Stuart-Clark home to his parents' for a weekend away from the daily slog of medicine. However, they meet a lady on the train - and does she have problems!

Absolutely Delish

Both Rod (who's jobless) and Nadia (who's in love-limbo) need to revolutionise their lives. Health guru Leone promises to transform them from the inside out with a drastic diet. Written by Sophie Woolley.

On The Buses

The Inspector's niece is getting married to one of the drivers and much to Blakey's alarm, Stan is to be Best Man. He and Jack proceed to get the groom very, very drunk indeed.

Just A Minute

Nicholas Parsons is joined by Paul Merton, Sheila Hancock, Tom Allen and Gyles Brandreth. Who is Sheila's flavour of the month? What has Tom got to say about the venerable telephone box? What was Paul's new year resolution and listen as Gyles sails very close to the wind...

Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

Franks believes he is a failure.

Terry Pratchett's Eric

Rincewind, the most cowardly and incompetent wizard in all of Discworld, is attempting to escape the Dungeon Dimensions. And the Demon King of Hell. Oh, and a parrot.

Keeping Up Appearances

Richard is far from happy when Hyacinth concocts an elaborate plan to turn him into an executive.

The Wrong Arm Of The Law

Crime comedy starring Peter Sellers and Lionel Jeffries. London's criminal gangs team up with the police to catch a group of Australian newcomers.

Last Of The Summer Wine

As Barry seeks an alternative to golf, Billy creates a ready-made archery training course.

Danger Mouse

When Professor Squawkencluck's mum comes to visit a gigantic enraged rubbish monster is not far behind.

Keeping Up Appearances

Plans to buy a weekend retreat in the country take an unexpected turn when Hyacinth is keen to avoid giving estate agents the impression that they can only afford a small cottage.

Horrible Histories

We meet a surprisingly charming Stuart highwayman, the Captain of the Titanic holds the world's worst safety briefing, famous writer Mary Shelley pitches the movie of her life, and those violent Vikings show their softer side in a song.

Not In Front Of The Children

Episode 7, A Change of Scene: A job offer for Henry, but are the Corner family happy to relocate?

As Time Goes By

Jean hears that her daughter is seeing a married man, Sandy has reservations about her new boyfriend, and Stephen and Penny pay a visit.

Dad's Army

Walker suggests to Jones that he should give the platoon his butchers van so that he can get free petrol for it. The plan backfires however, when Mainwaring converts the van to run on gas.

Gavin & Stacey

Stacey's getting used to being an 'Essex wife' but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped.

Doc Martin

Doc Martin and Louisa are finally going on a date. They have found the perfect spot for romance, the stunning grounds of a country house while classical music plays.

Room 101

This week Alistair McGowan, Hilary Devey and Josh Groban try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include children, Valentine's Day and smoking bans.

Orders Are Orders

Bilchester army barracks is invaded by an American film unit at the invitation of the adjutant, Captain Harper.

Gavin & Stacey

Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.

Room 101

This week Gregg Wallace, Gabby Logan and Sarah Millican try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include cashpoints, buffets and anti-social cats.

Yes Minister

A selection of episodes from the first series of the political sitcom.

The Royle Family

It's just a normal evening in at the Royles': Jim's piles are playing up, there's not an awful lot on telly, Antony and Darren are off to the Pear Tree after eating, and Baby David needs his nappy changed.

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

Documentary spoof in which Alan Partridge journeys around the north of 'Broken Britain'.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With guests Kelly Hoppen, Louis Smith, Henning Wehn and David O'Doherty.

Russell Howard's Good News

Topical comedy show in which Russell Howard offers up an energetic look at global goings-on and finds his own uniquely upbeat angle on the news each week.

Mock The Week

Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison return for a new series of the topical show. Micky Flanagan, Nathan Caton and Greg Davies are the guests.

The Royle Family

Jim's stripping the wallpaper in the dining room, and has roped Twiggy in to help. Balking at the £15/day charge for steamer hire, before long the whole family are attacking the walls with all manner of flat, sharp-edged implements.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson select their favourite bits from the last series for this special compilation show.

Cradle To Grave

Paying for daughter Sharon's dream wedding is giving Spud sleepless nights, whilst Danny has his own conundrum to solve.

QI

With Bill Bailey, Jack Dee and David Mitchell.

Just A Minute

Nicholas Parsons is joined by Paul Merton, Sheila Hancock, Tom Allen and Gyles Brandreth. Who is Sheila's flavour of the month? What has Tom got to say about the venerable telephone box? What was Paul's new year resolution and listen as Gyles sails very close to the wind...

Gimme Gimme Gimme

Tom's outraged when Linda reveals that she has turned their garden into a campsite. The residents are hardly normal holidaymakers, however - specifically the hardest screw from Linda's old Borstal, Miss Twitch, and her peculiar young male companion, the bearded, bedraggled Si.

Armando Iannucci's Charm Offensive

Recorded at the Pleasance Theatre at the Edinburgh Festival. The Olympics, bad names for restaurants and lads' mags were amongst the topics on discussion.

With Robin Ince, Lucy Porter and Matt Kirshen.

Absolutely Fabulous

It's a big night for Patsy as she gears up to present a prestigious style awards ceremony at the Royal Albert Hall. However it's destined to be a bigger night for Saffy, who suddenly goes into Labour, and without a doctor in sight.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

Gimme Gimme Gimme

Tom has a part in a small local theatre production, which has somehow attracted Tom Cruise to the lead role. Preparing for the premiere performance in his dressing room stress levels begin to rise, and with a little of Linda's mis-assistance, his make-up takes a turn for the bizarre.

Mock The Week

Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison return to discuss topics including the football. With guests Carl Donnelly, Jo Caulfield and Milton Jones.

The Now Show

Steve Punt, Hugh Dennis, Mae Martin, Andy Zaltzman, Jess Robinson and The Guardian's Maeve Shearlaw talk about the news.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular talking points by celebrity guests Freddie Flintoff, Lorraine Kelly, Josh Widdicombe and Rob Beckett.

The Chris Ramsey Show

Iain Stirling and Lolly Adefope are on the sofa this week and Chris challenges them to play a game of NIDHOGG, whilst legging it on a running machine. Also on the show, Made In Chelsea's Jamie Laing assists Chris for his challenge on a train, but will they find someone willing to have their hair cut by Chris?

The Sofa Of Time

Milford and Parker arrive in a magical world and embark on a quest.

Gavin & Stacey

Stacey's getting used to being an 'Essex wife' but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped.

Mock The Week

More topical comedy with Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison. The guests are Marcus Brigstocke, Gary Delaney and Zoe Lyons.

Gap Year

May has to go to a cousin's wedding in Hangzhou, and Ashley insists that Greg and Dylan tag along.

The Graham Norton Show

A compilation of highlights from the current series featuring a whole host of stars.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Topical Channel 4 comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. The questions are based on survey results and statistics.

Terry Pratchett's Eric

Rincewind, the most cowardly and incompetent wizard in all of Discworld, is attempting to escape the Dungeon Dimensions. And the Demon King of Hell. Oh, and a parrot.

The Nightly Show

In John Bishop's first show, he is joined by Grammy award-winning rock legend and frontman of The Who, Roger Daltrey, and there is also a surprise appearance of another pop icon.

Gavin & Stacey

Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.

QI

With John Sessions, Danny Baker and Hugh Laurie.

The Graham Norton Show

A compilation of highlights from the current series featuring a whole host of stars.

Peep Show

An increasing air of desperation surrounds Mark and Jeremy as they determine to enjoy their final days of freedom in credit crunch Croydon before Sophie's baby arrives.

Seann Walsh World

Tonight Seann deals with the grammar police, superhero 'Knight Warrior', a jedi hangover, and geriatric strippers.

Peep Show

Mark makes a final play for Dobby, the object of his desires.

Shooting Stars

A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the celebrity showbiz quiz.

Citizen Smith

When the TPF unwittingly stumble across secret, corrupt plans for a bypass right through Tooting, Wolfie thinks they've hit the jackpot. Leaking the details to the press could bring down the council and find them true fame. But is this one plot too far, even for our intrepid revolutionary?

Bo' Selecta!

A selection of episodes from the first series of the Leigh Francis sketch show.

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon and Tracey fear for their future when Darryl's parents visit.

Jason Byrne's Special Eye Live

TV broadcast of Jason Byrne's 2013 DVD release, Special Eye Live.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr asks 'what has the nation been talking about this week?'. This week he probably wishes he didn't have to...

Comedy Store

Mickey is stressed with life in the middle class and the amount of ketchup given in restaurants! Learn of his days as an international lover, dreams of being a van driver and more at the Comedy Store!

Anything Legal

Episode 8: With their business struggling, Charles and George turn to nanny.

Absolutely Delish

Both Rod (who's jobless) and Nadia (who's in love-limbo) need to revolutionise their lives. Health guru Leone promises to transform them from the inside out with a drastic diet. Written by Sophie Woolley.

Just A Minute

Nicholas Parsons is joined by Paul Merton, Sheila Hancock, Tom Allen and Gyles Brandreth. Who is Sheila's flavour of the month? What has Tom got to say about the venerable telephone box? What was Paul's new year resolution and listen as Gyles sails very close to the wind...