Schedule Thursday 23rd February 2017

In Loving Memory

Ivy's faith in human nature is challenged when a trusted old friend, Annie Greenhalgh, dies and contracts their services - but seemingly without making any arrangements to pay. Then they find a pawn ticket...

Dry Slopes

Episode 2, The Day of Judgement: Perpetually unemployed and friendless loser Angus Dry agonises over the death of a bee.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse faces the prospect of being written out of his own show, after Count Duckula kidnaps the writers and forces them to make him the star.

The Cold Swedish Winter

It is summer, and Geoff, Linda and baby Jon are off on holiday.

The Green Green Grass

Bored with life on the farm, Marlene throws herself into charity work. As a by-product of her efforts, Boycie senses an opportunity to become Sir Aubrey. Marlene, with the help of their staff, tries to use her charity contacts to help her husband achieve his dream. Unfortunately, life is very rarely that simple, particularly where Boycie and Marlene are concerned.

Stop Messing About!

Sketch comedy starring Kenneth Williams.

Go Jetters

The Go Jetters swing into action when Glitch uses real landmarks for his crazy golf course.

Horrible Histories

British Queen Boudica turns against her Roman masters and unleashes her wrecking ball on Colchester, St Albans and London. Meanwhile, across the world, famous emperors Caligula and Nero, dish out their own unique brand of Imperial nastiness.

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Know Your Place

Episode 2, Not to Be Used for Babies: Caretaker Ramsay awards the cleaner her own storeroom, but is keen the perk isn't abused.

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos learn all about down when Toodloo gets on a runaway roller-skate. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoo Screen creates a course for marbles to roll down.

Nineteen Ninety-Four

Episode 5, Power is Happiness: Edward could be up for promotion, but will it go to his head?

As Time Goes By

Jean comes up with a complicated plan to get rid of Mrs. Flack once and for all, whilst Alistair struggles to comprehend doing the precise opposite with Judith.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the first series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

On The Field

Craig has joined the army to get away from football, but somehow the game has followed him all the way to Basra. Has he got what it takes to be a hero?

Millie Inbetween

A selection of episodes from the third series of the children's comedy drama.

Stop Messing About!

Sketch comedy starring Kenneth Williams.

Know Your Place

Episode 2, Not to Be Used for Babies: Caretaker Ramsay awards the cleaner her own storeroom, but is keen the perk isn't abused.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth has arranged one of her candlelight suppers at which she plans to impress Emmet with her singing. Rose interrupts proceedings when she's too embarrassed to be picked up by one of her boyfriends at her own messy home.

As Time Goes By

Lionel takes up model boat building, which concerns the whole house as it's not like him at all to do something so sedentary. Alistair soon presents a book for him to adapt.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth and Richard take a weekend golfing break with the Major.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos learn all about down when Toodloo gets on a runaway roller-skate. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoo Screen creates a course for marbles to roll down.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Will hypnosis calm the nerves of those taking part in the Christmas concert?

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Room 101

Ex-politician Gyles Brandreth, Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm and Australian comedian Adam Hills try to dump acceptance speeches at award ceremonies, different types of toothpaste and abs into Room 101.

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon feels left out and jealous when Tracey invites her old best friend Trish to stay. Things soon turn around when Tracey becomes tired of Trish's obsession with the past and Sharon starts to bond with her.

Horrible Histories

British Queen Boudica turns against her Roman masters and unleashes her wrecking ball on Colchester, St Albans and London. Meanwhile, across the world, famous emperors Caligula and Nero, dish out their own unique brand of Imperial nastiness.

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

QI

With Vic Reeves, Arthur Smith and Clive Anderson.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

It's the day of the wedding and Bob decides to show his appreciation and present Terry with a prized possession - his photo album. As the day progresses, the nervous bridegroom swaps wedding vows and awaits, with trepidation, the best man's speech.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the second series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Would I Lie To You?

David Mitchell is joined by Frank Skinner and Bill Oddie, while Lee Mack is joined by Jon Richardson and Sarah Millican.

Yes Minister

A constituency matter concerning an expensive and unused art gallery and a near-bankrupt football club threatens to gouge a deep divide between Hacker and Sir Humphrey. Should art and culture for the middle classes be subsidised?

Gigglebiz

Gail Force reports live from a new playground and is very keen to try out all the new equipment. Gardener Will Barrow waters some very funny flowers and Professor Muddles has got a brand new invention to help tidy away toys.

Justin's House

With the help of the noisy neighbour and a few other tricks, Robert and Little Monster concoct a plan to stop Justin selling his house.

In Loving Memory

Ernie falls in love. Besotted, he begs Ivy to stop him from ruining his life by proposing! Billy is in agreement: he knows Ernie's new girlfriend, Mary, from his childhood. When the pair get caught in a storm, old truths will out.

'Allo 'Allo!

When Mimi appears in the square with news that the General freed everyone from the Communists, René and co. are delighted that they will not need to pay the ransom - but upon learning who the stolen money actually belongs to, they are soon desperately trying to get rid...

Nineteen Ninety-Four

Episode 5, Power is Happiness: Edward could be up for promotion, but will it go to his head?

Doctor At Large

Being a newly qualified Bachelor of Medicine, Michael Upton now has to find himself a job. He dreams of being a house surgeon and attends an interview for All Saints hospital but it does not go well. In the meantime he takes a temporary appointment at St. Swithin's.

Dry Slopes

Episode 2, The Day of Judgement: Perpetually unemployed and friendless loser Angus Dry agonises over the death of a bee.

Open All Hours

"Why don't we get engaged before we both grow a moustache?"
What's more fruitless - Arkwright's pursuit of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, or his attempt to sell tins of food without labels?

On The Buses

Stan offers to re-cover Mum's upholstery but he can only get hold of the material used for bus seats.

The Cold Swedish Winter

It is summer, and Geoff, Linda and baby Jon are off on holiday.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Will hypnosis calm the nerves of those taking part in the Christmas concert?

Open All Hours

Arkwright will do anything to get himself into Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's bedroom, including the use of a ladder and a box of chocolates. Meanwhile Granville takes to wearing tights on his head.

Meet David Sedaris

The American humorist returns with another series of comedic essays. The Understudy sees some questionable childcare from the child's point of view, and Big Boy is about a problem many of us have faced when one flush just is not enough.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A heartbroken Kevin asks for help in finding a lonely spot to be alone.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth has arranged one of her candlelight suppers at which she plans to impress Emmet with her singing. Rose interrupts proceedings when she's too embarrassed to be picked up by one of her boyfriends at her own messy home.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse considers a change of career when all the other Danger Agents become super-smart, due to a batch of genetically enhanced celery.

Horrible Histories

The Vikings launch their advert for We Sell Any Monk, Queen Elizabeth I surprises her court with some very odd laws, the sacrifice-obsessed Aztec priests sing their gruesome disco song, and we discover the Roman equivalent of text messaging.

Stop Messing About!

Sketch comedy starring Kenneth Williams.

As Time Goes By

Lionel takes up model boat building, which concerns the whole house as it's not like him at all to do something so sedentary. Alistair soon presents a book for him to adapt.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth and Richard take a weekend golfing break with the Major.

Know Your Place

Episode 2, Not to Be Used for Babies: Caretaker Ramsay awards the cleaner her own storeroom, but is keen the perk isn't abused.

Miranda

A selection of three episodes from the Miranda Hart sitcom.

QI

With Bill Bailey, Sandi Toksvig and Jason Manford.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Sue Perkins, presenter of The Great British Bake Off, actor Stephen Mangan and stand-up comedian Romesh Ranganathan set out to prove that lift buttons have more bacteria on them than toilet seats, that it's possible to walk on the ceiling using magnets and that, unlike women, men are unable to make their voices sounds sexier.

Monty Python's Personal Best

Terry Jones invites viewers into his home to talk his way through his proudest moments.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

It's the day of the wedding and Bob decides to show his appreciation and present Terry with a prized possession - his photo album. As the day progresses, the nervous bridegroom swaps wedding vows and awaits, with trepidation, the best man's speech.

Not Going Out

After a night spent out clubbing, Tim returns to the flat wearing the wrong coat, and convinces Lee to help him return it to its owner.

On The Field

Craig has joined the army to get away from football, but somehow the game has followed him all the way to Basra. Has he got what it takes to be a hero?

Yes Minister

A constituency matter concerning an expensive and unused art gallery and a near-bankrupt football club threatens to gouge a deep divide between Hacker and Sir Humphrey. Should art and culture for the middle classes be subsidised?

Not Going Out

When a twenty-year old girl turns up on Lee's doorstep and announces that he might be her father, Lee goes into immediate denial. Until, that is, he remembers a one-night stand he had at a party that Tim threw to celebrate the end of his accountancy exams back in the 1980s. Is Lee mature - or rich enough - to be a father?

A Private Function

Satire about food rationing and social climbing, set amidst post-war austerity Britain.

Absolutely Fabulous

A selection of three episodes from the Jennifer Saunders sitcom.

Behold The Monkey

Comedy based on the true story of a cleaner who restored a church fresco in Spain and became an overnight global internet sensation.

The Cold Swedish Winter

It is summer, and Geoff, Linda and baby Jon are off on holiday.

'Allo 'Allo!

When Mimi appears in the square with news that the General freed everyone from the Communists, René and co. are delighted that they will not need to pay the ransom - but upon learning who the stolen money actually belongs to, they are soon desperately trying to get rid...

Mock The Week

A selection of episodes from the 10th series of the satirical panel game.

Psychobitches

The final episode of Jeremy Dyson's witty sketch show sees Kathy Burke reveal the secret behind Mona Lisa's smile.

Absolutely Fabulous

A major e-mail mishap leads to an exodus of clients from Eddy's business. Whilst she struggles to salvage a morsel from her TV and PR enterprises, Patsy is diagnosed with osteoporosis, and Saffy forces the pair to attend a meeting of Menopause Anonymous.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

The Chris Ramsey Show

This week, Sara Pascoe and Adam Hess try to guess which audience member ended up in Barcelona after a boozy night out in Essex, they dodge paintballs whilst playing the ultimate video game, Call of Duty, and Chris decides to get a party going on the train with help from radio DJ Roman Kemp.

Rubbish

Episode 3, Excited: Martin is persuaded to take control of his life. But this is harder than it looks when it involves scaling the fire-fighter's climbing tower naked.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr and the regulars are joined by James Corden and Jack Dee. Countdown's Susie Dent is in with the help of Joe Lycett.

Hut 33

It's 1942, the war is not going well, and the codebreakers of Bletchley Park are under even more pressure than before.

Peep Show

Mark continues to be tormented by doubts about the advisability of marrying Sophie, and joins a gym to spend as much time away from her as possible. Meanwhile, Jeremy starts working as a cleaner in a bid to get closer to ex-wife Nancy, hoping against hope for a reconciliation.

Urban Myths: When Cary Grant Introduced Timothy Leary To LSD

A comedy drama based upon Cary Grant's LSD-taking.

Room 101

Actor Charles Dance, TV presenter Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and stand-up Andi Osho attempt to deposit beige, people who make up rules in Monopoly, and George Osborne into Room 101.

Peep Show

Jeremy gets a job working as a handyman for his hero, techno musician Russell, but Mark suspects Russell's motivation.

Mark goes to a school reunion and considers embarking on an illicit affair with a girl he used to fancy.

The Chris Ramsey Show

This week, Sara Pascoe and Adam Hess try to guess which audience member ended up in Barcelona after a boozy night out in Essex, they dodge paintballs whilst playing the ultimate video game, Call of Duty, and Chris decides to get a party going on the train with help from radio DJ Roman Kemp.

Not Going Out

To impress Lucy, Lee starts training for a 10 kilometre Fun Run only to injure himself immediately. In an effort to hide the injury from Lucy, he gets himself a secret sports massage, but this just leads to more trouble.

Big School

A new year is starting at Greybridge, and Miss Postern intends to kick it off with an inspiring careers workshop with guest speaker Fenella Forbes, a best-selling childrens' author.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With Simon Amstell, Mel Giedroyc, Lee Mack and Richard Madeley.

Big School

It's Miss Postern's birthday - but unfortunately it seems she's the only member of the Greybridge teaching staff who has remembered.

Spaced

A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom by and starring Simon Pegg and Jessica Hynes.

Gap Year

Sean is horrified to discover that his best mate Dylan has a secret plan that threatens to derail their 'lads holiday' to China. Things start looking up with they meet two American girls.

Shooting Stars

With David Hamilton, Sue Cook, Robbie Coltrane, Denise Van Outen.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr and the regulars are joined by James Corden and Jack Dee. Countdown's Susie Dent is in with the help of Joe Lycett.

Adam Hills: Happyism Live

TV broadcast of Austrailian comedian Adam Hills's 2013 live UK DVD, Happyism.

Shooting Stars

With Adam Ant, Fern Britton, Wayne Hemingway and Melinda Messenger.

Gavin & Stacey

Bryn is in his element as he awaits the arrival of his house guests - all the Essex boys are coming down for a big night out in Cardiff and having a sleepover at his place.

Harry Enfield & Chums

Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.

The Girl On The Boat

Entanglements abound as charming but bumbling Englishman Sam attempts to win the hand of sweet-natured American Billie.

Nineteen Ninety-Four

Episode 5, Power is Happiness: Edward could be up for promotion, but will it go to his head?

Dry Slopes

Episode 2, The Day of Judgement: Perpetually unemployed and friendless loser Angus Dry agonises over the death of a bee.

The Cold Swedish Winter

It is summer, and Geoff, Linda and baby Jon are off on holiday.