Schedule Tuesday 21st February 2017

In Loving Memory

When a hearse is reported to have been involved in a smash-and-grab at a nearby jewellery shop, Ivy is convinced that Billy's turned to crime. Meanwhile, a mysterious Welshman keeps phoning Unsworth's with tip-offs.

Control Group Six

Episode 2: In singles bars, Dr Heaven continues his search for love. And Frank. Though not simultaneously.

Danger Mouse

Greenback unleashes a new strain of elephant flu upon the world! Will Penfold's immunity to the virus save the day?

Mark Watson Talks A Bit About Life

Mark, Tim and Tom ask how we measure success. They draw on modern definitions of success and decide which ones are worthwhile.

The Green Green Grass

Marlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.

Steptoe And Son

The Colour Problem: Albert and Harold argue over buying a TV or a car.

Go Jetters

It's Go Jetters glow when Glitch uses some glow worms for his disco pizzazz in New Zealand.

Horrible Histories

Egyptian queen Cleopatra clashes with her brother, seizes power and hooks up with great Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Mark Antony. Meanwhile, across the world, we catch up with the thoughts of famous Chinese philosopher Confucius and encounter the less glamorous side of life in Rome.

The Men From The Ministry

A Testing Time: Times are changing - can the bungling duo pass new civil service exams?

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

The News Quiz

This week Miles presides over a panel of news hounds in the form of Jeremy Hardy, Romesh Ranganathan, Simon Evans and Gina Yashere. All the week's big political goings-on with a story about horses and tequila at the end to take the edge off.

The Balloon Goes Up

Comedy duo Ethel Revnell and Gracie West masquerade as WAAFs on a balloon site and help the authorities capture a group of spies.

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Twirlywoos

The Box brings them a rainy cloud, which makes the Boat wet too!

Creme De La Crime

Michael Feydeau and David Pershore probe the mysterious curse of a mummy.

As Time Goes By

Lionel increasingly feels he's living in David's house, and Sandy leaves Nick for good so Judith invites her to stay. The change of circumstances bring living arrangements to the front of everyone's minds.

The Happiness Of Three Women

Story of a Welsh postman's efforts to bring happiness into lives of assortment of people.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of three episodes from Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Danger Mouse

Duty has called, and the world's greatest secret agent, Danger Mouse is blasting back onto our screens.

Steptoe And Son

The Colour Problem: Albert and Harold argue over buying a TV or a car.

The Men From The Ministry

A Testing Time: Times are changing - can the bungling duo pass new civil service exams?

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy takes a toyboy and tries to encourage Onslow to become more ardent.

Danger Mouse

A selection of three episodes of the revived classic cartoon.

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean decide to take advantage of the country house for a quiet, relaxing weekend. However, things don't quite go as planned when a group of Madge and Rocky's friends arrive unannounced.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth quite enjoys a family christening - except when it's Daisy's family!

Twirlywoos

The Box brings them a rainy cloud, which makes the Boat wet too!

Steptoe And Son

Albert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Room 101

Dragons' Den star Kelly Hoppen, stand-up Miles Jupp and TV presenter Vernon Kay try to banish sliding doors, limp handshakes and people who litter forever.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse faces his toughest challenge ever as a mysterious super-villain releases all the villains from Arkwright and plots the end of our hero.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse faces his toughest challenge ever as a mysterious super-villain releases all the villains from Arkwright and plots the end of our hero.

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon reminds Tracey that she used to be a hooligan when she complains about the neighbour's kids throwing a party. Sharon is depressed about her 30th birthday and her lack of fulfillment. Lisa makes her a tempting offer, but is all as it seems?

Horrible Histories

Egyptian queen Cleopatra clashes with her brother, seizes power and hooks up with great Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Mark Antony. Meanwhile, across the world, we catch up with the thoughts of famous Chinese philosopher Confucius and encounter the less glamorous side of life in Rome.

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

QI

With Dara O'Briain, Phill Jupitus and Bill Bailey.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

Mrs Chambers meticulous planning for Bob and Thelma's wedding is reaching mammoth proportions and, after hearing he has to wear top hat and tails, Terry goads the men into a mini rebellion - and they find an unexpected ally amongst the women.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the first series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Would I Lie To You?

David Mitchell is joined by Gregg Wallace and Nigel Havers, and Lee Mack is joined by Charlie Brooker and Nina Wadia.

Yes Minister

Hacker is flattered when the PM appoints him as the Government's new 'transport supremo', tasked with forging a grand, unified national transport policy. Sir Humphrey, however, is less than keen, and has a revelation to bring Jim back down to Earth with a bump.

Gigglebiz

The Lost Pirate has got a plan to find his way off a desert island - he's going to send a message in a bottle. Newsreader Arthur Sleep mistakes his diary for the news script.

Justin's House

Justin's house hosts the first ever Justinship Games, and Justin dreams of winning a gold medal.

Puzzle Panel

Episode 3: More testing brain teasers with Chris Maslanka, Anne Bradford, Professor David Singmaster and William Harston.

In Loving Memory

Unable to satisfy his latest girlfriend, Annie, out on the moors, Billy decides it's time he gets a home of his own. Fortuitously, his cousin Donald arrives unannounced and seems a perfect taker for his old room.

'Allo 'Allo!

All hell is breaking loose in Nouvion: the captured Generals are free, Von Klinkerhoffen is sending Gruber and Colonel Von Strohm to the Russian front, and René is sent to collect the paintings before helping them escape to South America!

Babblewick Hall

When idealistic Fenton Babblewick inherits his uncle's Yorkshire estate, it's the perfect opportunity to realise his utopian dreams. But for his manservant, August Snipe, the move to Babblewick Hall is a nightmare - the house is cold, full of farm animals and worst of all "it's in the north" - a lifetime away from the comforts of London.

Rising Damp

New resident Ambrose claims he has the power of hypnosis due to his gypsy blood. Rigsby is initially sceptcial, but soon wonders if Ambrose's abilities could be used in his favour.

Control Group Six

Episode 2: In singles bars, Dr Heaven continues his search for love. And Frank. Though not simultaneously.

Gavin & Stacey

After being phone buddies for months Gavin and Stacey finally arrange a rendezvous.

On The Buses

Stan and Jack are lumbered with last-minute Christmas Day duty after the rostered clippie falls ill, which spoils the whole family's plans for dinner.

Mark Watson Talks A Bit About Life

Mark, Tim and Tom ask how we measure success. They draw on modern definitions of success and decide which ones are worthwhile.

Gavin & Stacey

Nessa and Dave's wedding is fast approaching and the preparations are in full swing. Stacey breaks some life-changing news to Gavin while Bryn and Jason finally put their big secret to bed.

The Good Companions

Musical comedy following the ups-and-downs of a touring concert party and its members.

Steptoe And Son

Albert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.

Mark Watson Talks A Bit About Life

Mark asks why it is so hard to get to the bottom of what makes people look and feel good, and if this eternal quest will ever end.

How Tickled Am I?

Mark Radcliffe on the man who gave us Mr Muddlecombe JP and 'The Day War Broke Out'.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Keen to emulate his late father, Tom is affected by stories of Compo's cycling expertise/

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy takes a toyboy and tries to encourage Onslow to become more ardent.

Danger Mouse

The heroes find themselves fighting for their lives on an alien world in Quark's latest money-spinning sports event.

Horrible Histories

Some tantalising tastes are on the menu this week as Henry VIII extols the virtues of his "all meat, no vegetables" diet plan and a variety of unusual courses are dished up in Aztec Come Dine With Me.

Steptoe And Son

The Colour Problem: Albert and Harold argue over buying a TV or a car.

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean decide to take advantage of the country house for a quiet, relaxing weekend. However, things don't quite go as planned when a group of Madge and Rocky's friends arrive unannounced.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth quite enjoys a family christening - except when it's Daisy's family!

The Men From The Ministry

A Testing Time: Times are changing - can the bungling duo pass new civil service exams?

Only Fools And Horses

After flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job?

Only Fools And Horses

With the bankruptcy court ordering the family home in Nelson Mandela house to be auctioned, the Trotters' financial nightmare is fast approaching meltdown.

Combined with Cassandra about to give birth at anytime, Marlene's mysterious disappearance and Trigger behaving even more bizarrely than usual, its little wonder that no one is sleeping soundly in Peckham.

Lesbian Vampire Killers

Comedy horror about two best friends who must become lesbian vampire killers in order to survive an ancient curse.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

Mrs Chambers meticulous planning for Bob and Thelma's wedding is reaching mammoth proportions and, after hearing he has to wear top hat and tails, Terry goads the men into a mini rebellion - and they find an unexpected ally amongst the women.

Urban Myths: Muhammad Ali

Comedy drama about Muhammad Ali talking a suicidal stranger down from a ledge.

Benidorm

Gavin discovers that Troy is apparently cheating on him. The Oracle's tall tales get him in trouble with the police. Diana comes to help her recently conned son Martin but only succeeds in making him feel much, much worse. Mel and Madge end up taking to the stage at The Benidorm Palace.

Live At The Apollo

Alan Carr introduces, in his own inimitable style, sets from the fabulous Andi Osho and the always magnificent Patrick Kielty.

QI

Shakespeare-themed special with Bill Bailey, David Mitchell and Sue Perkins.

Yes Minister

Hacker is flattered when the PM appoints him as the Government's new 'transport supremo', tasked with forging a grand, unified national transport policy. Sir Humphrey, however, is less than keen, and has a revelation to bring Jim back down to Earth with a bump.

You, Me And The Apocalypse

17 days to go. Deeply unhappy about the choices he has made in the name of professional duty, Scotty tries to make amends. However, his actions fail to go down
well with Gaines.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

A selection of three episodes of the statistical panel game.

Mark Watson Talks A Bit About Life

Mark, Tim and Tom ask how we measure success. They draw on modern definitions of success and decide which ones are worthwhile.

Celebrity Juice

Guests this time are TV presenter Davina McCall, reality star Joey Essex, EastEnders' Natalie Cassidy and Coronation Street's Michelle Keegan.

dinnerladies

It's Monday and aside from a missing delivery of granary torpedos, the team must also deal with a new, inexperienced and somewhat naive human resources manager.

'Allo 'Allo!

All hell is breaking loose in Nouvion: the captured Generals are free, Von Klinkerhoffen is sending Gruber and Colonel Von Strohm to the Russian front, and René is sent to collect the paintings before helping them escape to South America!

Two Thousand Years Of Radio

It is the year 1206, and DJ Suzanne Canker has fallen for new hero on the block Robin the Hood.

Absolutely Fabulous

Following on a theory of appearing a 'donkey' in comparison to Patsy's 'racehorse', Edina commits herself to lose weight. Will the desired effects be seen fast enough?

The Problem With Adam Bloom

Neither a borrower nor a lender be. Adam Bloom explores what happens when you give something to someone and then ask for it back. With stand-up reconstructions and help from Rob Rouse.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

dinnerladies

The toaster breaks down, but the company refuses to pay for a new one; Bren fails to make it to the TV studio in time to play for the final £10,000 prize; and Petula's time on this earth does indeed finally come to an end. Unfortunately, there's still more upsetting news in store for the canteen staff.

Withnail & I

Film following the drink-and drug-fuelled misadventures of two struggling actors in a squalid London flat and an isolated Lake District cottage.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain hosts the topical panel show as guests Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Sara Pascoe and Romesh Ranganathan discuss topics including today's Scottish Independence Referendum vote.

The Nick Revell Show

Episode 4: The writer has quit smoking and is jetting off, but the geraniums don't want him to go.

Arthur Smith's Balham Bash

Paul Sinha in the lounge, Milton Jones in the bedroom and Glenn Tilbrook in the kitchen provide music and nourishment in the shape of Welsh rarebit. Pippa Evans, as singer-songwriter Loretta Maine, lends a hand too.

Peep Show

A selection of episodes from the third series of the Mitchell and Webb sitcom.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain hosts the topical panel show as guests Rob Beckett, Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan and Holly Walsh take a satirical swipe at the week's news.

Carry On Henry

Historical hamming from the Carry On regulars. Henry VIII is up in arms about the garlic breath of his wife, Marie de Normandy.

Urban Myths: Waiting For Andre

Comedy drama charting Samuel Beckett as chauffeur to a young André the Giant.

What A Performance! Pioneers Of Popular Entertainment

Frank and Suzy explore the birth of Britain's first mass entertainment industry: the 19th century music hall.

QI

With Sean Lock, Jo Brand and Jimmy Carr.

How Tickled Am I?

Mark Radcliffe on the man who gave us Mr Muddlecombe JP and 'The Day War Broke Out'.

I Live With Models

Tommy struggles to turn down sex with a woman who he finds unbearable. Molly pretends to be in a relationship with Scarlet to boost her online following, but does Scarlet know?

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

Alan Davies hosts Davina McCall, Jimmy Carr, Alice Levine and Reginald D Hunter as they discuss meeting their heroes, crisps, shopping queues and Davina's 90s dating show, Streetmate.

Drop The Dead Donkey

A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of the newsroom sitcom.

dinnerladies

It's Monday and aside from a missing delivery of granary torpedos, the team must also deal with a new, inexperienced and somewhat naive human resources manager.

Live At The Apollo

Alan Carr introduces, in his own inimitable style, sets from the fabulous Andi Osho and the always magnificent Patrick Kielty.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jon Richardson and Michelle Wolf take on guest captain Jonathan Ross with Johnny Vegas. Pappy's join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

dinnerladies

The toaster breaks down, but the company refuses to pay for a new one; Bren fails to make it to the TV studio in time to play for the final £10,000 prize; and Petula's time on this earth does indeed finally come to an end. Unfortunately, there's still more upsetting news in store for the canteen staff.

Mount Pleasant

Lisa and Dan struggle to keep up the pretence that they're still together, and Shelley's had enough of Greg's lies.

Dara O Briain: Craic Dealer

TV broadcast of Dara O Briain's 2012 live stand-up DVD.

Shooting Stars

With Frank Bough, Clare Grogan, John Thomson and Sarah White.

Shooting Stars

With Tanya Bryer, Mariella Frostrup, Leo Sayer and Anthony Worrall-Thompson.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

The guests joining Jimmy, Jon and Sean this week are Johnny Vegas, Joe Lycett, Joey Essex from The Only Way Is Essex and Jennifer Metcalfe from Hollyoaks.

Gavin & Stacey

Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff, Stacey is thrilled to be back in Barry, Smithy is still in Essex, and Nessa is adjusting to life in Dave's caravan in Sully. The weekend brings with it a big reunion, as everyone meets up for the christening of baby Neil.

The Alternative Comedy Experience

Satirist Andy Zaltzman is joined on tonight's line up by Alan Parker, Liam Mullone, Simon Munnery, Tony Law, Hattie Hayridge, and glasses wearing John Hegley. Backstage interviews from Stewart Lee.

Puzzle Panel

Episode 3: More testing brain teasers with Chris Maslanka, Anne Bradford, Professor David Singmaster and William Harston.

Babblewick Hall

When idealistic Fenton Babblewick inherits his uncle's Yorkshire estate, it's the perfect opportunity to realise his utopian dreams. But for his manservant, August Snipe, the move to Babblewick Hall is a nightmare - the house is cold, full of farm animals and worst of all "it's in the north" - a lifetime away from the comforts of London.

Control Group Six

Episode 2: In singles bars, Dr Heaven continues his search for love. And Frank. Though not simultaneously.

Mark Watson Talks A Bit About Life

Mark, Tim and Tom ask how we measure success. They draw on modern definitions of success and decide which ones are worthwhile.