Schedule Saturday 18th February 2017
6:10am
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
A selection of episodes from the first series of the classic comedy drama.
6:45am
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Fools Rush In
A repeat of this 1949 film.
6:45am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 21 - Some HolidayWhen Sooty and the gang win a luxury holiday, none of them can wait to get packing. But with Sweep trying to mend the broken china, and Richard stuck on the phone, will they ever get away?
7:10am
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Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 34 - Tutan KutieCleo is feeling lonely as the only 4,000-year-old Ancient Egyptian child in town, but that all changes when her ex-boyfriend Tutan Kutie turns up. But is he all that he seems?
7:10am
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Episode 12Two teams fight it out to dodge detention. Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Suleman and Mina and special guests Hacker T Dog, Ellie Taylor, Marlon Davis and Gareth Richards, who battle it out in a series of hilarious rounds and challenges.
7:20am
(repeat)
Top Of The Town
Poking fun at bands in a surviving series extract from gap-toothed comic Terry-Thomas.
7:35am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 13 - RoadworksMr Bean's tranquillity is shattered by deafening roadworks outside his bedroom window. Threats, sabotage and subterfuge all fail to quell the cacophony until Bean has the ingenious idea of feeding the workmen into peaceful submission. But the silence ends with a bang!
7:50am
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To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 5Richard panics during an awkward business negotiation, and invites an attractive cosmetics producer to Grantleigh - to meet his wife!
7:55am
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Lucky Jim
Ian Carmichael stars in a humorous romp based on the novel by Kingsley Amis about an unlucky lecturer.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 10 - Chichen Itza, MexicoGrandmaster Glitch's giant ball game threatens El Castillo. Can the Go Jetters bounce back and save it?
8:15am
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Mapp & Lucia
TV series based on the 1930s books by EF Benson. Prunella Scales and Geraldine McEwan star.
8:30am
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To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 6Richard faces a coup in the boardroom. Alarmed at the prospect of another new owner at Grantleigh, Audrey steps in to lend a hand.
9am15 min
Pls Like
Series 1, Episode 2 - Fashion & BeautyThis week Liam enters the world of fashion and beauty vlogging. To teach Liam about doing promo videos, Millipede and fellow beauty vlogger, Chloe Sass, give him a makeover (and a very bad rash).
9:10am
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Christmas Special - The Man In The Long Black CoatSeven months after Patrick gunned down one hundred of his garden gnomes in cold blood, Victor still has a score to settle with his next-door neighbour. Meanwhile, down on his allotment all is not what it would appear with a pile of horse manure bought from a dodgy character.
10:10am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 9 - Valentine's BeanBean tries to be romantic but his idea of what that means proves very different to Irma's!
10:10am10 min
Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 20 - Too Many RoysRoy wishes he was the leader of something. He daydreams about commanding a troop of little Little Roys, but the mini soldiers escape from his thought bubble. Roy orders them to do his chores, but they go on strike and start messing up the house. Will Roy learn how to work with them before they destroy Bill's precious jigsaw?
10:20am
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Carry On Admiral
1957 British comedy film directed by Val Guest. Not part of the Carry On series of films, which it predates, though it is similar in tone and style.
10:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 31st series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
10:25am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 10 - All You Can EatHaving forgotten Irma's coming for dinner, Mr Bean rushes to the supermarket. There he enters a competition to win a trolley of free food!
11am60 min
Fighting Talk
Series 14, Episode 20Former Australia, Middlesbrough and Fulham goalkeeper Mark Schwarzer, professional chef Tom Kerridge, sports presenter Jennie Gow and comedian Paul Sinha join Colin Murray for an hour of sporting punditry.
11:30am
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A Funny Kind Of...
A Funny Kind Of World, Episode 1Julia Sutherland introduces an international range of comedians, including Tommy Tiernan, with honest and challenging stand-up and chat covering race, religion and culture.
12pm
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Counterfeit Cat
Episode 25 - 9 LivesMax panics when he realises he's already lost six of his nine lives!
12pm
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Absolutely Delish
Episode 3 - Flying The NestEd and Annie are planning a special dinner for their two children. They've spent hours preparing, created the right kind of ambience and have carefully chosen the menu. After all, the family that eats together stays together. But tonight there might just be a few surprises on the kitchen table. Written by Alice Birch.
12:15pm
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Counterfeit Cat
Episode 26 - Breaking BreadMax and Gark harness Gark's laser-toasting powers to make the most delicious bread crumbs in the world.
12:20pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
2006/2007 Specials, New Year Special - The Vicar In WhiteThe date of the wedding is fast approaching, and the Vicar's delighted to be attending in a dress rather than a dog collar. However, the villagers decide that their gift to the happy couple will be to organise everything for them - something Geri was actually rather looking forward to, thank you!
12:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
12:30pm
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The News Quiz
Series 92, Episode 7This week Miles presides over a panel of news hounds in the form of Jeremy Hardy, Romesh Ranganathan, Simon Evans and Gina Yashere. All the week's big political goings-on with a story about horses and tequila at the end to take the edge off.
12:30pm
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Know Your Place
Episode 1, Lift Off: Jobsworth caretaker Ramsay Potts' love of rules sparks catastrophe for an MP in a lift.
12:45pm
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Millie Inbetween
Series 3, Episode 10 - PlaydateMum and Mike plan a half-term caravan holiday, but the kids rebel. When the holiday is cancelled Millie arranges a 'playdate' for them over at Dad and Amber's.
12:55pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
1pm
(repeat)
Daf's Cabs
A sitcom pilot on BBC Radio Wales about a taxi company.
1:05pm
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Carry On Matron
Medical-based comedy from the Carry On team. A gang plan to raid a maternity hospital to steal a gigantic stock of birth control pills.
1:15pm
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Millie Inbetween
Series 3, Episode 11 - Valentine's DayLauren is completely loved-up and ignoring Millie. Missing her sister's attention, Millie pretends she's had a valentine from a new boyfriend. Meanwhile, Craig impresses Fran when he sticks up for Jake.
1:30pm
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An Ideal Husband
Film based on Oscar Wilde's play, starring Rupert Everett as Lord Arthur Goring, described by his friends as "the idlest man in London".
1:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
2pm60 min version (repeat)
2:45pm
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Uncle Mort's South Country
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Brothers RottenCarter Brandon and his uncle let rip at their food, the clergy and the army.
2:55pm
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Follow That Camel
Comedy from the Carry On team about a young English aristocrat who joins the Foreign Legion. Phil Silvers guest stars.
3pm60 min version (repeat)
3:05pm
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Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 20 - Too Many RoysRoy wishes he was the leader of something. He daydreams about commanding a troop of little Little Roys, but the mini soldiers escape from his thought bubble. Roy orders them to do his chores, but they go on strike and start messing up the house. Will Roy learn how to work with them before they destroy Bill's precious jigsaw?
4pm
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Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 6 - Very Pongy CheeseJustin and Robert get given some very pongy cheese, but the horrible smell makes Little Monster run away and attracts the attention of Funella Furchester and a very cheeky mouse. Guest starring Louise Gold.
4:05pm
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St Trinian's
Revival of the classic film series, sttarring Rupert Everett and Colin Firth. The girls rally round when the school is faced with financial ruin.
4:55pm
(repeat)
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 9 - Valentine's BeanBean tries to be romantic but his idea of what that means proves very different to Irma's!
5pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.
5:10pm
(repeat)
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 10 - All You Can EatHaving forgotten Irma's coming for dinner, Mr Bean rushes to the supermarket. There he enters a competition to win a trolley of free food!
5:20pm
(repeat)
Top Of The Town
Poking fun at bands in a surviving series extract from gap-toothed comic Terry-Thomas.
6pm
(repeat)
6:30pm
(repeat)
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Episode 12Two teams fight it out to dodge detention. Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Suleman and Mina and special guests Hacker T Dog, Ellie Taylor, Marlon Davis and Gareth Richards, who battle it out in a series of hilarious rounds and challenges.
7pm
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Legends Of British Comedy
Episode 1 - "Stop Messin' About!" - The Very Best Of Kenneth WilliamsMatron! Kenneth Williams' saucy delivery made him one of our best-loved comic actors. Alongside rare footage, the Carry On team pay tribute to the late entertainer.
7pm
(repeat)
Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
7:55pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
8pm
(repeat)
Jonathan Creek
Series 4, Episode 6 - Gorgon's WoodWhen the disappearance of a porcelain figure of a mustic monk sets off a train of tragic events, the trail takes Jonathan and Carla to a mysterious wood.
8pm
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Doc Martin
Series 5, Episode 8 - Ever AfterMrs Tishell's long standing crush on Dr Martin Ellingham takes a dramatic turn in this final episode in the series.
8:20pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
8:30pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 1 - Operation KiltThe platoon take part in an exercise in which they must protect the church hall from being captured by full-time soldiers lead by a Scottish captain.
9pm
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Blackadder
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the comic historic saga.
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 11 (Channel 4: Series 12), Episode 6Jon Richardson and Michelle Wolf take on guest captain Jonathan Ross with Johnny Vegas. Pappy's join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 2 - Jason Manford, Chris Ramsey, Doc BrownJason Manford presents special guests Chris Ramsey and Doc Brown.
9pm
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Hot Fuzz
Hit comedy film from Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright. PC Nicholas Angel transfers from London's Met Police to the sleepy village of Sandford.
9:20pm55 min
Through The Keyhole
Series 4, Episode 7On the panel this time are former boxing world champion David Haye, soap star Samia Ghadie and TV presenter Dave Berry.
10pm
(repeat)
How To Get Ahead In Advertising
Satire on advertising, starring Richard E. Grant as an ad man in the midst of a breakdown.
10pm
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Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the third series of the cornershop sitcom.
10pm
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You, Me And The Apocalypse
Episode 714 days to go. The end of the world is nigh. Scotty is forced to choose between sister Rhonda and Operation Saviour when he spots a crucial error in the plan to save the world.
10pm
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Mark Steel's In Town
Series 5, Episode 3 - St. DavidsMark performs from the City Hall in St. Davids, Pembrokeshire, which is city (technically). He discusses lifeboats, art and wildlife, and discovers that in this sleepy coastal community, they are sometimes very rude but sometimes very, very friendly. Almost too friendly. But only if you're into that sort of thing.
10:25pm30 min
Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 7 - Keeping Up With The Kim-Jong-AshiansSam looks at the latest developments in the Kim Jong family, Ann Widdecombe weighs in on Brexit and prison reform, and the panel assess just how much of a dickhead Piers Morgan really is.
10:30pm
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Miranda Hart's Joke Shop
Episode 4 - What An ExcuseMiranda's mother tries desperately to play Cupid for Miranda.
10:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 47, Episode 6David Mitchell is joined by guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Susan Calman.
11pm
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Bottom
Series 3, Episode 1 - HoleAfter an evening at the fair, Richie and Eddie are rather alarmed to find themselves trapped at the top of Europe's largest ferris wheel for the night. Then everything gets much worse.
11pm
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4 Extra Stands Up
Series 1, Episode 4Janey Godley's line-up includes Tony Law and Hari Sriskantha. Recorded at The Stand Comedy Club.
11:05pm
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Parenting For Idiots
Episode 3 - RulesThe last episode takes a humorous look at the importance of attempting to put in place some basic rules while raising your little ones, from sticking to a routine to instilling discipline.
11:15pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Episode 7In the penultimate episode, James Corden and Co are joined by Olympic diver Tom Daley, athlete Katarina Johnson-Thompson and stand-up comic Romesh Ranganathan.
11:40pm
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Bottom
Series 3, Episode 2 - TerrorHedgehog and Spudgun visit for a Halloween party. It's only a matter of time before Richie decides to summon the dark lord and exchange his soul for an eternity of sex and money...
11:40pm
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This Country
Series 1, Episode 2 - MandyWhen Kerry's neighbour Mandy Harris starts a tattoo business, Kerry is delighted to be one of her first customers. Meanwhile, Kurtan fixates on trying to track down a long-lost school friend.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 8With guest host Robert Lindsay and panellists Alan Johnson and Katherine Ryan.
11:45pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 1 (Channel 4: Series 2), Episode 4Sarah Millican and Chris Ramsey play the game with Sean, Jon and Jimmy this week. Susie Dent is joined in Dictionary Corner by Abandoman, while Rachel Riley dispenses the letters and numbers with a little help from comedian Joe Wilkinson.
Midnight
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Gonks Go Beat
In the far future, Earth has split into two rival populaces based on musical taste. A representative of the Galaxy is sent to unite the factions.
Midnight
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Lee Evans XL Tour 2005 Live
Stand-up Lee Evans returns to Wales, the land of his ancestors, to perform to over 4,000 fans at the Cardiff International Arena.
12:20am
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Bottom Live 2001: An Arse Oddity
Another stage show starring Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson. This time, Richie & Eddie are stranded on a Pacific island.
12:40am
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Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 4 - RunningTo impress Lucy, Lee starts training for a 10 kilometre Fun Run only to injure himself immediately. In an effort to hide the injury from Lucy, he gets himself a secret sports massage, but this just leads to more trouble.
1am
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Episode 7Richard Ayoade and David Walliams return to the show, and Olympic boxing champion Nicola Adams also takes part.
1:15am
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 1, Highlights Special - ExtraA selection of previously unseen bits and highlights from the series in which Lee Mack tested random bits of trivia with a selection of guests.
1:20am
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Adam Hills: Happyism Live
TV broadcast of Austrailian comedian Adam Hills's 2013 live UK DVD, Happyism.
1:20am
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Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 5 - ExaminationLucy finds herself working on a Government initiative encouraging men to regularly check themselves for lumps. Eager to please Lucy, Lee follows the campaign's advice and discovers something he wasn't expecting.
2:10am
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Bill Hicks: Relentless
Hicks's stand-up show, recorded live at the 1991 Just For Laughs festival in Montreal.
2:15am
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Black Books
A selection of episodes from the third series of the bookshop sitcom.
2:20am
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Comedy Store
Mickey is stressed with life in the middle class and the amount of ketchup given in restaurants! Learn of his days as an international lover, dreams of being a van driver and more at the Comedy Store!
2:30am
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The Last Leg
Series 10, Episode 4Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe are joined by Victoria Coren Mitchell to look at what has been going on in the world.
2:45am
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Uncle Mort's South Country
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Brothers RottenCarter Brandon and his uncle let rip at their food, the clergy and the army.
2:50am
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Live At The Electric
Series 3, Episode 2There's a very nasty bug going around in WitTank present The School, a particularly horrific party is being hosted by The Twins Macabre and the social etiquette of visiting public toilets is carefully explained by Chastity Butterworth.
3:20am
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Nighty Night
Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.
3:20am
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Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 3 - CampingIn a desperate bid to prove his manliness, Lee joins Tim, Daisy and Lucy on a camping weekend in the middle of a dark spooky forest.
5:20am
(repeat)
Top Of The Town
Poking fun at bands in a surviving series extract from gap-toothed comic Terry-Thomas.