Schedule Saturday 4th February 2017
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 17 - The Dance CompetitionSooty Sweep, Soo and Richard take to the ballroom floor in Mr Slater's annual dance competition - but who will win the prize? Guest starring Helen Pearson.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 9 - Heartbreak HeistWhen Otto learns that the Farr family treasure lies buried somewhere beneath Scream Street, he forces Cleo to help him find it - by holding her heart to ransom! Unfortunately dim-witted Cleo's Dad has forgotten where the treasure is, so as everyone tries to find it, the situation becomes a race against time to save Cleo's heart.
Blandings
Series 2, Episode 6 - Necessary RhinoDunstable's even more irascible brother Hannibal (guest star John Sessions) is terrorising Clarence over a dubious painting. Meanwhile, Connie decides to get Hannibal married to her new American friend Vanessa. Freddie and Gally resolve to spare Vanessa (Daisy Beaumont) this grisly fate.
Law And Disorder
Classic 1950s film starring Michael Redgrave as a con man who poses as a clergyman until his son begins to pursue a legal career.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Eiffel Tower, FranceIn France, Grandmaster Glitch breaks the Eiffel Tower when he uses it as a TV aerial. Can the Go Jetters fix it?
School For Scoundrels
Comedy about a born loser who enrols at the College of Lifemanship and learns how to charm and ease his way to the top with the minimum of effort.
Blandings
Series 2, Episode 7 - Custody Of The PumpkinConnie plans to marry Freddie off to Sir Gregory Parsloe-Parsloe's unusual niece; but with the Fat Pumpkin prize at stake, Clarence resolves to scupper the marriage and vanquish Parsloe once and for all.
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 1The local Scout group are busy raising funds for a new hut, but DeVere is reluctant to sponsor their raft-building scheme. However, he does have a picnic in mind.
Mapp & Lucia
TV series based on the 1930s books by EF Benson. Prunella Scales and Geraldine McEwan star.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Episode 10Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Asante and George and special guests Chris Johnson, Dominique Moore, Tom Allen and Luke Kempner.
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 2The local railway station, Marlbury, is faced with closure, and Audrey's damned if she'll let that happen without a fight. Unfortunately, Richard's got his eye on the site for his new cash-and-carry.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 44 - Egg And BeanMr Bean gets in a flap when a monster turns up in his cake mix. The good news is that the monster turns out to be a harmless baby bird. The bad news is that it grows into a huge stork and takes over Mr Bean's home! He tries to return it to the wild and finds that teaching it to fly makes his arms ache!
Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 16 - MagicWhen Mr Barker shows Roy some magic tricks, he is determined to wow everyone with a magic show.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 1 - Home MovieBean attempts to make his own home movie - a horror thriller with Mrs Wicket as the star!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 9 - In Which Howard Remembers Where He Left His Bicycle PumpTruly makes matters worse when an embarrassed Howard bumps into an acquaintance from the past.
Carry On Jack
Costume comedy with the Carry On team. A young serving wench in search of her captive boyfriend disguises herself on board the good ship Venus.
Millions
Heart-warming comedy drama film. When seven-year-old Damian finds a suitcase of cash, he thinks it's a gift from God.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 10 - Sinclair And The Wormley WitchesSinclair believes he has been cursed, so Trudy, Entwistle and Alvin unwisely decide to exorcise him.
Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 9Zany scientist Professor Muddles has some trouble with his pet cat and some itchy fleas, Nana Knickerbocker finds herself at a bus stop and thinks she's in the panto Dick Whittington and Storybook Stan tries and fails to read a winter's tale.
A Funny Kind Of...
A Funny Kind Of World, Episode 3Julia Sutherland introduces an international range of comedians including Sameena Zehra, with honest and challenging stand-up and chat covering race, religion and culture.
Counterfeit Cat
Episode 21 - Fat CatMax's nemesis, The Cat Toy God, is on the war path again trying to prove once and for all that he's the best. Max emulates his new TV idol, by doing nothing and eating vast quantities of food.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of 11 episodes from Britain's most popular sitcom.
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Man And The HourDuring World War Two, there is a call for ordinary civilians to form a new section of the army: the Local Defence Volunteers. One man plans to lead them - but is the local bank manager right for the job?
Counterfeit Cat
Episode 22 - Bathtub Of TerrorMax is terrified of looking into the bath as he's scared something terrifying will emerge. Gark makes his fears come true, but the situation soon gets out of hand.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
The News Quiz
Series 92, Episode 5Susan Calman, Andy Hamilton, Katy Brand and Lloyd Langford are Miles' esteemed guests for this week's round of news-wrangling. Theresa May won a vote, Donald Trump won a vote and François Fillon might have to drop out of a vote. Orangutans can't vote but still feature in the programme.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 3.7, The Lodger: Albert and Harold argue over their lack of cash.
Millie Inbetween
Series 3, Episode 8 - Breakfast In BedMillie and Lauren compete to give dad the best Father's Day, like they do every year.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Gein's Family Giftshop Present...
Series 2, Episode 3 - Love Letter To WalesGein's Family Giftshop set off into the hills to record their 'audio love letter to Wales'. It doesn't end well.
Carry On Nurse
Much to the nurses' frustration, the patients at Haven Hospital have no intention of lying quietly whilst awaiting surgery or recovery.
The Importance Of Being Earnest
2002 screen adaptation of Oscar Wilde's comic masterpiece. Rupert Everett and Colin Firth star as two men assuming the same identity.
Millie Inbetween
Series 3, Episode 9 - Take The High RoadMillie goes green and insists the whole family make do without the internet for a week. Mike's not hard to persuade, so off goes the wifi! When Millie's favourite band release their new video exclusively online she's caught in her own green trap.
Uncle Mort's South Country
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Great EscapeCarter Brandon and his uncle are chuffed to find a miserable home from home.
Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 16 - MagicWhen Mr Barker shows Roy some magic tricks, he is determined to wow everyone with a magic show.
It's Not Cricket
Kicked out of the military, a pair of twits establish their own private detective firm and unwittingly find a stolen diamond.
The Naked Truth
Comedy following a group of people being blackmailed by the editor of a gossip magazine.
Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 10 - Little Monster's BathEvery month something terrible happens - Justin and Robert try to give Little Monster a bath. It is always Justin who ends up getting soaked. Will Little Monster finally get a wash this time around?
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 44 - Egg And BeanMr Bean gets in a flap when a monster turns up in his cake mix. The good news is that the monster turns out to be a harmless baby bird. The bad news is that it grows into a huge stork and takes over Mr Bean's home! He tries to return it to the wild and finds that teaching it to fly makes his arms ache!
One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the third series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 1 - Home MovieBean attempts to make his own home movie - a horror thriller with Mrs Wicket as the star!
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Episode 10Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Asante and George and special guests Chris Johnson, Dominique Moore, Tom Allen and Luke Kempner.
Mr. Bean
Episode 13 - Goodnight Mr. BeanMore mayhem with hapless bumbler Mr. Bean as he thinks up some unusual methods to help him sleep.
Legends Of British Comedy
Episode 6 - Comedy Greats - Spike MilliganA warm tribute to the unique comedic skills of Spike Milligan, whose off-the-wall humour and work on programmes like The Goon Show influenced generations of comedians.
Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
Mr. Bean
Episode 14 - Hair By Mr. Bean Of LondonThe blunderingly inept master of disaster goes for a haircut, but ends up styling the other customers' hair before causing chaos at a school fun day.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Jonathan Creek
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Seer Of The SandsCould a 'ghost hunter' dedicated to exposing fraud and exploitation be trying to explain his own death from beyond the grave?
The Magnificent Seven Deadly Sins
A collection of short films about the Seven Deadly Sins. Writers include Galton and Simpson, Spike Milligan, Barry Cryer and Graham Chapman.
We Have Been Watching
Episode 5In the final episode, treasured scenes from Goodness Gracious Me, Alan Partridge, Till Death Us Do Part and Spaced are savoured by Johnny Vegas and Jo Joyner; Meera Syal and Josie Lawrence; David Baddiel and Richard Herring; Larry Lamb and Zoe Lyons; and many others.
Doc Martin
Series 5, Episode 6 - Don't Let GoPC Joe Penhale is desperate to keep Maggie and show her he's changed; that he's the macho husband she wants. But once she has the all clear from the doctor, Maggie plans to return to Bude.
Two Way Stretch
Prisoner Dodger Lane plans a heist that will involve slipping out of incarceration to steal some diamonds.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
The Royle Family
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Caroline Aherne sitcom.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 11 (Channel 4: Series 12), Episode 3Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel game with Jon Richardson and David O'Doherty taking on guest captain Johnny Vegas, and Jamie Laing. Holly Walsh joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 7 - Jason Manford, Jimeoin, Tom StadeJason Manford hosts, with Jimeoin and Tom Stade.
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Showing Up Of Corporal JonesA Major from HQ believes that Jones is too old to serve in the Home Guard. However, following Mainwaring's pleas and Jones's clear enthusiasm, he agrees to allow the butcher to stay with the platoon - as long as he can complete an assault course in 15 minutes.
Through The Keyhole
Series 4, Episode 5On the panel this time are Cold Feet actor John Thomson, Coronation Street star Kym Marsh and TV presenter Stephen Mulhern.
Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 8Dara, Hugh and Andy joined by guests Ed Byrne, Micky Flanagan, Stewart Francis and newcomer Miles Jupp.
Rattle Of A Simple Man
A naïve, virginal 30-something football fan has his eyes opened after friends challenge him to chat up a stunning blonde.
Porridge
A selection of episodes from the second series of the prison-based sitcom.
You, Me And The Apocalypse
Episode 523 days to go. Jamie makes a discovery that leaves him feeling completely betrayed. Elsewhere, Ariel sends Scotty a worrying message and Rhonda realises no one can be trusted.
Lee Evans: Monsters
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans' final stand-up tour, recorded in 2014.
Mark Steel's In Town
Series 5, Episode 1 - GlastonburyMark performs from the Assembly Rooms in Glastonbury, Somerset where he talks about Glastonbury Tor and the legend of King Arthur, visits the two chain shops on the High Street, is given an unusual reason for not being able to get into his dressing room, and makes a crucial mistake when it comes to cider.
Mock The Week
Series 9, Highlights SpecialDara O Briain, Andy Parsons, Hugh Dennis and Russell Howard return with a special edition of the show.
Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 5 - An Idiot's Guide To BrexitSam gives us a simplified account of the Brexit vote, Conservative MP Kwasi Kwarteng gives a proper one, and the panel keep their eye on Donald Trump.
Miranda Hart's Joke Shop
Episode 2 - What A JobMiranda tries to prove she can get a proper job away from the joke shop.
Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 2, Episode 3 - CharityStewart Lee talks about charity - do we have a moral obligation to give to charity? Most people in the UK are well off by global standards, so what should we be giving to charity?
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 1The fact-busting comedy panel series hosted by Lee Mack returns as Jerry Springer, Emma Bunton and Jason Byrne put further fascinating titbits to the test.
4 Extra Stands Up
Series 1, Episode 2A selection of the best stand-up comedy recorded at The Stand Comedy Club. Hosted by Jo Caulfield with Benny Boot, Zoe Lyons, Michael Redmond, Hattie Hayridge and others.
Parenting For Idiots
Episode 1 - ChaosIn the first episode, the celebrities talk about the sheer chaos of parenthood.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 9, Episode 1In the first episode of the new series Russell looks at Ebola, the UK Independence Party, Oscar Pistorius and a reopened Irish pub...
Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 2, Episode 4 - Stand UpStewart Lee decides to talk about stand-up comedy for half an hour, but he's going to sit down while he's doing it.
Just Like A Woman
A repeat of this 1992 film.
Lee Evans Live In Scotland
The grand finale of Lee Evans's 100 date sell-out 1998 UK tour, performed to a full house at the Edinburgh Playhouse.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 19, Highlights Special - More Best BitsA compilation of more of the best bits from the 19th series.
Rowan Atkinson Live
Rowan Atkinson performing best sketches from his one man shows.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Field TripIt's a new term and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is coming up; all the boys are on board.
Run Fatboy Run
Having previously jilted his fiancée at the altar, Dennis Doyle attempts to win her back by running a marathon.
A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Episode 5Manchester City defender Joleon Lescott, presenter Gabby Logan and comedian Jon Richardson are the guests on the show this week.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 4The daft, astonishing and insightful panel show continues as host Lee Mack invites comedy queen Sarah Millican, explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes and comedian Russell Kane to put amazing facts and mind-blowing trivia to the test.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 2 - Work ExperienceIt's work experience week at school. Jay and Simon work at a plant hire, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage.
Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh
Television broadcast of Jimmy Carr's sixth stand-up DVD.
The Last Leg
Series 10, Episode 2In this show, comedian, actor and campaigner Russell Brand helps the team dissect the week's events.
Black Books
A repeat-run of the entire first series of the bookshop sitcom.
Chewing Gum
Series 2, Episode 4 - OrlandoTracey is tired of having to spend time with Connor and his new girlfriend. Puppy love is the way forward.
Ross Noble Freewheeling
Series 1, Episode 6Ross stages a 'tat roadshow' in a York strip club and enlists the help of fellow comic Rufus Hound for a human fox hunt.
Not Tonight, Darling
Comic sex romp from the early 1970s, starring Luan Peters.
Stella Street
In Surbiton, Surrey, film stars Michael Caine, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and others share a street with the likes of musicians Mick Jagger, David Bowie and football pundit Jimmy Hill.
Tommy Cooper
Episode 5Tommy Cooper presents his own show, with sketches and special guests. Featuring Bernard Cribbins, aiding Cooper in his illusion of the week.
Virtually Famous
Series 4, Episode 7This week's guests are Binky Felstead, Joel Dommett, Jimmy Carr and Dane Baptiste.
Stella Street
In Surbiton, Surrey, film stars Michael Caine, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and others share a street with the likes of musicians Mick Jagger, David Bowie and football pundit Jimmy Hill.
Comedy Store
Michael McIntyre is in top form with shopping politics, what Brits call extreme weather, Scottish money, and pregnancy tests just a few of the highlights in a classic show!
Nighty Night
Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.
Uncle Mort's South Country
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Great EscapeCarter Brandon and his uncle are chuffed to find a miserable home from home.
Comedy Store
Rhod Gilbert has webbed fingers. He's a sexual pervert. He dreams of the navy. It's all explained at the Comedy Store! Also, his thoughts on Aussies, the 'fake Welsh', chocolate willies, and more!
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 6Jack Dee, Kelly Osbourne, Micky Flanagan and Jamelia join Jimmy, Jon and Sean.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Field TripIt's a new term and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is coming up; all the boys are on board.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 2Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 2 - Work ExperienceIt's work experience week at school. Jay and Simon work at a plant hire, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage.