Schedule Tuesday 24th January 2017
The Admiral's Secret
Crooks are after the Admiral's valuable diamond.
In Loving Memory
Series 1, Episode 6 - Come Back Little MalcolmThe less-than-honest Mrs Fletcher is forced from her sick bed to bury her husband, Malcolm. But in this business the customer can't complain or ask for a refund. Or can he?
Life In London
Episode 4, High And Low Life: Rather than pawn himself, Pierce Egan tries sharing Tom, Bob and Jerry's adventures around town.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 23 - Frankensquawk's MonsterWhen Professor Squawkencluck's mum comes to visit a gigantic enraged rubbish monster is not far behind.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 6, Episode 4Featuring a man on the way to St Ives, a president given two speeches and a couple who get on like a house on fire.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 23 - An Enigma VariationWhen the paintings are hidden inside a hollowed-out statue that is then requisitioned by the General, it falls on René and co to infiltrate one of Klinkerhoffen's parties and snatch them back.
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
Steptoe And Son
Is That Your Horse Outside?: Albert advises Harold on the art of seduction.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 16 - Mount Etna, ItalyGrandmaster Glitch makes popcorn in Mount Etna, blocking the volcano and endangering the farms on its slopes.
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 6 - Very Pongy CheeseJustin and Robert get given some very pongy cheese, but the horrible smell makes Little Monster run away and attracts the attention of Funella Furchester and a very cheeky mouse. Guest starring Louise Gold.
The Men From The Ministry
Birds of a Feather: The feather-brained civil servants get themselves in a flap.
The Final Test
Cricket comedy.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
The News Quiz
Series 92, Episode 3Miles Jupp's house guests for his weekly news-based shindig are Andy Hamilton, Andrew Maxwell, Angela Barnes and Susan Calman. This week Theresa May, a certain inauguration party Stateside and the pressing domestic issue of a UK-wide courgette shortage.
As Time Goes By
Series 9, Episode 4 - What Now?Alistair and Judith are now married, but will Harry pluck up the courage and ask Sandy to join him in Canada? Meanwhile, in the Hardcastle household, Jean has taken pity on a homeless girl named Dave - but Lionel is not entirely sure about her new friend.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 16 - The Haunted HouseSooty bets Richard and Sweep that they can't spend the night in a haunted house. But in a bedroom full of creaking armour, hairy spiders and spooky paintings, will they be brave enough to stay?
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 1 - FullThe Twirlywoos are in a kitchen, where they watch a man turn on a tap and fill a glass with water. When he leaves, the Twirlywoos come out and turn the tap on. They fill a glass with water and then start to find other things around the kitchen to fill up.
Why Bother?
Episode 3: Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling on beekeeping and a startling fossilised discovery.
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 5 - PartyThe canteen are tasked with catering the factory's Christmas do, and must stick to a Japanese theme as a multi-national merger is being negotiated.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 9 - Lot No. 8Auntie Wainwright is rather pleased with herself when she lands a bargain at an auction. Unfortunately, she doesn't know what she has bought, or what to do with it when she gets it home.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 12 - FightWhen Nathan decides to put Darius, the star of Elmsbury's basketball team, in detention, Darius decides to get his own back - on Josh.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 10 - Little Orphan HowardClegg convinces the gullible Howard that he was left on a doorstep as a baby.
Spot Bots
Episode 17 - Don't Step On The CracksCubi is putting Lexi off her game as she tries to avoid the cracks.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 4 - Trust Never SleepsBen has yet another new assistant, this latest one was dumped by her dentist husband.
Miracle In Soho
1950s romantic comedy about a road mender who falls in love with a woman about to emigrate.
Steptoe And Son
Is That Your Horse Outside?: Albert advises Harold on the art of seduction.
Diddy TV
Series 2, Episode 7 - Mr StockholmThere is classroom mayhem in Help My Supply Teacher's Invisible and contestants dance the Cha Cha Cha in Strictly Come Booby Trapped.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 5 - Death And Ben Take A HolidayThe funeral of Ben's 93-year-old aunt Margaret brings the family together. They are forced to share a bed at a rundown Bed and Breakfast, while Nick tries to spend the night with the hotel maid Rita.
The Men From The Ministry
Birds of a Feather: The feather-brained civil servants get themselves in a flap.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 35 - Troublesome TractorShaun and friends attempt to save a tractor destined for the scrap heap.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 1 - We'll Always Have ParisLionel and Jean finally embark on their romantic holiday in Paris (only 38 years late). The dream turns sour when the heavens open and they find they are not alone in this lovers' paradise.
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 12 - Becky Vs BockyBecky sets her heart on defeating perennial School President Stephanie Bethany. A clay sculpture of Templeton's gaining sentience appears to offer sure-fire electoral success.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 5Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy takes a toyboy and tries to encourage Onslow to become more ardent.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 1 - FullThe Twirlywoos are in a kitchen, where they watch a man turn on a tap and fill a glass with water. When he leaves, the Twirlywoos come out and turn the tap on. They fill a glass with water and then start to find other things around the kitchen to fill up.
Steptoe And Son
Series 5, Episode 7 - Men Of PropertyThe lease on Mews Cottage is running out and the Steptoes try to get the money to but the property.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 6Hyacinth quite enjoys a family christening - except when it's Daisy's family!
Time Gentlemen Please!
The councillors in a small Essex town attempt to deal with its one unemployed dosser.
Room 101
Series 1, Episode 5 - Alistair McGowan, Hilary Devey, Josh GrobanThis week Alistair McGowan, Hilary Devey and Josh Groban try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include children, Valentine's Day and smoking bans.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 9, Episode 1 - GhostTracey's video recorder becomes possessed, so she moves in with Dorien.
As Time Goes By
Series 9, Episode 4 - What Now?Alistair and Judith are now married, but will Harry pluck up the courage and ask Sandy to join him in Canada? Meanwhile, in the Hardcastle household, Jean has taken pity on a homeless girl named Dave - but Lionel is not entirely sure about her new friend.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Highlights Special - The Best Of Would I Lie To You? (And Unseen Bits)A special compilation episode of the comedy panel show about truth and lies, featuring classic and unseen bits from the third series. Contestants must remain poker-faced while revealing personal stories, tackling a quick-fire lies round, and explaining their real or invented relationship with a mystery guest.
The Two Ronnies
Series 11, Episode 4Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 1 - Follow That BottleThe gang return in pursuit of a bottle with a message inside.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 37 - Heavy Metal ShaunWill metal detectors reveal anything interesting to Shaun and Bitzer?
Spot Bots
Episode 17 - Don't Step On The CracksCubi is putting Lexi off her game as she tries to avoid the cracks.
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 2 - How To Remove A CousinClegg needs help to get rid of his visiting health fanatic cousin, Aubrey.
Gigglebiz
Series 4, Episode 2DIY Dan attempts to build a kennel for his dog, while the Lost Pirate searches for provisions in the supermarket with his parrot Captain Crackers.
The Best Of Tommy Cooper
A special series featuring classic moments from Tommy Cooper's greatest shows.
Boj
Episode 17 - Star FishingPops takes Boj, Gavin and Mia for an evening of stargazing. On their way they find Mr Cloppity doing some night fishing. Mia wants to catch a star but Gavin says that is impossible. But Boj uses Mr Cloppity's rod and a bit of imagination to catch a (reflected) star in a bucket for Mia. Now Gavin wants one too.
Trivia Test Match
Brian Johnston umpires as Willie Rushton and Stephen Fry battle Tim Rice and Rachel Heyhoe-Flint.
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
In Loving Memory
Series 1, Episode 7 - OnionsOnions and a stuck bicycle set young Billy on a new course - all the way to France.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 2 - Fish SittingMr Bean has to look after Mrs Wicket's goldfish, but Scrapper the cat is keen to help.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 3, Episode 5 - Pretty Maids All In A RowAs the airmen don new disguises, General Von Klinkerhoffen is on the warpath. He is particualrly suspicious of the café: after all, why would a small provincial establishment have hanging on its wall a genuine Van Gogh...?
My Family
Series 2, Episode 4 - Trust Never SleepsBen has yet another new assistant, this latest one was dumped by her dentist husband.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 3 - The CruiseBean wins two tickets for an exotic cruise and takes Teddy along for the trip of a lifetime. While showing off to a new friend, Bean goes overboard and is stranded on a desert island.
Tony's
Episode 2.3, The French Connection: A hairdresser exchange programme offers publicity and disaster in equal measure.
Rising Damp
Series 1, Episode 6 - Stand Up And Be CountedIt's election time and the house is out in force: Alan and Philip are making Labour posters in the attic whilst Rigsby is canvassing for the Conservatives. Ruth, meanwhile, is being wooed by all sides.
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 5 - Relative StrangersPorkpie is earning a little pin money by helping out at the barber shop and the first customer he meets turns out to be his long lost daughter Denise, now a medical student, who hasn't seen her father for twenty years.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 5 - Death And Ben Take A HolidayThe funeral of Ben's 93-year-old aunt Margaret brings the family together. They are forced to share a bed at a rundown Bed and Breakfast, while Nick tries to spend the night with the hotel maid Rita.
Life In London
Episode 4, High And Low Life: Rather than pawn himself, Pierce Egan tries sharing Tom, Bob and Jerry's adventures around town.
George & Mildred
Series 5, Christmas Special - The Twenty Six Year ItchIt's almost Christmas, and Ann's off to visit her mother with the children. Jeffrey, meanwhile, has been invited to give a speech at a formal dinner during her absence, and down at the pub, George gets chatting to a temporary barmaid...
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 6, Episode 4Featuring a man on the way to St Ives, a president given two speeches and a couple who get on like a house on fire.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 5Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy takes a toyboy and tries to encourage Onslow to become more ardent.
Steptoe And Son
Series 5, Episode 7 - Men Of PropertyThe lease on Mews Cottage is running out and the Steptoes try to get the money to but the property.
Room 101
Series 1, Episode 5 - Alistair McGowan, Hilary Devey, Josh GrobanThis week Alistair McGowan, Hilary Devey and Josh Groban try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include children, Valentine's Day and smoking bans.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 25 - Bad BloodGrandfather Negative is in town and has very strong views on Resus not being a 'real vampire'. When Otto shuts off the blood supply to the town it gives Resus and his cape the chance to save the day.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 6Hyacinth quite enjoys a family christening - except when it's Daisy's family!
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 6, Episode 5Featuring another trip Behind Closed Doors, a famous author takes drastic measures to improve his sales, and what a certain celebrity is really like.
How Tickled Am I?
Series 1, Episode 5 - Ken DoddMark Radcliffe finds out how the Squire of Knotty Ash and his tickling stick became one of the great comic acts of our time.
Zig And Zag
Episode 26 - Superzag & WonderzigAfter watching a superhero movie, Zig and Zag find their calling - they will become superheroes themselves.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 8 - Some Vans Can Make You DeafCompo's son Tom sparks off chaos when he tries to find a spare exhaust pipe for his van.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Highlights Special - The Best Of Would I Lie To You? (And Unseen Bits)A special compilation episode of the comedy panel show about truth and lies, featuring classic and unseen bits from the third series. Contestants must remain poker-faced while revealing personal stories, tackling a quick-fire lies round, and explaining their real or invented relationship with a mystery guest.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 46 - Agent 58It's Crimicon - the Annual Criminal world convention - and DM and Penfold are joined by a brand new secret agent to stop Isambard Brunel from selling a potentially catastrophic custard bomb doomsday weapon.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the second series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
Steptoe And Son
Is That Your Horse Outside?: Albert advises Harold on the art of seduction.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 1 - We'll Always Have ParisLionel and Jean finally embark on their romantic holiday in Paris (only 38 years late). The dream turns sour when the heavens open and they find they are not alone in this lovers' paradise.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 5An Incan child has the worst birthday ever, a Roman farmer meets a door-to-door poo salesman, and King George IV embarks on a solo musical career.
The Men From The Ministry
Birds of a Feather: The feather-brained civil servants get themselves in a flap.
Mr. Bean
Episode 11 - Back To School Mr. BeanMr. Bean visits a local school's open day, trying out some painting, a spot of judo, and goods from the cake stall.
QI
Series K, Episode 12 - Knights And KnavesWith Victoria Coren Mitchell, Sue Perkins & the Rev. Richard Coles.
Mr. Bean
Episode 12 - Tee Off, Mr. BeanMr. Bean sticks rigorously to the rules in a game of crazy golf, and racks up a huge putt-count accordingly. He also needs to visit the laundrette.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 2 - Fish SittingMr Bean has to look after Mrs Wicket's goldfish, but Scrapper the cat is keen to help.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 3 - The CruiseBean wins two tickets for an exotic cruise and takes Teddy along for the trip of a lifetime. While showing off to a new friend, Bean goes overboard and is stranded on a desert island.
The Two Ronnies
Series 11, Episode 4Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 5 - Gourmet NightA local restauranteur and friend to the Fawltys, André, helps them arrange a special gourmet night in the hotel restaurant in order to make the best use of new chef Kurt's considerable talents...
East Is East
Comedy drama about a Pakistani immigrant who, along with his wife, is trying to run a fish-and-chip shop while coping with their 7 children.
Urban Myths: Bob Dylan: Knockin' On Dave's Door
A one-off comedy drama about Bob Dylan meeting a plumber in north London.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 5The results of the local political elections are analysed, and some asparagus predicts the future. The Mystery Guest gets Russell to use a skipping rope. The Good News Extra comic is Paul Foot, who talks a lot about Shire Horses.
Benidorm
Series 3, Episode 2On a trip to the waterfalls of Callosa, Mick upsets Janice and it looks like their relationship might not survive this fight.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Highlights Special - Best BitsA compilation edition of the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. Guests include Jo Brand, David O'Doherty, Katherine Ryan, Jerry Springer, Roisin Conaty and Johnny Vegas.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 4, Episode 1 - It Was An Accident And I Was HospitalisedDave addresses so-called guilty pleasures and how some fans of things can take all of the fun out of liking something.
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 6 - The GermansSybil's in hospital, receiving treatment for an ingrowing toenail. Basil's left at the hotel to carry out a fire alarm test and oversee a group of German guests. What could possibly go wrong?
The Best Of Tommy Cooper
A special series featuring classic moments from Tommy Cooper's greatest shows.
You, Me And The Apocalypse
Episode 233 days to go. Earth's population is in turmoil. Jamie and his flatmate Dave embark on a mission to find Jamie's missing wife Layla but, with the roads in chaos, their quest becomes beset with bizarre obstacles.
Revolting
Episode 4The boys host their very own cookery show where they explore the world of fruit picking, waste management, wine tasting and meet Hank Duke, a retired Guantanamo Bay prison officer who has decided to make his own foie gras.
Barbara Windsor Celebrates...
Episode 4 - Bob MonkhouseBarbara Windsor looks into the life and career of Bob Monkhouse.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 6, Episode 4Featuring a man on the way to St Ives, a president given two speeches and a couple who get on like a house on fire.
Celebrity Juice
Series 11, Episode 7The guests this week are journalist Matthew Wright, Jameela Jamil, TV presenter Paddy McGuinness and Corrie favourite Antony Cotton.
Virtually Famous
Series 4, Episode 6TOWIE's Megan McKenna, presenter Will Best, comedian Ellie Taylor and Strictly stars Ola and James Jordan join Seann, Vicky and Chris tackle all the weird and wonderful content that the internet has to offer.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 3, Episode 5 - Pretty Maids All In A RowAs the airmen don new disguises, General Von Klinkerhoffen is on the warpath. He is particualrly suspicious of the café: after all, why would a small provincial establishment have hanging on its wall a genuine Van Gogh...?
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 6 - In Bed With DorothyFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
Two Thousand Years Of Radio
Series 2, Episode 1 - Radio MustardThe horror, carnage and laughter of the First World War.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 6 - BirthdayEdina is forty. As her family and friends gather, Edina sulks at the horror of her age and hides upstairs. She's determined to only enjoy the day on her terms - and that means annoying everyone else.
The Problem With Adam Bloom
Series 1, Episode 1 - RestaurantsAdam Bloom investigates bad service in restaurants with stand-up and reconstructions. It's comedy with a mission. Helping Adam transform service culture are Sarah Kennedy, Brendon Burns and Rob Rouse.
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 5 - The PartyAs a last desperate hurrah before the baby arrives, Mark and Jeremy decide to throw a party.
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 4, Episode 2Catherine Tate discusses her failings in the office and her fiery temper; Milton Jones reveals how he once caused a bloodbath, while performance artist Bryony Kimmings shares her thoughts on the nation's pubic hair. Ainsley Harriott, who definitely isn't Lenny Henry, completes the guest line up.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 11 (Channel 4: Series 12), Episode 2Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel game with Jon Richardson and Phil Wang who take on guest captain Russell Howard and Roisin Conaty. Nick Helm is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 2The Aga Saga Woman is terrified by a Geordie babysitter, Irene & Vern describe their encounter with Desmond Tutu and Nan's visit at the doctor soon turns unpleasant.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 5The results of the local political elections are analysed, and some asparagus predicts the future. The Mystery Guest gets Russell to use a skipping rope. The Good News Extra comic is Paul Foot, who talks a lot about Shire Horses.
Mock The Week
A selection of three episodes of the satirical panel game.
Kingdom
Series 3, Episode 5Lyle goes home to Stockport to help save his mum's allotment. Scott is suspended from school after being caught misbehaving on CCTV, while Peter helps a family record their daughter's appearance in a school concert. And Mr Snell surprises everyone by getting married.
Witless
Series 2, Episode 1When Leanne and Rhona learn that a corrupt cop has leaked their safe house location they have no choice but to go on the run.
Witless
Series 2, Episode 2Having stowed away in a caravan, Leanne and Rhona wake up to find themselves hurtling full speed down the motorway...
Witless
Series 2, Episode 3Rhona and Leanne find out the truth about Patrick's shady criminal connections.
Witless
Series 2, Episode 4Rhona and Leanne hatch a daredevil plan to get out of Witness Protection.
Witless
Series 2, Episode 5The nail-biting series finale. Can Leanne and Rhona pull off their plan and get out alive?
How Tickled Am I?
Series 1, Episode 5 - Ken DoddMark Radcliffe finds out how the Squire of Knotty Ash and his tickling stick became one of the great comic acts of our time.
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 5 - Gourmet NightA local restauranteur and friend to the Fawltys, André, helps them arrange a special gourmet night in the hotel restaurant in order to make the best use of new chef Kurt's considerable talents...
Bad Robots
Series 1, Episode 6It's the last episode of the series and the robots are going out with a bang.
Drop The Dead Donkey
A selection of episodes from the third series of the newsroom sitcom.
Mount Pleasant
Series 1, Episode 4Lisa's looking for trouble when she asks Dan to pick his favourite part of her body. Plus, when Bianca throws a hot tub party, tensions bubble as much as the water.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 9Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah are the guests booked this week.
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 6 - The GermansSybil's in hospital, receiving treatment for an ingrowing toenail. Basil's left at the hotel to carry out a fire alarm test and oversee a group of German guests. What could possibly go wrong?
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 10 - DisturbancesTonight's bill includes the absurd original talent that is Paul Foot and hard-hitting Canadian stand-up Glenn Wool, plus backstage interviews from Stewart Lee.
Rising Damp
Series 1, Episode 6 - Stand Up And Be CountedIt's election time and the house is out in force: Alan and Philip are making Labour posters in the attic whilst Rigsby is canvassing for the Conservatives. Ruth, meanwhile, is being wooed by all sides.
Live At The Electric
Series 2, Episode 2A French exam gets seriously out of hand in WitTank present The School; Lucy Beaumont dissects the differences between living in London and Hull; and Two Episodes Of Mash's undertakers discover a live one.
Virtually Famous
Series 4, Episode 6TOWIE's Megan McKenna, presenter Will Best, comedian Ellie Taylor and Strictly stars Ola and James Jordan join Seann, Vicky and Chris tackle all the weird and wonderful content that the internet has to offer.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 4, Episode 2With Piers Morgan, Jason Manford, Kirsty Gallacher and Scott Capurro.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 9 - Rude WordsMasterful Glaswegian stand-up Stephen Carlin joins the show alongside acts including Robin Ince and Phil Nichol. Grumpy BAFTA winner Stewart Lee meets them backstage.
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
Trivia Test Match
Brian Johnston umpires as Willie Rushton and Stephen Fry battle Tim Rice and Rachel Heyhoe-Flint.
Tony's
Episode 2.3, The French Connection: A hairdresser exchange programme offers publicity and disaster in equal measure.
Life In London
Episode 4, High And Low Life: Rather than pawn himself, Pierce Egan tries sharing Tom, Bob and Jerry's adventures around town.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 6, Episode 4Featuring a man on the way to St Ives, a president given two speeches and a couple who get on like a house on fire.
All At Sea
Short comedy film starring Hal Monty and Max Bygraves as two sailors on leave, cut from Skimpy In The Navy.