Schedule Friday 16th December 2016
Doctor In The House
Series 2, Episode 2 - What Seems To Be The Trouble?Michael's first day on the wards does not go too well when his first patient turns out to be Yugoslavian.
George & Mildred
Series 3, Episode 3 - I Believe In YesterdayMildred's mother pays a visit, bringing a letter from an old US serviceman friend. He's back in England and wants to meet up.
Never Too Late
Down Memory Lane: Feisty Hilda's senior citizen holiday sees man-mad Mildred after a nostalgic destination.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 36 - Masters Of The TwystyverseDanger Mouse faces double trouble, when a strangely familiar new villainous tyrant plants evil doubles in key positions around the globe, as part of a plot to suck earth through a portal into the Twistyverse so he can be master of both dimensions.
John Shuttleworth's Lounge Music
Series 2, Episode 4 - Mari WilsonJoan Chitty gets very excited about Mari's visit as she used to have a wonderful beehive, and Joan would like Mari to give her the same look.
Class Dismissed
Series 2, Episode 10 - School PhotoFor this year's school photo, Dockbridge High decided to hire one of the world's best photographers... but none of them were available so they got Blake Papaway instead. As the staff and pupils prepare, Blake goes missing. Will they find him in time?
As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 5 - Too Old... Or Too Nosy?Jean's sister-in-law Penny and her husband Stephen are visiting, but upon arrival it transpires they aren't talking. Sandy, meanwhile, has a holiday planned with boyfriend Harry.
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Skeleton In The CupboardA journalist is given a guarantee by Hacker that he will give him access to some documents relating to a cock-up made by a civil servant 30 years ago. For some reason Sir Humphrey is not keen for the documents to be released.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 29 - Rio de Janeiro, BrazilSomeone's stopped the samba at the Rio carnival! Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 8 - Granny JustinaJustin dresses up as Granny Justina when he and Robert forget to invite her round for a special tea party with Katy. Guest starring Katy Ashworth.
The Goon Show
Series 9, Episode 1 - The Sahara Desert StatueWhat is Eccles doing with a cement sack and an imaginary piano?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Christmas Special - Big Day At Dream AcreOther than the fact that Nora Batty is to be the VIP waitress and that Seymour is looking after the public address system, Gary and Vi's annual garden fete is of no great interest to Compo and Clegg. That is, until they happen upon a tramp with a special interest in donkeys, and one in particular...
So Awkward
Series 2, Episode 8 - Race To The BottomRewards Day is approaching and Lily is planning to choose ice-skating, so she can 'accidentally' stumble into Matt's arms on the ice. This year, however, it clashes with the dreaded Governor's Lunch.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 6, Episode 3 - Meeting Thirty-ThreeDonations this week come from Private Eye co-founder Richard Ingrams, former CBS and Sony President Sir Howard Stringer and satirical comedy writer Jane Bussmann.
Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 8 - SandIrd has built a sandcastle and flits off to collect decorations for it.
Miss Robin Hood
Comedy about a writer who finds himself roped into a spot of industrial theft due to the adventures in his childrens' stories.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 15 - More About InsideThe Twirlywoos watch a man polish a suit of armour. As he is polishing, the man drops the cloth inside the suit of armour.
Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Day I Flunked ChemistryHank thinks new boy Ben is totally cool, and is amazed to discover that the feeling is mutual. But will Ben feel the same if he finds out about Hank's learning difficulties? Hank isn't willing to take the risk and so decides not to tell him. That plan has disastrous consequences when Hank misreads an experiment, leading to the gassing of Ms Adolf and the evacuation of the science block.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 26 - Pranks And PresentsWhen the hook-a-duck stall runs out of prizes, Sooty hopes his teddy bear machine can solve all of their problems. But he gets a little extra help from a very special friend... Guest starring Brian Blessed.
All At Sea
Series 2, Episode 9 - HorrorWhen Charlie makes a film for the local horror festival, no one is able to avoid being involved - except Hannah, who has joined an unusual dance troupe.
The Two Ronnies
Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Doctor In Distress
Dr Simon Sparrow (Dirk Bogarde) returns to St Swithin's as an experienced doctor but he still has a roving eye for the ladies.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 1 - First Day Of TermIt is the first day of term and Billy, Tahj, Emily and Jasmine are excited to meet their new teacher.
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Skeleton In The CupboardA journalist is given a guarantee by Hacker that he will give him access to some documents relating to a cock-up made by a civil servant 30 years ago. For some reason Sir Humphrey is not keen for the documents to be released.
The Goon Show
Series 9, Episode 1 - The Sahara Desert StatueWhat is Eccles doing with a cement sack and an imaginary piano?
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 13 - The Dog ShowIt's time for the Annual Dog Show and the Farmer is sure Bitzer has a good chance of winning this year. When things don't quite go as planned, the Farmer comes up with an ingenious idea which might help him win.
As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 5 - Too Old... Or Too Nosy?Jean's sister-in-law Penny and her husband Stephen are visiting, but upon arrival it transpires they aren't talking. Sandy, meanwhile, has a holiday planned with boyfriend Harry.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 1 - The Pony SetAuntie Wainwright has a new line in all things equestrian - even a riding simulator, which Compo thinks might come rather handy.
Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 8 - SandIrd has built a sandcastle and flits off to collect decorations for it.
Only Fools And Horses
1996 Christmas Trilogy, Christmas Special - Modern MenDel buys a self-help book aimed at the modern New Man in an effort to improve his relationship with Raquel. Meanwhile, the Trotters' finances have hit an all-time low.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 15 - More About InsideThe Twirlywoos watch a man polish a suit of armour. As he is polishing, the man drops the cloth inside the suit of armour.
Breaking The News
Series 5, Episode 9Des is joined this week by Angela Barnes, Louise Welsh, Fred MacAulay and Neil Delamere.
The Big Money
Comedy about a small-time thief who becomes caught up in a world of organised crime after stealing a suitcase stuffed with forged £1 notes.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 2 - Mrs. RobinsonTracey is worried because Garth is going out with an older woman and Chris has started writing to "express his inner self".
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Christmas Special - Big Day At Dream AcreOther than the fact that Nora Batty is to be the VIP waitress and that Seymour is looking after the public address system, Gary and Vi's annual garden fete is of no great interest to Compo and Clegg. That is, until they happen upon a tramp with a special interest in donkeys, and one in particular...
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 39 - Snowed InShaun and his chums awake to find the farm covered in snow. But while the sheep are enjoying themselves having a massive snowball fight, they are all unaware that the farmer is snowed inside the farmhouse and trying desperately to escape.
Up North
Series 1, Episode 2 - Fishing Up NorthGeoffrey is feeling down now his wife has gone for good and living in India. Mick and Skint Flint help take his mind off things with a spot of Fishing. Colin Wood checks out the new bar staff at the pub hoping The Angel Hotel will hire someone decent this time.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 6, Episode 3 - Meeting Thirty-ThreeDonations this week come from Private Eye co-founder Richard Ingrams, former CBS and Sony President Sir Howard Stringer and satirical comedy writer Jane Bussmann.
Doctor In The House
Series 2, Episode 3 - Take Off Your Clothes... And HideA visit to a strip joint turns out not to be as enjoyable as the boys had anticipated when one of the performers falls ill and they are required to assist.
The Two Ronnies
Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
You're Only Young Twice
Series 3, Episode 6 - Cissie's Last ChanceFlora is astounded when she discovers Cissie is due to be married. Cissie, however, is less than keen - the race is on to find Mr. Maddox an alternative match before the wedding date!
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Christmas SpecialIain Stirling is joined by team captains Oscar and Sade, as well as special guests Hacker T Dog, Ashleigh & Pudsey, The One Show's Alex Riley and comedian Pippa Evans, to battle it out in a series of brand new and familiar games, all dripping with festive cheer and a light dusting of snow.
Never Too Late
Down Memory Lane: Feisty Hilda's senior citizen holiday sees man-mad Mildred after a nostalgic destination.
George & Mildred
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Four Letter WordMildred's sister, Ethel, and her husband Humphrey drop by. In the course of the conversation, Humphrey offers George the chance of a job - but the offer is strangely withdrawn when George goes into his office...
John Shuttleworth's Lounge Music
Series 2, Episode 4 - Mari WilsonJoan Chitty gets very excited about Mari's visit as she used to have a wonderful beehive, and Joan would like Mari to give her the same look.
Diddy TV
Series 2, Christmas Special - It's ChristmasDiddy Dick and Dom have their very own TV station, and this is their Christmas special.
Strange Hill High
Series 2, Christmas Special - A Strange Hill ChristmasAs Mitchell attempts to escape school and bring his Christmas holidays to an early start, the entirety of the staff and students become locked inside.
The Now Show
Series 49, Episode 7Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis are joined by James Acaster, Suzi Ruffell, Luke Kempner and Pippa Evans as they present the week via topical stand-up and sketches. This week the team look back at a momentous 2016, and celebrate Christmas with Lindsay Lohan...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 1 - The Pony SetAuntie Wainwright has a new line in all things equestrian - even a riding simulator, which Compo thinks might come rather handy.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 16 - The Snowman ComethIt's Christmas and DM and Penfold are tasked with protecting Santa from the villainous clutches of the festive season-destroying Snowman.
Only Fools And Horses
1996 Christmas Trilogy, Christmas Special - Time On Our HandsThis third 1996 special was at the time thought to be last that would be made. Rodney's doing a stock take in the garage and has found an artificial leg, some Showaddywaddy LPs and an old watch. They get the watch valued and get just a little shock when it sells at Sotherby's for £6.2 million pounds. After all these years their finally millionaires!
Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 5 - CalypsoDesmond meets a ghost from his past and thinks it's the end of his marriage
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Skeleton In The CupboardA journalist is given a guarantee by Hacker that he will give him access to some documents relating to a cock-up made by a civil servant 30 years ago. For some reason Sir Humphrey is not keen for the documents to be released.
As Time Goes By
Series 9, Episode 1 - You Can't Manufacture Happy Endings For EverybodySandy's boyfriend calls at the house to tell Sandy some important news, and Jean is desperate to know what it is. And Alistair cannot decide whether to concentrate on his work or love life.
Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 6 - The KidShirley invites problem-child Daisy for the weekend and she drives everyone up the wall.
Still Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 3Granville discovers a gap in the shop's security, and a cherry picker arrives in the street, which gives Madge terrible anxiety. Meanwhile, Eric and Kath decide to do something together, and Gastric enjoys the home cooking of a nearby neighbour, which ruins Granville's plans to get him together with Madge... will he find a solution?
Hank Zipzer
Christmas Special - Hank Zipzer's Christmas Catastrophe90 minute feature film Christmas special. No-one loves yuletide like Hank Zipzer and this year, with a new baby brother on the way, Hank means to have the Best. Christmas. Ever! But Hank's life never runs smoothly and soon Miss Adolf is turning Mr Rock's Rudolph the Rock'n'Roll Reindeer into a one-woman Christmas Carol.
The Goon Show
Series 9, Episode 1 - The Sahara Desert StatueWhat is Eccles doing with a cement sack and an imaginary piano?
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 2 - Ink And IncapabilityWhen Baldrick appears to have used the sole copy of Dr. Johnson's Dictionary as fuel in the Prince's fireplace, Blackadder fears for his life at the hands of Samuel and his enraged, opium-fiend friends. He immediately sets about trying to write a new one...
Drop The Dead Donkey
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Clash of InterestsSitcom set at GlobeLink News, a TV news station which is ordered to start taking a sensationalist stance to the news by its new owner.
The Good Old Days
Traditional music-hall entertainment, with songs, sketches and stand-up comedy from the Leeds City Varieties.
Alan Carr's Happy Hour
Episode 3With guests Robbie Williams, Lady Gaga, John Legend, Michelle Keegan, Noel Fielding, Judge Rinder and Louisa Johnson.
Harry Hill's Tea Time
Series 1, Out-takes - Out-takes SpecialThis special episode reveals some of the best unseen moments from the series, featuring Gok Wan, Joey Essex, Gary Kemp, Paul Hollywood and Jason Donovan.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Christmas Special - Gavin & Stacey Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas Eve and the Wests join the Shipmans for one of Mick's famous turkey dinners.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Series 1, Episode 4 - A Blast From The PastSitcom set at GlobeLink News, a TV news station which is ordered to start taking a sensationalist stance to the news by its new owner.
Citizen Khan
Series 5, Episode 6 - Mr Khan's NieceMr Khan and Mosque manager Dave organise rival Muslim Days at the community centre.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 1 - The Executioner's SongAn artistic dispute with the Meldrews threatens to scupper Patrick's plans for a quiet birthday. Meanwhile, Pippa has an affair and Victor gets some worrying medical test results.
Da Ali G Show
Sacha Baron Cohen provides an inimitable mix of global reportage and celebrity chat via his characters Ali G, Borat and Bruno.
Lee Evans - Big - Live At The O2
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans's record-breaking tour, which played to over half a million fans across the UK. Infectious stand-up from the top comic.
Have I Got News For You
Series 52, Episode 10Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Gary Lineker, panellist Jon Richardson and a handbag.
Vicious
Finale, Christmas Special - A YearWe follow newlyweds Freddie and Stuart through the seasons across a whole year, include Freddie's birthday, Violet deciding on a major 'lifestyle' change and Ash's big news.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 6 - Just In TimeWhen a workman arrives to mend the hole in the space-time continuum, Gary has to decide where his future lies.
Da Ali G Show
Sacha Baron Cohen provides an inimitable mix of global reportage and celebrity chat via his characters Ali G, Borat and Bruno.
Absolutely Fabulous
2011 Christmas Specials - IdentityThere's a homecoming for one of the women, who's been 'away' for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new - slightly scary - best friend who forces a certain person to face some long-hidden truths...
Just Like A Woman
A repeat of this 1992 film.
Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh
Television broadcast of Jimmy Carr's sixth stand-up DVD.
John Shuttleworth's Lounge Music
Series 2, Episode 4 - Mari WilsonJoan Chitty gets very excited about Mari's visit as she used to have a wonderful beehive, and Joan would like Mari to give her the same look.
The Last Leg
Series 9, Episode 10Miranda Hart joins Adam and the team in the studio to help dissect the week's events.
Pleased To Meet You
Episode 3.1, A Very Dora Christmas: Theatre veteran Dora Dale puts the 'X' into Xmas with saucy festive yarns.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 20, Episode 11 - Nicole Kidman, Dev Patel, Felicity Jones, Dawn French, Michael Parkinson, Jack SavorettiNicole Kidman says she was astounded at the truth behind her new movie and Dev Patel reveals he was desperate to star in it. Felicity Jones talks about the burden of keeping Star Wars secret, Dawn French admits that lovemaking on screen is weird, Sir Michael Parkinson says Muhammad Ali transcended normal celebrity and Jack Savoretti thanks Graham for his chart hitting success.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 3, Episode 1A Northern Irish mum is delighted that her son is gay. Meanwhile, Nan visits an old friend in hospital and Lauren takes a job in a burger bar.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 6This week, TV presenter Davina McCall and comedian Dave Gorman join David's camp and compete against journalistic powerhouse Janet Street-Porter and funnyman Omid Djalili on Lee's team.
Sean Lock: Purple Van Man
An edited TV broadcast of Sean Lock's 2013 stand-up DVD.
A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Highlights Special - Rally SpecialJames Corden and the gang, including comedian Jimmy Carr and Olympian Amy Williams, go head-to-head in the standout challenge from Series 7: the rally car race, as seen back in Episode 1.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 19, Episode 6Rob and Aisling are joined by Chris Kamara, Murder In Successville's Tom Davis and comedians James Acaster and Tiff Stevenson.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 3, Episode 2Lauren joins the cheerleaders to impress Ryan, 50s landlady Ma Willow makes her first appearance and Nan has a mouse in her house.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Highlights Special - The Best Of Would I Lie To You? (And Unseen Bits)A special compilation episode of the comedy panel show about truth and lies, featuring classic and unseen bits from the third series. Contestants must remain poker-faced while revealing personal stories, tackling a quick-fire lies round, and explaining their real or invented relationship with a mystery guest.
Hamish And Dougal: You'll Have Had Your Tea
Series 2, Episode 2 - Fame IdolThe search is on for the best talent in the glens. Have Hamish and Dougal got what it takes to enter Fay MacAdemy, the famous highland talent contest?
Self-Storage
Series 1, Episode 2 - HousehuntingStill homeless and separated from his wife, Dave plans to move out of the Storage Garden, while Geoff plans to move in.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 4The Shipmans drive down to Wales for the wedding fayre, and after a momentous trip to the church for the reading of the banns, Nessa tells Stacey her big secret.
Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies
A TV broadcast of Russell Howard's 2008 stand-up tour.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 6 - SofaGary has to get rid of his beloved but sadly stain-covered sofa. Tony makes a rather unwise purchase from a man in the pub.
Mock The Week
Series 13, Highlights SpecialDara O Briain and the team present a special end of series show featuring new material, out-takes and favourite bits.
Absolutely Fabulous
2011 Christmas Specials - IdentityThere's a homecoming for one of the women, who's been 'away' for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new - slightly scary - best friend who forces a certain person to face some long-hidden truths...
Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 1Dara, Hugh, Chris and Andy return for a brand new series. The guests for the first episode are Milton Jones, Josh Widdicombe and Katherine Ryan.
Early Doors
Series 2, Episode 3It's quiz night down at The Grapes and Eddie reveals his specialist subject. Tanya lays on her charms for Ken and he lays on some sandwiches for the regulars. The Quizmasters word is final.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 5Sean Lock and Miles Jupp take on Jon Richardson and Greg Davies. Holly Walsh is in with Susie Dent, while Rachel Riley deals with the letters and numbers.
Sean Lock: Purple Van Man
An edited TV broadcast of Sean Lock's 2013 stand-up DVD.
Early Doors
Series 2, Episode 4The future of The Grapes is uncertain as Ken the landlord is ready to throw the towel in. Tanya however has different plans for him and romance is high on her agenda. A police informant spurs Phil and Nige into some drastic action.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 6This week, TV presenter Davina McCall and comedian Dave Gorman join David's camp and compete against journalistic powerhouse Janet Street-Porter and funnyman Omid Djalili on Lee's team.
Tommy Cooper
Episode 11Tommy Cooper presents his own show, with sketches and special guests. Featuring Diana Dors.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 3Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Sean Lock look at the what people have been talking about this week. The teams are joined by Jack Dee, musician Example, Jerry Springer and Roisin Conaty.
The Windsors
Series 1, Episode 5Wills has become disillusioned with his role and calls for a referendum on the abolition of the monarchy.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 2 - Mrs. RobinsonTracey is worried because Garth is going out with an older woman and Chris has started writing to "express his inner self".
The New Statesman
Series 4, Episode 5 - A Bigger SplashWar is raging on the eastern fringes of the European Union and having accidentally bought Robert Maxwell's yacht, Alan senses an opportunity to use it to make some money back.
Kingdom
Series 2, Episode 4Simon is back and tells Peter that he's ready to start work. Peter has to sort out a sponsorship dispute between the local sex shop and the cricket team - then he knocks team captain Nigel Pearson down while riding Lyle's bike. Simon is having a passionate affair with a mystery blonde who turns out to be Nigel's wife. Lyle is called upon to represent a lady who refuses to pay her council tax. Sidney Snell buys Gloria a ski training machine - and proposes a cruise on the Norwegian fjords.
The Windsors
Series 1, Episode 6Can Wills save his family and his nation before Britain is sold to the Chinese?
The New Statesman
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Irresistible Rise Of Alan B'StardThe time has come: despite no longer holding a Westminster seat, Alan has Downing Street in his sights - and it all rests on a series of splits over Europe.
Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 4 - Lee's JourneyLee goes to Liverpool in search of his mother, unaware that she's already come to London to look for him.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 6, Episode 3 - Meeting Thirty-ThreeDonations this week come from Private Eye co-founder Richard Ingrams, former CBS and Sony President Sir Howard Stringer and satirical comedy writer Jane Bussmann.
Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 5 - CalypsoDesmond meets a ghost from his past and thinks it's the end of his marriage
You're Only Young Twice
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Desperate HoursHaving robbed the post office - with Cissie inside - a pair of criminals, Fingers and Junior, on the run dart into Paradise Lodge. Initially trying to stay hidden, the pair are soon spotted and hold the ladies captive until they can make their escape at daybreak.
Never Too Late
Down Memory Lane: Feisty Hilda's senior citizen holiday sees man-mad Mildred after a nostalgic destination.
John Shuttleworth's Lounge Music
Series 2, Episode 4 - Mari WilsonJoan Chitty gets very excited about Mari's visit as she used to have a wonderful beehive, and Joan would like Mari to give her the same look.