Schedule Wednesday 6th July 2016

In Loving Memory

Despite Mary's patent desperation to learn the trade, an unfortunate incident compels Ivy to seek a proper apprentice to replace Ernie's continued calamities. The first applicant who arrives is not quite a stranger to the entire household...

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

Minder

Terry and Arthur are captivated by an Australian girl who claims to be searching for her long-lost boyfriend - but what is her real motive?

Desmond's

A selection of episodes from the second series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.

Outnumbered

Stuck on the A3, Sue tries to keep the peace in a car that contains a new-age auntie, a bewildered grandfather, three fractious kids and several full bladders.

A Whole 'Nother Story

Cassie and Pete finally get to kiss, but will they like it?

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag discover the joys of 'buying stuff', but to buy stuff you need money, and to get money you need a job!

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse's antics cost Professor Squawkencluck her job. Is this the end of all those wonderful gadgets, or can the world's greatest secret agent get the Professor her job back?

I've Never Seen Star Wars

Ann Widdecombe tries camping in a tent for the first time and watches as much of The Thick Of It as she can stand. Marcus also offers her a Jagerbomb, but will she accept?

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Go Jetters

Can the Go Jetters stop Glitch playing dominoes with the ancient stones of Stonehenge?

The Navy Lark

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth gets more than she bargained for on a senior citizens' daytrip to the seaside.

Hancock's Half Hour

Ordered to lose weight by his doctor, Hancock vists Sid's Gym - where he unexpectedly floors Sid's champion fighter, Punchy. Unfortunately, this leaves open a spot in a very important fight, and it seems that Tub must fill it...

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the world's longest-running sitcom.

Millie Inbetween

Millie is looking forward to going ice skating and getting some rare one-on-one time with her dad. Jake's feeling the same; his real dad is putting in an all-too-rare appearance to take him to the air guitar championships.

Dilemma

With Dave Gorman, Richard Herring, Rebecca Front and journalist Dominic Lawson.

Roy

A face-painting incident turns Roy into a gorilla. Gorilla Roy chases Deco through Sandyford, causing chaos. How will the gang get Roy back to normal and can Roy manage to escape expulsion from Sandyford Progressive Learning?

Wussywat The Clumsy Cat

Wussywat discovers the compost heap which is really, really stinky!

Rent

Maria and Richard have a happy marriage, no children, but their house is falling down. It looks like there's only one thing for it - they'll have to start taking in lodgers.

Sooty

It's Mr. Slater's annual dog show, and Sooty is determined that Sweep will win the grand prize. But will he be brave enough to attempt the Doggie Assault Course? Guest starring The Krankies.

Sooty

Sooty, Sweep and Soo are desperate to break a world record for judge Boris McSquirter, will Sooty's giant brick tower win the day, or will Sweep become the tallest dog in the world? Guest starring Richard Arnold.

Spot Bots

Cubi and Lexi struggle to keep their wheels on the ground when they discover a patch of bouncy zoing boings.

The Navy Lark

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

Keeping Up Appearances

Plans to hold a pageant don't go quite as Hyacinth anticipated. Could this be remotely connected to the fact that she is organising it?

Millie Inbetween

Millie is looking forward to going ice skating and getting some rare one-on-one time with her dad. Jake's feeling the same; his real dad is putting in an all-too-rare appearance to take him to the air guitar championships.

Hancock's Half Hour

Ordered to lose weight by his doctor, Hancock vists Sid's Gym - where he unexpectedly floors Sid's champion fighter, Punchy. Unfortunately, this leaves open a spot in a very important fight, and it seems that Tub must fill it...

dinnerladies

Tony and Bren arrive at work together, causing much scandalous rumour amongst the girls. And a bet they'll "get it on" before Christmas.

Last Of The Summer Wine

In order to enhance Sid's marital status, Foggy, Clegg and Compo put their minds to thinking of some way of giving him a daring and glamorous image in Ivy's eyes.

Wussywat The Clumsy Cat

Wussywat discovers the compost heap which is really, really stinky!

Outnumbered

Stuck on the A3, Sue tries to keep the peace in a car that contains a new-age auntie, a bewildered grandfather, three fractious kids and several full bladders.

Brush Strokes

Jacko is flying high with Gaynor, a stewardess, whose schedule threatens to ruin his image. Meanwhile, Lionel celebrates his extension ot family and premises with a 'do' to make him a legend in Motspur Park, but for Veronica the party is over.

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon and Tracey arrange to take care of their Aunt Sylvie after a fall leaves her hospitalised.

Spot Bots

Cubi and Lexi struggle to keep their wheels on the ground when they discover a patch of bouncy zoing boings.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth gets more than she bargained for on a senior citizens' daytrip to the seaside.

Shaun The Sheep

When Bitzer injures his foot and can't work, the Farmer chooses the pigs to take over his role. The power crazy pigs take the opportunity to turn the farm into a porky paradise - at the sheep's expense. Bitzer tries in vain to warn his master what is going on behind his back, but it's Shaun who steps in and restores the status quo.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the world's longest-running sitcom.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag join the Junior Woodpeckers to get badges, but end up causing havoc on their maiden camping trip.

Dilemma

With Dave Gorman, Richard Herring, Rebecca Front and journalist Dominic Lawson.

Boj

When the buddies mishear Mr Cloppity say something is worn out and needs to leave the park, they think he means he is leaving and set about getting him to stay.

In Loving Memory

Pardoe's has gone bust, leaving J. Unsworth & Co. as the sole planter in miles. With business booming far beyond capacity, Mary's feeling neglected and unloved. Could this be a fatal strain on the Henshaw marriage?

Counterfeit Cat

Max recounts the tale of how he and Gark became internationally famous.

So Awkward

Jas is cutting it fine in terms of an art project deadline and winging it as usual.

Rent

Maria and Richard have a happy marriage, no children, but their house is falling down. It looks like there's only one thing for it - they'll have to start taking in lodgers.

On The Buses

Stan and Jack's interpretation of new safety regulations for getting buses in and out of the busy depot causes more accidents than they were designed to prevent.

A Whole 'Nother Story

Cassie and Pete finally get to kiss, but will they like it?

Man About The House

Whilst Mildred is away for the weekend, Mr. Roper intends to evict Robin, Chrissy and Jo and turn their flat into 6 separate "self-contained living units".

Go Jetters

Can the Go Jetters stop Glitch playing dominoes with the ancient stones of Stonehenge?

I've Never Seen Star Wars

Ann Widdecombe tries camping in a tent for the first time and watches as much of The Thick Of It as she can stand. Marcus also offers her a Jagerbomb, but will she accept?

Brush Strokes

Jacko is flying high with Gaynor, a stewardess, whose schedule threatens to ruin his image. Meanwhile, Lionel celebrates his extension ot family and premises with a 'do' to make him a legend in Motspur Park, but for Veronica the party is over.

Counterfeit Cat

Max and Gark mistake a famous poster of a cat for a real animal, and when the poster disintegrates they think the world will end unless they find a replacement.

Keeping Up Appearances

Plans to hold a pageant don't go quite as Hyacinth anticipated. Could this be remotely connected to the fact that she is organising it?

Counterfeit Cat

Gark notices a wart on Betty's face that seems to have appeared overnight, he's terrified that it must be Zaxos, an intergalactic criminal who's out to get him.

I've Never Seen Star Wars

Marcus Brigstocke persuades comedian Roy Walker to see his first ever Shakespeare play and banter with the audience for the first time.

Last Of The Summer Wine

In order to enhance Sid's marital status, Foggy, Clegg and Compo put their minds to thinking of some way of giving him a daring and glamorous image in Ivy's eyes.

Only Fools And Horses

With the bankruptcy court ordering the family home in Nelson Mandela house to be auctioned, the Trotters' financial nightmare is fast approaching meltdown.

Combined with Cassandra about to give birth at anytime, Marlene's mysterious disappearance and Trigger behaving even more bizarrely than usual, its little wonder that no one is sleeping soundly in Peckham.

Monty Python's Personal Best

A look at a colourful collage of Terry Gilliam's weirdly wonderful animations.

Tell Me Another

Interesting stories. This week starring: Ray Alan, Marti Caine, Thora Hird, George Melly, Spike Milligan, Beryl Reid, Reg Varney, Jack Warner.

Horrible Histories

A Victorian businessman goes undercover in his own factory, there's a right royal squabble over who should rule medieval England, we meet eccentric Georgian politician Mad Jack Mytton and the Real Tudor Hustle reveals the cleverest con tricks by naughty historical criminals.

The Navy Lark

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth is excited to learn that Emmet is rehearsing for an amateur musical. Daisy is growing increasingly frustrated at Onslow's lack of romantic interest - and he vice versa!

Hancock's Half Hour

Ordered to lose weight by his doctor, Hancock vists Sid's Gym - where he unexpectedly floors Sid's champion fighter, Punchy. Unfortunately, this leaves open a spot in a very important fight, and it seems that Tub must fill it...

'Allo 'Allo!

The airmen have gone, and all is back to (relative) normality at Café René. Herr Flick's not too pleased to have ended up with three copies of The Fallen Madonna though...

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

With Sanjeev Bhaskar, John Hannah and Kathy Burke.

QI

With Noel Fielding, Ross Noble and Australian comedian Colin Lane.

dinnerladies

Tony and Bren arrive at work together, causing much scandalous rumour amongst the girls. And a bet they'll "get it on" before Christmas.

Moone Boy

Martin discovers an unusual connection when he and Sean realise old age has opened the door for the return of Grandad's childhood imaginary friend, George Gershwin.

Porridge

Godber's History O Level exams are a few days away. Fletcher enlists the help of Warren and McLaren to steal the exam paper - if Godber is so determined to pass, Fletch's going to make sure he's well prepared before he enters the exam room.

The Royle Family

Baby David's freshly Christened, and the family are having a proper knees-up in celebration. As the Royle clan and their closest friends gather in the sitting room, Denise and Dave sneak upstairs for a quiet moment with the little one. But Antony's got an announcement...

Agatha Raisin

Vet and heartthrob Paul Bladon is killed by a fatal dose of horse tranquilliser.

Have I Got News For You

The popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Stephen Mangan and guest panellists Roisin Conaty and Nigel Farage MEP.

Porridge

Godber's case is coming up before the parole board, and with his clean record and his O Levels, he's sure to sail through it. Unless his feud with Jarvis - all brawn but little brain - escalates. Can he turn the other cheek, or has a man got to do what a man's got to do?

Absolutely Fabulous

There's a homecoming for one of the women, who's been 'away' for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new - slightly scary - best friend who forces a certain person to face some long-hidden truths...

One Foot In The Grave

The Meldrews are back from holiday and Victor's luck - and temper - is worse than ever. Margaret can take no more of their existence and decides to embark on a reckless adventure that could change both her own and Victor's lives forever.

Mock The Week

A selection of three episodes from the satirical panel game.

I've Never Seen Star Wars

Ann Widdecombe tries camping in a tent for the first time and watches as much of The Thick Of It as she can stand. Marcus also offers her a Jagerbomb, but will she accept?

Only Fools And Horses

With the bankruptcy court ordering the family home in Nelson Mandela house to be auctioned, the Trotters' financial nightmare is fast approaching meltdown.

Combined with Cassandra about to give birth at anytime, Marlene's mysterious disappearance and Trigger behaving even more bizarrely than usual, its little wonder that no one is sleeping soundly in Peckham.

Drunk History

Matt Richardson takes us back to World War II (stars Simon Bird and Dustin Demri Burns), whilst an inebriated Josie Long narrates the tale of Dr Crippen (stars Olivia Colman).

Thanks A Lot, Milton Jones!

Milton is asked for help when the local farm is rumoured to be going too far with its GM crops. At least, that's what the vegetables are saying.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel game, with Sean Lock and Sara Pascoe who take on Jon Richardson and Josh Widdicombe. Susie Dent is joined by Alex Horne & The Horne Section in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

One Foot In The Grave

Victor is on jury service and ends up waiting around at home all day to be called up for a case...

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon and Tracey arrange to take care of their Aunt Sylvie after a fall leaves her hospitalised.

The Mel And Sue Thing

This week Mel and Sue take on the film world. There's a clip from a new British blockbuster, an epic song from a musical, as well as a special guest appearance by Simon Groom, plugging his new picture Action Slacks 5. Plus another murder on Leather Island, and the tragic death of a loved one in the continuing saga of Jane Austen's seminal work Sweet Fanny Adams - its authenticity still cruelly unrecognised by the literary world.

A League Of Their Own

Three members of One Direction and Radio 1 DJ Sara Cox are the guests joining James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall.

Bad Robots

Episode one sees the launch of Nails Babez, the automated manicure machine which gives nails the Tezcorp treatment; the new Currency Exchange machine - ruining holidays before you've even got on a plane, and visitors to Marwell Zoo are finding out the truth about their penguins from the Tezcorp Tourist Information Machine.

'Allo 'Allo!

As more suitors pop out of the woodwork in search of Edith's hand, René becomes increasingly concerned about the fate of his café. Meanwhile, Herr Flick has devised a plan to send Hitler a forged copy of the Fallen Madonna, and another escape attempt for the airmen is afoot.

The Museum Of Everything

Episode 2.1, The Museum Reopens: Enjoy a display for the worst-selling author of Victorian times.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

A selection of three episodes of the statistical panel game.

Would I Lie To You?

This week, TV presenter Davina McCall and comedian Dave Gorman join David's camp and compete against journalistic powerhouse Janet Street-Porter and funnyman Omid Djalili on Lee's team.

Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge

Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.

Would I Lie To You?

Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material from the hit comedy panel show.

Peep Show

Jeremy and Super Hans get a band manager and play a Christian rock festival. Mark comes along as their roadie, and learns how to have sex properly for the first time in his life.

The Last Leg

The team are joined by actor Carrie Fisher to examine the biggest and most entertaining news stories.

Desmond's

A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.

Peep Show

Mark gets into online gaming and live role play with Dobby and wonders whether she may be 'the one'. Meanwhile Mark and Sophie finally sort out their annulment. Jeremy joins a cult.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain and the team fell another week's news tree and pick off its satirical leaves. With guests Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones and Zoe Lyons.

Safeword

With The Wanted's Tom Parker and dancer James Jordan, plus comedians Matt Richardson and Jamali Maddix.

The Royle Family

Baby David's freshly Christened, and the family are having a proper knees-up in celebration. As the Royle clan and their closest friends gather in the sitting room, Denise and Dave sneak upstairs for a quiet moment with the little one. But Antony's got an announcement...

Russell Howard's Good News

Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

QI

A Halloween-themed episode, with Andy Parsons, Clive Anderson and Sean Lock.

A League Of Their Own

Highlights from the 9th series of the sports-based panel show with James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall.

Absolutely Fabulous

Edina is encouraged by Patsy to plan an orgy, as she has not had sex for a long time. The pair hire two gigolos and prepare for their night of debauchery; which collides disastrously with Saffron's biology presentation for university.

A League Of Their Own

More highlights from the 9th series of the sports-based panel show with James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall.

Mock The Week

More topical comedy from Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison. with guests Milton Jones, Josh Widdicombe and Joe Wilkinson.

Russell Howard's Good News

Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

Seann Walsh Live: Seann To Be Wild

A TV broadcast of Seann Walsh's stand-up DVD.

The Catherine Tate Show

Nan appears on Paul O'Grady's teatime show and broadcasts her horrible views to the nation. The Aga Saga Woman takes a wrong turn into Tottenham and Lauren refuses to speak French for a French oral exam.

Rex The Runt

Claymation sitcom from Aardman Animations. The ten minute episodes revolve around the lives of four dogs - Rex, Bad Bob, Wendy and Vince.

Dilemma

With Dave Gorman, Richard Herring, Rebecca Front and journalist Dominic Lawson.

Rent

It is time to party for students Paul and Ruby, but grown-ups Maria and Richard hit a posh hotel.

A Whole 'Nother Story

Cassie and Pete finally get to kiss, but will they like it?

I've Never Seen Star Wars

Ann Widdecombe tries camping in a tent for the first time and watches as much of The Thick Of It as she can stand. Marcus also offers her a Jagerbomb, but will she accept?