Schedule Friday 29th April 2016

Doctor At Large

Little Cynthia is delicate. At least according to her mother. And her mother is determined that what Cynthia needs is plenty of visits from the doctor - especially from that handsome Doctor Upton.

Justin's House

Things turn messy when Robert invents a cake-making machine. Guest starring Katy Ashworth.

Winston

Love is in the air - even the old rogue's hooked up. But has Nancy met her match?

Sorry!

Fenella lives on a narrow boat and runs a children's theatre. Tim is like a puppet in her hands, but who's pulling the strings?

Danger Mouse

Brunel, the crazed time-travelling Victorian gentlechimp, is back and determined to change history so Danger Mouse and Penfold never meet.

Boj

Mrs Woof is making her big soup but is missing Mr Cloppity's carrots, as his crop has failed. Boj and his buddies discover a giant carrot growing amongst the tiddlers but it is too big to deliver to the diner... until Boj gets boj-ing and finds a way to combine all of his friends' ideas to lift it, push it and roll it along.

The Rest Is History

Chris Addison and Alun Cochrane join Frank and Kate to discuss the three wise men, Jack Straw (not that one), Henry Austen and a weaponry timeline.

As Time Goes By

Jean and Lionel are still at odds over living arrangements and haven't spoken in a week. Meanwhile, Jean's sister-in-law is in London and wants to see the happy couple.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

Terry is appalled at the changes in his home town. A job interview proves the final straw.

Forces' Sweetheart

Comedy with Michael Bentine and Harry Secombe.

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

The Goon Show

All set for the Long Distance Bass Drum Race, Neddie Seagoon is duped into villainy.

Minder

Arthur moves from the world of secondhand cars into corporate entertainment - but he soon discovers the glittering West End clubs and casinos hide a multitude of pitfalls.

So Awkward

'Wear your own clothes' day at school is approaching and Lily is anxious not to look like a dork.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Howard faces a memorable Christmas when he asks Foggy to act as his physical trainer.

The Museum Of Curiosity

This week's donations come from comedian and "Nazi Smasher" Humphrey Ker, therapist and star of Not The Nine O'Clock News Dr Pamela Stephenson Connolly and Nobel Laureate Prof Sir Andre Geim.

Roy

Roy's enthusiasm gets the better of him when he throws himself into the annual school charity drive.

No Commitments

Episode 9.3, Imaginary Friends: Victoria is keen to meet her daughter's new boyfriend, but is he all that he seems?

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos see a man take his chair out into the garden, and decide to bring some more things outside. Meanwhile, Peekaboo gets stuck outside the Boat! Is Peekaboo able to get back in without being discovered?

Sooty

When Sooty builds his own space rocket, he is determined to be the first teddy bear on Mars. But when the rocket crash-lands on Mr. Slater's mobile toilet, will all his dreams go down the pan?

Comic Roots

Michael Palin looks back in languor at his meteoric rise to stardom from Sheffield.

The Green Green Grass

Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5,000.

The Green Green Grass

A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past before the Driscoll Brothers bury him.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

Terry is appalled at the changes in his home town. A job interview proves the final straw.

So Awkward

'Wear your own clothes' day at school is approaching and Lily is anxious not to look like a dork.

Sorry!

Fenella lives on a narrow boat and runs a children's theatre. Tim is like a puppet in her hands, but who's pulling the strings?

Lord Tramp

The house is on high alert after reports of a local crime wave. At the same time, Hughie's opened the estate to the public in an effort to raise revenue; something's got to give!

The Goon Show

All set for the Long Distance Bass Drum Race, Neddie Seagoon is duped into villainy.

The Green Man

A hapless vacuum cleaner salesman stumbles upon a professional hitman's plot to kill a leading public figure.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Hobbo turns up at the river wall with Randolph, who he hopes will bring romance into Stella's life.

Only Fools And Horses

With the family fortune squandered, Del and Rodney set off for France to attend a memorial service in memory of Uncle Albert's old shipmates from the war. On the way back the Trotters pick up some rather unexpected cargo!

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos see a man take his chair out into the garden, and decide to bring some more things outside. Meanwhile, Peekaboo gets stuck outside the Boat! Is Peekaboo able to get back in without being discovered?

Terry & June

Terry becomes involved in the Neighbourhood Watch scheme.

Birds Of A Feather

Dorien's offer to invest in Sharon and Tracey's business is turned down.

As Time Goes By

Jean and Lionel are still at odds over living arrangements and haven't spoken in a week. Meanwhile, Jean's sister-in-law is in London and wants to see the happy couple.

Shaun The Sheep

It's a beautiful day and Shaun, Bitzer and Timmy are enjoying a picnic, when an unexpected guest arrives and spoils the peace. Forced into hiding the trio find ways to entertain themselves, until they have to brave up and face their fear.

Shaun The Sheep

When Shaun dresses as the farmer he suddenly has the power to boss Bitzer around, so he decides to throw a party. All goes to plan until Shaun encounters the real farmer...

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag accidentally create the worlds scariest roller coaster, all for a 'high-speed mid-ride' photo!

Last Of The Summer Wine

Howard faces a memorable Christmas when he asks Foggy to act as his physical trainer.

The Museum Of Curiosity

This week's donations come from comedian and "Nazi Smasher" Humphrey Ker, therapist and star of Not The Nine O'Clock News Dr Pamela Stephenson Connolly and Nobel Laureate Prof Sir Andre Geim.

Doctor At Large

When Upton suddenly finds himself in sole charge of Dr. Griffin's practice, Collier and Stuart-Clark are only too willing to help out. But their well-meant efforts drive Upton to advertise for a replacement.

The Football's On

Comedians Dave Johns, Ian Moore and Keith Dover join Ian Stone to mull over the week's major football news.

No Commitments

Episode 9.3, Imaginary Friends: Victoria is keen to meet her daughter's new boyfriend, but is he all that he seems?

On The Buses

Stan and Jack's interpretation of new safety regulations for getting buses in and out of the busy depot causes more accidents than they were designed to prevent.

Diddy TV

Featuring I'm not a Celebrity, Get Me in There! Also with Crime Diddy and an appeal to help elderly people buy their own catapult.

Winston

Love is in the air - even the old rogue's hooked up. But has Nancy met her match?

George & Mildred

Mildred's mother has come to stay for the week, and it's become increasingly clear that she won't be able to live alone for much longer. Mildred calls a family meeting to decide what should happen to her - and George makes a discovery.

Comic Roots

Michael Palin looks back in languor at his meteoric rise to stardom from Sheffield.

The Rest Is History

Chris Addison and Alun Cochrane join Frank and Kate to discuss the three wise men, Jack Straw (not that one), Henry Austen and a weaponry timeline.

Scream Street

Luke goes home to find that Otto has moved in after fleeing Sneer Hall to escape a visiting relative with a bit of a temper. Then when Luke brings her round to visit Otto so that the two can reconcile, things don't quite go to plan.

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon is still in love with her boyfriend, Colin, and she plucks up the courage to tell her husband. However, she refrains from telling him that Colin is a policeman.

The Green Green Grass

A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past before the Driscoll Brothers bury him.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Hobbo turns up at the river wall with Randolph, who he hopes will bring romance into Stella's life.

The Green Green Grass

Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5,000.

Danger Mouse

Penfold has had enough of being tied up, blown up and walloped and needs a holiday.

Horrible Histories

A prank-loving Emperor hosts a dinner party on Roman Come Dine With Me, the Durham Home Guard injure themselves while learning first aid, and the Viking rock band paint the town red... literally.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

Terry is appalled at the changes in his home town. A job interview proves the final straw.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth gets more than she bargained for on a senior citizens' daytrip to the seaside.

Porridge

It's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.

The Big Job

After their release from prison, an inept gang of bank robbers attempt to recover the proceeds of the Big Job that got them 15 years.

Would I Lie To You?

Highlights from the comedy panel show in which team mates must remain poker-faced while revealing personal stories previously known only to their closest confidantes.

The Goon Show

All set for the Long Distance Bass Drum Race, Neddie Seagoon is duped into villainy.

Only Fools And Horses

With the bankruptcy court ordering the family home in Nelson Mandela house to be auctioned, the Trotters' financial nightmare is fast approaching meltdown.

Combined with Cassandra about to give birth at anytime, Marlene's mysterious disappearance and Trigger behaving even more bizarrely than usual, its little wonder that no one is sleeping soundly in Peckham.

Jonathan Creek

When Jonathan's badger watch becomes a murder watch, the intrigue is only just beginning. For the man seen strangling a young woman had plunged to his death just weeks earlier...

Live At The Apollo

Alan Carr introduces, in his own inimitable style, sets from the fabulous Andi Osho and the always magnificent Patrick Kielty.

QI

With Jo Brand, David Mitchell and Colin Lane.

Brian Pern

Brian looks at drugs, scandal and the death of rock.

Open All Hours

Arkwright invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a foreign visitor who he suspects of shoplifting.

Micky Flanagan: Back In The Game

East End comic Micky Flanagan returns with his second, highly anticipated stand-up show, Back In The Game.

Have I Got News For You

Kathy Burke hosts the news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop and guest panellists Miles Jupp and Tim Loughton MP.

The Rest Is History

Chris Addison and Alun Cochrane join Frank and Kate to discuss the three wise men, Jack Straw (not that one), Henry Austen and a weaponry timeline.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel game, with Sean Lock and Sara Pascoe who take on Jon Richardson and Josh Widdicombe. Susie Dent is joined by Alex Horne & The Horne Section in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

Bellamy's People

Hapless radio talk-show host Gary Bellamy steps onto the small screen, into his Triumph Stag "personality vehicle" and travels the length and breadth of the land meeting the people of Britain and trying to find out what makes them tick.

It's David O'Doherty Time

Stand-up comedy and stories from the if.comedy award-winning stand-up comic.

Sarah Millican: Home Bird Live

Third live show from Sarah Millican, edited from the 2014 DVD release of the same name.

Loot

Ray Galton and Alan Simpson's film adaptation of Joe Orton's celebrated play, Loot.

The Mighty Boosh

Vince bites Howard's rare jazz record, but bites off more than he can chew as the corruptive Jazz Beast enters his bloodstream.

The Football's On

Comedians Dave Johns, Ian Moore and Keith Dover join Ian Stone to mull over the week's major football news.

Mock The Week

The regulars test out Christmas products, reminisce about yuletide visits to A & E, a long living goldfish and harps. There's also the customary out-takes reel, a seasonal Scenes We'd Like To See and Hugh Dennis voicing a royal newsreel.

Thom Tuck Goes Straight To DVD

Comedian Thom Tuck unearths 27 sub-masterpieces of straight-to-DVD action films from Steven Seagal, and draws parallels to these underrated gems with tales from his own life.

Two Doors Down

Christine just wants to know who the father of her daughter's baby is but Sophie won't tell her. So Christine locks her in the hut.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Greg Davies take on Jon Richardson and Holly Walsh. Susie Dent is joined by Vic Reeves in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

Witless

Rhona and Leanne are forced into hiding after witnessing a cold-blooded gangland shooting. Wannabe star actress Leanne is far more excited by the prospect than Rhona, who had been planning an escape of her own.

Josie Long - All Of The Planet's Wonders

Josie uses the book Astronomy for Dummies to try and unravel the greater mysteries of the cosmos.

Nighty Night

Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.

Mock The Week

Josh Widdicombe, Milton Jones, Ed Byrne, Stewart Francis and Katherine Ryan are amongst the comedians offering up festive jokes.

Mordrin McDonald: 21st-Century Wizard

Mordrin is enlisted by fellow wizard Bernard the Blue to help tackle a fiery meteor that is heading straight to Earth and threatening to wipe out all civilisation. However, Mordrin's attention is swayed from the task in hand by news that Heather has a new boyfriend.

Love And Marriage

Pauline grows increasingly frustrated and depressed when no one seems to notice she is retiring - not even her family. She soon realises she's faced with a big choice: continue with her life as is, or chance on a brand new one.

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon is still in love with her boyfriend, Colin, and she plucks up the courage to tell her husband. However, she refrains from telling him that Colin is a policeman.

15 Storeys High

Vince wakes up surrounded by the debris of a night out. As his eyes focus, he spies a piece of pub furniture he took home "for a laugh". Errol is reluctant to help him return it for fear of being caught handling stolen goods and is unconvinced by Vince's explanation that it's not stealing if you're drunk.

Alan Carr: Chatty Man

Alan is joined by Good Morning Britain presenters Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid who chat about the ITV1 show. Marvel's Captain America: Civil War stars Elizabeth Olsen, Anthony Mackie and Paul Bettany discuss the highly-anticipated film. Hugh Grant and Simon Helberg talk about their new film Florence Foster Jenkins, while Laura Mvula performs her new single Phenomenal Woman live in the studio.

Dylan Moran: Like, Totally

TV edit of Dylan Moran's 2006 live show.

White Cargo

A repeat of this 1973 film.

Sean Lock: Stand Up

Sean Lock, one of Britain's favourite comedians and star of 8 Out Of 10 Cats shares his live show, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo in 2008.

Trigger Happy TV

A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the hidden camera comedy.

Rex The Runt

Claymation sitcom from Aardman Animations. The ten minute episodes revolve around the lives of four dogs - Rex, Bad Bob, Wendy and Vince.

Jon Richardson: Funny Magnet

TV broadcast of Jon Richardson's first stand-up DVD, released in 2012.

The Mighty Boosh

Vince bites Howard's rare jazz record, but bites off more than he can chew as the corruptive Jazz Beast enters his bloodstream.

Have I Got News For You

Kathy Burke hosts the news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop and guest panellists Miles Jupp and Tim Loughton MP.

Lookalikes

David Beckham lookalike and agency boss Andy has bagged a huge gig with a British ferry company. Due to an unfortunate error Andy can't board the boat, leaving 'Mr T' in charge. Meanwhile, 'Victoria Beckham' has decided to make a Lookalikes nude charity calendar.

Nighty Night

Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.

At Home With The Braithwaites

Comedy drama about the Leeds Braithwaite family, whose lives are changed when mum wins £36 million on the lottery.

Lookalikes

'David Brent' decides to create his own rival agency. He manages to poach 'Gordon Ramsay' with the promise of fulfilling his dream of a TV gig on a cookery show. Meanwhile, Ed Sheeran's fame has reached stratospheric proportions and lookalike Ty has let his new-found notoriety go to his head.

15 Storeys High

Vince wakes up surrounded by the debris of a night out. As his eyes focus, he spies a piece of pub furniture he took home "for a laugh". Errol is reluctant to help him return it for fear of being caught handling stolen goods and is unconvinced by Vince's explanation that it's not stealing if you're drunk.

The Museum Of Curiosity

This week's donations come from comedian and "Nazi Smasher" Humphrey Ker, therapist and star of Not The Nine O'Clock News Dr Pamela Stephenson Connolly and Nobel Laureate Prof Sir Andre Geim.

No Commitments

Episode 9.3, Imaginary Friends: Victoria is keen to meet her daughter's new boyfriend, but is he all that he seems?

George & Mildred

George trades his clapped-out old car for - of all things - a caravan! Mr Fourmile and the local Residents' Association offer to buy it from him; with her even snobbier sister due to visit, Mildred is particularly keen for him to get rid.

Winston

Love is in the air - even the old rogue's hooked up. But has Nancy met her match?

The Rest Is History

Chris Addison and Alun Cochrane join Frank and Kate to discuss the three wise men, Jack Straw (not that one), Henry Austen and a weaponry timeline.