Schedule Monday 28th March 2016

Holiday On The Buses

Third film spin-off from On The Buses. There is mayhem at a holiday camp when Stan, Jack and Blakey go to work there during the summer.

Only Fools And Horses

With the bankruptcy court ordering the family home in Nelson Mandela house to be auctioned, the Trotters' financial nightmare is fast approaching meltdown.

Combined with Cassandra about to give birth at anytime, Marlene's mysterious disappearance and Trigger behaving even more bizarrely than usual, its little wonder that no one is sleeping soundly in Peckham.

Trapped

Episode 2, Stand-Up Tragedy: Backstage at a comedy club, four comics discover life on the circuit isn't all fun.

The Goose Steps Out

Wartime comedy starring Will Hay. Teacher William Potts goes undercover at a German spy training school.

Shaun The Sheep

The Farmer wants a family photo and instructs Bitzer to gather all the animals together. Getting them all to stand still at the same time is more than they can manage and Shaun discovers he's cut out of the shot. Bitzer can't bear to have his friend left out so the pair set out to find a solution.

Danger Mouse

Penfold has had enough of being tied up, blown up and walloped and needs a holiday.

Just A Minute

Gyles Brandreth, Esther Rantzen, Paul Merton and Tim Rice try to talk without deviation, hesitation or repetition. This week's topics include: Bubble & Squeak, A Leap Year and A Mission to Mars.

Rising Damp Fovever

Part two reveals how the series continued to be a success, eventually spawning a feature length film.

Dad's Army

There is good news for the platoon: they are to welcome a French general, and Mainwaring is to get a staff car. It is decided to have the car camouflage-painted - they just have to pick the right car up.

Listen To Les

Lugubrious Les Dawson tells us of thin Albert, and Cosmo discusses modern teenagers.

The Vicar Of Dibley

A repeat-run of the entire third series of the Dawn French.

Rising Damp

A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of ITV's most successful sitcom.

King Street Junior

What is a good read? The question creates some heat in the staff room. Meanwhile, Miss Lewis decides to apply for a Headship at another school.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos learn how to fit pipes together when they create a surprising water feature, and the Very Important Lady falls apart and needs some help fitting back together.

Desmond's

Lee's health hangs in the balance after a routine health check.

Carry On Jack

Costume comedy with the Carry On team. A young serving wench in search of her captive boyfriend disguises herself on board the good ship Venus.

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Desmond's

Desmond's daughter's growing up too fast, while his eldest son's hardly growing up at all.

Desert Mice

Comedy about the activities of an ENSA (Every Night Something Awful) troupe of entertainers. Starring Sid James, Dora Bryan, Alfred Marks & Liz Fraser.

Desmond's

Desmond wonders what might have been if he'd never come to this 'godforsaken country'.

Dad's Army

There is good news for the platoon: they are to welcome a French general, and Mainwaring is to get a staff car. It is decided to have the car camouflage-painted - they just have to pick the right car up.

Carry On At Your Convenience

Sid James plays Sid Plummer, a works foreman struggling to bridge the gap between an unreasonable, strike-happy shop steward and a naive manager's son.

Desmond's

Sean invents a video game that seems destined to put his father out of business.

Listen To Les

Lugubrious Les Dawson tells us of thin Albert, and Cosmo discusses modern teenagers.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos learn how to fit pipes together when they create a surprising water feature, and the Very Important Lady falls apart and needs some help fitting back together.

Carry On Again Doctor

A doctor stumbles upon a shaman's weight-reducing potion and, realising the potential, returns to England with the aim of making a fortune.

Spot Bots

Get switched on and play games with the Spot Bots! Cubi and Lexi try to learn a new dance routine.

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Danger Mouse

The world is in jeopardy and the only thing that can save it is a 1,000ft Penfold.

Rising Damp

A selection of episodes from the fourth series of ITV's most successful sitcom.

King Street Junior

What is a good read? The question creates some heat in the staff room. Meanwhile, Miss Lewis decides to apply for a Headship at another school.

Trapped

Episode 2, Stand-Up Tragedy: Backstage at a comedy club, four comics discover life on the circuit isn't all fun.

Just A Minute

Gyles Brandreth, Esther Rantzen, Paul Merton and Tim Rice try to talk without deviation, hesitation or repetition. This week's topics include: Bubble & Squeak, A Leap Year and A Mission to Mars.

A Close Shave

Wallace's whirlwind romance with the proprietor of the local wool shop puts his head in a spin; but not all is well for Gromit.

Doc Martin

An old flame of Joan's sails back into her life and whisks her off her feet. But John Slater is seriously ill with a life-threatening heart condition.

A Matter Of Loaf And Death

A spoof of murder mysteries is in store as Wallace and Gromit start running their own bakery: Top Bun. However, there's a Cereal Killer on the loose.

Doc Martin

Dr Ellingham is infuriated when the locals discover his 'issue' with blood. Then his little problem is put to the most extreme test imaginable when young Peter Cronk must be rushed to hospital in the dead of night.

Dad's Army

There is good news for the platoon: they are to welcome a French general, and Mainwaring is to get a staff car. It is decided to have the car camouflage-painted - they just have to pick the right car up.

Listen To Les

Lugubrious Les Dawson tells us of thin Albert, and Cosmo discusses modern teenagers.

A League Of Their Own

With Sean Lock, Christine Ohuruogu and Lennox Lewis.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Lee Mack and Johnny Vegas, Mel Giedroyc and Freddie Flintoff test some facts.

I'm All Right Jack

An upper-class dimwit is thrown onto the shop floor by his uncle in an attempt to provoke a strike. With Ian Carmichael, Terry-Thomas & Peter Sellers.

Just A Minute

Gyles Brandreth, Esther Rantzen, Paul Merton and Tim Rice try to talk without deviation, hesitation or repetition. This week's topics include: Bubble & Squeak, A Leap Year and A Mission to Mars.

I've Never Seen Star Wars

Dave Gorman tries horse riding for the first time, goes to a strip club, and reads his first Dickens.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Kevin Bridges and Rebecca Front. Rachel Riley is back on numbers-and-letters duty and Susie Dent is in Dictionary Corner with Joe Lycett.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Topical Channel 4 comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. The questions are based on survey results and statistics.

Mock The Week

Dara O'Briain presents a special show featuring unseen material and favourite bits from this series.

The Now Show

Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis are joined by Ellie Taylor, Jon Holmes and Mitch Benn. This week the gang take a look at the fallout from Iain Duncan Smith's surprise resignation, Ellie Taylor explains why Millennials are so anxious, Jon lets his appreciations for the Great British public be known in no uncertain terms, and Punt and Dennis discuss the lack of sound opposition in the House of Commons with the Assistant Editor for The Spectator, Isabel Hardman.

Cuckoo

It's the day of Baby Sid's naming, and another new Thompson causes havoc in the family. Meanwhile, Dale struggles with his feelings about Ling.

QI

With Chris Addison, Sara Cox, Sue Perkins, and joining them and Alan Davies for one last time, Stephen Fry in his farewell appearance as host.

The Jonathan Ross Show

Jonathan welcomes Star Wars legend Carrie Fisher, top UK comedian Russell Howard and superstar soprano Katherine Jenkins, who also performs live.

Absolutely Fabulous

Eddy's first ever boyfriend, Pete, is back on the scene, and he's in possession of a set of lost Beatles recordings. As he, Patsy and Eddy celebrate the find and prepare to unveil the tapes to the world, it seems that nothing can go wrong.

ElvenQuest

The Questers come to the rescue of King Baldwin the Jovial, whose kingdom is being terrorised by a terrible creature. Meanwhile, Lord Darkness is after a girlfriend...

The Graham Norton Show

Ben Affleck talks about being Batman, Amy Adams reveals her daughter wanted her to get married, Henry Cavill says he would love to be 007, and the Pet Shop Boys perform live in the studio.

QI

With Rob Brydon, Gyles Brandreth and Rich Hall.

Drunk History

Matt Richardson takes us back to World War II (stars Simon Bird and Dustin Demri Burns), whilst an inebriated Josie Long narrates the tale of Dr Crippen (stars Olivia Colman).

QI

With Mark Steel, Clive Anderson and John Sessions.

Shooting Stars

With Clement Freud, Myleene Klass and Claire Goose.

Alan Carr: Chatty Man

Alan is joined by all four of The Voice judges: Paloma Faith, Boy George, will.i.am and Ricky Wilson who talk about this year's competition. The cast of Fresh Meat: Jack Whitehall, Charlotte Ritchie, Joe Thomas and Greg McHugh discuss the final series of the show. Plus Years & Years perform their new single Desire live in the studio.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy, Jon and Sean are joined by Carol Vorderman, Tony Law, Olympic gymnast Louis Smith, and Alice Levine.

Room 101

Pointless star Richard Osman, TV presenter and peer Joan Bakewell and comedian Roisin Conaty try to get the things they hate the most into Room 101, including gardening, cobblers and people who keep mentioning Richard's height.

Men Behaving Badly

Tony desperately tries to impress Deborah's mother.

Rising Damp

Rigsby decides he must finally move on, giving up on Miss Jones and filing for divorce. He places an advert in the local newspaper, but his search for love doesn't run entirely smoothly.

Celebrity Juice

Tonight's guests are comedian Johnny Vegas, TOWIE star Ferne McCann and TV presenter Rylan Clark-Neal.

Room 101

Singer Michael Ball, actress Caroline Quentin, and German comedy ambassador to the United Kingdom Henning Wehn try to dump fundraising, clairvoyants and junk mail into the Orwellian chamber.

Rising Damp

New resident Ambrose claims he has the power of hypnosis due to his gypsy blood. Rigsby is initially sceptcial, but soon wonders if Ambrose's abilities could be used in his favour.

Men Behaving Badly

Gary has to get rid of his beloved but sadly stain-covered sofa. Tony makes a rather unwise purchase from a man in the pub.

@elevenish

Tez Ilyas heads onto the streets of London to ask how to stop Islam; Lolly Adefope talks about racism in acting; and Natasia Demetriou has grand ambitions for the show.

dinnerladies

It's New Year's Eve 1999, and the canteen is preparing for a special millennium dinner. But an abandoned baby and a riot in the city centre begin to throw everyone's plans into chaos.

Ever Decreasing Circles

Paul has announced he is leaving the close to begin a new beauty business and Martin is happy. But a visit to a independent hardware store run by its elderly owner soon changes the situation.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

Nathan Caton on his eccentric grandma, Stephen Grant on Australia's butchering of the English language and Andrew Lawrence is 'a miserable b*****d'.

Big Bad World

Ben returns to his home town of Great Yarmouth after university only to discover his ex-girlfriend Lucy has a new boyfriend and his parents have destroyed his bedroom.

Shooting Stars

With Clement Freud, Myleene Klass and Claire Goose.

Creature Comforts

Animated thoughts from the animal kingdom.

King Street Junior

What is a good read? The question creates some heat in the staff room. Meanwhile, Miss Lewis decides to apply for a Headship at another school.

Trapped

Episode 2, Stand-Up Tragedy: Backstage at a comedy club, four comics discover life on the circuit isn't all fun.

Just A Minute

Gyles Brandreth, Esther Rantzen, Paul Merton and Tim Rice try to talk without deviation, hesitation or repetition. This week's topics include: Bubble & Squeak, A Leap Year and A Mission to Mars.