British Comedy Guide

Schedule Thursday 24th March 2016

CBBC logo. Credit: BBC 7:45am
15 min
Diddy TV. Copyright: BBC

Diddy TV

Series 1, Episode 9 - Let It Go

Diddy Hazel Irvine hosts the final of the world snooker tournament between Juddery Trump and Ronnie O'Notagain. Also, there is more American sitcom action in RoboPop.

CBBC logo. Credit: BBC 8am
15 min
The Roy Files. Copyright: JAM Media

The Roy Files

Episode 14 - Mistakes

Roy discusses that making mistakes is a part of life.

CBBC logo. Credit: BBC 4:30pm
30 min
4 O'Clock Club. Image shows from L to R: Nero Johnson (Akai Osei), Dexter (Jason Callender). Copyright: BBC

4 O'Clock Club

Series 5, Episode 5 - Zombie

Clem's freaks out when she thinks Nero has sent her a CD of love songs. And Lizzie thinks Dexter has invited her to a zombie apocalypse.

CBeebies logo. Credit: BBC 5:20pm
15 min
Go Jetters. Copyright: BBC

Go Jetters

Series 1, Episode 14 - The Colosseum, Italy

Glitch visits Rome to race his grimbots in the Colosseum. Can the Go Jetters stop him?

Gold channel logo. Copyright: UKTV 6pm (repeat)
My Family. Image shows from L to R: Ben Harper (Robert Lindsay), Susan Harper (Zoë Wanamaker). Copyright: DLT Entertainment Ltd. / Rude Boy Productions

My Family

Series 11, Episode 10 - Susan For A Bruisin'

Susan wants to look her best for an impending school reunion. When she is asked to give the keynote address, however, she decides that her best may need some help. Unfortunately, Ben is on hand to administer the 'Cavitox'.

BBC Three 6pm
22 min
Flat TV. Image shows from L to R: Naz (Naz Osmanoglu), Tom (Tom Rosenthal). Copyright: BBC

Flat TV

Episode 1 - The Package

Tom's eBay ploy pays off and just 7 to 10 days later, the boys spend the day waiting for the package to be delivered. Meanwhile, Sophie's having a party - and Tom's not invited.

BBC Three 6pm
22 min
Flat TV. Naz (Naz Osmanoglu). Copyright: BBC

Flat TV

Episode 2 - Sauce

When his internet stalking fails, Tom resorts to breaking and entering in order to get closer to gorgeous new neighbour Sophie. Meanwhile, Naz invents a new sauce.

BBC Three 6pm
23 min
Flat TV. Image shows from L to R: Tom (Tom Rosenthal), Naz (Naz Osmanoglu). Copyright: BBC

Flat TV

Episode 3 - Locked Out

Tom and Naz find themselves locked out of the flat after Naz breaks another one of Tom's flat rules. While Tom just wants to get back inside to watch Antiques Roadshow, Naz decides to escape Tom's tyranny and live in the wild.

BBC Three 6pm
22 min
Flat TV. Image shows from L to R: Mikey (Ethan Lawrence), Naz (Naz Osmanoglu). Copyright: BBC

Flat TV

Episode 4 - The Nemesis

In a bid to impress gorgeous new neighbour Sophie, Tom agrees to look after Aoife's nephew Kieran. Unfortunately, he turns out to be a bit of a handful. Meanwhile, Naz becomes a Monk.

Radio 4 6:30pm (repeat)
Hal Cruttenden

Hal

Series 1, Episode 2 - Death

Hal faces a stark health problem, but salvation comes in the form of a charity race.

Gold channel logo. Copyright: UKTV 6:40pm (repeat)
dinnerladies. Image shows from L to R: Jean (Anne Reid), Stan (Duncan Preston), Brenda (Victoria Wood), Twinkle (Maxine Peake), Dolly (Thelma Barlow), Tony (Andrew Dunn), Anita (Shobna Gulati). Copyright: Good Fun / Pozzitive Productions

dinnerladies

Series 2, Episode 3 - Holidays

A place has become available for Bren to go on holiday to Marbella - with Tony. That's if her mother, Petula, doesn't get in the way.

7pm
3 min
12 Sketches In A London House

12 Sketches In A London House

Episode 8 - Bedroom

The home carer is doing her usual rounds. She just wants to help out, though it looks like might have accidentally signed up to something a little more full on...

Gold channel logo. Copyright: UKTV 7:20pm (repeat)
Open All Hours. Image shows from L to R: Nurse Gladys Emmanuel (Lynda Baron), Granville (David Jason), Albert Arkwright (Ronnie Barker). Copyright: BBC

Open All Hours

Series 2, Episode 7 - St Albert's Day

Arkwright invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a foreign visitor who he suspects of shoplifting.

Gold channel logo. Copyright: UKTV 8pm (repeat)
Only Fools And Horses. Image shows from L to R: Uncle Albert (Buster Merryfield), Del (David Jason), Rodney (Nicholas Lyndhurst). Copyright: BBC

Only Fools And Horses

Series 4, Episode 7 - As One Door Closes

Del's skint again and his latest deal has fallen through, but Rodney discovers a rare butterfly which will solve all of their financial problems.

U&Dave channel logo 8pm (repeat)
Would I Lie To You?. Image shows from L to R: David Mitchell, Rob Brydon, Lee Mack. Copyright: Zeppotron

Would I Lie To You?

A selection of three episodes from the lie-based panel game.

Gold channel logo. Copyright: UKTV 8:40pm (repeat)
Only Fools And Horses. Image shows from L to R: Uncle Albert (Buster Merryfield), Del (David Jason), Rodney (Nicholas Lyndhurst). Copyright: BBC

Only Fools And Horses

Series 5, Episode 1 - From Prussia With Love

Rodney takes pity on a heavily-pregnant and homeless au-pair girl he meets in the Nag's Head. When he invites her to stay at the flat, Del sees a nice little earner about to be born. But will Boycie be interested?

Channel 4 logo. Copyright: Channel 4 Television Corporation 9pm
60 min
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. Copyright: ITV Studios / Zeppotron

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Series 8 (Channel 4: Series 9), Episode 4

Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Kevin Bridges and Rebecca Front. Rachel Riley is back on numbers-and-letters duty and Susie Dent is in Dictionary Corner with Joe Lycett.

Gold channel logo. Copyright: UKTV 9:20pm (repeat)
Come Fly With Me. Image shows from L to R: David Walliams, Matt Lucas

Come Fly With Me

Episode 5

Immigration officer Ian Foot pulls in Taaj for questioning as part of a random security check.

Gold channel logo. Copyright: UKTV 10pm (repeat)
Big School. Image shows from L to R: Ms Baron (Frances de la Tour), Miss Postern (Catherine Tate), Mr Church (David Walliams), Mr Gunn (Philip Glenister). Copyright: BBC / King Bert Productions

Big School

Series 2, Episode 2

It's Miss Postern's birthday - but unfortunately it seems she's the only member of the Greybridge teaching staff who has remembered.

BBC Two 10pm
30 min
Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle. Stewart Lee. Copyright: BBC

Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle

Series 4, Episode 4 - Death

In episode four, Stewart talks about death.

U&Dave channel logo 10pm
60 min version
(repeat)
QI. Image shows from L to R: Alan Davies, Stephen Fry. Copyright: TalkbackThames

QI

Series L, Episode 2 - Location, Location, Location

With Aisling Bea, Jason Manford and Johnny Vegas.

ITV2 logo. Credit: ITV 10pm
60 min
Celebrity Juice. Image shows from L to R: Holly Willoughby, Leigh Francis, Fearne Cotton. Copyright: Talkback

Celebrity Juice

Series 15, Episode 2 - Easter Special

Tonight's guests are comedian Johnny Vegas, TOWIE star Ferne McCann and TV presenter Rylan Clark-Neal.

Channel 4 logo. Copyright: Channel 4 Television Corporation 10pm
60 min
Alan Carr: Chatty Man. Image shows from L to R: Charlotte Ritchie, Jack Whitehall, Alan Carr. Copyright: Open Mike Productions

Alan Carr: Chatty Man

Series 16, Episode 4 - The Voice judges, Fresh Meat cast, Years & Years

Alan is joined by all four of The Voice judges: Paloma Faith, Boy George, will.i.am and Ricky Wilson who talk about this year's competition. The cast of Fresh Meat: Jack Whitehall, Charlotte Ritchie, Joe Thomas and Greg McHugh discuss the final series of the show. Plus Years & Years perform their new single Desire live in the studio.

E4 logo. Copyright: Channel 4 Television Corporation 10pm (repeat)
The Inbetweeners. Image shows from L to R: Will Mackenzie (Simon Bird), Charlotte Hinchcliffe (Emily Atack). Copyright: Bwark Productions

The Inbetweeners

Series 2, Episode 3 - Will's Birthday

It's Will's birthday, and he's planning a suitably grown-up dinner. Unfortunately, Will's party clashes with a far more popular one.

E4 logo. Copyright: Channel 4 Television Corporation 10:35pm (repeat)
The Inbetweeners. Image shows from L to R: Will Mackenzie (Simon Bird), Charlotte Hinchcliffe (Emily Atack). Copyright: Bwark Productions

The Inbetweeners

Series 2, Episode 4 - Night Out In London

In a desperate attempt at reinvention, Will decides that the lads should become cool and go clubbing.

Gold channel logo. Copyright: UKTV 10:40pm (repeat)
Miranda. Image shows from L to R: Penny (Patricia Hodge), Stevie (Sarah Hadland), Miranda (Miranda Hart), Tilly (Sally Phillips), Gary (Tom Ellis). Copyright: BBC

Miranda

Series 3, Episode 2 - What A Surprise

Penny embarrasses Miranda by running for local councillor with Tilly as her wing man. Gary has put himself on the dating scene and Miranda decides she has to do the same.

ITV2 logo. Credit: ITV 10:50pm
30 min
@elevenish. Copyright: Talkback

@elevenish

Episode 2

Tez Ilyas heads onto the streets of London to ask how to stop Islam; Lolly Adefope talks about racism in acting; and Natasia Demetriou has grand ambitions for the show.

U&Dave channel logo 11pm
60 min version
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News. Russell Howard. Copyright: Avalon Television

Russell Howard's Good News

Series 7, Episode 7

Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.

Radio 4 11pm
30 min
Small Scenes. Image shows from L to R: Daniel Rigby, Cariad Lloyd, Henry Paker, Jessica Ransom, Mike Wozniak. Copyright: BBC

Small Scenes

Series 3, Episode 4

A man can't stop accidentally discovering dead bodies, a hotel guest keeps asking for more towels, someone gets too close to the bats he's supposed to studying, and the show goes on board a luxury Seasun cruise.

Gold channel logo. Copyright: UKTV 11:20pm (repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous. Image shows from L to R: Patsy (Joanna Lumley), Edina (Jennifer Saunders). Copyright: Saunders And French Productions / BBC

Absolutely Fabulous

Series 4, Episode 5 - Small Opening

Saffron's first play is due to open for a limited run. When Eddy discovers it's autobiographical, she is afraid it will paint her in a bad light and resolves to have the production shut down.

U&Dave channel logo Midnight (repeat)
Hoff The Record. Image shows from L to R: Max Coleman (Fergus Craig), Hoff (David Hasselhoff). Copyright: Me & You Productions

Hoff The Record

Series 1, Episode 4 - Hostile Environment Training

Things are looking up when Hoff is offered a job as a landmine charity spokesman.

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