Schedule Thursday 28th January 2016
Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 5 - Somebody Out There Likes MeFlowers, and later a large box of chocolates, arrive for Chrissy, "from an admirer". She's uncomfortable with the unidentified attention and gives them to Mildred; George is more than a little bit jealous.
Minder
Series 6, Episode 2 - Life In The Fast Food LaneArthur gets into the car phone business, not realising he is dealing with a dodgy supplier. And Terry fancies a girl who tries to hide her rich family background.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 4, Episode 1Sensing Ann's tension, Paul helps Martin to let go of all the minutiae in his life by giving him and Ann a spot of therapy. The new Martin starts letting his friends down!
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Hazelbeach
Series 1, Episode 5Nick gets a job with a dominatrix and Ronnie buys an extraordinary number of sinks.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 23 - Wash DayWhen the farmer's clothesline gets used as a ride can the sheep rewash the clothes before the farmer returns?
Sorry!
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Big SleepTim collapses and ends up in Casualty where he manages to muddle up his charts and convinces himself he's going to die. He records his last confession.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 5, Episode 3A look back at a career in accounting and an overrated experience, and Patsy Straightwoman returns with an interview sketch.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 6 - Branching OutJean is opening another branch of the agency and Judith expects to be asked to manage it. Meanwhile, Lionel's somewhat lost with how to spend his days and the topic of his and Jean's romance arises once more.
Steptoe And Son
A Star Is Born: Harold falls for his drama society's leading lady.
Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 19 - MuddyWhen Oggy loses his toy in the mud Wussywat helps him find it, making some muddy new ones in the process. Squidgetastic!
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 5, The Dog: The author is alarmed to find a four-legged friend in his car.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 3 - Violet's Country CottageHyacinth and Richard take over a country cottage for two days, with unexpected results.
The Indian Doctor
Series 1, Episode 1 - The ArrivalThe sleepy Welsh mining village of Trefelin is in for a shock. When the local doctor dies, his replacement isn't quite what people expect - Prem Sharma is the Indian doctor.
Genius
Series 2, Episode 5 - Sid WaddellWith Sid Waddell. Ideas include perforated bread, The Book fo Yawning, and partners dressing up in animal costumes during relationship therapy.
The Reluctant Bride
A repeat of this 1955 film.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 27th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
No Commitments
Episode 7.6, Soap Bubbles: Charlotte discovers that starring in a soap opera is a cut-throat business.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 19 - PopThe Twirlywoos learn about popping when they encounter a machine that makes bubbles. Back in the Boat, Peekaboo interrupts teatime when he blows some bubbles of his own.
Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 12 - A Matter Of Life And DeathLee's health hangs in the balance after a routine health check.
Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 13 - The Patter Of Little FeetDesmond's daughter's growing up too fast, while his eldest son's hardly growing up at all.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 12 - The Inventions GameSooty's latest Inventions take the gang onto a TV game show. Can they win over the show's judge, 'The Boss' or will Sweep throw a bone in the works? Guest starring John Thompson.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 13 - Balancing ActWhen Richard claims to be an expert gymnast, Sooty and the gang insist he shows off his skills. But with a host of traps waiting for him at the gym, will he make it to the gymnastics show in one piece?
My Family
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Great EscapeNormally, nobody in the Harper family would willingly set foot in Nick's flat, but when Susan's mother comes to stay, it suddenly seems more attractive.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 15 - Magic PencilBo struggles to compete with the others when it comes to art. Maybe Sonia has the solution?
My Family
Series 4, Episode 4 - Return Of The Prodigal PratWhen the local paper announces Ben's death, he sees it as an opportunity to avoid doing all the things he doesn't want to do.
Steptoe And Son
A Star Is Born: Harold falls for his drama society's leading lady.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 11 - Flat PackMr Bean is in need of a sturdy new bookcase and sets off to visit a furniture warehouse. He finds one that is perfect, but is outraged when he is told he has to build the bookcase himself! Bean is unfamiliar with flat pack assembly and struggles to construct his new bookcase, failing miserably when he discovers he is one screw short. Mr Bean heads back to the shop only to find it is closed!
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 5, The Dog: The author is alarmed to find a four-legged friend in his car.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 3 - Hole In OneIn the middle of the worst, wettest winter in memory, all the brothers have to flog is sun-tan lotion. Things are looking grim until Uncle Albert falls down the cellar hatch at the Nag's Head: a big compensation package could set them up nicely. Unfortunately, Del's unaware of Albert's past...
Minder
Series 6, Episode 2 - Life In The Fast Food LaneArthur gets into the car phone business, not realising he is dealing with a dodgy supplier. And Terry fancies a girl who tries to hide her rich family background.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 6 - In Search Of Childlike Joy And The Farthest Reaches Of The Lotus PositionWesley hopes his hand-crafted trolley and a hill will restore the dispirited Smiler's joie de vivre.
Carry On Behind
Saucy British comedy with the Carry On crew, set on a caravan campsite where a Roman settlement has been discovered.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - Ways And MeansAfter offering advice to fellow fishing-net "knitter" McLaren on curbing his short temper, Fletch attempts to make amends with the governor when McLaren forgoes angry outbursts for a more peaceful rooftop protest.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 19 - PopThe Twirlywoos learn about popping when they encounter a machine that makes bubbles. Back in the Boat, Peekaboo interrupts teatime when he blows some bubbles of his own.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 8 - You Pays Yer MoneyA by-election in Chigwell causes tension about who to vote for between Tracey, Sharon and Dorien. Sharon wants Darryl's vote after Tracey paid his poll tax, but he wants the full £350 for the pleasure, leading Sharon to take drastic action.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 6 - Men Without WomenFletcher has been offering his advice to his fellow prisoners on the topic of romance. Letters written home result in a visiting room full of wives and sweethearts, but Fletcher's visitor is his eldest daughter. Should he be following his own advice?
Holding Back The Tide
Episode 1 - The Vauxgarth PigWhen Richard and Clare inherit a house in Yorkshire they find themselves drawn into an unlikely group attempting to defend their town against the worst ills of modernity and it seems the Breck Howe Preservation Society will stop at nothing.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 9 - TrustTracey is seeing a psychotherapist, Gerald, Darryl thinks she has another man, does she come clean? Sharon isn't helping Tracey give up smoking by smoking around the house. Dorien and Sharon's advice goes unheeded.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 6 - Branching OutJean is opening another branch of the agency and Judith expects to be asked to manage it. Meanwhile, Lionel's somewhat lost with how to spend his days and the topic of his and Jean's romance arises once more.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 30 - SheepwalkingOne night, Shaun has the urge to walk in his sleep, and of course the rest of the Flock's natural instinct is to follow him, with resultant chaos.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 3 - Violet's Country CottageHyacinth and Richard take over a country cottage for two days, with unexpected results.
Come On George
George Formby stars as a stable-hand who befriends a nervous horse and discovers that he's the only one who can calm it down enough to win races.
The Indian Doctor
Series 1, Episode 1 - The ArrivalThe sleepy Welsh mining village of Trefelin is in for a shock. When the local doctor dies, his replacement isn't quite what people expect - Prem Sharma is the Indian doctor.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 27th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 32 - Car WashMr Bean builds a car washing machine that attracts all manner of customers.
Genius
Series 2, Episode 5 - Sid WaddellWith Sid Waddell. Ideas include perforated bread, The Book fo Yawning, and partners dressing up in animal costumes during relationship therapy.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 12 - Holiday For TeddyMr Bean decides to take Teddy on holiday to the seaside. When he arrives at his hotel a spoilt little girl wants Teddy all to herself. Her protective dad only wants the best for his little princess. A tussle ensues, resulting in a chase across town on to the pier. No one comes between Mr Bean, Teddy and their relaxing holiday!
No Commitments
Episode 7.6, Soap Bubbles: Charlotte discovers that starring in a soap opera is a cut-throat business.
Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fawcett's PythonMiss Jones raises supsicions about new tenant Madeline. Rigsby's not too bothered about her brand of "modern interpretive dancing", but isn't that keen on her partner...
Minder
Series 6, Episode 3 - Return Of The Invincible ManArthur hires failed safecracker Scotch Harry for a job and finds himself with a bandaged fugitive on his hands.
Hazelbeach
Series 1, Episode 5Nick gets a job with a dominatrix and Ronnie buys an extraordinary number of sinks.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 9 - The VisitBlakey's mother announces she's coming to Luxton to pay her son a visit, and the Butlers naturally offer to put her up for the couple of nights. But she soon proves to be even more dreadful than her son - demanding, mean and manipulative!
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 5, Episode 3A look back at a career in accounting and an overrated experience, and Patsy Straightwoman returns with an interview sketch.
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 2The local railway station, Marlbury, is faced with closure, and Audrey's damned if she'll let that happen without a fight. Unfortunately, Richard's got his eye on the site for his new cash-and-carry.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Great EscapeNormally, nobody in the Harper family would willingly set foot in Nick's flat, but when Susan's mother comes to stay, it suddenly seems more attractive.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 5, Episode 4Featuring a sketch that couldn't catch a cold in Coventry and a train passenger who really doesn't overthink thing.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 6 - In Search Of Childlike Joy And The Farthest Reaches Of The Lotus PositionWesley hopes his hand-crafted trolley and a hill will restore the dispirited Smiler's joie de vivre.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 4 - Return Of The Prodigal PratWhen the local paper announces Ben's death, he sees it as an opportunity to avoid doing all the things he doesn't want to do.
Steptoe And Son
A Star Is Born: Harold falls for his drama society's leading lady.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 6 - Some Day We'll Laugh About ThisWhen Bob and Thelma go away for a weekend of skiing, Bob leave Terry in charge of their new home with a list of DIY jobs to complete! Thelma is unaware of the plan until her mother catches Terry at the house and her news puts a damper on the holiday.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 3 - If You Go Down To The WoodsMarlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 5, The Dog: The author is alarmed to find a four-legged friend in his car.
Monty Python's Personal Best
Episode 4 - Terry GilliamA look at a colourful collage of Terry Gilliam's weirdly wonderful animations.
Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 13 - The Patter Of Little FeetDesmond's daughter's growing up too fast, while his eldest son's hardly growing up at all.
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - Just DessertsFletch has acquired an illicit tin of pineapple chunks, but they are stolen before he has the chance to enjoy them. It soon emerges that the pineapple chunks have surfaced in a rather unexpected place, while Godber attempts to nick him a replacement from the prison kitchen.
Doc Martin
Series 6, Episode 4 - Nobody Likes MeWhen Martin is talked into taking baby James to playgroup, he is forced to sing along with the other mums.
Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 1 - Do Me A FavourDesmond hires a new assistant, Ricky, but no one else can understand why he's chosen him.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 12, Episode 4 - Going, Going, GoneTracey's had enough of Dorien entertaining gentlemen callers and Sharon not bringing in a living wage, and throws them both out. Holed up in Sharon's old bedsit, the two of them take a united stand... or do they?
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 2 - Heartbreak HotelBeing on the inside doesn't stop Godber romancing his fiancée, Denise, although events on the outside ensure the path of true love doesn't run smoothly. An unexpected letter leads to Godber having to explain his actions to the governor, but are there blue skies on the horizon?
Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Man ShowSophie tells Mark that her and Geoff are moving in together and that he thinks her and Mark should see less of each other.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 7 (Channel 4: Series 8), Episode 2Sean Lock and Rob Beckett go up against Jon Richardson and Cariad Lloyd. Jamie Laing joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters again.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 5 - Ed Byrne, Adam Hills and Gina YashereStand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Irish gem Ed Byrne hosts in front of a 3,500-strong audience, with guest appearances from Adam Hills and London's own Gina Yashere.
A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Episode 4As the hit comedy and entertainment series continues, James Corden and co welcome comedian Jimmy Carr, Strictly Come Dancing presenter Claudia Winkleman and Aston Villa star Micah Richards.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 3 - Hole In OneIn the middle of the worst, wettest winter in memory, all the brothers have to flog is sun-tan lotion. Things are looking grim until Uncle Albert falls down the cellar hatch at the Nag's Head: a big compensation package could set them up nicely. Unfortunately, Del's unaware of Albert's past...
Peep Show
Series 4, Episode 6 - WeddingMark and Sophie's big day arrives, but as the groom makes his way to the church with best man Jeremy and a very hungover Super Hans, he continues to wrestle with crippling doubts which threaten to throw the event into disarray.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 6 - Alistair McGowan, Reginald D Hunter and Kevin BridgesStand-up comedy from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. The nation's favourite impressionist, Alistair McGowan, introduces guest appearances from young Scottish comedy prodigy Kevin Bridges and acclaimed comic Reginald D Hunter.
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 5 - ExcusePenny decides to throw a Pride And Prejudice party in a bid to introduce Miranda to some eligible young men.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 1Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Jonathan Ross and Roisin Conaty. David O'Doherty joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 8 - A German TraditionModern Life Is Goodish concludes tonight with a look at the current obsession with customer feedback and market research. Just how reliable is this data? Dave tries to find out with the help of fans of Ant and Dec and people who like a very specific type of soup.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 5, Episode 3A look back at a career in accounting and an overrated experience, and Patsy Straightwoman returns with an interview sketch.
Brian Pern
Brian Pern: 45 Years Of Prog And Roll, Episode 3The original Thotch line-up are forced to reform after they are sued by their former manager Basil Steel for non-payment of royalties.
The Secret World
Series 2, Episode 5Prince Charles is asked by his driver to help move some furniture. Archbishop Rowan Williams is upset that he never gets invited to go out drinking with the other bishops. Ray Winstone is terrified of pins and needles. William Hague has an overnight guest he can't get rid of.
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 6 - DogThe discovery of a handsome stranger's lost wallet in the shop prompts one of Miranda and Stevie's infamous competitions.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 6Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy panel show, with team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock. The teams are joined by guests Dr Christian Jessen, Lethal Bizzle, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.
Mock The Week
A selection of episodes from the ninth series of the satirical panel game.
Mark Thomas - The Manifesto
Series 4, Episode 4On this week's agenda, a kick-starter to kick Scotland out of the Union, bankers to be given bonuses in the form of NHS donation cards, and an end to bank fees for those on a family income of less than 30,000 pounds.
Susan Calman Is Convicted
Series 1, Episode 3 - DepressionSusan Calman looks at the deeply personal topic of depression... in a light hearted way.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 8 - You Pays Yer MoneyA by-election in Chigwell causes tension about who to vote for between Tracey, Sharon and Dorien. Sharon wants Darryl's vote after Tracey paid his poll tax, but he wants the full £350 for the pleasure, leading Sharon to take drastic action.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 3, Episode 4 - JealousWhen Edina's arch-rival Claudia Bing beats her to a coveted Public Relations award set up by Edina herself, she is left fuming. Unfortunately a missing speech sends her comeback plans awry, and she rants against her own industry in frustration.
The Consultants
Episode 1: A lifestyle presentation conference - and sketch show, with Neil Edmond, Justin Edwards and James Rawlings.
World Of Pub
Episode 1: Dodgy Phil revamps an East End boozer with some animatronic dinosaurs and Edith Piaf.
Siblings
Series 2, Episode 4 - Gregg And LilyHannah and Dan's father has organised a birthday party for himself - something that Hannah finds suspiciously out of character.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 9 - TrustTracey is seeing a psychotherapist, Gerald, Darryl thinks she has another man, does she come clean? Sharon isn't helping Tracey give up smoking by smoking around the house. Dorien and Sharon's advice goes unheeded.
At Home With The Braithwaites
Comedy drama about the Leeds Braithwaite family, whose lives are changed when mum wins £36 million on the lottery.
Drunk History
Series 1, Episode 3Romesh Ranganathan talks Tutankhamun, Joe Lycett on highway man Dick Turpin, and Tom Rosenthal explains how Byron had a pet bear!
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 1Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Jonathan Ross and Roisin Conaty. David O'Doherty joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 3, Episode 1 - LoversGary tries to convice Dorothy that he has had more sexual partners that he actually has.
Jam & Jerusalem
Series 3, Episode 3 - New Beginnings & Ladies In LavenderTash and Spike finish restoring their van and Tash finally prepares to move out of the family home. But how far will she get?
Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 3 - Jeremy Makes ItJeremy is determined to move his relationship with Nancy to that of proper boyfriend and girlfriend. So, he follows Nancy's belief in God and her feeding the homeless.
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 5 - ExcusePenny decides to throw a Pride And Prejudice party in a bid to introduce Miranda to some eligible young men.
Minder
Series 6, Episode 3 - Return Of The Invincible ManArthur hires failed safecracker Scotch Harry for a job and finds himself with a bandaged fugitive on his hands.
Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 4 - University ChallengeMark meets a student called April in a shoe shop and decides to return to see her again, but discovers that she has gone to university in Dartmouth.
Jam & Jerusalem
Series 3, Episode 3 - New Beginnings & Ladies In LavenderTash and Spike finish restoring their van and Tash finally prepares to move out of the family home. But how far will she get?
Brian Pern
Brian Pern: 45 Years Of Prog And Roll, Episode 3The original Thotch line-up are forced to reform after they are sued by their former manager Basil Steel for non-payment of royalties.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 3, Episode 4 - JealousWhen Edina's arch-rival Claudia Bing beats her to a coveted Public Relations award set up by Edina herself, she is left fuming. Unfortunately a missing speech sends her comeback plans awry, and she rants against her own industry in frustration.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 6Here, Jack's hilarious set takes in trouble with builders, and his fear of burglars.
Drifters
Series 3, Episode 1 - RoomiesMark wants to move out of the flat, which is great because Meg wants Bunny to move in. But who's going to get the big bedroom? Bunny has got a part in a play but she absolutely hates her co-star. And after some trouble at home, Laura and Gary set out to search for a new flat together.
Misfits
Series 4, Episode 3Rudy and his down-beat doppelganger are forced to unite as they have to confront a long-forgotten face from their shared past.
Drifters
Series 3, Episode 2 - SkintThe girls' finances are at rock bottom. When there's not even enough money for food Meg hits on an unusual solution. Meanwhile Bunny gets an audition that requires mastery of a regional accent and Laura tries for a job as a waitress at Uncle Sam's Saturday Shack.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 3, Episode 1 - LoversGary tries to convice Dorothy that he has had more sexual partners that he actually has.
Siblings
Series 2, Episode 4 - Gregg And LilyHannah and Dan's father has organised a birthday party for himself - something that Hannah finds suspiciously out of character.
Doll & Em
Series 1, Episode 6Both girls are back in London. Doll's second audition amounts to nothing so she returns to her old waitressing job.
Monty Python's Personal Best
Episode 4 - Terry GilliamA look at a colourful collage of Terry Gilliam's weirdly wonderful animations.
Genius
Series 2, Episode 5 - Sid WaddellWith Sid Waddell. Ideas include perforated bread, The Book fo Yawning, and partners dressing up in animal costumes during relationship therapy.
No Commitments
Episode 7.6, Soap Bubbles: Charlotte discovers that starring in a soap opera is a cut-throat business.
Hazelbeach
Series 1, Episode 5Nick gets a job with a dominatrix and Ronnie buys an extraordinary number of sinks.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 5, Episode 3A look back at a career in accounting and an overrated experience, and Patsy Straightwoman returns with an interview sketch.