Schedule Thursday 31st December 2015

Bad Robots

Holiday-makers in Cardiff face a tourist information machine that's full of nonsense facts, commuters keen to get across town are driven nuts trying to order a taxi with Cab B.O.T, and the Construct-a-Bear machine gets saucy in Brighton.

Fresh Fields

When Emma and Peter re-arrange their Christmas plans, Hester and William are left with some empty seats to fill. What ensues could turn out to be the most fun the family's had in quite a while!

Mr Stink

TV adaptation of the kids' book written by David Walliams. It's a story about a tramp... who stinks.

Sooty

When Sooty and the gang win a luxury holiday, none of them can wait to get packing. But with Sweep trying to mend the broken china, and Richard stuck on the phone, will they ever get away?

Last Of The Summer Wine

In order that Hobbo can find out more about Nelly, his supposed mother, he has Howard eavesdrop on her when she is visiting Pearl.

Hazelbeach

Nick's life takes an abrupt turn into surreal chaos when he returns to England to find the mysterious Ronnie Hazelbeach living in his late father's house.

Tommy Cooper

Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon and Tracey discover that their real father's name is George Hamilton and conclude that he must be the Hollywood actor. They decide to go to Los Angeles to find him, but cannot raise the fare. Dorian agrees to pay for them as long as she can go too...

Last Of The Summer Wine

When word goes around town that Old Heptonstall is looking for volunteers, Hobbo and his army of volunteers, namely Alvin and Entwistle, go and visit him without a second thought.

Tina C: Herstory

Tina C brings us right up to date with a (slightly) festive look at where she is today and her ambitions for the future.

Danger Mouse

The world is in jeopardy and the only thing that can save it is a 1,000ft Penfold.

Gangsta Granny

Adaptation of David Walliams's children's book about a schoolboy who doesn't realise his grandma was once an international jewel thief.

Mutiny On The Buses

Second spin-off from the popular sitcom. Stan wants to get married, but his family are not impressed by the idea.

Desmond's

A reluctant Sean and Desmond are bamboozled into cooking for the Sunday School outing.

Only Fools And Horses

Gold devotes the entire week to Britain's most popular sitcom.

Steptoe And Son

Episode 4.1, And Afterwards at: Harold's wedding day doesn't quite go to plan.

Wussywat The Clumsy Cat

It's a cold snowy day in the garden, so Ird suggests doing some exercises to keep warm. When more snow starts to fall, Ird and Ortus make a snowman, while Duckadile and Wussywat go sledging.

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter

Episode 1, The Birthday Present: The convoluted chronicle of an optimistic crime writer.

Genius

With Carol Vorderman. Ideas include fizzy Bovril, flexible retirement schemes, and parking meters that are also gambling machines.

The Almost Impossible Gameshow

Anarchic comedy game show in which 10 contestants per episode get 50 chances to beat each of a series of simple but difficult challenges.

Horrible Histories

Some Bronze Agers argue about building the world's first city, Bob Hale explains the entire history of the Renaissance, Mary Seacole sings about her Crimean hotel and William Shakespeare gets into a rap battle.

No Commitments

Episode 7.2, A Family Lunch: Victoria's hopes for a happy birthday celebration are soon dashed.

Bad Robots

B.O.T enforces strict security protocols on clients trying to enter TezCorp HQ.

Carry On Teacher

A group of school children try to stop their mild-mannered headmaster leaving.

Holiday On The Buses

Third film spin-off from On The Buses. There is mayhem at a holiday camp when Stan, Jack and Blakey go to work there during the summer.

The Darling Buds Of May

Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

Terry Pratchett's Going Postal

It all takes place in Ankh-Morpork, a powerful city-state based on the historical yet modern settings of New York City and London. Moist von Lipwig is the protagonist of the story. He is a skilled con artist who was going to be hanged for his crimes, but saved at the very last moment by Patrician Havelock Vetinari.

CBeebies Panto: Alice In Wonderland

A CBeebies adaptation of Lewis Carroll's classic tale.

The Darling Buds Of May

Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

Justin's House

Justin needs to fix Robert after his memory chips accidentally come loose.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean finally has a showdown with the mysterious Reliant Robin. Who will be the victor?

Mr Bean

Animated adventures of comedy favourite Mr Bean, voiced by Rowan Atkinson.

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

The Time Of His Life

A repeat of this 1955 film.

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

Terry Pratchett's Going Postal

The adventure continues as Moist attempts to introduce postage stamps to Ankh-Morpork, Reacher Gilt sets a banshee assassin on the unsuspecting Postmaster and Gilt finds himself face to face with the Patrician. All is not well in Ankh-Morpork.

Steptoe And Son

Episode 4.1, And Afterwards at: Harold's wedding day doesn't quite go to plan.

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter

Episode 1, The Birthday Present: The convoluted chronicle of an optimistic crime writer.

Professor Branestawm

When Lady Pagwell dies, leaving a substantial sum to fund local inventing, it could mean the end of Professor Branestawm's money troubles.

It's A Wonderful World

Two struggling composers hit on a novel way of producing music - backwards.

Terry Pratchett's Going Postal

The adventure continues as Moist attempts to introduce postage stamps to Ankh-Morpork, Reacher Gilt sets a banshee assassin on the unsuspecting Postmaster and Gilt finds himself face to face with the Patrician. All is not well in Ankh-Morpork.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a window cleaner and get the idea to do some cleaning of their own. Meanwhile, Peekaboo's spring cleaning is interrupted by the Stop-Go Car, who leaves muddy tyre tracks all over the Boat!

Champagne Charlie

Musical comedy starring Tommy Trinder as the music hall star Champagne Charlie.

The Wrong Trousers

Oscar-winning claymation from Nick Park. It is Gromit's birthday, and Wallace gives him a pair of mechanical techno trousers that cause a stir.

Desmond's

It's a testing time for Michael and Patricia when she decides to take a holiday without him. And Desmond is encouraged to take his driving test again, with disastrous consequences.

Strange Hill High

In her never-ending quest for popularity, Becky attempts to join the cheerleading squad. Donning a manky old bunny costume, she seems to begin bringing very good luck to those around her.

Scream Street

Luke never thinks about others and forgets to get his mum a birthday present. Knowing she is into gardening, he digs up a beautiful flower from the woods. The strange plant grows rapidly and begins to overtake the garden, trapping the Watsons. Luke and his friends must think fast before the plant takes over the whole town.

Danger Mouse

When an old enemy returns, Colonel K must come out of retirement to save the world from an outbreak of rudeness.

Carry On Screaming!

Horror spoof from the Carry On team. Two bumbling Victorian detectives must investigate the disappearance of several young women.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean wants a smart phone but they are too expensive - especially when you can build your own!

Genius

With Carol Vorderman. Ideas include fizzy Bovril, flexible retirement schemes, and parking meters that are also gambling machines.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean needs to impress Irma, who is infatuated with the hunky deliveryman. Bean tries to improve his physique at the gym, but has little success. Instead he opts for an inflatable muscle suit.

CBeebies Panto: Jack And The Beanstalk

Childrens' pantomime starring CBeebies favourites in the story of Jack and the Beanstalk.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean goes in search of wildlife, but he is not expecting to see anything prehistoric!

No Commitments

Episode 7.2, A Family Lunch: Victoria's hopes for a happy birthday celebration are soon dashed.

Mr Bean

Mrs Wicket is injured and Mr Bean has to look after her - then her demands start to become a pain.

Hazelbeach

Nick's life takes an abrupt turn into surreal chaos when he returns to England to find the mysterious Ronnie Hazelbeach living in his late father's house.

Tina C: Herstory

Tina C brings us right up to date with a (slightly) festive look at where she is today and her ambitions for the future.

Luke Kempner's Impression Of 2015

ITV2's end of year review show, presented by impressionist Luke Kempner.

The Darling Buds Of May

Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon and Tracey take jobs in a casino and when the chance of some easy money comes along, they're happy to take it. But they soon discover that free gifts come with strings attached.

The Two Ronnies Spectacle

A repeat run of the entire documentary series cover the great double-act.

Shaun The Sheep

Shaun turns matador when a new addition joins the flock.

Somewhere Else

After the devastating flood, the colony must rebuild before the next boatload of settlers arrive - after a good old funeral to cheer everybody up, of course. Arwel and Ffion finally have 'The Chat'.

Birds Of A Feather

An unexpected letter prompts Sharon and Tracey to visit Ireland to hear a will being read and Dorien, who has just bought an Irish racehorse, decides to go too.

Steptoe And Son

Episode 4.1, And Afterwards at: Harold's wedding day doesn't quite go to plan.

Roald Dahl's Esio Trot

Retired bachelor Mr Hoppy is hopelessly in love with his neighbour Mrs Silver, but she is only interested in her pet tortoise, Alfie.

The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter

Episode 1, The Birthday Present: The convoluted chronicle of an optimistic crime writer.

Incredible Women

Crime writer Linda draws on her East End background to write bestsellers chock-full of gruesome crimes.

Father Ted

Mrs Doyle wins a competition to meet a singer, the obsession of middle-aged women across Ireland. When she inadvertently reveals the date of his visit, the house is beseiged by dozens upon dozens of menopausal women.

Desmond's

Shirley invites problem-child Daisy for the weekend and she drives everyone up the wall.

Live At The Apollo

With Stephen K Amos, Jon Richardson and Micky Flanagan.

Desmond's

It's a testing time for Michael and Patricia when she decides to take a holiday without him. And Desmond is encouraged to take his driving test again, with disastrous consequences.

Desmond's

Can Desmond outbid his old rival Baldwin Martin in the immortality stakes?

Father Ted

A successful American priest sees Ted talking down a fellow priest from a window ledge, and invites him to move over to LA and become a television celebrity cleric.

Da Ali G Show

Sacha Baron Cohen provides an inimitable mix of global reportage and celebrity chat via his characters Ali G, Borat and Bruno.

Lee Evans: Roadrunner

TV broadcast of Lee Evans's 2011 stand-up show and release, Roadrunner.

Not Going Out

A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the Lee Mack.

QI

With Jeremy Clarkson, Ross Noble and Dara O'Briain.

Bo' Selecta!

Sketch comedy series starring Leigh Francis as Avid Merrion, Transylvania's biggest celebrity fan.

Birds Of A Feather

When Sharon and Tracey discover that Dorien has been keeping a secret for over fifty years, they decide to get involved, but Dorien is reluctant to confront her past. Meanwhile, Tracey finds motherhood is not all that it's cracked up to be.

Bo' Selecta!

Sketch comedy series starring Leigh Francis as Avid Merrion, Transylvania's biggest celebrity fan.

A League Of Their Own

James Corden is treating the A League Of Their Own boys to an extra-special Yuletide treat: a good ol' fashioned knees-up in the countryside.

Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!

Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.

Mock The Week

A selection of three episodes of the satirical panel game.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell looks at Obama getting beat in the US mid term elections, the John Lewis Christmas advert and The Matrix... with chickens...

Tina C: Herstory

Tina C brings us right up to date with a (slightly) festive look at where she is today and her ambitions for the future.

Still Game

Once Isa finds out Jack and Victor have joined the Community Choir, everyone's laughing in Craiglang. They regain some respect by digging out their marigolds to save the day for the choir but, as ever, life is never straightforward.

Winston, meanwhile, gains some of the Christmas spirit when he takes over from Charlie the Lollipop Man. Tam develops a close, loving relationship with the puggy machine, setting his sights on winning the jackpot.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell looks at landing a probe on a comet, Kim Kardashian's attempt to break the internet and a loose tiger in Paris.

The Secret World

The Secret World returns with more stories from the private lives of public people, from Dead Ringers creator Bill Dare.

Live At The Apollo

In the fabulously festive final episode, the incredible Nina Conti is the host, introducing the brilliant Tanyalee Davis, Royal Variety Show favourite Hal Cruttenden and star of The Last Leg and Mock The Week, Josh Widdicombe.

A Touch Of The Sun

Comedy about a day-dreaming hotel porter who inherits £10,000.

Made In Dagenham

Comedy drama charting the fight of female factory workers at the Ford Dagenham plant for equal pay.

Jason Manford Live: First World Problems

TV broadcast of Jason Manford's 2014 live stand-up DVD, First World Problems.

Bleak Expectations

Pip Bin, Harry Biscuit and Gently Benevolent find themselves trapped in the vast emptiness of space. As their doom looks increasingly inevitable, Mr Benevolent finally explains just why it is that he is so very very evil.

A League Of Their Own

The smash-hit sports panel show runs into extra time with a special featuring never-before-seen footage.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

In this special edition of 8 Out Of 10 Cats, host Jimmy Carr and team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock discuss and dissect the biggest personalities that have hit the headlines in 2015.

Celebrity Juice

A selection of four episodes from the panel game hosted by Keith Lemon.

Gavin & Stacey

The Shipmans drive down to Wales for the wedding fayre, and after a momentous trip to the church for the reading of the banns, Nessa tells Stacey her big secret.

Hamish And Dougal: You'll Have Had Your Tea

Hamish and Dougal, two elderly Scotsmen made internationally quite well known from their appearances on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, find themselves celebrating Hogmanay (normally they prefer not to as it clashes with New Year) after a bus-load of celebrities gets stuck in a snowdrift on its way to the BBC's Hogmanay Cavalcade in Edinburgh.

A League Of Their Own

The smash-hit sports panel show continues in extra time with more never-before-seen footage.

Absolutely Fabulous

As the family gathers for New Year's Eve, Edina and Patsy look forward to a night out at an ultra-hip underground rave. Patsy is particularly excited, as her well connected, jet-setting sister Jackie is about to arrive. When she appears, however, plans begin to disintegrate.

Lee Evans - Big - Live At The O2

A TV broadcast of Lee Evans's record-breaking tour, which played to over half a million fans across the UK. Infectious stand-up from the top comic.

QI

With Jeremy Clarkson, Ross Noble and Dara O'Briain.

The Inbetweeners

A selection of episodes from the third series of the E4 sitcom.

The Catherine Tate Show

A Northern Irish mum is delighted that her son is gay. Meanwhile, Nan visits an old friend in hospital and Lauren takes a job in a burger bar.

The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year

The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year returns as Jimmy Carr tests a panel of A List Celebrities to see who knows the most about 2015.

Can You Keep It Up For A Week?

Infamous 1974 sex comedy, starring Jeremy Bulloch as walking disaster-area Gil.

Mrs. Brown's Boys

After a spate of burglaries in the local area, Agnes is determined to make sure she doesn't fall victim to the recent crime wave.

Men Behaving Badly

Could this signal the end of a beautiful affair with lager and takeaways? Gary proposes marriage to Dorothy when he is drunk - then when sober, tries to get out of it!

The Boat That Rocked

Richard Curtis comedy about an illegal radio station broadcasting from the North Sea in the '60s.

Mrs. Brown's Boys

After a spate of burglaries in the local area, Agnes is determined to make sure she doesn't fall victim to the recent crime wave.

The Catherine Tate Show

Lauren joins the cheerleaders to impress Ryan, 50s landlady Ma Willow makes her first appearance and Nan has a mouse in her house.

Cold Feet

Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.

The Graham Norton Show

Ralph Fiennes talks about Voldemort's wardrobe problems, Tracey Ullman says Judi Dench will kill her when she sees her new show, James Nesbitt reveals he almost turned down his OBE by mistake and James Bay performs live in the studio.

Gimme Gimme Gimme

A new year approaches - but not just any new year; a new century and a new millennium. Linda's disappointed to learn that the party she was going to has been 'cancelled', but at least Tom's got one of his own to host.

Miranda Hart: My, What I Call, Live Show

A TV broadcast of Miranda Hart's live comedy show.

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon and Tracey take jobs in a casino and when the chance of some easy money comes along, they're happy to take it. But they soon discover that free gifts come with strings attached.

Miranda Hart: My, What I Call, Live Show

A TV broadcast of Miranda Hart's live comedy show.

Pramface

At eight and half months, Laura is in the final stages of pregnancy. She's also stuck at home and really bored.

Comedy Central At Just For Laughs

Russell Howard, Eddie Izzard, Paul Foot, Bo Burnham and Katherine Ryan all feature tonight as we venture to the world famous Montreal comedy festival.

Alan Carr: Chatty Man

Alan is joined by special guests Mel B, Greg Davies, Danny Dyer, Kelly Brook, Nish Kumar, David Guetta and Fred Sirieix. Plus there's music by Ellie Goulding and The Vamps.

Catastrophe

A selection of episodes from the second series of the Channel 4 sitcom.

Would I Lie To You?

Festive edition of the comedy panel show in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction. Rob Brydon presents, David Mitchell is joined by Bill Bailey and Ruth Jones, and Lee Mack is joined by Jo Brand and Dame Kelly Holmes.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell looks at Obama getting beat in the US mid term elections, the John Lewis Christmas advert and The Matrix... with chickens...

Birds Of A Feather

An unexpected letter prompts Sharon and Tracey to visit Ireland to hear a will being read and Dorien, who has just bought an Irish racehorse, decides to go too.

Live At The Apollo

Stand-up comedy performances from London's Hammersmith Apollo, by the biggest acts on the circuit.

Bo' Selecta!

A selection of episodes from the first series of the Leigh Francis sketch show.

Yes, Prime Minister

Frustrated by the continued obstacle of local councils to central government policy, not to mention their unwieldynature and lack of democratic accountability, Hacker finds himself welcoming radical reform proposals from a leading professor. Neither Sir Humphrey, nor a troublesome militant socialist feminist council leader, however, are keen on the plans.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell looks at landing a probe on a comet, Kim Kardashian's attempt to break the internet and a loose tiger in Paris.

Yes Minister

After being told of Italian terrorists being found with British government-produced arms, Jim feels compelled to inform the PM and demand an inquiry. This is just the kind of matter, however, that the PM is particularly keen to stay ignorant of.

Comedy Central At Just For Laughs

Rich Hall, Russell Kane, Tim Minchin, Mark Watson, Joe Lycett, Daniel Sloss, Danny Bhoy and Kristen Schall all feature at the world famous Montreal comedy festival.

Live At The Apollo

Stand-up comedy performances from London's Hammersmith Apollo, by the biggest acts on the circuit.

Genius

With Carol Vorderman. Ideas include fizzy Bovril, flexible retirement schemes, and parking meters that are also gambling machines.

Minder

Arthur's new gambling venture involves Terry taking on the prestigious task of guarding three public telephone boxes.

No Commitments

Episode 7.2, A Family Lunch: Victoria's hopes for a happy birthday celebration are soon dashed.

Hazelbeach

Nick's life takes an abrupt turn into surreal chaos when he returns to England to find the mysterious Ronnie Hazelbeach living in his late father's house.

Fresh Fields

When Emma and Peter re-arrange their Christmas plans, Hester and William are left with some empty seats to fill. What ensues could turn out to be the most fun the family's had in quite a while!

Tina C: Herstory

Tina C brings us right up to date with a (slightly) festive look at where she is today and her ambitions for the future.

Randle And All That

Variety short starring Frank Randle.