Schedule Wednesday 23rd September 2015

In Loving Memory

Onions and a stuck bicycle set young Billy on a new course - all the way to France.

A Funny Sort Of Sound

Julian Clary on comic musical acts from bicep-flexing Mr Muscle to tea tray head-bashing Bob Blackman.

One Foot In The Grave

Margaret goes missing after suffering a nightmare and Victor has an interesting encounter with a chimpanzee at the local fete.

That Mitchell & Webb Sound

Comedy sketches from the quirky world of David Mitchell and Robert Webb.

Old Mother Riley, Headmistress

Mother Riley rises from the soapsuds to scholastics when a distant relative dies, leaving her the laundry in a seminary for young ladies.

Monarch Of The Glen

Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.

The Navy Lark

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

Wussywat The Clumsy Cat

Wussywat wants to help Eli have some adventurous fun so he sets about making her an adventure playground in the Garden. But what will he use for play equipment?

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

The great Sir Ruddy Shame, and the Ghost of McMuckle Manse.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 18th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Puzzle Panel

Episode 6: More testing brain teasers with Chris Maslanka, Paul Lamford, Val Gilbert and Professor David Singmaster.

One Foot In The Grave

The Meldrews' holiday homecoming proves eventful. Adapted from TV.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos see someone wrapping a present and get carried away trying to wrap things of their own. Back in the Boat, the Stop-Go Car brings them a long scarf that they all get wrapped up in.

Forces' Sweetheart

Comedy with Michael Bentine and Harry Secombe.

The Dog Ate My Homework

The super-student team captains are joined by Britain's Got Talent winner Ashleigh Butler, who also presents Who Let The Dogs Out? Also, School of Silence's Miss Adventure - Susan Calman, DNN's Mawaan Rizwan and comedian Dan Wright from 4 O'Clock Club.

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

Doctor In Clover

Gaston Grimsdyke goes on a medical school course run by Sir Lancelot Spratt. Stars Leslie Phillips.

All At Sea

Charlie and his family have recently moved from London to run a Bed and Breakfast by the sea.

Sooty

Richard has high hopes of a promotion when he's asked to help out on a local farm. But when Sooty, Sweep and Soo go along to assist, they land him right in it. Guest starring Stu Francis.

Sooty

With heavy rain closing the park and leaks in the caravan roof, Richard's spirits are certainly dampened. Can expert plumbers Sooty and Sweep solve the problem or is everybody in for a super soaking?

Inn For Trouble

Big-screen adventure for ITV's The Larkins family.

Minder

A local property developer offers to buy Arthur's lock-up and car lot. Terry suspects that the deal is bent and turns to DS Jones for help.

My Family

A name from the past comes back to haunt Susan, who is determined to dampen the old flame - but not before Ben gets singed.

The Navy Lark

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean inadvertently becomes a teacher - but can he control the unruly class?

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

The great Sir Ruddy Shame, and the Ghost of McMuckle Manse.

My Family

Nick decides to get his own flat but makes sure he gets some support (and money!) from his parents in the process.

Mr Bean

The sofa's springs explode under Mr Bean. Can he afford to buy a new sofa? Or will relaxing in front of the telly be a thing of the past?

Goodnight Sweetheart

A foggy night in London town leads Gary into a close encounter with Jack the Ripper.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth and Richard are forced to intervene when Daddy goes on a shopping spree in a local store's toy department, dressed as a spaceman!

The Dog Ate My Homework

The super-student team captains are joined by Britain's Got Talent winner Ashleigh Butler, who also presents Who Let The Dogs Out? Also, School of Silence's Miss Adventure - Susan Calman, DNN's Mawaan Rizwan and comedian Dan Wright from 4 O'Clock Club.

A Funny Sort Of Sound

Julian Clary on comic musical acts from bicep-flexing Mr Muscle to tea tray head-bashing Bob Blackman.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos see someone wrapping a present and get carried away trying to wrap things of their own. Back in the Boat, the Stop-Go Car brings them a long scarf that they all get wrapped up in.

A Fine Romance

Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.

One Foot In The Grave

Margaret goes missing after suffering a nightmare and Victor has an interesting encounter with a chimpanzee at the local fete.

Who Done It?

Big screen debut for Benny Hill as a street-sweeper who wins enough money to pursue his dream of becoming a private investigator.

All At Sea

Charlie and his family have recently moved from London to run a Bed and Breakfast by the sea.

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

Mapp & Lucia

TV series based on the 1930s books by EF Benson. Prunella Scales and Geraldine McEwan star.

Birds Of A Feather

Tracey misses Darryl, Sharon doesn't miss Chris and goes out on the pull. That's not before she gets her job back and loses it in the same day. An expensive shopping trip with Dorien gives Tracey a wake up call and the police raid the house looking for evidence from a raid.

Desmond's

Porkpie's old flame Hyacinth turns up.

Open All Hours

Slow apple sales lead to a self-service experiment for the corner shop.

The Joke Machine

This episode's jokers are Dunblane versus Rainbow Forge.

Shaun The Sheep

The Farmer's personal hygiene leaves much to be desired. Shaun, Bitzer and the flock decide action is needed - and set about giving the Farmer a full-service wash.

Monarch Of The Glen

Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.

Shaun The Sheep

When the Farmer pops out for more supplies, Bitzer is left in charge of decorating and calls on the flock for help. He soon realises this may be a terrible mistake as they have their own way of doing things - painting and decorating isn't their strong point!

Open All Hours

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel tells Arkwright that he must buy a new washing machine, he is forced to come up with an ingenious plan to keep her happy and his savings undisturbed.

Boj

Rupa is off to bed early to rest before her big gymnastics competition. But with all of the noises from Giggly Park keeping her awake, can Boj help to get Rupa off to sleep?

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 18th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Puzzle Panel

Episode 6: More testing brain teasers with Chris Maslanka, Paul Lamford, Val Gilbert and Professor David Singmaster.

Doctor In The House

Waring and Upton get their first taste of the medical profession in practice, but a catastrophically failed viva only leads to more trouble.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean finds out he is a lord and visits his Scottish family home - but keeping a castle is a costly business.

Mr Bean

In a dark and cobwebby corner of his attic, Mr Bean finds a treasure map. But tricky clues lead Bean up the chimney, round the bend, down the garden path, up the blinking wall and nearly all the way to Australia!

One Foot In The Grave

The Meldrews' holiday homecoming proves eventful. Adapted from TV.

On The Buses

Blakey's mother announces she's coming to Luxton to pay her son a visit, and the Butlers naturally offer to put her up for the couple of nights. But she soon proves to be even more dreadful than her son - demanding, mean and manipulative!

Minder

Long-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.

In Loving Memory

Onions and a stuck bicycle set young Billy on a new course - all the way to France.

That Mitchell & Webb Sound

Comedy sketches from the quirky world of David Mitchell and Robert Webb.

My Family

A name from the past comes back to haunt Susan, who is determined to dampen the old flame - but not before Ben gets singed.

A Fine Romance

Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.

Shaun The Sheep

Shirley the Sheep is the biggest sheep on the farm, but Shaun hopes to change that, can you keep up with Shaun?

That Mitchell & Webb Sound

Comedy sketches from the quirky world of David Mitchell and Robert Webb.

My Family

Nick decides to get his own flat but makes sure he gets some support (and money!) from his parents in the process.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Wesley builds a turbo hot-dog grill.

The Navy Lark

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

Miranda

Things are looking up for Miranda's love life when as she finds herself with two dates and two men vying for her affections. As always with Miranda, these things are never simple and she risks losing out on her perfect man.

Goodnight Sweetheart

A foggy night in London town leads Gary into a close encounter with Jack the Ripper.

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

The great Sir Ruddy Shame, and the Ghost of McMuckle Manse.

Porridge

Fletch has acquired an illicit tin of pineapple chunks, but they are stolen before he has the chance to enjoy them. It soon emerges that the pineapple chunks have surfaced in a rather unexpected place, while Godber attempts to nick him a replacement from the prison kitchen.

Desmond's

Porkpie's old flame Hyacinth turns up.

QI

With Mark Steel, Clive Anderson and John Sessions.

A Funny Sort Of Sound

Julian Clary on comic musical acts from bicep-flexing Mr Muscle to tea tray head-bashing Bob Blackman.

Porridge

Being on the inside doesn't stop Godber romancing his fiancée, Denise, although events on the outside ensure the path of true love doesn't run smoothly. An unexpected letter leads to Godber having to explain his actions to the governor, but are there blue skies on the horizon?

QI

With Clive Anderson, Jo Brand and Phill Jupitus.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

The daft, astonishing and insightful panel show continues as host Lee Mack invites comedy queen Sarah Millican, explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes and comedian Russell Kane to put amazing facts and mind-blowing trivia to the test.

Bad Education

Alfie reveals a hidden talent when the annual football match between Abbey Grove and the school he attended, Middleton House, approaches. Will the benefit scroungers pull it off, or Middleton's snooty toff boys who clinch the win?

Drifters

Laura considers other options to Gary, while Bunny's new man seems he could be a total knob. Meg, meanwhile, has a new friend - but the girls think there's been a misunderstanding.

Through The Keyhole

The panel this week are dancing judge Bruno Tonioli, presenter Davina McCall and dapper radio DJ and TV presenter Dave Berry.

Only Fools And Horses

With the bankruptcy court ordering the family home in Nelson Mandela house to be auctioned, the Trotters' financial nightmare is fast approaching meltdown.

Combined with Cassandra about to give birth at anytime, Marlene's mysterious disappearance and Trigger behaving even more bizarrely than usual, its little wonder that no one is sleeping soundly in Peckham.

Mock The Week

Dara O'Briain and the team tickle the ribs of another week with guests Ed Byrne, Micky Flanagan, Milton Jones and Jack Whitehall.

Drifters

Meg agrees to help mark out, DJing at a 1990s theme night. Meanwhile, Bunny and Laura get into a spot of bother after trying to raise rent money.

Stand Up Central

Russell talks masturbation in the cinema, uniform dating, and answers questions on cannabis and super powers. His guests are Katherine Ryan and Daniel Simonsen.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Kathy Burke and Josh Widdicombe. Countdown's Susie Dent is in with assistance from Dara O Briain.

PhoneShop

Things are looking up for Lance: he's found something very naughty in the shed, and, after years of waiting, he's been admitted to the private member's club of his dreams. Now all he needs to do is make it to the end of the day without anything going wrong. Oh...

QI

With Jimmy Carr, Jo Brand and Graham Linehan.

Mock The Week

Highlights from the previous eleven episodes.

That Mitchell & Webb Sound

Comedy sketches from the quirky world of David Mitchell and Robert Webb.

Dara O Briain: Craic Dealer

TV broadcast of Dara O Briain's 2012 live stand-up DVD.

Bad Education

Martin Wickers's attempts to teach Alfie to drive end in disaster when they run over the school caretaker.

Meanwhile, It's Will & Greg

Radio 4 sketch show mixing live and studio-based material. William Andrews and Greg McHugh explore the surreal and the absurd through characters and everyday situations.

Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish

The laptop-loving king of irreverence is once again tackling life's burning issues, from the shyness of elks to the evolution of the Honey Monster.

Three Kinds Of Stupid

Physical comedy for Sky Arts in which three community support officers accidentally kill a blind man's dog.

Bring Me Morecambe And Wise

GOLD's five-part tribute concludes with a celebration of the comedy duo's Christmas specials, and charts how they became a nationwide tradition.

Birds Of A Feather

Tracey misses Darryl, Sharon doesn't miss Chris and goes out on the pull. That's not before she gets her job back and loses it in the same day. An expensive shopping trip with Dorien gives Tracey a wake up call and the police raid the house looking for evidence from a raid.

Elis James' Pantheon Of Heroes

Elis James compares key figures in Welsh history to determine Wales' ultimate heroes.

Mountain Goats

Jimmy takes on a lone rescue that results in an insurance claim while romance (sort of) blossoms between Conor and Jules.

Hut 33

French resistance operative Marie-Anne is looking for brave, resourceful and courageous men to help her on an intelligence mission over France. Instead she meets the occupants of Hut 33.

Would I Lie To You?

David Mitchell is joined by Greg Rutherford MBE and Kirsty Young, and Lee Mack is joined by Joanna Scanlan and Henning Wehn.

A Bit Of Fry & Laurie

Sketches include Stephen stealing Hugh's brain, a doctor who recommends smoking tobacco and the Open University outtake.

Nixon's The One

President Nixon has an awkward chat with TV evangelist Oral Roberts.

Would I Lie To You?

David Mitchell is joined by Jimmy Carr and Griff Rhys Jones, and Lee Mack is joined by Dave Myers and Susanna Reid.

Black Books

A selection of episodes from the third series of the bookshop sitcom.

Top Coppers

It's Justice City's darkest hour. A mysterious computer hacker launches a cyber-attack on the whole city demanding just one thing - John Mahogany. Meanwhile, Rust has a sneaky plan to avoid the tax inspector, to whom he hasn't paid a penny to in five years.

The Comic Strip Presents...

Keith Allen, Peter Richardson, Adrian Edmondson, Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders from the Comic Strip have a ripping time on their summer hols.

QI

With Mark Steel, Clive Anderson and John Sessions.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Kathy Burke and Josh Widdicombe. Countdown's Susie Dent is in with assistance from Dara O Briain.

Fake Reaction

Guests facing fish snogging, bottom kneading, mouse trap jewellery and a foul-tasting century egg are Lawson's Ryan Fletcher, McFly's Dougie Poynter, comedian Mae Martin and former Sugababe Mutya Buena.

Only Fools And Horses

With the bankruptcy court ordering the family home in Nelson Mandela house to be auctioned, the Trotters' financial nightmare is fast approaching meltdown.

Combined with Cassandra about to give birth at anytime, Marlene's mysterious disappearance and Trigger behaving even more bizarrely than usual, its little wonder that no one is sleeping soundly in Peckham.

A Funny Sort Of Sound

Julian Clary on comic musical acts from bicep-flexing Mr Muscle to tea tray head-bashing Bob Blackman.

Big Bad World

Beth's new man, Sandy, is an activist who the gang haven't taken to. Things escalate when Eggman gets a job at the new local supermarket, to Sandy's complete disgust.

QI

With Clive Anderson, Jo Brand and Phill Jupitus.

Fried

Joe and Amara stay behind to man the shop whilst Mary, Ed, Shontal and Derek go to the Seriously Fried Chicken Awards.

Mock The Week

Dara O'Briain and the team tickle the ribs of another week with guests Ed Byrne, Micky Flanagan, Milton Jones and Jack Whitehall.

Down Among The Z Men

The four original Goons star as Prof. Osric Pureheart misplaces a secret military formula.

Bad Education

Martin Wickers's attempts to teach Alfie to drive end in disaster when they run over the school caretaker.

Bring Me Morecambe And Wise

GOLD's five-part tribute concludes with a celebration of the comedy duo's Christmas specials, and charts how they became a nationwide tradition.

Big Bad World

Beth's new man, Sandy, is an activist who the gang haven't taken to. Things escalate when Eggman gets a job at the new local supermarket, to Sandy's complete disgust.

Mock The Week

Highlights from the previous eleven episodes.

Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee

A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.

A Bit Of Fry & Laurie

Sketches include Stephen stealing Hugh's brain, a doctor who recommends smoking tobacco and the Open University outtake.

Puzzle Panel

Episode 6: More testing brain teasers with Chris Maslanka, Paul Lamford, Val Gilbert and Professor David Singmaster.

One Foot In The Grave

The Meldrews' holiday homecoming proves eventful. Adapted from TV.

That Mitchell & Webb Sound

Comedy sketches from the quirky world of David Mitchell and Robert Webb.