Schedule Saturday 12th September 2015
6:05am
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Hue And Cry
Ealing comedy. A gang of East End youths turn the tables on the crooks who are using their favourite comic to pass coded communications.
7am
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Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
7am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 5 - Can't Judge A BookSharon is told to lose weight by the doctor and Dorien changes her image.
7:10am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 12 - The Magic ShowA broken wand forces Sooty to halt his magic show. With Sweep stuck in the sawing-in-half box and Richard transformed into a chicken, Sooty must put things right if he's going to impress Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee.
8:20am
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Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 6 - EggWhile Wussywat is playing catch with Oggy, he encounters a funny-shaped stone.
8:25am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
8:30am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A repeat run of the entire 31st series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
9:25am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 6 - Cash MachineMr Bean tries to retrieve his credit card from a cash dispenser and inadvertently ends up trapped in a bank vault!
9:40am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 7 - LitterbugsBean is furious with the untidy state of the streets and all the people who drop litter so he goes on a one-man mission to clean up the town.
10am
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Dani's Castle
Series 3, Episode 8 - Groundbog DayIt is Dylan's birthday but he has a lot of science homework to do.
11am
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Crooks In Cloisters
Film about a band of London thieves who decides to make a strategic retreat to a Cornish monastery.
11:20am
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
11:30am
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Des Clarke Exposed
BBC Radio Scotland stand-up series presented by Des Clarke.
12pm
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The Navy Lark
Series 3, Episode 15 - The Floggle Grummit MissileClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
12:10pm
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Outside Edge
Series 3, Episode 5A traffic jam on a country lane and arguments between husbands and wives stop play...
12:30pm
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My Phone Genie
Episode 3 - It's a Jungle in HereGene helps Jaz revive the school plants she's forgotten to water over the holidays... turning the house into a living jungle!
12:30pm
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Dead Ringers
Series 15, Episode 5Topical impressions show that offers a satirical take on politics, media and celebrity. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Debra Stephenson, Jan Ravens, Lewis MacLeod and Duncan Wisbey.
12:30pm
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12:35pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of the wartime sitcom.
12:40pm
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Outside Edge
Series 3, Episode 6Mim tries to persuade Roger to cancel the match against Piggy Pearson's team, because of the incident with his divorced sister some time ago.
1pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
1pm30 min
1:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
1:30pm
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The Unforgettable...
Series 2, Episode 4 - Les DawsonSeven years after his death at the age of 62, family, friends and collegues of Les Dawson recall his life and career in the series celebrating notable British comedy figures.
2:35pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 12 - FightWhen Nathan decides to put Darius, the star of Elmsbury's basketball team, in detention, Darius decides to get his own back - on Josh.
3pm
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 3Seann Walsh delves into the depths of the internet. Tonight he deals with: floating cheeseburgers; balloon fetishists; and the weirdest animal cruelty protest ever.
3pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 8 - Rat TrapBean has to deal with an unwanted house guest, but the stubborn pest refuses to leave!
3:05pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the Dawn French.
3:15pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 9 - Valentine's BeanBean tries to be romantic but his idea of what that means proves very different to Irma's!
3:30pm
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 4Mr Walsh delves into the depths of the internet. Tonight he deals with mythical creature the skunk-ape, narcoleptic dogs, and Sam Sadler compares himself to a male celebrity.
4pm
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One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.
4pm
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Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 16 - Blocked PipesSomething is blocking the pipes - but what is it? Robert and Justin find out that it's a furry flitter. With Little Monster's help, they finally find a better place for the flitter to stay, but only after many soakings.
5:25pm
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
6pm
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Paradise Lost In Space
Episode 6The UME spaceship lands on Oblivion. Norman and Max make a sacrifice.
6:45pm
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Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 8 - The Day The Balloon Went UpThe platoon discover a runaway barrage balloon and decide to release it safely themselves. This proves not to be wise, when the balloon flies away with Captain Mainwaring still hanging onto it.
7pm
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Doc Martin
Series 1, Episode 5 - Of All The Harbours In All The TownsAn old flame of Joan's sails back into her life and whisks her off her feet. But John Slater is seriously ill with a life-threatening heart condition.
7pm60 min version (repeat)
8pm
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Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.
8pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 3Stacey's getting used to being an 'Essex wife' but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped.
8pm
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 2Jonathan Ross, Dara O Briain and Alex Jones attempt to out-fact each other as startling theories are put to the test in Lee Mack's riotous panel show.
8:40pm
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - Alan AttractionAlan has failed to get a second TV series and is days away from bankruptcy. Might the charms of receptionist Jill provide some relief?
8:40pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 4Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.
9pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Wrestler's TombA celebrated artist has been killed, with a beautiful model bound and gagged by his side. The police are baffled - so it is just as well that Jonathan Creek accidentally spears Maddy's hand with a cocktail stick...
9pm
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Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
9pm
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Spaced
Series 1, Episode 1 - BeginningsDaisy stumbles upon Tim (thinking he's a drug dealer) when they are both flat hunting. After finding a great place that specifies "professional couples only", they decide to pretend to be a couple. They move into Marsha's house and meet Brian.
9pm
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Mock The Week
Series 14, Episode 7Dara O Briain and the team return after the summer break. Featuring guests Ed Gamble, Milton Jones, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe.
9:15pm60 min
Through The Keyhole
Series 3, Episode 3Keith Lemon hosts the classic game show. On the panel this time are talk show legend Jerry Springer, presenter Tess Daly and comedian Paddy McGuinness.
9:20pm
(repeat)
The Office
Series 1, Episode 2 - Work ExperienceDavid hires Donna, his lodger and the daughter of his best friend. While showing her round the office he discovers a doctored pornographic image of himself. Gareth, due to his covert operations skills, is told to catch the culprit.
9:30pm
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Spaced
Series 1, Episode 2 - GatheringsDaisy decides that they should have a housewarming (anything to avoid tidying up or work). However, despite her aspirations of a party full of writers, artists and other media types, she is only able to find the paperboy. Tim, Mike, Daisy, Twist and Brian all feel old when they compare themselves to Amber. Brian discovers a big secret about the couple.
9:30pm
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Cradle To Grave
Episode 2Bet persuades Spud to expand their horizons and take in such rich new experiences as wine, the Bermondsey Small Retailers annual dinner dance, and a caravan holiday in Dymchurch. As for Danny, there are lessons to be learned in biology, both at school and in the bedroom.
10pm
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The Kumars
Episode 6Before shutting up shop - quite literally - the Kumars fire one last lot of questions at A League of Their Own favourite James Corden, Monty Python legend and Oscar-nominated writer and director Terry Gilliam and 60s supermodel Twiggy. Bollywood sensation Ash King heads to the most happening place in Hounslow for a performance as well.
10pm
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Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 6 - The GermansSybil's in hospital, receiving treatment for an ingrowing toenail. Basil's left at the hotel to carry out a fire alarm test and oversee a group of German guests. What could possibly go wrong?
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 8 - Jack Whitehall, Josh Widdicombe, Shappi KhorsandiHost Jack Whitehall leads the way for Josh Widdicombe and Shappi Khorsandi.
10pm
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Boy Meets Girl
Series 1, Episode 2Leo and Judy have a relaxed Sunday lunch date planned, but when Pam answers his phone and manages to find out the venue, it's inevitable that nothing will go to plan. Judy bumping into a pre-transition friend adds to the colour of the day.
10pm
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Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 1 - Why Are There Still Chickens?Dave Gorman flips his lid and his laptop open to ponder modern life. Dave conducts a live experiment with over a thousand eggs!
10pm
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Sabotage
Series 1, Episode 2Stand-up comedy featuring the talents of Lucy Beaumont, Benny Boot, Jamie Demetriou, Kevin Eldon and Stuart Hudson, hosted by the founder of Sabotage, Mark Talbot.
10:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
2013 Specials, Episode 1Jimmy Carr hosts as Jon Richardson and funny man Rhod Gilbert take on comedians Lee Mack and Rob Beckett.
10:15pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 14, Episode 1Keith Lemon is back. Holly Willoughby returns as team captain, alongside stand-in captain Gino D'Acampo. Keith welcomes guests Jonathan Ross, Made in Chelsea's Jamie Laing, stand-up Chris Ramsey and EastEnders landlady Kellie Bright.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 14, Episode 7Dara O Briain and the team return after the summer break. Featuring guests Ed Gamble, Milton Jones, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe.
11pm
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Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 1Russell Howard talks about running a marathon, a male massage, and answers questions about time travel, feminism, and Transformers. His guests are Nish Kumar and Sara Pascoe.
11pm
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Don't Sit In The Front Row
Series 1, Episode 3Jack Dee is joined by comedians Frank Skinner, Andrew Maxwell and Susan Calman as they ruthlessly plunder the lives of four more unfortunate contestants in search of funnies.
11pm
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 2, Episode 2The curly-haired QI favourite hosts a hilarious free-form chat show, where the conversation can go anywhere! With Ben Miller, Lizzie Roper, Patrick Kielty and Felicity Ward.
11pm
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4 At The Store
Episode 4: Stand-up at London's Comedy Store with host Simon Bligh, Matt Wellcome, Veronica McKenzie and Sean Meo.
11:05pm
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Safeword
Series 1, Episode 1Guests in the first episode are everyone's favourite doofus Joey Essex, boxing hero David Haye and comedians Andrew Maxwell and Tiff Stevenson. Which of this week's celebrities - hard man or reem dude - will be able to take the inevitable roasting best, and who will be bottling out by using that all-important safe word?
11:10pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
2013 Specials, Episode 2Jon Richardson and actor Stephen Mangan take on Lee Mack and Pointless boffin Richard Osman.
11:30pm
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Cradle To Grave
Episode 2Bet persuades Spud to expand their horizons and take in such rich new experiences as wine, the Bermondsey Small Retailers annual dinner dance, and a caravan holiday in Dymchurch. As for Danny, there are lessons to be learned in biology, both at school and in the bedroom.
11:30pm
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Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 2Russell talks about the ridiculousness of homophobia, answers a question on bullying, and sniffs the audience. His guests are Rob Delaney and Tiff Stevenson.
11:30pm
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Don't Sit In The Front Row
Series 1, Episode 4Jack Dee hosts as another band of brave audience members face a comedy panel of Phill Jupitus, Katherine Ryan and Tom Deacon, who look to mine their lives for more laughs.
11:30pm
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Chain Reaction
Series 6, Episode 4 - Ruby Wax interviews Harry ShearerRuby Wax interviews voice of The Simpsons, star of Spinal Tap and political satirist Harry Shearer.
11:50pm
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Safeword
Series 1, Episode 280s pop legend Sinitta and Geordie Shore's Charlotte Crosby are under scrutiny. Joining the teams as guests are comics Iain Stirling and Jason Byrne.
11:55pm
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Bad Robots
Series 2, Episode 3Tezcorp is branching out into naughty computer software - we are all reliant on the internet these days so why not try Tezbrowze? Meanwhile Border Control B.O.T. is keeping the Isle and Wight Safe, and the latest Tezcorp release, Hear 2 Stay, is giving members of the public an earful.
11:59pm60 min
Fighting Talk
Series 13, Episode 3Justin Moorhouse plays host as his guests aim to gain points whilst discussing the hot sporting topics of the week. On this weeks panel: actor Tom Davis, Badminton Olympic silver medallist Gail Emms, broadcaster Dougie Anderson and comedian Ivo Graham.
Midnight
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Boy Meets Girl
Series 1, Episode 2Leo and Judy have a relaxed Sunday lunch date planned, but when Pam answers his phone and manages to find out the venue, it's inevitable that nothing will go to plan. Judy bumping into a pre-transition friend adds to the colour of the day.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 7With guest host David Mitchell, and panellists Sara Cox and Alan Johnson.
Midnight
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Paradise Lost In Space
Episode 6The UME spaceship lands on Oblivion. Norman and Max make a sacrifice.
12:30am
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Fake Reaction
Series 2, Episode 9Guests facing painful Lego shoes, a bull cocktail and ice cold karaoke are Big Brother winners Josie Gibson and Rylan Clark, Emmerdale actress Natalie Anderson and comedian Matt Richardson.
12:35am
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Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Christmas Special - Harry Enfield And Christmas ChumsHarry Enfield presents a new festive special with his regular repertoire of characters, including Kevin the teenager and the Scousers. Plus Frank and George saying 'No!' to the Spice Girls and the disapproving new mother-in-law.
12:50am
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Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 15, Episode 1 - Tom Hardy, Stephen Graham, Thomas Turgoose, Vicky McClure, Demi LovatoActor Tom Hardy talks about his latest movie, Legend; Stephen Graham, Thomas Turgoose and Vicky McClure discuss starring in This Is England '90; Demi Lovato chats to Alan and performs her latest single.
1am
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Mock The Week
A selection of three episodes of the satirical panel game.
1:25am
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The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Christmas Special - The Catherine Tate Christmas ShowNan meets up with Charlotte Church, Lauren prepares a rather special 'X Factor' performance and Derek Faye gets a very special role in the Christmas pantomime.
1:30am
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 1 - Olive's DivorceOlive is in trouble - Arthur has left her for good and she has to face the divorce court. Afterwards she's almost inconsolable and doesn't feel like being alone, but Mum's off to Aunt Maud's and Stan has a date.
1:30am
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Top Coppers
Episode 4 - The Twist Of The French NickerThe world's greatest art thief, Gerard Cliché, is in town. Meanwhile, Mahogany and Rust are out to win The Golden Doughnut, the prize for the best crime fighting duo. It's safely in the bag... providing their rivals Romero and Byrne don't turn up.
2am
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Andy Parsons: Slacktivist
Andy Parsons returns to the stage with his one man stand-up show Slacktivist.
2am
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Spaced
Series 1, Episode 1 - BeginningsDaisy stumbles upon Tim (thinking he's a drug dealer) when they are both flat hunting. After finding a great place that specifies "professional couples only", they decide to pretend to be a couple. They move into Marsha's house and meet Brian.
2am
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Fried
Episode 3 - Poulet EtcIt has been a slow business day at Seriously Fried Chicken. They discover that they are losing all of their customers to a new upmarket fried chicken van - Poulet Etc - that has just opened around the corner. Mary becomes more desperate to find a way to win back customers.
2:10am
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - Alan AttractionAlan has failed to get a second TV series and is days away from bankruptcy. Might the charms of receptionist Jill provide some relief?
2:30am
(repeat)
Spaced
Series 1, Episode 2 - GatheringsDaisy decides that they should have a housewarming (anything to avoid tidying up or work). However, despite her aspirations of a party full of writers, artists and other media types, she is only able to find the paperboy. Tim, Mike, Daisy, Twist and Brian all feel old when they compare themselves to Amber. Brian discovers a big secret about the couple.
2:30am
(repeat)
Fishbowl
Sitcom pilot about a girl who drops out of university and moves back to live with family.
2:45am
(repeat)
The Office
Series 1, Episode 2 - Work ExperienceDavid hires Donna, his lodger and the daughter of his best friend. While showing her round the office he discovers a doctored pornographic image of himself. Gareth, due to his covert operations skills, is told to catch the culprit.
2:50am
(repeat)
Crackanory
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Surprise & The Crisis PlanParty guests fear for their lives and earthquake survivors consider cannibalism. David Mitchell and Katherine Parkinson are your star storytellers for these ripping dark yarns.
3am
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Cold Feet
Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.
3:20am
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Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Christmas Special - Harry Enfield And Christmas ChumsHarry Enfield presents a new festive special with his regular repertoire of characters, including Kevin the teenager and the Scousers. Plus Frank and George saying 'No!' to the Spice Girls and the disapproving new mother-in-law.
3:20am
(repeat)
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 4Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.
4:30am
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Moone Boy
Series 3, Episode 4 - Unidentified Feckin' ObjectsAliens have landed in Boyle. When crop circles are discovered in their wake, Martin and Padraic couldn't be more thrilled. No sooner have the lads embarked on a UFO hunt than Donkey Kong mysteriously disappears.