Schedule Monday 3rd August 2015
6am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 27 - World Of VegA high rating TV show offers a trillion pound prize for growing a large vegetable.
6:10am
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In Loving Memory
Series 2, Episode 1 - The OutingBilly and Ivy reminisce about last year's British Undertakers' Association Annual Outing, where they came across another family firm broken down by the side of the road. But there was quite some past between the Unsworths and the Pardoes...
6:15am
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7am
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
7am
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The World As We Know It
Episode 4, Around The World in 80 Hours: The world has ended but Donna, Johnny, Patrick and Abigail still take a bank holiday trip.
7:30am
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I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 63, Episode 3The antidote to panel games pays a visit to the Alban Arena in St Albans. Regulars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Tim Brooke-Taylor are joined by guest Omid Djalili, with Jack Dee in the chair.
7:45am
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The Two Ronnies
Series 7, Episode 4Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
8am
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 2, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
8am
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Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 9 - A Soldier's FarewellCaptain Mainwaring becomes disillusioned due to the platoon's refusal to respect the national anthem and problems with his wife Elizabeth. Maybe 'Napoleon' can find escape in his dreams?
8:20am
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Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 11 - Best In ShowThe Wheely Good trophy is the star prize at the Justin Town Vehicle Show. Justin and Robert do their best to get Justin's car ready to be judged by the mystery star judge.
8:30am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 7This week's episode featured Eoghan Quigg's voting face on The X Factor, Harry burning his face on a grill and a giant crow on EastEnders.
8:30am
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8:55am
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
9am
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Boj
Episode 7 - Giggly HolidayBoj shares a postcard from the Bleat's Hawaiian holiday with Mia and he discovers that the Twitches haven't had a holiday. So Boj has a boj-a-boom idea and asks Mr Cloppity and the buddies to help him create a mini Hawaii in Giggly Park as a big surprise for the Twitches. Aloha!
9am30 min
Hacker Time
Series 5, Episode 6 - Chris And XandFun, chat and music from Hacker T Dog, featuring Operation Ouch presenters Dr Chris and Dr Xand van Tulleken.
9am
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Genius
Series 1, Episode 4 - Neil InnesWith Neil Innes. Ideas include bunk chairs, helium-filled bubble wrap and and randomising the days of the week via lottery.
9:05am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 4 - Awful Wedded WifeAmidst the fall-out from the failed radio station launch, René is forced to pay out almost 67,000 francs of the café's takings. Flick and Von Smallhausen are still imprisoned, and Gruber and the Colonel are forced to impersonate Hitler and Goering once more. Meanwhile, something curious is taking place at the church.
9:30am
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
9:30am
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9:30am
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King Street Junior
Series 1, Episode 1 - The New School Year Starts HereA flu epidemic sparks trouble for head teacher Mr. Beeston.
9:35am10 min
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 6 - RollingThe Twirlywoos get carried away when they roll a picnic down a hill. Back in the Boat, the Very Important Lady falls apart, and her head rolls back and forth, thwarting the Twirlywoos' attempts to put her back together!
9:45am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 5 - Firing SquashedWhilst Flick and Von Smallhausen look set to face the firing squad for robbing the garrison pay truck, the Colonel and Lieutenant Gruber - still dressed as Hitler and Goering - are captured by the Communists. Michelle's Resistance wish to use the duo for their own ends, but who will win?
10am
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
10:25am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 10 - The Yanks Are ComingGary manages to overcome his jealousy enough to get Jeep parts for Ron, but his shopping trip is interrupted by an outbreak of racial tension.
10:55am
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So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 1 - ParentologyMartha feels ignored by her workaholic mother so Jas helps her to rebel to get noticed.
11:30am
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
11:30am30 min
Secrets And Lattes
Series 2, Episode 5 - Home And AwayA sleepover, a stray dog and an impending house move make for uncertain times in Edinburgh's Cafe Culture. Can the team rise above the flux and still manage to party?
11:50am
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So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 2 - Friendundancy'Wear your own clothes' day at school is approaching and Lily is anxious not to look like a dork.
12pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
12pm
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Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 9 - A Soldier's FarewellCaptain Mainwaring becomes disillusioned due to the platoon's refusal to respect the national anthem and problems with his wife Elizabeth. Maybe 'Napoleon' can find escape in his dreams?
12:05pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 9This week's episode featured an unborn shark who bites, the Queen Vic being demolished, Brian Cox asking what time it is on BBC Two's Horizon and a high voltage beauty treatment on Channel 4's How To Look Good Naked.
12:30pm
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12:35pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 11It is time for Harry's take on the new year's new TV as our favourite big-collared quipster puts his uniquely inventive spin on the week's programmes. And he has a lot to choose from for the first Burp of 2009, with all the top soaps plus Dancing on Ice in the firing line.
12:45pm
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So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 3 - A MinusMartha is mortified when she gets a lowly A minus for her latest history assignment.
1pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 10 - Don't Fence Me InWill builders scupper Gary's double love life in the time travel sitcom? Having reconciled himself to living in two different eras with two different sweethearts, Gary finds his lifestyle threatened when builders start to demolish his only route to the past.
1pm
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Boj
Episode 7 - Giggly HolidayBoj shares a postcard from the Bleat's Hawaiian holiday with Mia and he discovers that the Twitches haven't had a holiday. So Boj has a boj-a-boom idea and asks Mr Cloppity and the buddies to help him create a mini Hawaii in Giggly Park as a big surprise for the Twitches. Aloha!
1pm
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Minder
Series 3, Episode 8 - The Son Also RisesTerry is employed to look after the son of a crooked property tycoon whose shady past has caught up with him.
1pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
1:10pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of five episodes from Britain's most popular sitcom.
1:30pm
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1:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
1:35pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 6 - RollingThe Twirlywoos get carried away when they roll a picnic down a hill. Back in the Boat, the Very Important Lady falls apart, and her head rolls back and forth, thwarting the Twirlywoos' attempts to put her back together!
1:40pm
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Three Up, Two Down
Series 4, Episode 2Sam's friendship with Rhonda is growing and Nick is determined to continue photographing the family for his article. In the meantime Daphne is playing emotional games.
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 13 - The Beautiful GameTracey manages a boys' football team, while Dorien finds a psychic who will change her life.
2:30pm
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Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 11 - The ProdigalThe barber shop's finances are a bit shaky, so Michael offers to lend a hand. His efficiency causes more than a few problems which are solved by a good old-fashioned story-telling session.
2:55pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 30 - SheepwalkingOne night, Shaun has the urge to walk in his sleep, and of course the rest of the Flock's natural instinct is to follow him, with resultant chaos.
3pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 2, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
3pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
3pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 32 - The Farmer's NieceWhen the Farmer's niece comes to visit the farm, Bitzer and Shaun soon discover that she is much less pleasant than she looks.
3:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
4pm
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Genius
Series 1, Episode 4 - Neil InnesWith Neil Innes. Ideas include bunk chairs, helium-filled bubble wrap and and randomising the days of the week via lottery.
4:20pm
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In Loving Memory
Series 2, Episode 2 - Play To Me, GipsyA gipsy puts a curse on the Unsworth household and before the day is out, Billy ends up in the local infirmary. But was she a real gipsy, or was it just bad luck?
4:25pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 2, Episode 11Royal rogue King Flannel gets the better of the butler, glamorous weather girl Gail Force presents another incident-filled report and antiquities expert Ann Teak makes a startling discovery over a cup of tea.
4:30pm30 min
The Infinite Monkey Cage
Series 12, Episode 5 - SpeedWith Alexei Sayle, Andy Green, Professor Danielle George.
4:30pm
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King Street Junior
Series 1, Episode 1 - The New School Year Starts HereA flu epidemic sparks trouble for head teacher Mr. Beeston.
4:50pm
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Doctor At Large
Episode 25 - Things That Go Mump In The NightEven doctors need a doctor sometime, but when Upton falls ill, he needs Lawrence Bingham like a hole in the head. Added to his problems is the unbearable patient in the next bed. There is only one compensation - in the delectable shape of Nurse Parker!
5pm
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5pm25 min
Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 11 - 'Orrible Oliver CromwellOliver Cromwell rises from obscurity, challenges King Charles I in the English Civil War, and ultimately orders the King's execution - as he says, a it was a 'cruel necessity'. In other parts of Britain there are a bunch of oddly named Puritan soldiers, and the great writers Shakespeare and Milton square up for a word battle.
5pm
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The World As We Know It
Episode 4, Around The World in 80 Hours: The world has ended but Donna, Johnny, Patrick and Abigail still take a bank holiday trip.
5:25pm
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Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cocktail HourAlan's getting more serious about Caroline, but her parents are well-to-do and Rigsby's far from convinced that the young scruff could possibly make the relationship work. Especially when he's not invited to a party in his own house...
5:30pm
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I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 63, Episode 3The antidote to panel games pays a visit to the Alban Arena in St Albans. Regulars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Tim Brooke-Taylor are joined by guest Omid Djalili, with Jack Dee in the chair.
6pm
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Three Up, Two Down
Series 4, Episode 2Sam's friendship with Rhonda is growing and Nick is determined to continue photographing the family for his article. In the meantime Daphne is playing emotional games.
6:30pm30 min
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 63, Episode 4A return visit to St Albans for regulars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Tim Brooke-Taylor, with Omid Djalili on the panel and Jack Dee in the chair.
6:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 3 - Getting Rid Of GwenJean comes up with a complicated plan to get rid of Mrs. Flack once and for all, whilst Alistair struggles to comprehend doing the precise opposite with Judith.
7pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Yesterday Never ComesWhen Del acquires a piece of furniture he believes it to be valuable, and when upper-class Miranda answers his newspaper advert for it, he thinks he's gone 'up-market'. But can she really have been wooed by his charm, or is it something more commercial?
7pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series I, Episode 6 - InventiveWith Bill Bailey, Nina Conti (with her puppet Gran) and Sean Lock.
7pm
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Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 9 - A Soldier's FarewellCaptain Mainwaring becomes disillusioned due to the platoon's refusal to respect the national anthem and problems with his wife Elizabeth. Maybe 'Napoleon' can find escape in his dreams?
7:20pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 10 - Don't Fence Me InWill builders scupper Gary's double love life in the time travel sitcom? Having reconciled himself to living in two different eras with two different sweethearts, Gary finds his lifestyle threatened when builders start to demolish his only route to the past.
7:30pm
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7:40pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas Eve, also Bren's birthday, and after an awkward interruption the previous night, she's worried that everything with Tony is ruined - but is resignation her only option?
8pm
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Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 11 - The ProdigalThe barber shop's finances are a bit shaky, so Michael offers to lend a hand. His efficiency causes more than a few problems which are solved by a good old-fashioned story-telling session.
8pm30 min
Yonderland
Series 2, Episode 5 - Nanny La RooNegatus revels in the glory of discovering the elusive second scroll and delivering its message to the evil Imperatrix.
8:20pm
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Outnumbered
Series 5, Episode 1The Brockman family find themselves confronted with a new set of challenges, as the sitcom returns for a final series.
9pm
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PhoneShop
Series 1, Episode 1 - Doctor WhoIt's Christopher's first full day working for PhoneShop so Ashley and Jerwayne attempt to teach him some tricks of the trade.
9pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 3 - PornographyFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Highlights Special - Best BitsA compilation edition of the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. Guests include Jo Brand, David O'Doherty, Katherine Ryan, Jerry Springer, Roisin Conaty and Johnny Vegas.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
9pm
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Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
9:30pm
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Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
9:40pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 4 - Three GirlfriendsFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
10pm
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Spaced
Series 2, Episode 1 - BackDaisy returns to 23 Meteor Street after a holiday in Asia only to find that someone else has moved into her room. Suffering from jet lag and the mundane nature of her life, Daisy is confused by a visit from two sinister Government agents. Tim has confronted his feelings towards George Lucas whilst Daisy has been gone.
10pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 12Sean Lock and Freddie Flintoff take on special guest captain Bill Bailey with Roisin Conaty. Susie Dent is joined by Rob Beckett in Dictionary Corner.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 6 - Alistair McGowan, Reginald D Hunter and Kevin BridgesStand-up comedy from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. The nation's favourite impressionist, Alistair McGowan, introduces guest appearances from young Scottish comedy prodigy Kevin Bridges and acclaimed comic Reginald D Hunter.
10pm
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I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 63, Episode 3The antidote to panel games pays a visit to the Alban Arena in St Albans. Regulars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Tim Brooke-Taylor are joined by guest Omid Djalili, with Jack Dee in the chair.
10:20pm
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Red Dwarf
Series III, Episode 5 - TimeslidesAfter discovering that they're able to literally step into the past through photographs, Lister resolves to change his past, become a multi-millionaire and never board Red Dwarf. Rimmer however, is less satisfied with this new reality.
10:30pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 3, Episode 1Russell Howard is back for a third series of his hit BBC Three show. The mystery guest is Colin Furze, who souped up a mobility scooter to reach 69mph. The Good News Extra stand-up is Jimmy McGhie.
10:30pm
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Party
Series 2, Episode 1 - All Publicity Is Good PublicityThe young aspiring politicians of the new political party attempt to step up a gear and get the recognition and publicity they deserve. All they need to do is sort out the diversity of their group first.
10:35pm45 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 9With guest host Jack Dee, and panellists Joan Bakewell and Mark Watson.
10:40pm
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Plebs
Series 1, Episode 6 - SaturnaliaIt's the festival of Saturnalia and the celebration on the stroke of midnight is the perfect opportunity for Marcus to make a move on Cynthia. But will his efforts be in vain?
11pm
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Plague on Royston VaseyPauline tackles Ross about her job prospects. Butcher Hilary Briss has a spot of bother with one of his special customers.
11pm
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Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 3A geology careers fair sets the boys against each other as they battle for lucrative internships. Oregon is thrown together with Tony again, as she attempts to secure funding for her new magazine.
11pm
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The Now Show
Series 46, Episode 5The Now Show saves you from the trouble of keeping up with the news by providing a topical mix of stand-up, sketches and songs that tell you everything you need to know.
11:05pm45 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 9With guest host Jack Dee, and panellists Joan Bakewell and Mark Watson.
11:05pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 13, Episode 6Guests this week are Pointless creator and co-presenter Richard Osman, the ultimate Essex girl, actress Denise Van Outen, and the one and only Eamonn Holmes.
11:10pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 13 - The Beautiful GameTracey manages a boys' football team, while Dorien finds a psychic who will change her life.
11:20pm45 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 8With guest host Robert Lindsay and panellists Alan Johnson and Katherine Ryan.
11:20pm60 min version (repeat)
11:30pm
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Pick Ups
Series 2, Episode 5 - Carpe DiemLind endures a dinner date in a bid to secure the future of Irwell Cars, while Mike's pick-up is on a quest for sexual and personal liberation.
11:40pm
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 4 - Death in Royston VaseyGeoff, Mike and Brian take a disastrous detour on the way to the plastics convention, and the mayor is forced to make an appearance to calm growing public concern.
11:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Special - Jubilee Special8 Out Of 10 Cats is all pomp and ceremony as it celebrates the Queen's Diamond Jubilee in its own inimitable style. With guests Jennie Bond, Miles Jupp, Chris Kamara and Sarah Millican.
11:50pm45 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 8With guest host Robert Lindsay and panellists Alan Johnson and Katherine Ryan.
12:05am
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Smack The Pony
A selection of five episodes from the all-women sketch show.
12:20am
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12:20am
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Mock The Week
Series 6, Episode 2Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard. With guests Stephen K Amos and Ed Byrne.
12:40am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 8Reginald D Hunter, Rachel Riley, Josh Widdicombe and Gemma Collins are the guests joining Jimmy, Jon and Sean this week.
1am
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Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 1, Episode 2 - TelevisionStewart casts his eye over the state of British television today, and tries to find out whose fault it is.
1:15am
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Kingdom
Series 1, Episode 6Lyle is feeling totally undervalued and Peter, realising that unless he gives him some responsibility he'll leave, sends him off to meet an old Polish Auschwitz survivor. Beatrice insists on bonding with Gloria - who politely pretends to enjoy their outings. Sidney Snell has a dream which leads him to Cromer Pier and a search for buried treasure. Mrs Thing wants to leave Peter all her money. A mysterious young woman turns up at Peter's garden party asking to speak to him.
1:25am
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People Just Do Nothing
Series 2, Episode 3 - Weed DroughtChabuddy G has printed all of his counterfeit designer t-shirts and is preparing to sell them at the local market.
1:30am
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The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 1 - Career SuicideTonight's opener sees Tony Law, Bridget Christie, and Kevin Eldon included in the line-up. Stewart Lee meets them backstage.
1:35am
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Stella Street
In Surbiton, Surrey, film stars Michael Caine, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and others share a street with the likes of musicians Mick Jagger, David Bowie and football pundit Jimmy Hill.
1:50am
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Plague on Royston VaseyPauline tackles Ross about her job prospects. Butcher Hilary Briss has a spot of bother with one of his special customers.
2:10am
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Love And Marriage
Episode 6When Pauline is invited to Paris by her new man, Ken realises it is time he accepted that things are over and started making changes. Out with the old and in with the new, but he soon realises that he doesn't like the new. Is it too late to get his old life back?
2:25am
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 4 - Death in Royston VaseyGeoff, Mike and Brian take a disastrous detour on the way to the plastics convention, and the mayor is forced to make an appearance to calm growing public concern.
3am
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3:25am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
3:30am
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Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 1, Episode 2 - TelevisionStewart casts his eye over the state of British television today, and tries to find out whose fault it is.
4am
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Genius
Series 1, Episode 4 - Neil InnesWith Neil Innes. Ideas include bunk chairs, helium-filled bubble wrap and and randomising the days of the week via lottery.
4:30am
(repeat)
King Street Junior
Series 1, Episode 1 - The New School Year Starts HereA flu epidemic sparks trouble for head teacher Mr. Beeston.
5am
(repeat)
The World As We Know It
Episode 4, Around The World in 80 Hours: The world has ended but Donna, Johnny, Patrick and Abigail still take a bank holiday trip.
5:30am
(repeat)
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 63, Episode 3The antidote to panel games pays a visit to the Alban Arena in St Albans. Regulars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Tim Brooke-Taylor are joined by guest Omid Djalili, with Jack Dee in the chair.