Schedule Thursday 30th April 2015
6am
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Never The Twain
Series 3, Episode 4 - The End Of The LineDavid and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, so Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild.
6:45am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
7am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 9 - Of Passion And PizzaMervyn is deeply in love with 'Her' at the pizza take-away, but he lacks the courage to tell her. Unfortunately for him, he makes the terrible mistake of letting Entwistle and Alvin bring them together.
7am
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Potting On
Episode 6 - Something For MePam has a win on the Premium Bonds. Gordon has the money earmarked for a new office computer but Pam wants to splash out on a sports car.
7:05am
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Minder
Series 5, Episode 8 - The Balance Of PowerWhen Arthur's used car lot is threatened by a compulsory purchase order, he decides to stand as an independent candidate in the local council by-election.
7:30am
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Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Diplomatic IncidentWhen the former PM dies unexpectedly of a heart attack, a state funeral is announced. Unfortunately that means a chance for the French to cause a diplomatic incident to use as a bargaining tool for important upcoming Channel Tunnel negotiatoins - never knowingly reasonable!
7:30am
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Ed Reardon's Week
Series 9, Episode 5 - Intellectual FireworksEd takes up a professorship at a prestigious writing retreat.
8am
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 2, Episode 1Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
8am
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Steptoe And Son
Episode 1, The Offer: As the rag and bone men argue, Harold is set to leave.
8:30am
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Not In Front Of The Children
Episode 12, A Real Family Evening: Robin is off to boarding school and Jen plans a cosy family occasion.
8:55am
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Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 9 - Toby No-MatesToby is tired of being with the girls all the time but realises he has no male friends to bond with, so the girls set out to help him by holding an 'X-Factor' style audition.
9am
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Who Goes There
Episode 4.4: Martin Young hosts the famous people quiz show with team captains Francis Wheen and Fred Housego and guests Claire Rayner and David Aaronovitch.
9:25am
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 7 - All GoneThe Twirlywoos watch a lady decorating some cakes. When they see her tidying the decorations away, it gives them the idea to put the cakes away too.
9:30am
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10:30am
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The Two Ronnies
Series 9, Episode 1Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
10:50am
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
11am
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Minder
Series 5, Christmas Special - Around The CornerArthur's luck seems to be going to the dogs when he buys a dodgy greyhound and gets conned over some bent videos. But are the police too busy fighting with each other to catch him red-handed?
11:10am
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Roy
Series 1, Episode 9 - Roy Goes To The MoviesAfter a trip to the cinema to see a horror movie Roy discovers that being a cartoon boy can have its drawbacks when you are frightened.
11:15am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 16 - Down The DrainThere's no water at the Park! The gang's shower has stopped working, and Richard is covered in mud. It is down to plumbers Sooty and Sweep to put things right in time for the opening of the new picnic area - but not everybody will stay dry!
11:20am
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My Family
Series 11, Episode 10 - Susan For A Bruisin'Susan wants to look her best for an impending school reunion. When she is asked to give the keynote address, however, she decides that her best may need some help. Unfortunately, Ben is on hand to administer the 'Cavitox'.
11:40am
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Me & My Monsters
Series 2, Episode 9 - The Fall OutIt's Eddie's birthday and he can't wait for a party with his three best friends in the all the world - Haggis, Fiend and Norman. But when the monsters argue over what present to give Eddie, it turns into a full scale row that threatens all the party plans, and even their friendship with Eddie.
12pm
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My Family
Series 11, Episode 8 - A Decent ProposalWhile the Harper family are attending Grace's funeral, Susan has a visitor from beyond the grave with an offer she can hardly refuse.
12pm
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Steptoe And Son
Episode 1, The Offer: As the rag and bone men argue, Harold is set to leave.
12:30pm
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Not In Front Of The Children
Episode 12, A Real Family Evening: Robin is off to boarding school and Jen plans a cosy family occasion.
12:40pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 10 - Accentuate The PositiveWith the war coming to an end, there are surprises in store for Gary, his two wives, and Ron.
1pm
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Citizen Smith
Series 2, Episode 5 - Working Class HeroWolfie's shell-shocked to be given a job (despite his best efforts otherwise), but Dad's delighted that Yeti is joining the honest working classes. Before too long however, their roles are quite distinctly reversed.
1:20pm
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To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 2As Mr DeVere - or rather, Mr Polouvicka - takes up residence in the manor, the Lodge also has a new owner. Richard's mother has met the seemingly reclusive resident, but he's yet to come across his new neighbour...
1:25pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 7 - All GoneThe Twirlywoos watch a lady decorating some cakes. When they see her tidying the decorations away, it gives them the idea to put the cakes away too.
1:40pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 9Hyacinth can't wait for the neighbours to see her new three-piece suite, and the Royal Warrant-emblazoned van that'll be delivering it.
2pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 10 - It's Never Ten YearsClegg and Truly reminisce fondly about their old friend Compo, who suffered at the hands of Nora Batty - and them.
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 5 - Can't Judge A BookSharon is told to lose weight by the doctor and Dorien changes her image.
2:25pm
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Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 2 - Flats, Lies And VideotapeThings soon go horribly wrong when Lee tries to make a Jeremy Beadle-style video for 'You've Been Framed'.
2:25pm
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Roy
Series 1, Episode 9 - Roy Goes To The MoviesAfter a trip to the cinema to see a horror movie Roy discovers that being a cartoon boy can have its drawbacks when you are frightened.
2:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 11 - Get Out Of That, ThenA heavily-chained Lenny is convinced he has a future in showbusiness as an escapologist, but his sidekick Cliff isn't so enthusiastic.
2:50pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 7 - Hair Today, Gone TomorrowThe farmer gets ready for a date and wants to look his best, so it's time to dust off his prized hairpiece. Shaun can't resist trying the wig on but loses it while showing off to the flock. The race is on as Shaun and Bitzer try to return the wig in time for the farmer's big night.
3pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 2, Episode 1Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
3pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 8 - Bagpipe BuddyThe sheep discover a set of bagpipes on the rubbish dump which they immediately misidentify as a sick emu. They set about trying to nurse it back to health before releasing it back into the wild.
3:20pm
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Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 4 - A Conflict Of InterestThe next Governorship of the Bank of England is up for discussion just as a scandal looks set to break out in the City. It'd hardly be an easy choice for Hacker at the best of times, but Sir Desmond Glazebrook appears to have his eye set on the role.
3:30pm
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One Foot In The Gravy
John Shuttleworth takes to the stage at London's Shepherd's Bush Empire. A TV broadcast of Graham Fellows' 2001 stage show.
4pm
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Minder
Series 5, Christmas Special - Around The CornerArthur's luck seems to be going to the dogs when he buys a dodgy greyhound and gets conned over some bent videos. But are the police too busy fighting with each other to catch him red-handed?
4pm
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Who Goes There
Episode 4.4: Martin Young hosts the famous people quiz show with team captains Francis Wheen and Fred Housego and guests Claire Rayner and David Aaronovitch.
4:15pm
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Never The Twain
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Welsh ConnectionSimon and Oliver join forces to resist their children's attempts to put them on a diet and exercise plan, but avarice and skullduggery undoes the alliance.
4:30pm
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Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 5 - Trick Or TreatIt's Halloween, and Amber brings her kids, Fran and Jake, over to Dad's to meet the girls. Things are more frosty than spooky, especially when Jake destroys Millie's special costume. Over at Mum's house, Mum thinks Craig's zombie make-up is a little too realistic, but he's a big hit with the local trick or treaters when he answers the door.
4:30pm
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4:50pm
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Rising Damp
Series 4, Episode 3 - Great ExpectationsRigsby is ecstatic to learn that he has inherited his Uncle George's fortune, but distressed at the clause that he must be happily married. Thankfully, Miss Jones is corruptable for a bit of shag pile carpet...
4:55pm
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Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 2 - Flats, Lies And VideotapeThings soon go horribly wrong when Lee tries to make a Jeremy Beadle-style video for 'You've Been Framed'.
5pm
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
5pm
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Anything Legal
Episode 6: Charles and George's new business course sets tongues wagging.
5:05pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 4 - The Class Of 62A school reunion has unexpected repercussions for the Trotter family, as events threaten to disrupt Del's glorious path to fatherhood.
5:20pm
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 12 - The InjuryAttempts to redecorate the bathroom leads to a very painful set of injuries for Stan when Olive gives him a hand. Fearing he'll be unable to work for weeks, Jack concocts a plan to get the firm to pay.
5:30pm
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Boj
Episode 44 - Buzzy BojMr Cloppity's bees have not returned back to their hive. So Boj has a boj-a-boom idea to encourage them back with a little help from some buzzy kazoos.
5:30pm
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Potting On
Episode 6 - Something For MePam has a win on the Premium Bonds. Gordon has the money earmarked for a new office computer but Pam wants to splash out on a sports car.
6pm
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Citizen Smith
Series 2, Episode 5 - Working Class HeroWolfie's shell-shocked to be given a job (despite his best efforts otherwise), but Dad's delighted that Yeti is joining the honest working classes. Before too long however, their roles are quite distinctly reversed.
6:15pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 3 - Fig Biscuits And Inspirational Toilet RollsArkwright's marketing genius comes to the fore as he tries to shift some over-stocked items.
6:30pm
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Ed Reardon's Week
Series 9, Episode 6 - The Bride of AuntieEd finally becomes a contestant on the Radio 4 seminal quiz What Do You Know?
6:40pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 13 - The Shape Of Things To ComeWith the death of notorious Uncle Jacob, the Collier family gather to pay their last respects. Terry has time to reflect on his own future but Bob is shocked when Mrs Collier's description of the deceased seems a little too close to home.
6:55pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 4 - The New SuitArkwright has to buy a new suit - on Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's say so.
7pm
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Steptoe And Son
Episode 1, The Offer: As the rag and bone men argue, Harold is set to leave.
7:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 9Hyacinth can't wait for the neighbours to see her new three-piece suite, and the Royal Warrant-emblazoned van that'll be delivering it.
7:30pm
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Not In Front Of The Children
Episode 12, A Real Family Evening: Robin is off to boarding school and Jen plans a cosy family occasion.
7:45pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
2004/2005 Specials, Christmas Special - Merry ChristmasIt's been 10 years since Geraldine arrived in Dibley, and the villagers set out to celebrate in ways that only they could dream of. A lingerie model, chocolate fountain, copious amounts of wine and the Archbishop of Canterbury make this a Christmas to remember!
9pm
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The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 1Denise lets slip that she's fallen pregnant. Naturally, there's little else in discussion for the rest of the evening.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 5Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
9pm
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Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live
2014, Episode 1Kevin Bridges introduces acts including Lucy Beaumont, James Acaster and Des Bishop.
9:30pm30 min
Car Share
Series 1, Episode 2Due to an unfortunate event at work John and Kayleigh are required to take the morning off, but as a result they manage to get to know each other a little bit better.
9:40pm
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The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 2Nana's back for her Sunday roast, and Barbara's rushed off her feet in the kitchen. When Jim arrives with Twiggy in tow she's stretched to breaking point, but all Denise cares about is Dave's old bike.
10pm
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Jimmy Carr In Concert
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's fourth live stand-up DVD, in which he unleashes his trademark rapid-fire joke-telling and razor-sharp wit.
10pm30 min
W1A
Series 2, Episode 2A game of Management Musical Chairs starts with the advertising of a new and important role, namely the Director of Better.
10pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Highlights Special - Stand-Up Highlights SpecialRussell Howard offers up a special episode of stand-up from all the rising stars of comedy who featured in the current series, with performances from Daniel Sloss, Mae Martin, Nathan Caton, Reggie Watts, Andrew Ryan, Glenn Wool and Marcel Lucont.
10pm
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Ed Reardon's Week
Series 9, Episode 5 - Intellectual FireworksEd takes up a professorship at a prestigious writing retreat.
10pm50 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 13, Episode 7 - Keith's Birthday SpecialFearne Cotton, Holly Willoughby and Gino D'Acampo welcome fashion guru Gok Wan, Charlotte Crosby, and rapper Professor Green to their teams as Keith celebrates his birthday.
10pm65 min
10:20pm
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Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 4The excitement never stops in The Grapes, with the drawing of the football card. The Police are keeping busy, with drug raids, helicopter rides and free electric on the agenda.
10:30pm
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My Teenage Diary
Series 4, Episode 4 - Toby YoungWriter Toby Young revisits his tearaway teen years, when he had fun playing knock down ginger and skateboarding, but failed most of his exams.
10:50pm
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Car Share
Series 1, Episode 2Due to an unfortunate event at work John and Kayleigh are required to take the morning off, but as a result they manage to get to know each other a little bit better.
11pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 1 - HospitalPatsy lands in the tabloids for her fling with an MP. She follows Edina, who has an ingrown toenail, into hospital so she can have a facelift before she appears in all the magazines, but things do not go to plan...
11pm
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At Home With The Braithwaites
Comedy drama about the Leeds Braithwaite family, whose lives are changed when mum wins £36 million on the lottery.
11pm
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Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 1Russell Howard talks about running a marathon, a male massage, and answers questions about time travel, feminism, and Transformers. His guests are Nish Kumar and Sara Pascoe.
11pm
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11pm
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Two Episodes Of Mash
Series 2, Episode 1The show moves to Radio 4, and Diane and Joe discover they don't actually have a radio series at all. Find out why Rapunzel is getting a haircut, and what spiders do for entertainment.
11pm
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My Booze Hell, By Little Johnny Cartilage
Episode 2, Sugar, Der Der Der Der Der Der, Ah Honey, Honey: The faded 70s idol fails to impress Melvyn Bragg while plugging his book.
11:15pm
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Date With Fate
Episode 2, Along for the Ride: Colin impersonates a film producer with dangerous consequences.
11:20pm
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Newzoids
Series 1, Episode 3'Uncle' Roy Hodgson tends his garden, and Gary Barlow makes a hospital visit. Alex Salmond and Kim Jong Un have a chat online; Russell Brand (sort-of) talks about giving up sex on This Morning; and Lord Sugar is brought in to lead the Labour campaign.
11:30pm
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Comedy Central At Just For Laughs
Episode 2Rich Hall, Russell Kane, Tim Minchin, Mark Watson, Joe Lycett, Daniel Sloss, Danny Bhoy and Kristen Schall all feature at the world famous Montreal comedy festival.
11:30pm
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Hut 33
Series 2, Episode 5 - Getting HeavyHut 33's record is the worst in the complex. Charles is mortified with shame, Archie is desperate to prove himself and Gordon wants to impress a girl he has just met. They break into Hut 7b to get extra information, which turns out not to be a good idea.
11:40pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 2 - DeathEdina's father is dead, but is it art? Struggling to grasp the concept of mourning, Edina begins to worry about her own mortality, prompting a lavish spending spree. Meanwhile, Gran and Saffron make funeral arrangements while Edina and Patsy, drunk, finally decide to attend.
11:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 8This edition of the show sees Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson joined by Rhod Gilbert, Sarah Millican, Gregg Wallace and Kate Silverton to debate the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics; from the silly to the serious, from celebrity gossip to world politics.
11:50pm
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Carry On Again Doctor
A doctor stumbles upon a shaman's weight-reducing potion and, realising the potential, returns to England with the aim of making a fortune.
12:20am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 5 - Can't Judge A BookSharon is told to lose weight by the doctor and Dorien changes her image.
12:20am
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Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 6 - The GermansSybil's in hospital, receiving treatment for an ingrowing toenail. Basil's left at the hotel to carry out a fire alarm test and oversee a group of German guests. What could possibly go wrong?
12:20am
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PhoneShop
Series 1, Episode 5 - Salesman Of The MonthFor the first time in years, someone other than Little Gary Patel is in with a chance of being top salesman of the month. As the boys vie for position, Janine moons over her new boyfriend, Don.
12:20am
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Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 2Mark Watson joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Jo Caulfield joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
12:40am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 3Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Joe Wilkinson, Tina Malone, Rachel Riley and Chris Ramsey.
12:50am
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PhoneShop
Series 1, Episode 6 - Soldier, Swinger, Shelley, ShelleyLance is off on his second honeymoon. Janine is in charge and teaching Christopher to go the "extra mile" for his customers and Ashley has got a date with a soldier. What's the worst that can happen?
1:05am
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Ballot Monkeys
Episode 2On the buses today, the Lib Dems are hoping to salvage a hint of respectability. Labour are trying to simplify their message, especially on immigration, whilst the Conservatives are in Scotland, and UKIP have some new celebrity support.
1:05am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 2, Episode 19Ian Stone discovers the Germans only look forward, Tiff Stevenson is getting old, Stephen Grant is a pedant and Jimeoin talks smells in toilets.
1:20am
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Peep Show
Series 4, Episode 5 - HolidayAs Mark's best man, Jeremy has organised his stag weekend which consists of the pair of them on a canal boat in Shropshire. Instantly bored, things are spiced up for the pair of them when Jez meets a girl and Mark gets offered a job in India.
1:35am
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2:05am
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Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 4The excitement never stops in The Grapes, with the drawing of the football card. The Police are keeping busy, with drug raids, helicopter rides and free electric on the agenda.
2:05am
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Big Bad World
Episode 4Beth tries to improve her chugging performance with a bit of flirtation but finds she's playing with fire. Ben is bizarrely accused of sexual harassment by a man!
2:10am
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Highlights Special - Stand-Up Highlights SpecialRussell Howard offers up a special episode of stand-up from all the rising stars of comedy who featured in the current series, with performances from Daniel Sloss, Mae Martin, Nathan Caton, Reggie Watts, Andrew Ryan, Glenn Wool and Marcel Lucont.
2:35am
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 1 - HospitalPatsy lands in the tabloids for her fling with an MP. She follows Edina, who has an ingrown toenail, into hospital so she can have a facelift before she appears in all the magazines, but things do not go to plan...
2:35am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 2, Episode 19Ian Stone discovers the Germans only look forward, Tiff Stevenson is getting old, Stephen Grant is a pedant and Jimeoin talks smells in toilets.
2:40am
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Jenny Bede: AAA
Impressions based sketch show from YouTube star Jenny Bede.
3am45 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 5Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
3:05am
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 2 - DeathEdina's father is dead, but is it art? Struggling to grasp the concept of mourning, Edina begins to worry about her own mortality, prompting a lavish spending spree. Meanwhile, Gran and Saffron make funeral arrangements while Edina and Patsy, drunk, finally decide to attend.
3:40am
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Rex The Runt
Series 2, Episode 1 - Mouse In Me KitchenRex has problems with a violent mouse in his kitchen and a gang of pigeons outside the house. Wendy gets an ex-boxer to deal with the problem. Guest starring Phill Jupitus and Tommy Cannon.
3:50am
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Rex The Runt
Series 2, Episode 2 - Wendy's Hot DateWendy is on heat and attracts all sorts of male dogs wanting to date her. She manages to find one whom she fancies - called Rex. Guest starring Jonathan Ross.
3:55am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
4am
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Who Goes There
Episode 4.4: Martin Young hosts the famous people quiz show with team captains Francis Wheen and Fred Housego and guests Claire Rayner and David Aaronovitch.
4:30am
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5am
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Anything Legal
Episode 6: Charles and George's new business course sets tongues wagging.
5:30am
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Potting On
Episode 6 - Something For MePam has a win on the Premium Bonds. Gordon has the money earmarked for a new office computer but Pam wants to splash out on a sports car.