Schedule Wednesday 29th April 2015

Never The Twain

Simon takes steps to protect his interests when members of the landed gentry visit both his and Oliver's shop.

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Barry has a lonely neighbour on his hands and takes it upon himself to find him a girlfriend. But who, and how?

The Older Woman

Episode 2.2: Roy is making a video diary, Chad is giving a speech and Jane finds solace in the weed.

Minder

Arthur tries to help a young girl who is being conned by a hypnotherapist over a large sum of money coming to her.

Yes, Prime Minister

With his predecessor due to publish memoirs with not entirely flattering recollections of Jim's time as Minister for Administrative Affairs, he attempts to see the book censored. There's little legal ground to do so, and Number 10 is thrown into a panic when word of the blocking attempt is leaked...

Tim FitzHigham: The Gambler

Tim FitzHigham and his old nemesis Alex Horne recreate a 19th century bet - can Tim ride a horse from London to Dover and back before Alex makes 1 million dots on a piece of paper?

Monarch Of The Glen

Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.

The Navy Lark

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

The Curse of the Flying Wombat climaxes - or does it?

Dani's House

Toby's new pet-sitting service is under threat when his snake escapes, as the surreal children's comedy series continues. With Dani's phobia of snakes and Max desperate to fund a record deal for Ben, there's enough screaming in the house to wake an irritable and jet-lagged Aunt Sheila.

Trivia Test Match

Brian Johnston umpires as Willie Rushton and Robin Bailey battle Tim Rice and Bob 'The Cat' Bevan.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos find that playing with a radio can have very noisy consequences. Back in the Boat, the Stop-Go Car comes to visit - bringing an awful racket with it!

The Hudson And Pepperdine Show

Episode 2.4: Mel and Vicki encounter a flight simulator offering more than flying lessons.

The Two Ronnies

Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

Minder

When Arthur's used car lot is threatened by a compulsory purchase order, he decides to stand as an independent candidate in the local council by-election.

Roy

Sibling rivalry comes to the fore in this week's episode of Roy.

Sooty

Richard is hosting a pop concert in the park for one of his favourite singers - but she hasn't arrived. So it is up to Sweep to take to the stage and give the performance of a lifetime!

My Family

Ben and Susan go off to a couples' retreat for a weekend - at which they prove to be less than ideal guests - leaving Janey and Michael vying for the affections of Michael's new boyfriend. But the triangle proves to be more Bermuda than eternal.

Thanks A Lot, Milton Jones!

Milton is asked for help when the local farm is rumoured to be going too far with its GM crops. At least, that's what the vegetables are saying.

Me & My Monsters

Children's series combining live action and puppetry about a family who discover a group of monsters living under their house.

My Family

Kenzo seems to be the victim of a revenge campaign by Michael's old art teacher, and Susan finds herself caught up in a sexual harassment case at work.

The Navy Lark

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

The Curse of the Flying Wombat climaxes - or does it?

Keeping Up Appearances

At last Hyacinth finds herself with an ideal opportunity to impress Emmet with her singing, during an event at the church hall. Rose, meanwhile, decides to become a nun.

Citizen Smith

A foreign revolutionary arrives at the house asking after Wolfie, and talking about financial support.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth and Richard are forced to intervene when Daddy goes on a shopping spree in a local store's toy department, dressed as a spaceman!

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos find that playing with a radio can have very noisy consequences. Back in the Boat, the Stop-Go Car comes to visit - bringing an awful racket with it!

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth and Richard are forced to intervene when Daddy goes on a shopping spree in a local store's toy department, dressed as a spaceman!

Last Of The Summer Wine

Howard discovers there are better ways than the mobile phone to contact other nature-lovers - and quite openly, too.

Birds Of A Feather

When the past collides with the present at a school reunion, Sharon, Tracey and Dorien have to re-assess their lives.

Desmond's

A reluctant Sean and Desmond are bamboozled into cooking for the Sunday School outing.

Roy

Sibling rivalry comes to the fore in this week's episode of Roy.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Mervyn is deeply in love with 'Her' at the pizza take-away, but he lacks the courage to tell her. Unfortunately for him, he makes the terrible mistake of letting Entwistle and Alvin bring them together.

Shaun The Sheep

The farmer hits the dance floor and attempts to learn how to ballroom dance using Pidsley as his dancing partner. The din they create annoys the sheep so much that Shaun decides to stop them.

Monarch Of The Glen

Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.

Shaun The Sheep

The farmer comes across his old golf clubs and decides to knock a few balls around, instantly putting his back out in the process. Shaun takes the opportunity to learn how to play, while Bitzer is forced to tend to his injured master inside the house.

Yes, Prime Minister

When the former PM dies unexpectedly of a heart attack, a state funeral is announced. Unfortunately that means a chance for the French to cause a diplomatic incident to use as a bargaining tool for important upcoming Channel Tunnel negotiatoins - never knowingly reasonable!

Minder

When Arthur's used car lot is threatened by a compulsory purchase order, he decides to stand as an independent candidate in the local council by-election.

Trivia Test Match

Brian Johnston umpires as Willie Rushton and Robin Bailey battle Tim Rice and Bob 'The Cat' Bevan.

Never The Twain

David and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, so Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild.

The Hudson And Pepperdine Show

Episode 2.4: Mel and Vicki encounter a flight simulator offering more than flying lessons.

Rising Damp

Since Alan moved out, there's a spare bed in Philip's room, and Rigsby has no intentions of keeping it empty. However, his plans to prey on the missionary instincts of a religious man backfire when he begins to convert Miss Jones!

Desmond's

A reluctant Sean and Desmond are bamboozled into cooking for the Sunday School outing.

Only Fools And Horses

Raquel makes a return visit to cabaret singing when Del gets her a chance booking. But her singing partner has a limited repertoire and Del is soon to find out why!...

The Older Woman

Episode 2.2: Roy is making a video diary, Chad is giving a speech and Jane finds solace in the weed.

On The Buses

Stan and Jack's interpretation of new safety regulations for getting buses in and out of the busy depot causes more accidents than they were designed to prevent.

Boj

Boj's buddies are off to Mr Cloppity's allotment to harvest their vegetables. When they discover a cheeky slug has eaten them, Boj finds something else for his buddies to harvest!

Tim FitzHigham: The Gambler

Tim FitzHigham and his old nemesis Alex Horne recreate a 19th century bet - can Tim ride a horse from London to Dover and back before Alex makes 1 million dots on a piece of paper?

Citizen Smith

A foreign revolutionary arrives at the house asking after Wolfie, and talking about financial support.

My Family

Susan wants to look her best for an impending school reunion. When she is asked to give the keynote address, however, she decides that her best may need some help. Unfortunately, Ben is on hand to administer the 'Cavitox'.

Clare In The Community

Clare has mysteriously fled her honeymoon and returned to work. The other social workers have an unfortunate experience on a community project.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

Terry has got involved in a ruck with a local hard man, Scaife, and is up before the magistrate. The next evening he is determined to finish the matter but, instead, calls a truce over a pint and a fag - but nobody has told Bob and his comments make for more hostility ...

My Family

While the Harper family are attending Grace's funeral, Susan has a visitor from beyond the grave with an offer she can hardly refuse.

The Navy Lark

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth and Richard are forced to intervene when Daddy goes on a shopping spree in a local store's toy department, dressed as a spaceman!

Only Fools And Horses

Del's rekindled passion with old flame Pauline and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again. Rodney's not so thrilled after what happened to her first two husbands...

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

The Curse of the Flying Wombat climaxes - or does it?

Only Fools And Horses

A school reunion has unexpected repercussions for the Trotter family, as events threaten to disrupt Del's glorious path to fatherhood.

Da Ali G Show

A selection of four episodes of Sacha Baron Cohen's comic creation.

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

A group of British retirees travel to India to take up residence in what they believe is a newly restored hotel.

QI

With Jo Brand, Phill Jupitus and David Mitchell.

Live At The Apollo

Host Jack Whitehall leads the way for Josh Widdicombe and Shappi Khorsandi.

Hot Fuzz

Hit comedy film from Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright. PC Nicholas Angel transfers from London's Met Police to the sleepy village of Sandford.

Mrs. Brown's Boys

With his wedding only days away and tensions running high, Dermot suffers some pre-wedding jitters and takes refuge in a cupboard. Will Agnes be able to coax her son out in time for his nuptials? Meanwhile, Cathy gives her mother a book on homosexuality, leading Agnes to wonder who in her family is gay.

Live At The Apollo

Dara O'Briain hosts the first in a new series. He introduces ventriloquist Nina Conti and the irrepressible Danny Bhoy to the stage.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Freddie Flintoff and Rhod Gilbert. Henning Wehn joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.

Lee Evans - The Ultimate Experience

Highlights and brand new excerpts taken from Lee's first three releases.

Would I Lie To You?

Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material from the comedy panel show.

Tim FitzHigham: The Gambler

Tim FitzHigham and his old nemesis Alex Horne recreate a 19th century bet - can Tim ride a horse from London to Dover and back before Alex makes 1 million dots on a piece of paper?

John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme

John Finnemore, writer and star of Cabin Pressure returns to Radio 4 with half an hour of sketches. This week's show sees a big job, a small job, the career path of the average TV executive, and a tiger with a gun.

Outnumbered

Dad and Ben go on a winter camping trip where Ben shows off his survival skills. Jake has to decide about a gap year, and Mum has had enough of Stacey, the Australian goddaughter who is still staying.

QI

With Jeremy Clarkson, Ross Noble and Dara O'Briain.

Fresh Meat

The housemates move in. Josie sleeps with JP despite fancying Kingsley.

At Home With The Braithwaites

Comedy drama about the Leeds Braithwaite family, whose lives are changed when mum wins £36 million on the lottery.

Jigsaw

Stand-up comedians Dan Antopolski, Tom Craine and Nat Luurtsema combine their talents to piece together a rapid-fire and surreal sketch show.

Arthur Smith's Balham Bash

Paul Sinha in the lounge, Milton Jones in the bedroom and Glenn Tilbrook in the kitchen provide music and nourishment in the shape of Welsh rarebit. Pippa Evans, as singer-songwriter Loretta Maine, lends a hand too.

The Music Teacher

Nigel is distracted from his teaching duties by his temporary homelessness.

The Royle Family

Denise lets slip that she's fallen pregnant. Naturally, there's little else in discussion for the rest of the evening.

Lucy Montgomery's Variety Pack

Sketch show packed with characters from a non-stop chattering public school girl to an 80-year-old diva.

Alan Carr Live: Spexy Beast

Alan Carr presents his live show Spexy Beast, previously released on DVD in 2011.

Virtually Famous

Celebrity guests Jimmy Bullard and Laura Whitmore, plus comedians Rhys James and Chris Ramsey join the regulars.

The Royle Family

Nana's back for her Sunday roast, and Barbara's rushed off her feet in the kitchen. When Jim arrives with Twiggy in tow she's stretched to breaking point, but all Denise cares about is Dave's old bike.

FM

Lyndsay casts aside his indie roots and turns his attentions to dance music. The problem is, he can't mix. With a performance by The Guillemots.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jon Richardson and Johnny Vegas take on Sean Lock and Romesh Ranganathan. Josie Long joins resident lexicographer Susie Dent.

Mock The Week

Dara O'Briain and the team dissect another week's headlines with guests Chris Addison, Ed Byrne, Micky Flanagan and Diane Morgan.

Peep Show

Mark continues to be tormented by doubts about the advisability of marrying Sophie, and joins a gym to spend as much time away from her as possible. Meanwhile, Jeremy starts working as a cleaner in a bid to get closer to ex-wife Nancy, hoping against hope for a reconciliation.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Tim Westwood, Lauren Laverne, David O'Doherty and Matthew Crosby debate the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

Tonight at the Comedy Store; Adam Bloom talks East vs. West, Kai Humphries makes text errors, Carl Donnelly has had a haircut and Paul Tonkinson has been married a long time!

Birds Of A Feather

When the past collides with the present at a school reunion, Sharon, Tracey and Dorien have to re-assess their lives.

Peep Show

Jeremy gets a job working as a handyman for his hero, techno musician Russell, but Mark suspects Russell's motivation.

Mark goes to a school reunion and considers embarking on an illicit affair with a girl he used to fancy.

The League Of Gentlemen

The launch of Judee Levinson's beauty salon proves to be a great success, thanks to Charlie Hull's unexpected skill as a masseur. Meanwhile, Neds and Tris have a night-time adventure in Maxie Power, the home-made, crime-solving car.

Live At The Apollo

Host Jack Whitehall leads the way for Josh Widdicombe and Shappi Khorsandi.

Drunk History

Joel Dommett yaks Baden Powell and the boy scouts, Diane Morgan talks Florence Nightingale, and Andrew Maxwell on the worst zoo ever.

Would I Lie To You?

Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material from the comedy panel show.

Big Bad World

The gang celebrate Oakley's birthday with a day of excursions - sadly all organised by Oakley himself. The day culminates with a paintballing skirmish - uh-oh!

The League Of Gentlemen

When Vinnie goes AWOL, Reenie is forced to take on a new volunteer at the charity shop. But who is the mysterious Keith Drop and what is the dark secret behind his costume jewellery? Meanwhile, Dog Cinema impresario Kenny Harris is shocked at the return of his arch enemy, the felinophiliac Dougal Siepp.

Live At The Apollo

Dara O'Briain hosts the first in a new series. He introduces ventriloquist Nina Conti and the irrepressible Danny Bhoy to the stage.

QI

With Jo Brand, Phill Jupitus and David Mitchell.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

Tonight at the Comedy Store; Adam Bloom talks East vs. West, Kai Humphries makes text errors, Carl Donnelly has had a haircut and Paul Tonkinson has been married a long time!

French And Saunders

More from the totally gorgeous French and Saunders.

Outnumbered

Dad and Ben go on a winter camping trip where Ben shows off his survival skills. Jake has to decide about a gap year, and Mum has had enough of Stacey, the Australian goddaughter who is still staying.

QI

With Rich Hall, Sean Lock and Bill Bailey.

Trivia Test Match

Brian Johnston umpires as Willie Rushton and Robin Bailey battle Tim Rice and Bob 'The Cat' Bevan.

The Hudson And Pepperdine Show

Episode 2.4: Mel and Vicki encounter a flight simulator offering more than flying lessons.

The Older Woman

Episode 2.2: Roy is making a video diary, Chad is giving a speech and Jane finds solace in the weed.

Tim FitzHigham: The Gambler

Tim FitzHigham and his old nemesis Alex Horne recreate a 19th century bet - can Tim ride a horse from London to Dover and back before Alex makes 1 million dots on a piece of paper?