Schedule Wednesday 1st April 2015
6am
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French Fields
Series 3, Episode 3 - Make For The Hills!Peter's terrible parents make an unexpected visit to northern France, so William and Hester take their first chance to escape - with unforseen consequences.
6:50am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
7am
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Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 1 - Equal OpportunitiesPrompted by a schoolgirl's question as to what he has actually achieved in cabinet, Jim searches for a raison d'être. Talking to a particularly intelligent female undersecretary, he's suddenly struck by how few women there are in the Civil Service.
7am
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London Calling
Episode 2, It Pays to Advertise: Back to the wireless days of 1922 and Children's Hour's Uncle Rex needs money.
7:30am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Series 9, Episode 3 - The WeddingRocky comes to the rescue when there is a problem with the best man at Alistair and Judith's wedding. Lol's wedding outfit does not go quite according to plan. The family is introduced to an unusual wedding custom. And Jean is still trying to matchmake between Harry and Sandy.
7:30am
(repeat)
Chain Reaction
Series 10, Episode 6 - Sharon Horgan interviews Dennis KellyActress Sharon Horgan talks to BAFTA nominated and Tony Award winning writer Dennis Kelly - creator of shows as varied as Pulling, Utopia, and Matilda the Musical.
8am
(repeat)
The Navy Lark
Series 2, Episode 13 - The Trip Up The ThamesClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
8:20am
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Minder
Series 3, Episode 11 - Poetic Justice, InnitTerry is left minding the fort when Arthur is called up for jury service.
8:30am
(repeat)
9am
(repeat)
Trivia Test Match
Brian Johnston umpires, as Tim Rice and Robin Bailey battle Willie Rushton and Bob 'The Cat' Bevan.
9:25am
(repeat)
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 8 - BehindThe Twirlywoos entertain a baby - and confuse her dad by popping up behind him. Back in the Boat the Drawing Wall draws a wall, with someone unusual hiding behind it.
9:25am
(repeat)
All At Sea
Series 2, Episode 3 - BabyKevin's goddaughter is getting baptised and Charlie is causing havoc again, but can he save himself and his dad from total disaster before they get to the church?
9:30am
(repeat)
Educated Evans
Episode 4, A Matched Pair: Can the 1920s tipster avoid police plans and see off a new 'educated' rival?
10am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 11 - Flat PackMr Bean is in need of a sturdy new bookcase and sets off to visit a furniture warehouse. He finds one that is perfect, but is outraged when he is told he has to build the bookcase himself! Bean is unfamiliar with flat pack assembly and struggles to construct his new bookcase, failing miserably when he discovers he is one screw short. Mr Bean heads back to the shop only to find it is closed!
10:15am
(repeat)
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 15 - Nurse!Envious of all the attention his landlady receives when she breaks her leg, Mr Bean pretends to break his leg too. Then in hospital, he encounters the matron from hell!
10:30am
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The Two Ronnies
Series 6, Episode 7Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
11:15am
(repeat)
Minder
Series 3, Episode 11 - Poetic Justice, InnitTerry is left minding the fort when Arthur is called up for jury service.
11:20am
(repeat)
My Family
Series 9, Episode 5 - A Little UndertakingWhen Ben's uncle dies, his inheritance may not live up to his expectations, but another investment causes problems.
11:30am
(repeat)
My Phone Genie
Episode 3 - It's a Jungle in HereGene helps Jaz revive the school plants she's forgotten to water over the holidays... turning the house into a living jungle!
11:30am
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Thanks A Lot, Milton Jones!
Series 1, Episode 1 - Wedding PlannerMilton has decided to become a wedding planner, but when a distraught bride comes to the door with the case of the vanishing groom-to-be, Milton is all set to help...
12pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 9, Episode 4 - The Psyche Of MikeyMichael announces he's off to see a therapist, and Susan is immediately worried there's something terribly wrong.
12pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
12pm
(repeat)
The Navy Lark
Series 2, Episode 13 - The Trip Up The ThamesClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
12:30pm
(repeat)
12:40pm
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The Thin Blue Line
Series 2, Episode 4 - Alternative CultureThe station is rife with tension when the ladies are forced to share the mens' locker rooms, with no funds available to fix a problem in theirs. Meanwhile, Grim is organising a major drugs raid, Boyle a drinking evening, and Habib's looking after her younger sister.
1pm
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Brush Strokes
Series 5, Episode 1Jacko feels the Italian way of life is not for him and he continues to search for the perfect woman.
1:20pm
(repeat)
The Thin Blue Line
Series 2, Episode 5 - Come On You BluesGasforth Football Club has reached the second round of the FA Cup. Fowler is looking forward to watching the game and Grim is looking forward to tackling some hooligans. The Mayoress tells Fowler that if he ensures a trouble free match she will recommend him for an MBE.
1:20pm
(repeat)
All At Sea
Series 2, Episode 3 - BabyKevin's goddaughter is getting baptised and Charlie is causing havoc again, but can he save himself and his dad from total disaster before they get to the church?
1:25pm
(repeat)
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 8 - BehindThe Twirlywoos entertain a baby - and confuse her dad by popping up behind him. Back in the Boat the Drawing Wall draws a wall, with someone unusual hiding behind it.
1:40pm
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 7 - No Hiding PlaceWith England playing in Bulgaria that afternoon, Bob and Terry are determined that they won't hear the score before watching the highlights on TV.
2pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Series 9, Episode 3 - The WeddingRocky comes to the rescue when there is a problem with the best man at Alistair and Judith's wedding. Lol's wedding outfit does not go quite according to plan. The family is introduced to an unusual wedding custom. And Jean is still trying to matchmake between Harry and Sandy.
2:30pm
(repeat)
Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 7 - PorkpiesMichael's sister and brother-in-law visit England, and have got under the impression that Michael is a successful businessman and even owns Desmond's. Will the others sell him out or help him keep up a pretence to save face?
2:30pm
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Anita And Me
Episode 8: With Meena and Anita back on track, the girls begin to tackle the tricky subject of sex.
2:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 5 - Beware Of The Hot DogWesley builds a turbo hot-dog grill.
2:50pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 6 - Who's The Caddy?The farmer comes across his old golf clubs and decides to knock a few balls around, instantly putting his back out in the process. Shaun takes the opportunity to learn how to play, while Bitzer is forced to tend to his injured master inside the house.
2:55pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 7 - Hair Today, Gone TomorrowThe farmer gets ready for a date and wants to look his best, so it's time to dust off his prized hairpiece. Shaun can't resist trying the wig on but loses it while showing off to the flock. The race is on as Shaun and Bitzer try to return the wig in time for the farmer's big night.
3:15pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 12 - Holiday For TeddyMr Bean decides to take Teddy on holiday to the seaside. When he arrives at his hotel a spoilt little girl wants Teddy all to herself. Her protective dad only wants the best for his little princess. A tussle ensues, resulting in a chase across town on to the pier. No one comes between Mr Bean, Teddy and their relaxing holiday!
3:20pm
(repeat)
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 1 - Equal OpportunitiesPrompted by a schoolgirl's question as to what he has actually achieved in cabinet, Jim searches for a raison d'être. Talking to a particularly intelligent female undersecretary, he's suddenly struck by how few women there are in the Civil Service.
3:30pm
(repeat)
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 16 - Dead CatWhile trying to redecorate the hall, Bean is obstructed at every turn by his landlady's vile one-eyed cat. Bean pops it in the dustbin to keep it out of the way for a while. Just his luck that it is rubbish collection day.
3:30pm
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The Joke Machine
Schoolchildren compete to tell the best jokes, with a comedy punishment for those whose efforts are not up to scratch. Jarred Christmas hosts.
3:45pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 2, Episode 1 - The ClockA dinner is scheduled to mark Mr. Grainger's 65th birthday. After 37 years with Grace Bros., will he be forced to accept the infamous cuckoo-clock of retirement as his gift?
4pm
(repeat)
Trivia Test Match
Brian Johnston umpires, as Tim Rice and Robin Bailey battle Willie Rushton and Bob 'The Cat' Bevan.
4:10pm
(repeat)
French Fields
Series 3, Episode 4 - Surprise, SurpriseHester and William's 25th wedding anniversary is fast approaching, and she can't decide if she wants a party or not. It's not long before she's decided he's having an affair.
4:15pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 3 - Saville Row To The RescueAs the Resistance prepare to take delivery of the new uniforms for the Colonel and Hans and sending off the British airmen for good, René is charged with the care of a bottle of explosive disguised as gin.
4:30pm
(repeat)
Educated Evans
Episode 4, A Matched Pair: Can the 1920s tipster avoid police plans and see off a new 'educated' rival?
4:45pm
(repeat)
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 7, Episode 5 - Only The BraveAs a birthday treat, the staff take April to the cinema to see Bambi - only to find themselves watching a 1940s war film.
4:50pm
(repeat)
Rising Damp
Series 1, Episode 5 - The ProwlerMiss Jones causes panic amongst the residents when she reports seeing a prowler in her room - or his shadow at least.
5pm
(repeat)
Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 7 - PorkpiesMichael's sister and brother-in-law visit England, and have got under the impression that Michael is a successful businessman and even owns Desmond's. Will the others sell him out or help him keep up a pretence to save face?
5pm30 min
4 O'Clock Club
Series 4, Episode 10 - PartyNero gets invited to the coolest party of the year. Meanwhile, there is a surprise winner of the school presidential election.
5pm
(repeat)
Flying The Flag
Episode 6, Spy Story: The British ambassador and his team plan their campaign for a diplomatic dinner.
5:15pm
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 5 - Busmen's PerksOlive wants to redecorate her bedroom. By far the cheapest approach is for Stan to get a couple of cans of cheap bus paint from the garage. After all, everyone's at it - even the boss.
5:30pm
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Boj
Episode 27 - Watch The BirdieGiggly Park Rangers Boj and Rupa are trying to spot the never-spotted long-legged runner bird. Will they fulfil their - and Commander Cloppity's - dream of spotting one?
5:30pm
(repeat)
London Calling
Episode 2, It Pays to Advertise: Back to the wireless days of 1922 and Children's Hour's Uncle Rex needs money.
5:45pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 1Today's show features an annoying French prankster from the Middle Ages, and more.
6pm
(repeat)
Brush Strokes
Series 5, Episode 1Jacko feels the Italian way of life is not for him and he continues to search for the perfect woman.
6:20pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 9, Episode 6 - Dog DazedSusan decides to get another dog but, as ever, it is Ben who ends up in the doghouse.
6:30pm30 min
Tim FitzHigham: The Gambler
Series 2, Episode 1Adventurer and comedian Tim FitzHigham recreates another 18th century bet: can he walk blindfolded from London's Royal Academy to the Royal Exchange building in under an hour?
6:40pm
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 7 - No Hiding PlaceWith England playing in Bulgaria that afternoon, Bob and Terry are determined that they won't hear the score before watching the highlights on TV.
7pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 9, Episode 7 - It's Training MenAn undercover assessor for Cavitex, posing as a patient, leads to Ben having to attend a retraining course.
7pm
(repeat)
The Navy Lark
Series 2, Episode 13 - The Trip Up The ThamesClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 5 - Barry In Danger From Reading And Aunt JessieAlvin decides to lead a jealous Nora up the garden path.
7:30pm
(repeat)
7:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 1 - Big BrotherAfter flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job?
8:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 1 - HomesickGrandad's not well, his legs are playing him up and the lifts are broken. When Rodney finds himself unwittingly elected to Chairman of the local Residents' Association, Del spies the perfect opportunity to improve their lot.
9pm
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 1 - The MammyAgnes Brown has family troubles to contend with: her son Dermot has fallen out with Maria Nicholson, his long-term girlfriend, and Grandad is feeling poorly.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm
(repeat)
Alien Autopsy
Ant and Dec's big screen debut. Ray and Gary film their own re-enactment of the 1947 Roswell alien autopsy and try to pass it off as the original.
9:40pm
(repeat)
The Royle Family
Christmas Special - Barbara's Old RingIt's beginning to look a lot like Christmas at the Royles' and Barbara's gone overboard with the presents. "If you can't spoil your family at Christmas, when can you?" she asks, having spent a whole two hours in Poundland.
10pm
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Misfits
Series 5, Episode 6As part of their community service, the gang have to look after a group of terminally ill patients. However one of the patients seems intent on cheating death...
10pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 5 (Channel 4: Series 6), Episode 4Jon Richardson and Johnny Vegas take on Sean Lock and Romesh Ranganathan. Josie Long joins resident lexicographer Susie Dent.
10pm
(repeat)
Lee Evans XL Tour 2005 Live
Stand-up Lee Evans returns to Wales, the land of his ancestors, to perform to over 4,000 fans at the Cardiff International Arena.
10pm
(repeat)
10pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Episode 5In this episode, David Mitchell is joined by Susan Calman and Richard Osman, and Lee Mack is joined by Carol Kirkwood and David O'Doherty.
10pm
(repeat)
Chain Reaction
Series 10, Episode 6 - Sharon Horgan interviews Dennis KellyActress Sharon Horgan talks to BAFTA nominated and Tony Award winning writer Dennis Kelly - creator of shows as varied as Pulling, Utopia, and Matilda the Musical.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Tom Wrigglesworth's Open Letters
Series 1, Episode 1 - Parking EnforcementTom finds himself baffled by the weird world of parking enforcement.
10:35pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 9 - In At The Deep EndTracey receives a letter addressed to Darryl requesting a quotation for the installation of a swimming pool. Sharon decides it would be a good idea to start up a pool business of their own, especially when she discovers that there is profit of at least £5,000 to be made. Meanwhile, Garth is depressed and wants to know the meaning of life, and Dorien is sponsoring a child in the Gambia - but she sends him a pair of gloves and matching scarf from Harrods.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 1, Episode 2Jason Byrne, Richard Herring, Phill Jupitus and Jessica Hynes join Alan. Crucifixion, school discipline and being confused for someone else get talked about tonight.
10:50pm
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Stella
Series 4, Episode 8Election day has arrived and Aunty Brenda can almost taste victory - until, that is, a new rival enters the race.
11pm
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Bottom
Series 1, Episode 6 - AccidentIt's Richie's birthday and he's determined to have fun. Unfortunately, no one has turned up for his party, nor sent him any cards, and Eddie's hardly going to make things better ... especially when he breaks a leg.
11pm
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
2013 Specials, Episode 1Jimmy Carr hosts as Jon Richardson and funny man Rhod Gilbert take on comedians Lee Mack and Rob Beckett.
11pm
(repeat)
At Home With The Braithwaites
Comedy drama about the Leeds Braithwaite family, whose lives are changed when mum wins £36 million on the lottery.
11pm
(repeat)
Jigsaw
Series 1, Episode 1Stand-up comedians Dan Antopolski, Tom Craine and Nat Luurtsema combine their talents to piece together a rapid-fire and surreal sketch show.
11pm
(repeat)
The Maltby Collection
Series 3, Episode 3Warring curators, wedding cleaners and a dodgy alarm system all add to the unwanted pressure on Walter.
11:15pm
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The Music Teacher
Series 3, Episode 1Nigel inherits a life changing sum of money from a distant relative leading to him considering jacking it all in and starting again. A consideration consistently reinforced by the constant stream of useless pupils. Meanwhile Belinda is keen to keep Nigel on at the Arts Centre to run free taster sessions. At any cost.
11:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 9 - In At The Deep EndTracey receives a letter addressed to Darryl requesting a quotation for the installation of a swimming pool. Sharon decides it would be a good idea to start up a pool business of their own, especially when she discovers that there is profit of at least £5,000 to be made. Meanwhile, Garth is depressed and wants to know the meaning of life, and Dorien is sponsoring a child in the Gambia - but she sends him a pair of gloves and matching scarf from Harrods.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 1 - Joan RiversJack Dee presents performances by some of his favourite stand-up acts at the London theatre. First on the bill is legendary American comedienne Joan Rivers, with her typically acid-tongued musings on marrying for money and celebrity Botox parties.
11:30pm
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The Iguanodon
Episode 2 - Big Fat LiarsDon O'Reilly discovers smoking and hiding do not mix - and they all come second in a run-in with some very insistent pirates. The passengers and crew of 'The Iganodon' are still adrift in the Woe Betides.
11:40pm
(repeat)
French And Saunders
Series 4, Episode 6Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders pay tribute to The House of Eliott and Pan's People, and discuss minor members of the Royal family.
11:40pm
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Mock The Week
Series 3, Episode 4Mark Watson is on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team again this week. Meanwhile Andy Parsons is joined by Ian Stone and Jon Culshaw.
Midnight
(repeat)
Drunk History
Series 1, Episode 4Ben Ashenden regales us with the story of Guy Fawkes and the gunpowder plot and Joe Lycett tells us all about the Krays.
12:05am
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 3Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Sean Lock look at the what people have been talking about this week. The teams are joined by Jack Dee, musician Example, Jerry Springer and Roisin Conaty.
12:05am
(repeat)
Cold Feet
Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.
12:20am
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 3, Episode 7With Alex Zane, Trisha Goddard, stand-up comedian Justin Moorhouse and famous American stand-up Emo Philips.
12:30am
(repeat)
Anita And Me
Episode 8: With Meena and Anita back on track, the girls begin to tackle the tricky subject of sex.
12:55am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 10, Episode 4With guests Jack Osbourne, Uri Geller, Tim Minchin and Holly Walsh.
1am
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Peep Show
Series 3, Episode 5 - JuryingJeremy gets called up on jury service but falls for the female defendant, Carla. Mark warns him to stop sleeping with her - it's against the law - but Jeremy ignores him.
1:05am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 3Josie Long and Rob Beckett are the guests this week. Vic Reeves joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers again.
1:15am
(repeat)
Shooting Stars
Series 3, Episode 3With Eddie Izzard, Melanie Sykes, Glenn Hugill and Carol Vorderman.
1:20am
(repeat)
Jason Byrne's Special Eye Live
TV broadcast of Jason Byrne's 2013 DVD release, Special Eye Live.
1:45am
(repeat)
The Royle Family
Christmas Special - Barbara's Old RingIt's beginning to look a lot like Christmas at the Royles' and Barbara's gone overboard with the presents. "If you can't spoil your family at Christmas, when can you?" she asks, having spent a whole two hours in Poundland.
1:55am
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Episode 5In this episode, David Mitchell is joined by Susan Calman and Richard Osman, and Lee Mack is joined by Carol Kirkwood and David O'Doherty.
1:55am
(repeat)
Bluestone 42
Series 3, Episode 4Word reaches the team that a Taliban attack is imminent, doing nothing to help Simon's paranoid suspicion of the new ANA recruit.
2:20am
(repeat)
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 2 - Identity TheftChaser Paul Sinha is joined by David O'Doherty, Henning Wehn, and funny women Josie Long, Bridget Christie and Isy Suttie. Backstage chats with Stewart Lee.
2:25am
(repeat)
Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 5 - Football MatchAlfie reveals a hidden talent when the annual football match between Abbey Grove and the school he attended, Middleton House, approaches. Will the benefit scroungers pull it off, or Middleton's snooty toff boys who clinch the win?
2:30am55 min version (repeat)
2:35am
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Benidorm
Series 2, Episode 1Everybody's back at the Solanas for more sun, sangria and swinging - including Madge's new boyfriend Mel, Didsbury's answer to Julio Iglesias.
2:40am
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Bottom
Series 1, Episode 6 - AccidentIt's Richie's birthday and he's determined to have fun. Unfortunately, no one has turned up for his party, nor sent him any cards, and Eddie's hardly going to make things better ... especially when he breaks a leg.
3:20am
(repeat)
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
3:25am
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 27, Episode 6Eamonn Holmes takes on hosting duties. Joining team captains Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding on the panel are Sarah Millican, Jaymi Hensley from Union J, Happy Mondays icon Shaun Ryder and, from Fresh Meat, comedian Greg McHugh.
4am
(repeat)
Trivia Test Match
Brian Johnston umpires, as Tim Rice and Robin Bailey battle Willie Rushton and Bob 'The Cat' Bevan.
5am
(repeat)
Flying The Flag
Episode 6, Spy Story: The British ambassador and his team plan their campaign for a diplomatic dinner.
5:30am
(repeat)
London Calling
Episode 2, It Pays to Advertise: Back to the wireless days of 1922 and Children's Hour's Uncle Rex needs money.