Schedule Monday 16th March 2015
French Fields
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Moving ExperienceWilliam's got it all planned out to the last detail - if only the gas man, removal man, electricity man, bed delivery man, estate agent or bed collection man would arrive as planned! Moving out soon becomes a far more hectic and complex experience than they could have possibly imagined. And then Hester manages to mis-pack the passports!
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 2, Episode 4What is everyday life like for Simon Cowell, Foxy, Nicki Chapman and Pete Waterman? Find out in At Home with the Pop Idol Judges. Plus, the introduction of the nail bar.
Know Your Place
Episode 3, Room to Manoeuvre: Cleaner Elsie borrows a flat for a night, but must keep caretaker Ramsay out of the way.
As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 4 - The BypassOut at the house in Hampshire, Jean and Lionel get caught up in a countryside crisis when they learn a bypass is to be built around the village.
Just A Minute
Series 71, Episode 5Alun Cochrane, Tony Hawks, Josie Lawrence and Paul Merton try to speak on subjects without repetition, hesitation and deviation.
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 9 - Operation KiltThe platoon take part in an exercise in which they must protect the church hall from being captured by full-time soldiers lead by a Scottish captain.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 13 - A Lot Of Bull And A Pat On The BackTerry is up to his neck in it when Arthur despatches him to the country to make a very unusual repossession.
The Best Of Bentine
From his own father to a huge hairy mountain gorilla, it's the ultimate one-man show, written by the host.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 16 - Coming and GoingThe Twirlywoos watch a man as he runs a bath. They want to leave their hiding place to investigate, but the man keeps on coming back! Back in the Boat there are more comings and goings when the Stop-Go Car comes to visit.
The Brig Society
Series 1, Episode 3 - PrisonMarcus has been given his own prison, and looks into the problems of overcrowding, radicalisation, and synocpated tray-banging.
The Two Ronnies Sketchbook
Episode 4The Two Ronnies are back again with another helping of their greatest work.
Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 3 - Ghost TourDani and the gang come up with a way to pay off the castle debts but will it work without the help of Gabriel and Esme, or indeed the visiting Sam?
4 O'Clock Files
Episode 1 - TeamworkMr Bell has been given the task of filming a video prospectus for Elmsmere. His first tricky challenge is to show how well everyone at the school works together.
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Economy DriveFired up by the press, Hacker decides to impose cuts on the Civil Service. Sir Humphrey is appalled and sets out to stop him, calling on some old service tricks to manipulate Jim's stance...
My Family
Series 7, Episode 1 - The Ego Has LandedAn unusual request from a couple whom Susan and Ben met on holiday leads to chaos in the Harper household, and Susan finally discovers who Kenzo's father is.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 20 - Record BreakersSooty, Sweep and Soo are desperate to break a world record for judge Boris McSquirter, will Sooty's giant brick tower win the day, or will Sweep become the tallest dog in the world? Guest starring Richard Arnold.
When The Dog Dies
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Secret of YouthSandy's neighbour Ken, although ancient, is still winning things - hearts, minds and the cup at the squash club. In fact, he seems to have discovered the secret of eternal youth. Only a raid on his garden will reveal the truth.
My Family
Series 7, Episode 2 - Four Affairs And A FuneralA death in the dentist's chair is not very good for business, but, as Ben discovers, it isn't very good for your private life either.
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 9 - Operation KiltThe platoon take part in an exercise in which they must protect the church hall from being captured by full-time soldiers lead by a Scottish captain.
Hacker Time
Series 4, Episode 1 - Bobby LockwoodChat, music and comedy from Hacker T Dog, all with a canine curveball. In this episode, Hacker tries to outfox Wolfblood's Bobby Lockwood.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 12 - Holiday For TeddyMr Bean decides to take Teddy on holiday to the seaside. When he arrives at his hotel a spoilt little girl wants Teddy all to herself. Her protective dad only wants the best for his little princess. A tussle ensues, resulting in a chase across town on to the pier. No one comes between Mr Bean, Teddy and their relaxing holiday!
The Best Of Bentine
From his own father to a huge hairy mountain gorilla, it's the ultimate one-man show, written by the host.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 11 - The Bells Are RingingYvonne's new health drink is about to go into production, but Gary is more concerned with what Phoebe is about to produce.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 51 - Treasure!In a dark and cobwebby corner of his attic, Mr Bean finds a treasure map. But tricky clues lead Bean up the chimney, round the bend, down the garden path, up the blinking wall and nearly all the way to Australia!
Brush Strokes
Series 3, Episode 1Jacko has made a life-changing decision, but what will the consequences be for him and those around him?
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 1 - A Room With A ViewA wartime bomb blows Gary back into the present, but what is worse is that his son, Michael, is transported too. Is Michael another time-traveller? And how is Gary going to explain him to Yvonne?
Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 3 - Ghost TourDani and the gang come up with a way to pay off the castle debts but will it work without the help of Gabriel and Esme, or indeed the visiting Sam?
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 8 - Affairs And RelationsBob has joined Terry on a weekend's fishing and is racked by guilt that he has left Thelma behind. When Thelma's father unexpectedly books into the same hotel with his secretary it seems the weekend couldn't get worse .. until Thelma turns up as well to sort things out with Bob!
4 O'Clock Files
Episode 1 - TeamworkMr Bell has been given the task of filming a video prospectus for Elmsmere. His first tricky challenge is to show how well everyone at the school works together.
As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 4 - The BypassOut at the house in Hampshire, Jean and Lionel get caught up in a countryside crisis when they learn a bypass is to be built around the village.
Lunch
Series 2, Episode 1 - HumiliationBill and Bella meet for lunch every month and talk about everything except how much they love each other. It is March 2014, and while Bella has been walking across the Sahara, Bill has been busy humiliating himself.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 10 - Find The LadyTracey and Sharon need help to understand their husband's tax returns. As the wife of an accountant, Dorien helps them out. They discover that Tracey's husband Darryl has invested well and now has a large sum to look forward to in his pension, but Sharon's husband Chris was less well advised. Sharon tracks down a mystery financial advisor to explain...
Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 1 - The French LessonShirley takes up French lessons at a night school, and Desmond fears that her teacher is becoming too fond of her. Meanwhile, Louise and Gloria are interested in finding 'male order' men.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 3 - The Missing Bus Of Mrs AveryThe ladies hire a minibus to take them on a picnic, which becomes more a mystery tour.
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Economy DriveFired up by the press, Hacker decides to impose cuts on the Civil Service. Sir Humphrey is appalled and sets out to stop him, calling on some old service tricks to manipulate Jim's stance...
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 2, Episode 5 - Father's ClinicFrank puts on quite a performance whilst rollerskating.
Boj
Episode 40 - Pops's Outback TrekBoj digs up Mr Cloppity's old time capsule. Pops is homesick, so Boj cheers him up by recreating an outback trek. Will Pops realise that he doesn't have to miss home? He is home, right here in Giggly Park!
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 13 - The NewspaperMr Bean is left in peace when Mrs Wicket goes off on her holidays. This means Mr Bean has free access to her daily newspaper. Every time he goes down to collect it from the letterbox it has disappeared. Someone is taking it, but who? Mr Bean is determined to nab the mysterious newspaper stealer and uses a range of ingenious homemade traps in his quest to catch the sneaky thief.
French Fields
Series 1, Episode 4 - Où Est La Plumber De Ma Tante?The Fields get off to a slightly raw start in their new French home when Hester wakes up particularly early and discovers that there's no running water. William, meanwhile, experiences a rather rude clash between English and French work cultures.
Three Up, Two Down
Series 3, Episode 4 - Mirror Mirror On The WallNick's career could be taking off, but where does that leave unemployed Angie?
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 52 - HomelessAfter a regrettable episode involving his landlady sleepwalking into his room, Mr Bean suddenly finds himself out on his ear with nowhere to live. Near to tears, he yearns for the cosy familiarity of his old home. But a scarecrow and a pair of false teeth come to his rescue.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 5, Episode 4 - Off With The MotleyAt long last Peggy is promoted - not, unfortunately, to the rank of Yellowcoat but to the post of deputy supervisor in the Chalet Maintenance Department.
Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 7 - Suddenly At HomeThe house is plunged into confusion and mourning when Rigsby discovers basement tenant Mr Osborne, stiff as a board.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 5Richard isn't exactly over the moon with his surprise birthday present.
Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 1 - The French LessonShirley takes up French lessons at a night school, and Desmond fears that her teacher is becoming too fond of her. Meanwhile, Louise and Gloria are interested in finding 'male order' men.
A Whole New Ball Game
Episode 3, Hungry: With his mum very busy at the church, hungry Robert takes action.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 6 - On The OmnibusesThere is a celebration at Luxton & District marking 50 years of motor buses. Exhausted from a new working schedule, Stan sits down to feel the comfort in the company's first ever motor bus and promptly falls asleep, dreaming of the day it was introduced...
Know Your Place
Episode 3, Room to Manoeuvre: Cleaner Elsie borrows a flat for a night, but must keep caretaker Ramsay out of the way.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 6Richard is worried that Hyacinth's visit to a country house auction will cost him a lot of money. Meanwhile, Daddy has become unwittingly involved with a Mrs Braddock.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 13 - A Lot Of Bull And A Pat On The BackTerry is up to his neck in it when Arthur despatches him to the country to make a very unusual repossession.
Brush Strokes
Series 3, Episode 1Jacko has made a life-changing decision, but what will the consequences be for him and those around him?
My Family
Series 7, Episode 3 - Once More With FeelingSusan wants to renew her wedding vows with Ben, which is no problem for him. Ben's problem is that she also wants him to renew his vows with Susan.
Just A Minute
Series 71, Episode 6Gyles Brandreth, Marcus Brigstocke, Jenny Eclair and Shappi Khorsandi are given subjects such as 'Lycanthropy' and 'A Golden Opportunity'.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 30 - SheepwalkingOne night, Shaun has the urge to walk in his sleep, and of course the rest of the Flock's natural instinct is to follow him, with resultant chaos.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 8 - Affairs And RelationsBob has joined Terry on a weekend's fishing and is racked by guilt that he has left Thelma behind. When Thelma's father unexpectedly books into the same hotel with his secretary it seems the weekend couldn't get worse .. until Thelma turns up as well to sort things out with Bob!
My Family
Series 7, Episode 4 - Dutch Art And Dutch CourageHandsome millionaire art collector, James Garrett, re-appears in Susan's life and Ben feels jealous when the two of them share a hotel bedroom.
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 9 - Operation KiltThe platoon take part in an exercise in which they must protect the church hall from being captured by full-time soldiers lead by a Scottish captain.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 3 - Has Anyone Seen A Peruvian Wart?Nora Batty is pursued by a renowned ladies' man.
The Best Of Bentine
From his own father to a huge hairy mountain gorilla, it's the ultimate one-man show, written by the host.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 5 - Beware The Trickster On The RoofVictor and Margaret battle to rid their home of an evil curse. Victor's neighbours put their house up for sale - but there are very few takers. Victor becomes convinced that a TV aerial is laughing at him.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Worst Horror Of AllVictor celebrates his return to work but is not pleased that his first day on the job involves a nasty case of vermin control. His bad luck continues that night, when Victor and Margaret visit the BBC with a virtually unconscious window cleaner they believe to be Mrs Warboy's cousin.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 9Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah are the guests booked this week.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Mock The Week
Series 8, Episode 3Dara O'Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons frisk another suspicious looking week and uncover guests Stewart Francis, Andrew Maxwell and Andi Osho.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 9, Episode 6Russell looks at UKIP getting another MP, immigration, Paddington Bear and um, names for female masturbation...
Moone Boy
Series 3, Episode 3 - Fecks, Lies & VideotapeWhile the Moone house is bursting at the seams, Martin and Padriac try to film a hilarious home video. Sir Terry Wogan guest stars.
I Live With Models
Series 1, Episode 4 - The HandbagAt a swanky fashion party, Anna picks up a handbag instead of a gift bag - then tries to steal the owner's life. Meanwhile Luke plays mind games with Tommy after he talks to another agent and Enrique gets his first taste of love.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 9, Episode 7Russell looks at Black Friday, the new Star Wars trailer and if Jesus was a stand-up comedian.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Christmas Special - Gavin & Stacey Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas Eve and the Wests join the Shipmans for one of Mick's famous turkey dinners.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 5Sandra shows us the silly game of 'Last Hit' - however, things soon turn ugly when a man gets hit by a car, but still feels as if he needs to play. Nan and her grandson visit the Pound Shop where everything doesn't go according to plan.
House Of Fools
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Danceathon AffairVic and Bob are practising their special moves for the big Danceathon at Julie's Bistro.
Bluestone 42
Series 3, Episode 2During a major operation, Nick is called in to rescue a squaddie who has trapped his helmet in an IED tripwire.
Just A Minute
Series 71, Episode 5Alun Cochrane, Tony Hawks, Josie Lawrence and Paul Merton try to speak on subjects without repetition, hesitation and deviation.
Raised By Wolves
Series 1, Episode 1 - Hand JamThe Garrys are taken out into nature to forage for free food, and Yoko reaches a female milestone in the bushes. Germaine has an unhealthy plan to get closer to Lee.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 3Lee Mack is joined by Miranda Hart and Clare Balding and David Mitchell is joined by Dale Winton and Richard Bacon.
The Brig Society
Series 1, Episode 3 - PrisonMarcus has been given his own prison, and looks into the problems of overcrowding, radicalisation, and synocpated tray-banging.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 4 (Channel 4: Series 5), Episode 1Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by celebrity guests David Mitchell and Roisin Conaty. Phill Jupitus is in with Susie Dent, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 6Kate and Ellen are playing a guessing game, Elaine Figgis isn't coping well with news of her husband's execution and Nan explains why she is the way she is.
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 5Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Kirsty Young and guest panellists Max Keiser and Tony Law.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 8, Episode 8 - MadonnaIn an exclusive interview, Jonathan welcomes the most successful female recording artist of all time - Madonna. They discuss that fall at the BRITs, family, relationships, being the Queen of Pop for over 30 years and much more. To round the evening off, she puts on two spectacular live performances.
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 5Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Kirsty Young and guest panellists Max Keiser and Tony Law.
You, Me & Them
Series 1, Episode 3 - Lucky BuddhaA twitching eye and an ever-present Alan frustrate the meticulous Ed as he attempts peaceful cohabitation with Lauren.
Peep Show
Series 7, Episode 3 - A Beautiful MindJeremy attempts to impress Zahra by holding a book group at the flat, but apart from Mr Nice, Jeremy has never read a book. Mark meanwhile is worried that he is unable to satisfy Dobby's sexual needs, and decides to purchase some help.
The News Quiz
Series 86, Episode 4Andy Hamilton, Sara Pascoe and Andrew Maxwell join regular panellist Jeremy Hardy and host Sandi Toksvig.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 10 - Find The LadyTracey and Sharon need help to understand their husband's tax returns. As the wife of an accountant, Dorien helps them out. They discover that Tracey's husband Darryl has invested well and now has a large sum to look forward to in his pension, but Sharon's husband Chris was less well advised. Sharon tracks down a mystery financial advisor to explain...
Psychobitches
Series 2, Episode 3Featuring appearances from Lucille Ball, Bonnie Parker, Mrs Noah, Pocahontas and Mary Magdalene.
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 1 - Sarah Millican, Russell Kane, Joe LycettThe series kicks off with Sarah Millican as host with special guests Russell Kane and Joe Lycett.
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 5Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Kirsty Young and guest panellists Max Keiser and Tony Law.
Peep Show
Series 7, Episode 4 - Nether ZoneIt's the day of Mark's baby's christening and he arranges to pick up Jeremy, the baby's godfather, from Zahra's flat on his way to the church. But unfortunately the lads get locked in the hallway.
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 1 - Sarah Millican, Russell Kane, Joe LycettThe series kicks off with Sarah Millican as host with special guests Russell Kane and Joe Lycett.
A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 2, Episode 5Sketches include Dominic Appleguard, the Rhodes Boyson hour and Neddy planting a bomb in a restaurant. Guest stars Paul Eddington.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 7Joining David's team this week are comedic TV presenter Patrick Kielty and veteran actor Bernard Cribbins. They'll be doing their best to outwit Lee and his team: Deborah Meaden from Dragon's Den and comic Mark Watson.
It Is Rocket Science!
Series 1, Episode 4Helen Keen looks to the future of space travel. Will technological advancements lead us to alien civilisations? To parallel universes? Perhaps permit us to travel through time itself? Or is all that extremely unlikely given what happened with the trains last time it snowed a bit...?
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 2Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Sean Lock look at the what people have been talking about this week. The teams are joined by Steve Jones, David O'Doherty, Deborah Meaden and Seann Walsh.
Dara O'Briain: This Is The Show
Recorded for DVD in 2010, Dara O'Briain presents his stand-up show in front of a live audience.
Lunch
Series 2, Episode 1 - HumiliationBill and Bella meet for lunch every month and talk about everything except how much they love each other. It is March 2014, and while Bella has been walking across the Sahara, Bill has been busy humiliating himself.
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 1 - Sarah Millican, Russell Kane, Joe LycettThe series kicks off with Sarah Millican as host with special guests Russell Kane and Joe Lycett.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 2, Episode 2With Reginald D Hunter, Jade Goody, Patrick McGuinness and Ed Byrne.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Series 2, Episode 7 - HoaxSitcom set at GlobeLink News, a TV news station which is ordered to start taking a sensationalist stance to the news by its new owner.
Bluestone 42
Series 3, Episode 2During a major operation, Nick is called in to rescue a squaddie who has trapped his helmet in an IED tripwire.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 6Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy panel show, with team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock. The teams are joined by guests Dr Christian Jessen, Lethal Bizzle, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Series 2, Episode 8 - Don't Mention The ArabsSitcom set at GlobeLink News, a TV news station which is ordered to start taking a sensationalist stance to the news by its new owner.
Uncle
Series 2, Episode 5Andy's desperate for cash to pay his rent, so when he hears his estranged Uncle Frank is dying, he thinks it's his chance to get written in to his will. Without Sam's knowledge, Andy takes Errol to Frank's cabin for an unforgettable family reunion.
Spaced
Series 1, Episode 3 - ArtBrian gets an invitation to see a play by his old partner and non-gender-specific-ex-chaste-heterosexual-lover - Vulva. Tempted by free wine, Tim and Daisy go with him. However, after some cheap speed, an all-nighter with Resident Evil 2 and Twiglets Tim loses control. Daisy had a job interview at the glossy magazine Flaps and then presents her own piece of performance art.
Mock The Week
Series 8, Episode 3Dara O'Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons frisk another suspicious looking week and uncover guests Stewart Francis, Andrew Maxwell and Andi Osho.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Christmas Special - Gavin & Stacey Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas Eve and the Wests join the Shipmans for one of Mick's famous turkey dinners.
Love And Marriage
Episode 2Pauline sets out on her new life with a new hairstyle and heads out on a date with former colleague Peter.
Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 10 - Under The DuvetRex, Bad Bob and Wendy are trapped in a jungle under their duvet, before ending up at Aunty Brenda's University of Love. Meanwhile, Vince falls in love with a hoover. Guest starring Pam Ayres.
Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 2, Episode 1The thinking man's comic Dara O Briain returns with a jovial look at how maths underpins everything around us. He is joined by fellow comedians Andrew Maxwell and Mark Watson.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
Mount Pleasant
Series 4, Episode 1Domestic life is far from quiet for the residents of Manchester's Mount Pleasant. Lisa and Dan are stronger than ever, despite the presence of Tanya, the temptress next door.
Bluestone 42
Series 3, Episode 2During a major operation, Nick is called in to rescue a squaddie who has trapped his helmet in an IED tripwire.
A Whole New Ball Game
Episode 3, Hungry: With his mum very busy at the church, hungry Robert takes action.
Know Your Place
Episode 3, Room to Manoeuvre: Cleaner Elsie borrows a flat for a night, but must keep caretaker Ramsay out of the way.