Schedule Saturday 14th February 2015
6am
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Bottom Knocker Street
A selection of three episodes from the surreal children's comedy starring Phill Jupitus.
6:10am
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Minder
Series 10, Episode 10 - The Long Good ThursdayArthur plans one last little earner and sets up his own Italian restaurant the Cosa Noshtra. But just before the big opening night an old acquaintance turns up pointing a gun.
6:50am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
7:10am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 19 - Bull v WoolIt's a beautiful day and Shaun, Bitzer and Timmy are enjoying a picnic, when an unexpected guest arrives and spoils the peace. Forced into hiding the trio find ways to entertain themselves, until they have to brave up and face their fear.
7:10am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 23 - The Silent MovieWhen Sooty accidentally destroys one of Richard's old films, the gang decide to replace it with one they've made themselves. But will it be good enough to impress Mr Slater's grandchildren?
7:20am
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The Two Ronnies
Series 2, Episode 6Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
7:20am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 1 - Double TroubleWhen Shaun dresses as the farmer he suddenly has the power to boss Bitzer around, so he decides to throw a party. All goes to plan until Shaun encounters the real farmer...
7:55am
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Horrible Histories
Special - Crooked King John And The Magna CartaFeaturing Ben Miller in the title role, Horrible Histories looks at the life and reign of King John (1166-1216).
8:20am
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The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin
A midlife crisis sitcom about a bored executive who fakes his own suicide and seeks to reinvent himself in a desperate search for purpose and contentment.
9:05am
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Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 8Tom's craving that feeling of youth again. Unfortunately his body is far weaker than his mind, and despite collapsing after a run, he refuses to heed Diana's or the doctor's advice to slow down. Harvey, however, is feeling wonderful about his plans to replace all English-speaking staff with cheap immigrant workers.
9:45am
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'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the wartime sitcom.
10:55am
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The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
11am
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Bless This House
Popular sitcom spin-off film starring Sid James, Terry Scott, Diana Coupland and June Whitfield.
11am60 min
Fighting Talk
Series 12, Episode 26Broadcaster Dougie Anderson, journalist Jim White, writer Will Buckley and comedian Romesh Ranganathan join Josh Widdicombe.
11:20am
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
11:20am
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 4, Episode 2 - ToadsWhen Nero accidentally lets the school toads escape he sets off a chain of events that gets Dexter into serious trouble. Is this the end for the 4 O'Clock Club?
11:30am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 7, Episode 5This week's episode featured the return of Freaky Eaters, the slow old man from The Royal Today, upside down label, banjo hand, TV expert of the week ("What is it? We don't know"), walkie talkie sandwich, Neighbours characters, Tanya's bread hoopla on EastEnders, Molly's secret tunnel on Coronation Street, bacon and eggs, Greg's jock strap on Dancing on Ice and mash potato.
12pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 1 - The ArrivalFollowing the death of the ancient Reverend Pottle, the inhabitants of rural backwater Dibley are looking forward to a younger, more mentally capable ecclesiastical figure. However, they'd be less surprised to see Mr Blobby popping up in their pulpit than the buxom Geraldine Granger - a female vicar!
12:30pm
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The Now Show
Series 45, Episode 6Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present the week via topical stand-up and sketches featuring Laura Shavin, Jon Holmes, John Finnemore and Adam Kay.
12:40pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 2 - Songs Of PraiseGeraldine receives a letter from the BBC: they've heard of her incumbency, and want to film an episode of Songs Of Praise in the village. David is far from keen, but finds himself outvoted by the other councillors. When the crew turn up, the vicar is particularly enamoured by the dashing young producer, Tristan; unfortunately the recording does not go smoothly.
1pm
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St Trinian's
Revival of the classic film series, sttarring Rupert Everett and Colin Firth. The girls rally round when the school is faced with financial ruin.
1:10pm
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Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Curtain Went Up, My Trousers Went DownHank gets the lead part in the school play... a role that the school bully wanted.
1:20pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 1 - Only A StoryMrs Warboys has temporarily moved in with the Meldrews after rain flooded her basement flat. Victor is doing battle with the local newspaper, which keeps mixing up the names printed alongside reader contributions.
1:35pm
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Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 7 - StaycationWhen Millie overhears Mum and Mike discussing a holiday in France, she contrives an invitation for herself and Lauren too. But maybe she should have waited to find out the details first. She tries to play Mum and Dad off against each other in the holiday stakes, but ends up with an epic fail for Lauren, Craig, and most of all, herself.
1:35pm
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The Unforgettable...
Series 1, Episode 3 - Larry GraysonProfile of the popular comic, entertainer and Generation Game host, Larry Grayson. Shut that door!
2pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the first series, including the pilot, of Britain's longest running sitcom.
2pm
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Not In Front Of The Children
Episode 1, House in a Tree: 4 Extra Debut. Jennifer nags stubborn Henry, who is due in court over a treehouse.
2:10pm
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Holiday On The Buses
Third film spin-off from On The Buses. There is mayhem at a holiday camp when Stan, Jack and Blakey go to work there during the summer.
2:10pm
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All At Sea
Series 2, Episode 1 - ValentineCharlie tries to befriend one of the guests who he thinks will make him some money, but when Charlie tries to be your friend, it might just ruin your life.
2:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2:30pm
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The Navy Lark
Series 2, Episode 6 - The FigureheadClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
3pm
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Red Dwarf
A repeat run of the entire Series V.
3:05pm
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Doc Martin
Series 4, Episode 4 - Driving Mr McLynnMartin is called to Louisa's new home after she has a dizzy spell while shifting furniture. Martin urges her to slow down, but is shocked to learn that Louisa has applied to be her school's headteacher again.
3:25pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 7 - Valentine's DayJosh needs Dexter's help to finish off some new tracks - but doesn't want to look uncool by hanging out with a teacher. But Dexter has other ideas and plans to take this beautiful new musical partnership public.
3:55pm
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Horrible Histories
2014 Specials - Ridiculous RomanceMixing brand new and previous favourite sketches, we discover what pulled the heartstrings of some of the most famous lovers of days gone by (and the sometimes not-so-lucky objects of their affection).
4pm
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dinnerladies
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Victoria Wood sitcom.
4pm
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Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 10 - Little Monster's BathEvery month something terrible happens - Justin and Robert try to give Little Monster a bath. It is always Justin who ends up getting soaked. Will Little Monster finally get a wash this time around?
5pm
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Waiting For God
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the retirement home sitcom.
5:30pm
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Gloomsbury
Series 1, Episode 3 - The St Ives School Of PaintingVera Sackcloth-Vest and Ginny Fox rush down to St Ives in search of DH Lollipop. But it is Vera's persistent and flamboyant admirer Venus Traduces who is ravished in the brambles.
5:35pm
(repeat)
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
6pm
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 7, Episode 7This week's episode featured a Jamie Oliver rap, a woman taking her two other hairstyles for a walk on Ladette to Lady, ear cataracts and Freaky Eaters.
6:30pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 7, Episode 8This week's episode featured the werewolf, Steve McDonald had a farm, Mysteroso on The Royal Today, questionnaires disease on Doctors, a visitor to Hampstead Heath on American Princess, an invisible letter and Gail talking to a banister on Coronation Street, Phil and Shirley's paper mache fight, tortoise, Zippy, Top 3 Campest Waiters of the Week ("let's go fly a kite"), Freaky Eaters with Harry eating bread and hoopy hoops, and two knights.
6:30pm
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Paradise Lost In Cyberspace
Episode 3: Fresh from incarceration, 69-year-old George Smith has attracted the attention of OAP terrorists.
7pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of the sitcom starring Geoffrey Palmer and Judi Dench.
7pm
(repeat)
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 1 - The ArrivalFollowing the death of the ancient Reverend Pottle, the inhabitants of rural backwater Dibley are looking forward to a younger, more mentally capable ecclesiastical figure. However, they'd be less surprised to see Mr Blobby popping up in their pulpit than the buxom Geraldine Granger - a female vicar!
7pm
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Doc Martin
Series 3, Episode 2 - MovementBert Large could be the man to put Portwenn on the culinary map. Dissatisfied with his lot in life he abandons his plumbing business to open his own restaurant.
7pm
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Kingdom
Series 1, Episode 6Lyle is feeling totally undervalued and Peter, realising that unless he gives him some responsibility he'll leave, sends him off to meet an old Polish Auschwitz survivor. Beatrice insists on bonding with Gloria - who politely pretends to enjoy their outings. Sidney Snell has a dream which leads him to Cromer Pier and a search for buried treasure. Mrs Thing wants to leave Peter all her money. A mysterious young woman turns up at Peter's garden party asking to speak to him.
7:40pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 2 - Songs Of PraiseGeraldine receives a letter from the BBC: they've heard of her incumbency, and want to film an episode of Songs Of Praise in the village. David is far from keen, but finds himself outvoted by the other councillors. When the crew turn up, the vicar is particularly enamoured by the dashing young producer, Tristan; unfortunately the recording does not go smoothly.
8pm
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Kingdom
Series 2, Episode 1There's still no word from Peter's missing brother Simon so Peter happily takes on the role of surrogate father to Daniel. The Women's Institute calls for Peter's help in a bid to save the local lighthouse. Sidney Snell and pub landlord Ted are practising for their annual horn dance, but there is an accident during the rehearsal. Lyle and Peter get caught up in a burger war. Honor develops a soft spot for Lyle of which he is totally unaware. Beatrice is becoming increasingly volatile.
8pm
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QI
A selection of episodes from Series C of the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game.
8:20pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 1 - Only A StoryMrs Warboys has temporarily moved in with the Meldrews after rain flooded her basement flat. Victor is doing battle with the local newspaper, which keeps mixing up the names printed alongside reader contributions.
8:35pm
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Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Captain's CarThere is good news for the platoon: they are to welcome a French General and Mainwaring is to get a staff car - a Rolls-Royce, no less. It is decided to have the car camouflage-painted.
9pm
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The New Statesman
A selection of episodes from the first sitcom starring Rik Mayall as Tory MP Alan B'Stard.
9pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of three episodes from Britain's longest running sitcom.
9pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 1A young couple has to live in their car for their baby's sake, Claire is 'not drunk enough' and Nan accuses a social worker of stealing her clothes. Also, is Beyoncé "bling bling" or "bing bing"?
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 5 (Channel 4: Series 6), Episode 6Sean Lock and Jason Manford go up against guest captain Sarah Millican, and Jonathan Ross. Bill Bailey joins Susie Dent while Rachel Riley looks after the letters and the numbers.
9pm
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Lee Evans: Wired And Wonderful - Live At Wembley
TV broadcast of Lee Evans live at Wembley in 2002, unleashing his latest material to a giddy crowd.
9pm
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Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the fourth and fifth series of Channel 4's longest running sitcom.
9pm
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Run Fatboy Run
Having previously jilted his fiancée at the altar, Dennis Doyle attempts to win her back by running a marathon.
9:20pm60 min
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 8, Episode 4 - Ant & Dec, Alan Davies, Goldie Hawn, Diana KrallJonathan Ross welcomes the nation's most successful TV double act Ant & Dec, QI and Jonathan Creek star Alan Davies, and legendary Hollywood star Goldie Hawn. Grammy award-winning musician Diana Krall joins them for a chat.
9:40pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 1 - FashionWealthy international public relations maven Edina Monsoon awakes hungover with one day to put together a major fashion show. Who should she turn to for help, and can she do it whilst off the booze?
10pm
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Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - Shadow + TaxAlan joins North Norfolk breakfast host Terri Cohen, filling in for her regular co-host to review the morning's papers. On his own show, Alan is joined by internet millionaire Daniel Langford to talk about technology.
10pm
(repeat)
Reginald D Hunter Live
TV broadcast of Reginald D Hunter's 2011 stand-up DVD.
10pm
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 4, Episode 1With Rich Hall, Lee Mack, Boy George and Big Brother star Nikki Grahame.
10pm
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Tim Minchin And Friends
Episode 1: A marvellous collision of mirth and piano from the award-winning singer and songwriter.
10:05pm
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Reality Bites
Episode 2Guests on the second show are reality TV star Rylan Clark, Spice Girl Emma Bunton, Made In Chelsea's Jamie Laing and Matt Edmondson
10:20pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 2 - FatPenny Casper-Morse, a stick thin model from Eddy's 1960s past, is coming to visit. Edina's already worried about her weight, having failed to exercise for about 30 years, and now the issue's pressing!
10:30pm
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Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 6 - Turgid + MilkshakeAlong with new 'banter jockey' sidekick Zoe Scott, Alan is joined in the studio by agony aunt Polly Maplin. He later opens up to Zoe about his father, and sports a rather fetching raspberry pink jacket.
10:30pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 4, Episode 2With Piers Morgan, Jason Manford, Kirsty Gallacher and Scott Capurro.
10:40pm
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Backchat
Series 2, Highlights SpecialJack Whitehall and his father Michael look back at some of the highlights of the series.
10:40pm
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Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe
Series 3, Episode 3Charlie looks at the impending release of Fifty Shades of Grey, whilst Philomena Cunk and Barry Shitpeas are worried by the Greek economy. And then there's Gregg Wallace. Jake Yapp takes on Dinner Date.
10:45pm
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The Keith Lemon Sketch Show
Series 1, Episode 2Guests in the second show include Fearne Cotton, Take Me Out's Paddy McGuinness, actor John Thomson and former Inbetweeners star Emily Atack.
11pm
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Bellamy's People
Episode 1Hapless radio talk-show host Gary Bellamy steps onto the small screen, into his Triumph Stag "personality vehicle" and travels the length and breadth of the land meeting the people of Britain and trying to find out what makes them tick.
11pm
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 2, Episode 6Anything goes as Alan Davies and guests Ross Noble, Janet Street-Porter, Angela Barnes and Michael Ball are given free reign to chinwag about Cher, crossbows and The Archers.
11pm
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Mark Steel's In Town
Series 2, Episode 3 - DumfriesMark performs from the Theatre Royal in Dumfries, the Borders, where he discovers a bloodthirsty history and seagull-hating inhabitants who are obsessed with the poet Robert Burns.
11pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Fashion ShowIt's the start of term and Carli is organising a charity fashion show.
11:30pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
11:30pm
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The Jason Byrne Show
Series 1, Episode 4 - ReligionJason talks to the audience about the topic of religion whilst Ivan Brackenbury continues to ruin hopstial airwaves with his DJ show.
11:35pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Gig And The GirlfriendSimon is chasing a fit girl in the year below, so to impress her, he goes to his first gig since his mum took him to see Take That at Wembley Arena. Will, Jay and Neil tag along and pretty much ruin Simon's chances, but thankfully the bouncers are nice enough.
11:40pm
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 1, Episode 1 - Welcome To Royston VaseyOutsider Benjamin arrives in town. Ben's friend Martin visits the Local Shop and meets the unfailingly strange Tubbs and Edward. Restart officer Pauline is angered that a job seeker has a job interview.
Midnight
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Red Dwarf
A selection of episodes from Series V.
12:10am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 5Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular talking points by Alex Jones, Tinchy Stryder, David O'Doherty and Katherine Ryan.
12:20am
(repeat)
15 Storeys High
Series 1, Episode 1 - The SofaVince's new flatmate, Errol, is allowed to stay in the flat on the condition that he uses his Tesco Clubcard when he goes shopping. The new housemates soon witness the trouble an old two-seater sofa can cause.
12:20am
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Psychoville
Series 1, Episode 1Mr Lomax, a blind recluse; Robert, a telekinetic dwarf; Mr Jelly, an embittered clown; David, a serial-killer obsessed man-child; and deranged but caring midwife Joy, each receive a black edged card bearing the anonymous message: "I know what you did." As the past catches up with these five seemingly unconnected characters, we begin to delve into their present-day lives.
12:30am45 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Topical Channel 4 comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. The questions are based on survey results and statistics.
12:30am
(repeat)
The Football's On
Series 2, Episode 27Sean Lock and Doc Brown join Ian Stone to look ahead to the weekend's football action.
12:30am
(repeat)
Paradise Lost In Cyberspace
Episode 3: Fresh from incarceration, 69-year-old George Smith has attracted the attention of OAP terrorists.
1am
(repeat)
Black Books
Series 1, Episode 1 - Cooking The BooksBookshop owner Bernard dreads the end of the financial year as his accounts beckon, Fran is an unlikely birth partner and accountant Manny swallows The Little Book of Calm.
1:15am
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Alan Carr: Tooth Fairy Live
Alan Carr recorded this live perfomance at the Hammersmith Apollo in May 2007 to a sell-out audience. Alan talks about childhood and adolescence.
1:30am
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Black Books
Series 1, Episode 2 - Manny's First DayNew arrival Manny is on a mission to impress as Bernard's assistant. But Bernard far from approves.
1:30am
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Bellamy's People
Episode 1Hapless radio talk-show host Gary Bellamy steps onto the small screen, into his Triumph Stag "personality vehicle" and travels the length and breadth of the land meeting the people of Britain and trying to find out what makes them tick.
1:40am
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The Last Leg
Series 5, Episode 6David Mitchell is the guest this week, as Adam Hills and co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker review the main talking points of the week.
1:50am
(repeat)
Crims
Episode 6Marcel and Daz are furious after Dawn's clampdown on drugs, so in an attempt to boost Luke's popularity, Jason volunteers him for a drugs snatch from the warden's office.
2am
(repeat)
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 1, Episode 1 - Welcome To Royston VaseyOutsider Benjamin arrives in town. Ben's friend Martin visits the Local Shop and meets the unfailingly strange Tubbs and Edward. Restart officer Pauline is angered that a job seeker has a job interview.
2:10am
(repeat)
Cold Feet
Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.
2:20am
(repeat)
Drunk History
Series 1, Episode 5Russell Kane talks King Charles II, Alex Horne on the 1966 World Cup trophy theft, and Diane Morgan chats Lady Godiva.
2:20am
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Uncle
Series 2, Episode 1Andy and Errol have to sneak around just to spend time together. Can they help each other conquer their fears and get unblocked?
2:30am
(repeat)
Psychoville
Series 1, Episode 1Mr Lomax, a blind recluse; Robert, a telekinetic dwarf; Mr Jelly, an embittered clown; David, a serial-killer obsessed man-child; and deranged but caring midwife Joy, each receive a black edged card bearing the anonymous message: "I know what you did." As the past catches up with these five seemingly unconnected characters, we begin to delve into their present-day lives.
3am
(repeat)
15 Storeys High
Series 1, Episode 1 - The SofaVince's new flatmate, Errol, is allowed to stay in the flat on the condition that he uses his Tesco Clubcard when he goes shopping. The new housemates soon witness the trouble an old two-seater sofa can cause.
3am
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Crackanory
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Teacup Has Landed & Pleasure DroneTwisted tales read by Harry Enfield and Sarah Solemani. An office worker takes on a high-street coffee chain and a downtrodden librarian gains access to a CIA military drone!
3:10am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 5Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular talking points by Alex Jones, Tinchy Stryder, David O'Doherty and Katherine Ryan.
3:20am
(repeat)
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
3:20am
(repeat)
Backchat
Series 2, Highlights SpecialJack Whitehall and his father Michael look back at some of the highlights of the series.
3:30am
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 1 - FashionWealthy international public relations maven Edina Monsoon awakes hungover with one day to put together a major fashion show. Who should she turn to for help, and can she do it whilst off the booze?
3:30am
(repeat)
Red Dwarf
Science fiction sitcom based in space. The crew aboard the damaged mining spaceship Red Dwarf are doomed to drift in space for the rest of eternity.
5:30am
(repeat)
Gloomsbury
Series 1, Episode 3 - The St Ives School Of PaintingVera Sackcloth-Vest and Ginny Fox rush down to St Ives in search of DH Lollipop. But it is Vera's persistent and flamboyant admirer Venus Traduces who is ravished in the brambles.