Schedule Thursday 23rd October 2014
The Upper Hand
Series 2, Episode 11 - She's My GirlAfter accusing Charlie of stealing his girlfriend, Tom decides to move out.
The Two Ronnies
Series 5, Episode 3Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Stockport, So Good They Named It Once
Series 2, Episode 3 - RoddyThe comic goings on of the Conroy family in the Greater Manchester town of Stockport.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 4, Episode 1John creates an innovative teaching aid, eavesdrops on two guards who really should be paying more attention and has a tale of honour.
Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 1 - The Business PropositionWith war over and Arthur Wilson managing Swallow's Bank, Bert Hodges reappears with a surprising proposition for Frank Pike.
Take It From Here
Napoleonic double-doings, while Ron's actions shock Eth and Mr Glum.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Alison And Maud
Episode 1, Fishing for Compliments: Is there something fishy about the landladies' accountant Bernard, besides his VAT returns?
Dani's House
Series 2, Episode 5 - Double TroubleSam and Jack are tired of Dani always ditching them for auditions, so she promises them she won't let them down again. When the perfect audition clashes with a date with her mates, Dani has to find a way out fast.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 6 - Das (Welly) BootCompo finds a new way to Nora's heart.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 35 - Meena's NemesisAn old school friend returns to challenge Meena's Tikka-Way, but the local residents are not ready to say goodbye to Meena's curry cupcakes.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 33 - The CoinUsing a homemade metal detector, the gang stumble upon an old gold coin. Could this be the key to finally building their city farm? The hardest thing may be keeping hold of it.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 13 - Drive In The CountryIt is Richard's day off so Sooty and Sweep have helped him prepare a picnic. But with Sooty-Stig driving the campervan, a flat tyre and no petrol, will Richard ever get a peaceful drive in the country?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 18 - Money To BurnTime is running out for Monsieur LeClerc; if he does not reveal the whereabouts of the missing money, Flick will have him shot. If he DOES reveal the whereabouts of the missing money, Michelle will have him shot: will the RAF arrive in time?
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 8Hyacinth is still eager to join Emmet's production of The Boyfriend and drops in at the church hall before a sophisticated barbecue at Violet's.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 41 - A Royal MakeoverMr Bean decides to decorate his room in the style of Buckingham Palace and selects the same wallpaper as the Queen has. Meanwhile, his landlady, Mrs Wicket, suffers from delusions of grandeur and crowns herself Queen of the Street!
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 42 - Super MarrowMr Bean finds himself in a race to grow a giant marrow with his next-door neighbour. There is prize money at stake and a chance to get his photo in the papers. As the competition hots up, Mr Bean's gardening techniques become more inventive, unconventional and desperate.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 1 - "An Errand Boy By The Ear"Arkwright's baffled when his customers get upset with his treatment of Granville. Surely, "it's what errand boys are for".
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 1 - The Business PropositionWith war over and Arthur Wilson managing Swallow's Bank, Bert Hodges reappears with a surprising proposition for Frank Pike.
The Two Ronnies
Series 5, Episode 3Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Take It From Here
Napoleonic double-doings, while Ron's actions shock Eth and Mr Glum.
The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 12 - PromotionBeryl becomes acutely aware of her 'common' demeanour after Sandra is given a promotion at work. Sandra offers to treat her to elocution lessons as a birthday present, but it seems an uphill struggle.
Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 5Unfortunately for Richard, his latest attempt to overhaul the workings of the estate farm and improve its throughput happen to coincide with Marjory and Audrey's being on a kick of 'countryside conservancy'.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 10 - Find The LadyTracey and Sharon need help to understand their husband's tax returns. As the wife of an accountant, Dorien helps them out. They discover that Tracey's husband Darryl has invested well and now has a large sum to look forward to in his pension, but Sharon's husband Chris was less well advised. Sharon tracks down a mystery financial advisor to explain...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 6 - Das (Welly) BootCompo finds a new way to Nora's heart.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 14 - The Great OutdoorsRichard is taking the Children's Club on a camping trip into the country but Sooty and Sweep sneak along too. With Sweep in charge of map-reading and Sooty playing tricks with his magic wand, it's not long before things go wrong.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 19 - Puddings Can Go OffMichelle orders René to store 1,000kg of high explosive in his café - disguised as Christmas puddings! Herr Flick, meanwhile, is dealing with land mines.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 43 - A Running BattleIt is the start of a Fun Run and Mr Bean lines up beside his deadly enemy - the fat bloke who stole his parking space. Fun Run or not, nothing will stop Mr Bean beating this man to the finishing post - even if he has to flag a cab!
Second Thoughts
Series 2, Episode 10 - Affair AssessmentRichard and Liza's affair causes chaos in the office.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 44 - Egg And BeanMr Bean gets in a flap when a monster turns up in his cake mix. The good news is that the monster turns out to be a harmless baby bird. The bad news is that it grows into a huge stork and takes over Mr Bean's home! He tries to return it to the wild and finds that teaching it to fly makes his arms ache!
Fresh Fields
Series 2, Episode 3 - Alright On The NightHester struggles to arrange a variety show in aid of the church organ's restoration. Meanwhile, Emma reveals plans to move away - and will she ever get married?
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 9Having lost out in a floral display competition, Hyacinth sets her sights on a new car and soon has Richard on a Rolls-Royce test drive.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 10 - What The Stars ForetellThe Butler household is thrown into chaos when the stars foretell marital success for Mum and Olive - and they both set their eyes on Blakey! Meanwhile, the Luxton & District is being subsumed into a national company, so change is afoot at the depot.
Stockport, So Good They Named It Once
Series 2, Episode 3 - RoddyThe comic goings on of the Conroy family in the Greater Manchester town of Stockport.
Boj
Episode 34 - Still As StatuesBoj finds Mia upset because her paintings of the Twitchlets are ruined - they were meant to be a birthday present for her mum. Can Boj help Mia to make a new present?
The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 12 - PromotionBeryl becomes acutely aware of her 'common' demeanour after Sandra is given a promotion at work. Sandra offers to treat her to elocution lessons as a birthday present, but it seems an uphill struggle.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 2 - Poetic JusticeAn old acquaintance of Fletcher's becomes the third occupant of the cell: the judge who sentenced him to five years! Initial resentment fades, and Fletcher decides that an old school friend of the Governor's could prove very useful. However, not all his fellow prisoners are as enlightened.
Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 8 - Susu AgainPorkpie is bitten by the lovebug when an old flame from the West Indies turns up at the shop.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 17 - Party AnimalsThe farmer throws a fancy-dress house party for his birthday. When Bitzer loses all the invitations, however, Shaun saves the day again. Disguised in their own ingenious costumes, the sheep stand in as the guests and have a good old knees-up. But can they fool the farmer into believing he is surrounded by his friends?
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 4, Episode 2Featuring a sketch that you will never really own, the rudest of awakenings for one particular pet and a look at the often ignored positive side of stereotyping.
Bread
Series 4, Episode 13The preparations for Aveline's wedding are chaotic with arguments aplenty, but these things never run smoothly - especially when Yizzel and his mate are in charge of the wedding cars.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 8 - ChristineAfter the events of New Year's Eve, Anita's left the canteen. Her replacement, Christine, has chronic flatulence and manages to upset, annoy, and/or anger everyone within a couple of hours. On top of that, the social services want Petula to live with Bren!
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 1 - The Business PropositionWith war over and Arthur Wilson managing Swallow's Bank, Bert Hodges reappears with a surprising proposition for Frank Pike.
To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 5Unfortunately for Richard, his latest attempt to overhaul the workings of the estate farm and improve its throughput happen to coincide with Marjory and Audrey's being on a kick of 'countryside conservancy'.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 2Stacey is looking for a new job while insuring Gavin sticks to his recent promise.
Take It From Here
Napoleonic double-doings, while Ron's actions shock Eth and Mr Glum.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 5 - Video NastyRodney has been commissioned to make a film by the Local Community Arts Centre. Unfortunately, Del and Mickey Pearce take over, and the expensive equipment is soon covering weddings and all sorts - and then there's the cast and sponsor list for his production...
Kingdom
Series 2, Episode 3Peter decides to let Simon face the consequences of his actions, after Simon is arrested on suspicion of identity fraud. Peter represents a pregnant woman attempting to trace her partner for child support payments, but the man in questions appears to have gone AWOL from his job with the US Air Force. Lyle is seduced by an attractive biker, but discovers that she is just trying to evade a penalty for speeding.
Outnumbered
Series 5, Episode 5There are communication problems in the Brockman house as Mum struggles to maintain a work life balance and Dad's phone gets the better of him.
Vexed
Series 2, Episode 1A murder at a car showroom brings together DI Jack Armstrong with a new partner, bright fast-tracker Georgina Dixon. They soon find out they could not be more different to each other and the sparks immediately start to fly.
The Cruise
One-off comedy drama starring Jane Horrocks and Jason Watkins as a couple preparing to go away on a holiday cruise.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 1 - BandWhen Tim joins a band at work and Lucy falls for the lead guitarist, Lee becomes jealous, and decides that if he can't beat them he should join them.
Drifters
Series 2, Episode 1 - Rock N RollMeg is traumatised when her parents announce a trial separation. Meanwhile Bunny has started seeing the banjo player from promising but unsigned band The New Harvesters, and Laura finds herself taking care of Gary.
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 2 - The BuildersBasil's drive to save money gets the better of him when he hires the lowest quoting builder, a cowboy by the name of O'Reilly, to refurbish the lobby, rather than Sybil's choice, the respected and trustworthy Mr Stubbs.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 2 - DadsLee's lazy weekend is wrecked when his scrounging father turns up unexpectedly. Having just come out of hospital he needs somewhere to stay for the weekend. Will Lee take on the demanding role of carer?
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 7, Episode 8 - BorryWith Donna about to go to London, the secret of Janet and Gaz's relationship comes out. Then Donna reveals she's got a secret of her own. Louise finally has her baby, enthusiastically assisted by Munch.
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 2Lou and Andy are in the countryside, and Judy of the Women's Institute projectile vomits over a visiting MP when she discovers the vol-au-vents were made to a recipe by Ainsley Harriott.
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 5 - The PartyAs a last desperate hurrah before the baby arrives, Mark and Jeremy decide to throw a party.
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 2 - Lee Mack, Rich Hall, Danny BhoyLee Mack, comedian and star of BBC One sitcom Not Going Out, presents sets from American comic Rich Hall and Scotland's very own Danny Bhoy.
Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 8 - Susu AgainPorkpie is bitten by the lovebug when an old flame from the West Indies turns up at the shop.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 9, Episode 1In the first episode of the new series Russell looks at Ebola, the UK Independence Party, Oscar Pistorius and a reopened Irish pub...
Bluestone 42
Series 2, Episode 6Bluestone 42's new robot is brazenly stolen from under their noses, which proves surpassingly useful in Nick's hunt for the Taliban bomber.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 4, Episode 1John creates an innovative teaching aid, eavesdrops on two guards who really should be paying more attention and has a tale of honour.
Detectorists
Series 1, Episode 4Terry announces that he is standing down as leader of the DMDC, unleashing a bitter, winner takes-all scramble for presidential power when Andy and Lance fall out over gold, and Becky and Sophie are forced to become allies in the Two Brewers pub quiz. Is this Andy's worst idea ever?
Celebrity Juice
Series 12, Episode 7Keith, Gino and Fearne present more ludicrous games. Joining the panel this time are Hairy Bikers Dave Myers and Simon King; Craig Revel Horwood; Chloe Jasmine; and Charlotte Crosby.
Lovesick
Scrotal Recall, Episode 4 - JaneJust before Angus and Helen's wedding, it's Evie's birthday; she plans to tell Dylan about her feelings, but there's a surprise party about to be sprung...
Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 3 - Jeremy Makes ItJeremy is determined to move his relationship with Nancy to that of proper boyfriend and girlfriend. So, he follows Nancy's belief in God and her feeding the homeless.
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 6 - Das BootTime is running out for Jeremy as Elena and Gail's marriage is imminent. Meanwhile Mark decides to learn how to drive.
Newsjack
Series 11, Episode 5The week's stories cobbled together in a scrapbook sketch show, which anyone can write for. Uninformed, up to the minute, down to the dregs. Presented by Romesh Ranganathan.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 3In their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Tom Rosenthal, Craig Revel Horwood, Roisin Conaty and US comic Rob Delaney for this show.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 1It's a fresh start for Will McKenzie as he joins his new sixth form college. Will previously went to a private school, but since his dad walked out on his mum he's had to downgrade to the local comprehensive.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Episode 1 - CandleIt's Janet and Gaz's first night as a couple after Donna has moved to London to be with Wesley and start a new career.
Tonight At The London Palladium
Series 1, Episode 6Rob Brydon hosts the final edition. With guests including Milton Jones and Daniel Sloss. Neil Diamond and Paloma Faith provide the music.
Plebs
Series 2, Episode 6 - The CandidateThe local elections arrive, so Marcus and Stylax sign up as hired clappers for wig-wearing politician Victor of the Gracchii. Grumio, however, is drawn towards another candidate named Julius Priscus. Could it simply be because he is giving away free promotional plums?
Coupling
Series 2, Episode 9 - The End Of The LineThere's trouble on the telephone when Susan and Jeff get their mobiles mixed up. Meanwhile, Steve is panicking after giving another woman his number.
Crackanory
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Untangler & Murder He WroteWarwick Davis and Emilia Fox narrate darkly comic tales. A man with a gift for untangling things tries to woo a princess. A wife is framed for a murder plot - by her own hubby.
52 First Impressions With David Quantick
Series 1, Episode 2Hear stories about David Bowie, Fidel Castro and David's dad, among others.
Creme De La Crime
Series 2, Episode 2 - A Pyramid SchemeMichael Feydeau and David Pershore probe the mysterious curse of a mummy.
A League Of Their Own
Series 8, Episode 8Olympic medallist Jenny Jones, football legend Gianfranco Zola and comedian Johnny Vegas join Corden and co for the final episode of the series.
The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 3 - Something HappenedDouglas becomes a Spaceologist, Roy's life is changed by a bad back, and Jen gets involved with a rock band.
PhoneShop
Series 1, Episode 5 - Salesman Of The MonthFor the first time in years, someone other than Little Gary Patel is in with a chance of being top salesman of the month. As the boys vie for position, Janine moons over her new boyfriend, Don.
Guy Browning's Small Talk
Episode 2, Duvet Control: The battle of the sexes rages over cold feet and tog ratings. The writer shares more deep thoughts on trivia.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 10 - Find The LadyTracey and Sharon need help to understand their husband's tax returns. As the wife of an accountant, Dorien helps them out. They discover that Tracey's husband Darryl has invested well and now has a large sum to look forward to in his pension, but Sharon's husband Chris was less well advised. Sharon tracks down a mystery financial advisor to explain...
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, Episode 2 - StiffLinda and Tom are shocked and confused when they return home after a day's shopping to find Beryl laid in state in their living room. They weren't even aware she'd died!
Dapper Laughs: On The Pull
Episode 4This time, Dapper takes on his biggest challenge yet as he attempts to help a girl get some male attention. Will his outrageous dating advice work for the ladies too, or will he just try to take her home with him instead?
Coupling
Series 3, Episode 1 - SplitFollowing their split, both Sally and Steve are agonising over using the telephone. She's insistent she's not desperate, but he definitely is!
Dave Podmore
Dave Podmore's World Of Cricket, Episode 1Pod makes a bid to run the opening ceremony of the 2003 Cricket World Cup - on the cheap, of course.
PhoneShop
Series 1, Episode 6 - Soldier, Swinger, Shelley, ShelleyLance is off on his second honeymoon. Janine is in charge and teaching Christopher to go the "extra mile" for his customers and Ashley has got a date with a soldier. What's the worst that can happen?
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 1 - BandWhen Tim joins a band at work and Lucy falls for the lead guitarist, Lee becomes jealous, and decides that if he can't beat them he should join them.
Vexed
Series 2, Episode 1A murder at a car showroom brings together DI Jack Armstrong with a new partner, bright fast-tracker Georgina Dixon. They soon find out they could not be more different to each other and the sparks immediately start to fly.
A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 3, Episode 1Sketches include the monks and the milk pot, the two psychiatrists, and that rarest of things - Stephen singing.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 5Krishnan Guru-Murthy, David O'Doherty, Jamelia and Paul Foot join Jimmy, Jon and Sean to look back at what has been a busy week for news.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 10, Episode 4With guests Jack Osbourne, Uri Geller, Tim Minchin and Holly Walsh.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 7, Episode 8 - BorryWith Donna about to go to London, the secret of Janet and Gaz's relationship comes out. Then Donna reveals she's got a secret of her own. Louise finally has her baby, enthusiastically assisted by Munch.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 2 - DadsLee's lazy weekend is wrecked when his scrounging father turns up unexpectedly. Having just come out of hospital he needs somewhere to stay for the weekend. Will Lee take on the demanding role of carer?
The Royle Family
Christmas Special - The Golden Egg CupThere's a new buzz in the Royle family household as it is a special time for Jim and Barbara and a celebration (including Twiglets and scotch eggs) is planned.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Episode 1 - CandleIt's Janet and Gaz's first night as a couple after Donna has moved to London to be with Wesley and start a new career.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 4 - Paedophile HairIntroducing the brilliant original comedy of Tony Law alongside Josie Long, Simon Munnery, Bridget Christie, Boothby Graffoe and Paul Sinha. Brand new and exclusive live show curated by Stewart Lee.
The Rob Brydon Show
Series 1, Episode 1Tonight, Rob chats to Little Britain star and old friend David Walliams. Rob also chats and jams with his hero, Sir Tom Jones, and champions rising star and stand-up comedian Tom Deacon.
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 2Lou and Andy are in the countryside, and Judy of the Women's Institute projectile vomits over a visiting MP when she discovers the vol-au-vents were made to a recipe by Ainsley Harriott.
Detectorists
Series 1, Episode 4Terry announces that he is standing down as leader of the DMDC, unleashing a bitter, winner takes-all scramble for presidential power when Andy and Lance fall out over gold, and Becky and Sophie are forced to become allies in the Two Brewers pub quiz. Is this Andy's worst idea ever?
The Rob Brydon Show
Series 1, Episode 2Tonight, Rob Brydon's guest is fellow Gavin & Stacey cast member James Corden. There's also music and chat from super-cool Mark Ronson and stand-up comedy from the up-and-coming Carly Smallman.
PhoneShop
Series 3, Episode 2 - Nick Nack PaddywhackAshley's in the doghouse with Jerwayne after causing a girl-drought of epic proportions. Can Jerwayne get the interest of the Zara girls once again, or has Ashley wrecked their chances on the high street for good?
Bluestone 42
Series 2, Episode 6Bluestone 42's new robot is brazenly stolen from under their noses, which proves surpassingly useful in Nick's hunt for the Taliban bomber.
Lovesick
Scrotal Recall, Episode 4 - JaneJust before Angus and Helen's wedding, it's Evie's birthday; she plans to tell Dylan about her feelings, but there's a surprise party about to be sprung...
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, Episode 2 - StiffLinda and Tom are shocked and confused when they return home after a day's shopping to find Beryl laid in state in their living room. They weren't even aware she'd died!
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 4 - Paedophile HairIntroducing the brilliant original comedy of Tony Law alongside Josie Long, Simon Munnery, Bridget Christie, Boothby Graffoe and Paul Sinha. Brand new and exclusive live show curated by Stewart Lee.
Cold Feet
Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.
A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 3, Episode 1Sketches include the monks and the milk pot, the two psychiatrists, and that rarest of things - Stephen singing.
The Cruise
One-off comedy drama starring Jane Horrocks and Jason Watkins as a couple preparing to go away on a holiday cruise.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
Rex The Runt
Series 2, Episode 9 - Wendy's New HairdoWendy is nominated for the Nobel Prize for Science after she invents a truth serum. She goes to have her hair done for the award ceremony, despite the fact that she has no hair. Guest starring Jonathan Ross.
Stockport, So Good They Named It Once
Series 2, Episode 3 - RoddyThe comic goings on of the Conroy family in the Greater Manchester town of Stockport.