Schedule Wednesday 15th October 2014
The Upper Hand
Series 2, Episode 5 - Cupid's ArrowsTom plays Cupid and tries to bring Charlie and Caroline closer together.
The Two Ronnies
Series 4, Episode 7Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Absolute Power
Series 4, Episode 4 - US Presidential CampaignThe firm is offered the chance to cross the pond and help with the presidential campaign, and whilst Charles can't resist the challenge of spinning in the land of the dirty trick, Martin decides to stay at home. Could this be the end of a beautiful friendship?
Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation
Series 10, Episode 4 - How To Be BetterUsing just the Bible, the monarchy and Audrey Hepburn, Jeremy promises to build a whole new you.
Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
The Burkiss Way
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Last Burkiss WayGeneral Custer tackles his last stand with a battle of one-liners.
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 2, Episode 8Dr Y's time machine and a crazy audience sing-along.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 5, Episode 3Susan Calman, Liza Tarbuck, Fred MacAulay and Charlie Brooker guest star as David Mitchell asks them to talk about Skiing, Elephants, Chocolate and Cleopatra.
Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 2 - City BoyJimmy discovers things in the country are not as simple as he thinks. Dani gets some dance training for the annual Bogmoor Ball.
Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful
Episode 3.3: An American TV evangelist creates waves, and ad man Ken causes a surprise.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 5 - Who's Feeling Ejected Then?Seymour comes up with a car-safety device which will not only save lives, but make him rich and famous. With the help of Wesley and a specially made car chassis, the safety seat is tested and it is Compo who goes up in everyone's estimation.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 40 - Puppet KingCouncillor Cowdrey uses a puppet to get the townsfolk on his side - but the puppet develops a plan of its own!
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 10 - Elvis DetectorThe kids build a metal detector that develops a tendency to detect anything but metal.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 8 - The Alarm SystemRichard is concerned about security at the park - and it's Sooty Security Services to the rescue. But when the police arrive, will Richard be caught red-handed?
4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 2 - AssemblyHaving his brother Nathan as a teacher at his school is having a disastrous effect on Josh's ability to have fun, scheme schemes and scam scams.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 12 - Who's For The Vatican?All hell is breaking loose in Nouvion: the captured Generals are free, Von Klinkerhoffen is sending Gruber and Colonel Von Strohm to the Russian front, and René is sent to collect the paintings before helping them escape to South America!
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 2Hyacinth is busy trying to find out why she hasn't received her invitation to the mayor's fancy dress ball and she also wants to get to know some important new neighbours.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 35 - Art ThiefWhen Mr Bean witnesses the theft of a major artwork on a trip to the National Gallery, he gives chase to the culprit and meets all manner of obstacles along the way.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 36 - Scaredy BeanA trip to the cinema makes Mr Bean's imagination play tricks on him.
Welcome To Our Village, Please Invade Carefully
Series 2, Episode 1 - Counter PlotRichard is alarmed to discover that Uljabaan has commandeered six allotments for some sort of experiment, while Katrina is more concerned that he's arrested Lucy. But what kind of plants is he planting inside the building he has built?
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 5 - Happy ReleaseFletch arrives in the prison hospital with a broken ankle to find that old man Blanco has lost his treasured possessions to soon-to-be-released Norris. Worried he's nearing death, Blanco offers Fletch his last item: a map...
The Burkiss Way
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Last Burkiss WayGeneral Custer tackles his last stand with a battle of one-liners.
The Two Ronnies
Series 4, Episode 7Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 2, Episode 8Dr Y's time machine and a crazy audience sing-along.
The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 6 - Three's A CrowdLife is turned upside down for the girls when Sandra's actress friend, Victoria, comes to stay. Her effect on the flat and the men in their life is overpowering and her pretentions soon have Beryl and Sandra praying for her to leave.
Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 6Frustrated at constant comments about her pasty appearance, Audrey sets off on holiday - or at least sets about creating the appearance of one, whilst relaxing under a sun lamp in the Lodge!
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 4 - Absent FriendsA spate of burglaries throws suspicion on Sharon and Tracey.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 28 - Zebra Ducks Of The SerengetiAfter getting covered in soot, two hapless ducks are mistaken for a pair of rare African Zebra Ducks. Seeing a way to make money, the farmer transforms Shaun's field into an exotic duck enclosure, which he gleefully opens to the public. Shaun doesn't appreciate losing his field and sets about exposing the fraud.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 6 - The Ice-Cream Man ComethCompo's craving for ice-cream in remote places gives Seymour the idea that the time could be right for bringing back the old 'stop-me-and-buy-one' mobile ice-cream vendor. All that is required to take ice-cream into the countryside is a bike, a well-stocked fridge, a uniform and a volunteer...
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 9 - The Sports DayIt's the annual sports day and Sooty and Sweep are competing for the cup - but who will win the day?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 13 - Ribbing The BonkMimi, Gruber, Bertorelli and the Colonel are held at the Communist Resistance's secret headquarters - René escapes with message of their ransom: 1 million francs. General Von Klinkerhoffen, however, is not keen to pay.
Second Thoughts
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Rhythm of StrifeFaith is unhappy when Bill sells his old flat to Liza, and Bill is equally upset to be called Mr Greyshott - Faith's former married name.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 26 - WantedBean is mistaken for an escaped convict and carted off to jail.
Fresh Fields
Series 1, Episode 3 - Hook, Line And Sink HerHester's father turns up at the house, determined to win back her mother. William, meanwhile, is getting ready to go on a fishing trip - and is most unamused when Hester suddenly wants to join him.
Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 3 - The BabysitterMum and Mike plan a night out, but when their babysitter cancels, they decide to leave the girls with Mike's son Craig.
For Better Or For Worse
Series 1, Episode 4A new office arrival causes friction for sweethearts Bernard and Iris.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 3Richard forgets his wedding anniversary but saves the day by alarming Hyacinth.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Football MatchThe depot establishes a football team, and with the promise of £5 for each player should they win their upcoming match, Stan's keen to join - even with Blakey as trainer. But when the star player is injured, they face a much bigger challenge than imagined!
Absolute Power
Series 4, Episode 4 - US Presidential CampaignThe firm is offered the chance to cross the pond and help with the presidential campaign, and whilst Charles can't resist the challenge of spinning in the land of the dirty trick, Martin decides to stay at home. Could this be the end of a beautiful friendship?
Boj
Episode 28 - Keeping Mr CloppityWhen the buddies mishear Mr Cloppity say something is worn out and needs to leave the park, they think he means he is leaving and set about getting him to stay.
The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 6 - Three's A CrowdLife is turned upside down for the girls when Sandra's actress friend, Victoria, comes to stay. Her effect on the flat and the men in their life is overpowering and her pretentions soon have Beryl and Sandra praying for her to leave.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 6 - Shedding At The WeddingArkwright's wedding suit smells of mothballs. Hanging his trousers out of Gladys' car was never going to be a good idea...
Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 2 - Flats, Lies And VideotapeThings soon go horribly wrong when Lee tries to make a Jeremy Beadle-style video for 'You've Been Framed'.
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 5, Episode 3Susan Calman, Liza Tarbuck, Fred MacAulay and Charlie Brooker guest star as David Mitchell asks them to talk about Skiing, Elephants, Chocolate and Cleopatra.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 5 - Strictly No DancingThe farmer hits the dance floor and attempts to learn how to ballroom dance using Pidsley as his dancing partner. The din they create annoys the sheep so much that Shaun decides to stop them.
In And Out Of The Kitchen
Series 2, Episode 1 - The ReviewA new year, and Damien is asked to write a restaurant review for Pink Floyd.
Bread
Series 4, Episode 7Joey gives Freddie an ultimatum - Lilo Lill or his mum, but not both! Linda McCartney opens an Animal Rescue Centre and, while getting her autograph, Billy invites her round for tea if she's ever passing - she is, and an unwitting Nellie tells her all her troubles.
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 5 - ExcusePenny decides to throw a Pride And Prejudice party in a bid to introduce Miranda to some eligible young men.
The Burkiss Way
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Last Burkiss WayGeneral Custer tackles his last stand with a battle of one-liners.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 6Frustrated at constant comments about her pasty appearance, Audrey sets off on holiday - or at least sets about creating the appearance of one, whilst relaxing under a sun lamp in the Lodge!
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 2, Episode 8Dr Y's time machine and a crazy audience sing-along.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 7 - As One Door ClosesDel's skint again and his latest deal has fallen through, but Rodney discovers a rare butterfly which will solve all of their financial problems.
Kingdom
Series 1, Episode 3The council have begun a campaign of retribution against Mr Snell, but Peter has a bigger case on his hands: a fisherman whose boat has sunk and is being refused an insurance payout.
Celebrity Squares
Series 1, Episode 6Eamonn Holmes, Ruth Langsford Sam Bailey, Joe Wilkinson, Bradley Walsh, Tim Vine, Nitin Ganatra, Joe Lycett, Aisling Bea and Alex Brooker play the game.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Christmas Special - Gavin & Stacey Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas Eve and the Wests join the Shipmans for one of Mick's famous turkey dinners.
Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 6Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests Alex Jones, Joe Wilkinson, Danny Dyer and Miles Jupp as they thrash out the hot topics of the week.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 8, Episode 6Kelly Osborne, Terry Christian, Reginald D. Hunter and Isy Suttie take part in the topical comedy show.
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 6 - Greg Davies, Hal Cruttenden, Simon EvansGreg Davies hosts the stand-up comedy show, with sets from Hal Cruttenden and Simon Evans too.
Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 8, Episode 7 - Best Of British SpecialJimmy Carr, Sean Lock, Jason Manford, Patrick Kielty, Rhod Gilbert, Shappi Khorsandi and Kevin Bridges talk about all things British.
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 4 - Lee Nelson, Stewart Francis, Paul ChowdhryThe 'well good' Lee Nelson introduces stand-up from the Hammersmith Apollo. He introduces sets from Stewart Francis and Paul Chowdhry.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 8 - War, Hurrgh!Janet starts her job managing The Archer, and in a bid to attract an older clientele, decides to give the pub a wartime theme, while Donna is still intent on revenge. Jonny helps Gaz become a dad, and Louise becomes a prostitute.
Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 3 - LodgersCaroline tries to find a lodger for her house, but the only people who apply are a bunch of loonies and Angela. Joanna decides to attract the attention of Lyndon Jones, the Head of IT. Mac also discovers that Holly is now pregnant.
Outnumbered
Series 5, Episode 4Dad and Ben go on a winter camping trip where Ben shows off his survival skills. Jake has to decide about a gap year, and Mum has had enough of Stacey, the Australian goddaughter who is still staying.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 2 (Channel 4: Series 3), Episode 1Jimmy Carr Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Rhod Gilbert and Kevin Bridges. Josie Long is in Dictionary Corner.
City Lights
Robson Green and Mark Benton star in the follow-up to the popular comedy drama series Northern Lights.
Lee Evans Live From The West End
A one-off live performance from the comic genius, recorded at the Lyric Theatre in 1995.
Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 2 - Flats, Lies And VideotapeThings soon go horribly wrong when Lee tries to make a Jeremy Beadle-style video for 'You've Been Framed'.
Crackanory
Series 2, Episode 4 - Self Storage & The Obituary WriterAre you sitting comfortably? Then Johnny Vegas and Meera Syal will begin. Today's wicked tales are about a murderous obit writer and a man who finds relics from his dodgy past.
Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation
Series 10, Episode 4 - How To Be BetterUsing just the Bible, the monarchy and Audrey Hepburn, Jeremy promises to build a whole new you.
The Job Lot
Series 2, Episode 4Under pressure to hit targets, Karl and George are on an ill-fated stakeout, whilst Natalie resorts to teaching Bryony dubious new work skills.
Down The Line
Series 3, Episode 2String Theory and Popular Science Fiction are Gary's topics this week.
Plebs
Series 2, Episode 5 - The New SlaveThe boys buy an eccentric slave called Mushki at an auction. Grumio finds his position in the household gradually usurped as the new guy impresses Marcus. Stylax, however, has a sneaking suspicion that Mushki might be a psychopath.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 9 - Closing TimeThe gang struggle with problems as Janet tries to find a way to keep the pub open and Louise feels unwell - though Kelly thinks she recognises the symptoms. Jonny worries he has fallen in love with Gaz, and the arrival of Donna's brother causes chaos.
You, Me & Them
Series 1, Episode 4 - The FuneralA lecherous mourner and a bitter widow make Ed and Lauren's first funeral together tricky. Elsewhere, Debs adds spice to her love life.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 2, Episode 6 - Dat Is Data Dat IsDave considers the appeal of dogging and pokes fun at Lord Sugar's tweets.
William And Mary
When William and Mary cross paths, they become romantically involved but they life two completely different lives and only have one chance at love.
The Music Teacher
Series 2, Episode 4Nigel's attempts to field calls from a dating agency while teaching do not go quite as planned. Meanwhile, Belinda is attempting to track down the elusive arts centre cleaner, who has taken refuge in Nigel's room.
The Museum Of Everything
Episode 3.5, The Expo: Marvel at the meerkats, visit a new theme park... and one man must face 'The Curator'.
Was It Something I Said?
Episode 4Micky Flanagan and Richard Ayoade are joined by panellists Bob Mortimer and Katherine Ryan, while the guest narrator is Brian Blessed.
Terry Pratchett's Eric
Episode 2Rincewind attempts to fulfil his client Eric's wish to be ruler of the world, and gets seriously unnerved at how well it's going.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 1 - ParraloxA new TV venture's on the cards for Edina, and she's lined up a guest spot with Richard and Judy to help launch a new campaign; for Patsy, life revolves around a skin-freezing serum called Parralox. Saffy, meanwhile, hopes for a government job promoting British culture.
Buy Me Up TV
Episode 1The TV station organises a charity telethon for animals, with Ewen from The Office in the loos taking the calls. However, guest presenter Eamonn Holmes is a spanner in the works. It soon emerges that not only is the seemingly reliable GMTV presenter happy to defraud charity appeals, he once cheated on Celebrity Ready Steady Cook too.
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 6Paul and Ian are joined by guest host Sir Roger Moore and panellists Marcus Brigstocke and Rachel Johnson.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 1 (Channel 4: Series 2), Episode 1Jason Manford joins Sean Lock, while Rhod Gilbert teams up with Jon Richardson. Regulars Jimmy Carr, Susie Dent, Rachel Riley and Joe Wilkinson are also on the show. Plus Danny Dyer.
Misfits
Series 2, Episode 5Nathan is violently killed again and he suspects that Jessica, a charity worker from the community centre, is to blame.
A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 2, Episode 2Sketches include the improvised sketch, Control feeding his pigeons, and Peter and John worrying about Derwent Enterprises going into liquidation. This episode is sponsored by Tideymans Carpets.
Cold Feet
Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 8 - War, Hurrgh!Janet starts her job managing The Archer, and in a bid to attract an older clientele, decides to give the pub a wartime theme, while Donna is still intent on revenge. Jonny helps Gaz become a dad, and Louise becomes a prostitute.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 4 - Absent FriendsA spate of burglaries throws suspicion on Sharon and Tracey.
The Revolution Will Be Televised
Series 2, Episode 2In Brussels, Barnaby tries to convince James about the pros of staying allied to the EU.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 4Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by guests Tess Daly, Stephen Mangan, Kian Egan and Tony Law to thrash out the hot topics of the week.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 8, Episode 6Kelly Osborne, Terry Christian, Reginald D. Hunter and Isy Suttie take part in the topical comedy show.
The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 1 - DemolitionNeil plans to kill himself, whilst Rick tunes into the first edition of a brand new show for all the cool young things: Nozin' Aroun'. Then Mike finds a letter informing them that the house is to be demolished.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 9 - Closing TimeThe gang struggle with problems as Janet tries to find a way to keep the pub open and Louise feels unwell - though Kelly thinks she recognises the symptoms. Jonny worries he has fallen in love with Gaz, and the arrival of Donna's brother causes chaos.
Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
Threesome
Series 2, Episode 7 - I Don'tAlice and Mitch have finally decided to get married. There's only one problem...
Bad Education
Series 3, Episode 5 - The ExamAlfie is forced to sit his Biology GCSE with the rest of his class - but do cheaters ever really prosper?
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 5, Episode 3Susan Calman, Liza Tarbuck, Fred MacAulay and Charlie Brooker guest star as David Mitchell asks them to talk about Skiing, Elephants, Chocolate and Cleopatra.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 8, Episode 7 - Best Of British SpecialJimmy Carr, Sean Lock, Jason Manford, Patrick Kielty, Rhod Gilbert, Shappi Khorsandi and Kevin Bridges talk about all things British.
Big Train
Sketch show featuring stars including Simon Pegg, Mark Heap, Kevin Eldon, Julia Davis and Catherine Tate.
Fake Reaction
Series 1, Episode 2Matt Edmondson hosts the second episode of the comedy panel show. Former Pussycat doll Kimberly Wyatt, gold medal winner Greg Rutherford, comedian Jeff Leach and Big Brother winner Brian Belo take part.
Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
Crackanory
Series 2, Episode 4 - Self Storage & The Obituary WriterAre you sitting comfortably? Then Johnny Vegas and Meera Syal will begin. Today's wicked tales are about a murderous obit writer and a man who finds relics from his dodgy past.
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Camping TripWill decides to organise one last trip for the gang before they go their separate ways. The four heroes pack the Fiat for a camping trip in the countryside. Will draws on all his scout training - the same however, cannot be said for Jay, Neil and Simon who aren't prepared for the great outdoors at all.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 3, Episode 2 - The One-Armed Man Is KingWhen Joke Shop proprietor Lance has an under-the-counter arm transplant, the result is not quite what he expected. Meanwhile, useless debt collectors Glen and Big Barry have a run-in with the terrifying Lisgoe, and mortician Owen Fallowfield talks about his singular career.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 3Jack Whitehall takes over hosting duties. American Pie actress Mena Suvari and Danny from McFly also pop in.
The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Final CountdownMoss becomes a celebrity by beating all records on a popular puzzle show...
You, Me & Them
Series 1, Episode 4 - The FuneralA lecherous mourner and a bitter widow make Ed and Lauren's first funeral together tricky. Elsewhere, Debs adds spice to her love life.
Alan Carr Does Deal or No Deal
In this very special celebrity episode of Deal or No Deal, Alan Carr takes on the meanest man in telly - The Banker - to try to win as much money as possible for the Stand Up To Cancer appeal.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 1 - ParraloxA new TV venture's on the cards for Edina, and she's lined up a guest spot with Richard and Judy to help launch a new campaign; for Patsy, life revolves around a skin-freezing serum called Parralox. Saffy, meanwhile, hopes for a government job promoting British culture.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
Yes, Prime Minister
Episode 6 - A Tsar Is BornJim's efforts to appease the Kumranistan Foreign Secretary have failed. But then, Sir Humphrey has a plan.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
Parents' Evening
Comedy pilot set at a school parents' evening starring Kayvan Novak as various characters.
For Better Or For Worse
Series 1, Episode 4A new office arrival causes friction for sweethearts Bernard and Iris.
Absolute Power
Series 4, Episode 4 - US Presidential CampaignThe firm is offered the chance to cross the pond and help with the presidential campaign, and whilst Charles can't resist the challenge of spinning in the land of the dirty trick, Martin decides to stay at home. Could this be the end of a beautiful friendship?