Schedule Thursday 25th September 2014
The Upper Hand
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Old Girl NetworkAn old schoolfriend of Caroline's invites herself to stay during an upcoming reunion, and promptly takes a shine to Charlie.
The Two Ronnies
Series 2, Episode 5Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Ayres On The Air
Series 3, Episode 3 - On Yer BikePam Ayres is joined by Geoffrey Whitehead and Felicity Montagu for poems about French cycling holidays, the up-side to riding a tandem, getting fit on gym bikes and how to banish the middle-age blues by getting kitted out with a motorbike and leathers.
Can't Tell Nathan Caton Nothing
Series 3, Episode 1 - About IntelligenceReturn of the comedy that mixes stand-up with re-enacted scenes from comedian Nathan Caton's family life. Nathan is fed up with his family underestimating his intelligence and decides to show them just how bright he really is.
Boj
Episode 19 - Robot RecyclerWhile waiting for Mr Cloppity to pick up the recycling, Boj gets Rupa playing with it, making junk robots and rag rope. When Mr Cloppity's buggy gets stuck in the mud, the friends come to the rescue with their robots and rope. But with all of the recycling made into new toys, there is nothing left to recycle.
Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
Parsley Sidings
Series 2, Episode 8 - The New Level CrossingWhen Parsley Sidings gets a new automated level crossing, it is decided by an inspector that Bradshaw is no longer required and thus he is made redundant.
Take It From Here
The perils of worker relations, and Ron Glum needs a new suit.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Dani's House
Series 5, Episode 1 - Crush And BurnDani has a crush on new co-star Alex, but can't help insulting him at every turn, so Ruby tries playing Cupid. Meanwhile, Maisy tries taking Ben's mind off missing Max by curing Jack's hiccups with some wild remedies.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 3, Episode 1 - Alka SalsaMaureen persuades Wendy to join her on a salsa weekend in Bognor. Robin reluctantly goes along too, so he can visit a model village.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Three AstairesThe trio take part in a church concert, and just might get a chance to show off their showbiz credentials.
The Revolting World Of Stanley Brown
Episode 4 - Night Of The Living VirusStanley is making the most revolting film ever, but first he must find a leading lady.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 23 - Beware The TachetariansIt all gets a bit hairy when moustache-shaped aliens start attaching themselves to the townsfolk.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 19 - Green Hill FarawayCouncillor Cowdrey has approved plans to build a new road right through Noola's Hill. Worst of all, the residents support it, so the kids need to create a distraction to stop it.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 18 - FireworksIts fireworks night at the park, but Sooty, Sweep and Soo can't afford to go. Sooty decides to sell Curry soup and things soon hot up.
Roy
Series 2, Episode 1 - Foot Fat FitRoy dreams of playing for the school football team, but fails to make the squad because he is unfit. He embarks on a crazy diet and exercise routine which has some even crazier side-effects. Will Roy succeed and join the team?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Sausages In The TrousersThe Resistance begin sending through components to replace those lost from the radio with the flying nun attached - Gruber, meanwhile, has finished the painting forgeries, and a shipment of dynamite has also arrived. The problem? They're all hidden inside sausages...
Lunch
Series 2, Episode 4 - Other PeopleWhile Bella contemplates potential motherhood, Bill is having parental problems of his own.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 23 - Car TroubleWhen his car gives up the ghost and he is forced to sell it to the junkyard, Bean builds a hot-air balloon to get around town.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 3 - Violet's Country CottageHyacinth and Richard take over a country cottage for two days, with unexpected results.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 6 - Apple And Self ServiceSlow apple sales lead to a self-service experiment for the corner shop.
Parsley Sidings
Series 2, Episode 8 - The New Level CrossingWhen Parsley Sidings gets a new automated level crossing, it is decided by an inspector that Bradshaw is no longer required and thus he is made redundant.
Take It From Here
The perils of worker relations, and Ron Glum needs a new suit.
The Two Ronnies
Series 2, Episode 5Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Steptoe And Son
Series 4, Episode 6 - My Old Man's A ToryAlbert and Harold argue over politics, Albert being a Conservative and Harold being Labour.
Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 5Martin has finally been accepted for membership of the Egremont Club, but he ends up resigning in protest over Ann's "communist" literature being brought before club member Simon Dunn, M.P..
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 3 - CommitmentsWho is the rightful owner of Sharon's cafe? Should business, like marriage be 50/50? Commitment seems to be the key word.
Roy
Series 2, Episode 1 - Foot Fat FitRoy dreams of playing for the school football team, but fails to make the squad because he is unfit. He embarks on a crazy diet and exercise routine which has some even crazier side-effects. Will Roy succeed and join the team?
Down And Out In Auchangaish
Gentle comedy about a young homeless man, a hapless hotelier and the love that fire-fighting brings to a remote Scottish village.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 14 - The PianoThe Farmer is playing the piano and torturing everyone with his musical inability. When the Flock discover that Bitzer on the other hand is a virtuoso, they decide it's time for a party. They devise a plan to 'borrow' the piano when the Farmer goes to bed - however things don't quite go to plan...
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 19 - It's A Dog's LifeIt's Mr. Slater's annual dog show, and Sooty is determined that Sweep will win the grand prize. But will he be brave enough to attempt the Doggie Assault Course? Guest starring The Krankies.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Three AstairesThe trio take part in a church concert, and just might get a chance to show off their showbiz credentials.
Barbara
Series 3, Episode 9 - Guy FawkesIt's Bonfire Night, and Ted is obsessing over his new shed. Barbara learns that an old friend has died, but could her husband be keeping a little secret? Jean, meanwhile, has caught the internet shopping bug.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 35 - Art ThiefWhen Mr Bean witnesses the theft of a major artwork on a trip to the National Gallery, he gives chase to the culprit and meets all manner of obstacles along the way.
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 11David Baddiel steps back in time and stars as Vincenzo Larfoff to deliver another not-so Scary Story about Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Sausages In The TrousersThe Resistance begin sending through components to replace those lost from the radio with the flying nun attached - Gruber, meanwhile, has finished the painting forgeries, and a shipment of dynamite has also arrived. The problem? They're all hidden inside sausages...
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 36 - Scaredy BeanA trip to the cinema makes Mr Bean's imagination play tricks on him.
Never The Twain
Series 4, Episode 1 - A Home Of Your OwnWith their children having moved to Canada, Simon and Oliver return to a bachelor existence.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 6, Episode 3This week's episode featured Junior EastEnders, a baby's crying being switched off on Coronation Street and Ray Mears cooking.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
No Commitments
Episode 2.5, Affair Exchange: Victoria is offered the chance of an affair, but will she succumb to Tim's charms?
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 11 - The StrainStan tries to prove his strength by picking up his girlfriend to guess her weight. In doing so, he strains his back and is instructed to wear a supportive, surgical corset if he wants to get back to work quickly.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 2 - Healthy CompetitionRodney has become disillusioned with being Del's look-out, and announces his intention to set up business with Mickey Pearce.
Ayres On The Air
Series 3, Episode 3 - On Yer BikePam Ayres is joined by Geoffrey Whitehead and Felicity Montagu for poems about French cycling holidays, the up-side to riding a tandem, getting fit on gym bikes and how to banish the middle-age blues by getting kitted out with a motorbike and leathers.
Steptoe And Son
Series 4, Episode 6 - My Old Man's A ToryAlbert and Harold argue over politics, Albert being a Conservative and Harold being Labour.
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Head HunterShirley is head-hunted to assist with training at a top Mayfair salon. However, it soon appears that her charismatic female boss has an ulterior motive for getting Shirley out of Peckham for a while!
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 3 - Violet's Country CottageHyacinth and Richard take over a country cottage for two days, with unexpected results.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 13 - Buzz Off BeesSomething's different around the field, Shaun and the flock decide to investigate.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 32 - The Farmer's NieceWhen the Farmer's niece comes to visit the farm, Bitzer and Shaun soon discover that she is much less pleasant than she looks.
Can't Tell Nathan Caton Nothing
Series 3, Episode 2 - About ParanoiaNathan discovers that watching too much TV can make him paranoid, and that has serious repercussions for his family.
Bread
Series 3, Episode 6Joey is forced to confront Roxy's husband, with unusual results, and Aveline decides to give up her modelling career.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 6 - Men Without WomenFletcher has been offering his advice to his fellow prisoners on the topic of romance. Letters written home result in a visiting room full of wives and sweethearts, but Fletcher's visitor is his eldest daughter. Should he be following his own advice?
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 8 - All Is Safety Gathered InAfter a near-death experience, Hodges resolves to be kinder to everyone. This includes Captain Mainwaring, who has decided to have the platoon assist a farmer friend of Godfrey's to gather in the annual wheat harvest.
Parsley Sidings
Series 2, Episode 8 - The New Level CrossingWhen Parsley Sidings gets a new automated level crossing, it is decided by an inspector that Bradshaw is no longer required and thus he is made redundant.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 5Martin has finally been accepted for membership of the Egremont Club, but he ends up resigning in protest over Ann's "communist" literature being brought before club member Simon Dunn, M.P..
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 6, Episode 3This week's episode featured Junior EastEnders, a baby's crying being switched off on Coronation Street and Ray Mears cooking.
Take It From Here
The perils of worker relations, and Ron Glum needs a new suit.
Lunch
Series 2, Episode 4 - Other PeopleWhile Bella contemplates potential motherhood, Bill is having parental problems of his own.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 2 - Healthy CompetitionRodney has become disillusioned with being Del's look-out, and announces his intention to set up business with Mickey Pearce.
Outnumbered
Series 5, Episode 1The Brockman family find themselves confronted with a new set of challenges, as the sitcom returns for a final series.
Psychobitches
Series 1, Episode 3Liz Taylor devours a chocolate éclair before discussing her two marriages to Richard Burton.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 7 - MarriageLee is horrified when he hears that Lucy is considering marriage to Pavlov, a mechanic from the old Eastern bloc, just so that he can stay in the country.
Bad Bridesmaid
Episode 3This week, demanding diva London joins the hen party of Lola. Can she go along with it and convince her friends that London is for real?
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Hotel InspectorsWhen friends tip off the Fawltys that there are a group of hotel inspectors in town, Basil sets out to be as nice and amenable towards the guests as possible. However, one particularly demanding visitor pushes him over the edge...
Not Going Out
Series 3, Christmas Special - Absent Father ChristmasLee's father turns up at the flat unannounced. This is the man who walked out of the family home when Lee was four, never paid his maintenance and ate Lee's goldfish.
Come Fly With Me
Episode 4There's a bumpy ride ahead for husband-and-wife pilot team Simon and Jackie when Simon's one-night stand is rostered onto their flight to Barcelona.
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 3 - Sean Lock and Jason ManfordStand-up comedy from the 8 Out Of 10 Cats team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford.
Bluestone 42
Series 2, Episode 2When an unwelcome blast from Nick's past arrives, it throws him off his game, and has a dangerous effect on the rest of the team.
Can't Tell Nathan Caton Nothing
Series 3, Episode 1 - About IntelligenceReturn of the comedy that mixes stand-up with re-enacted scenes from comedian Nathan Caton's family life. Nathan is fed up with his family underestimating his intelligence and decides to show them just how bright he really is.
Celebrity Juice
Series 12, Episode 3Fearne Cotton and Gino D'Acampo are the team captains. They're joined this time by guests Lauren Goodger, magician Dynamo, This Morning presenter Eamonn Holmes and Blur's Alex James.
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 3 - Will's DilemmaSimon and his new girlfriend Tara go on a double date with Will and her friend Kerry.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 8 - Filthy BrunchingDonna brunches with her tutor Philip. Gaz, driven mad with jealousy, interrupts their meal. Meanwhile Louise makes a bad start at her new job by tinkering with Jonny's personal file.
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Head HunterShirley is head-hunted to assist with training at a top Mayfair salon. However, it soon appears that her charismatic female boss has an ulterior motive for getting Shirley out of Peckham for a while!
QI
Series D, Special - DeathA Halloween-themed episode, with Andy Parsons, Clive Anderson and Sean Lock.
Newsjack
Series 11, Episode 1The week's stories cobbled together in a scrapbook sketch show, which anyone can write for. Uninformed, up to the minute, down to the dregs. Presented by Romesh Ranganathan.
The IT Crowd
Series 3, Episode 5 - FriendfaceJen introduces Roy and Moss to a new social networking website, and then finds out why some friendships are best left in the past. Roy does battle with the Joker and Moss asserts his masculinity as Jen's temporary husband.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 1 - DeadJonny finds his near-death experience of being gunned down by the police has a profound affect on his relationship with Janet, as she struggles to cope with her loss. The funeral of Donna's mother takes place.
Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 5Andy wants a snake, and unscrupulous hypnotist Kenny Craig has some videos for sale.
Tonight At The London Palladium
Series 1, Episode 2Jason Manford hosts another edition of the comically-minded variety series, packed with musical and speciality acts. Guests include Hal Cruttenden and Nina Conti.
Black Books
Series 3, Episode 6 - PartyBernard, Manny and Fran finally get out and go to a party. But the mix of drink and emotion turns things awry.
Plebs
Series 2, Episode 1 - The ChariotHaving won 100 denari each through Stylax's betting on a chariot race, he and Marcus have very different ideas on how to spend the money. Marcus, naturally, wants to spend it on Cynthia, whilst Stylax prefers a more laddish approach.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 7Jo Brand, Nick Helm, Jordan Stephens from Rizzle Kicks and Louis Walsh take part in the panel show.
Crackanory
Series 2, Episode 1 - In Space No One Can Hear You Clean & The Weather ManA cleaner is accidentally launched into space and a weatherman controls the climate in two tales read by Vic Reeves and the late, great Rik Mayall.
Ayres On The Air
Series 4, Episode 3 - AutumnPam Ayres presents a poetry and sketch series about the seasons. This week: Autumn.
The News At Bedtime
Episode 4Jim reports live from the launch site of the Nurseyland space programme as preparations are finalised to put a cow over the moon.
A League Of Their Own
Series 8, Episode 4Russell Howard, Una Foden and Kevin Keegan join the regulars.
Spaced
Series 2, Episode 4 - HelpTim gets the opportunity to show Damien Knox (of Dark Star Comics) his portfolio, but Daisy unknowingly jeopardises his chance. However, Tyres' quick thinking and Mike's military training help to save the day. Tim finds himself in a tight spot with Sophie.
For One Horrible Moment
Episode 3Our hero receives a sexual initiation at the wheel of a Ford Anglia.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 4 - Do They Take Sugar?Tom is equally horrified and ecstatic to discover that his favourite soap actress and gay icon, Sugar Walls, is in fact Linda's sister. When she arrives at the flat unexpectedly, the pair's lives appear to be changing for the good.
Plebs
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Best MenSurprisingly, Aurelius is getting married. Even more surprisingly, he invites his "best mate" Marcus to be his best man. Reluctant to say the least, Marcus plans a night on the cheap, avoiding the hottest club in town.
Pleased To Meet You
Episode 2.1: Ninety-something good-time girl Dora Dale spills the beans on the Rat Pack to Martin Kelner.
William And Mary
Series 1, Episode 3Having booked a room in a posh London hotel for a night of passion, William discovers that romance is not as easy as it seems, until Mary makes a seductive suggestion.
Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 7 - MarriageLee is horrified when he hears that Lucy is considering marriage to Pavlov, a mechanic from the old Eastern bloc, just so that he can stay in the country.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 1More from the irreverent, irrelevant and revealing weekly topical panel show. The guests are Jack Dee, David O'Doherty, Steve Jones and Jamelia.
French And Saunders
Long-running popular sketch show starring Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 8 - Filthy BrunchingDonna brunches with her tutor Philip. Gaz, driven mad with jealousy, interrupts their meal. Meanwhile Louise makes a bad start at her new job by tinkering with Jonny's personal file.
Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 7 - MarriageLee is horrified when he hears that Lucy is considering marriage to Pavlov, a mechanic from the old Eastern bloc, just so that he can stay in the country.
Royle Exclusive: Behind The Sofa
Craig Cash and Caroline Aherne take viewers behind-the-scenes in this special programme charting the life of TV's laziest family, the Royles.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 1 - DeadJonny finds his near-death experience of being gunned down by the police has a profound affect on his relationship with Janet, as she struggles to cope with her loss. The funeral of Donna's mother takes place.
QI
Series D, Special - DeathA Halloween-themed episode, with Andy Parsons, Clive Anderson and Sean Lock.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 3 - CommitmentsWho is the rightful owner of Sharon's cafe? Should business, like marriage be 50/50? Commitment seems to be the key word.
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 2, Episode 4 - Jason ByrneJason Byrne performs in his hometown of Dublin. Milton Jones and Rob Rouse provide sterling support.
The T-Boy Show
Series 1, Episode 3 - The First Day Of SchoolIt's T-Boy's first day at school. What must he do to fit in with the cool kids?
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
Come Fly With Me
Episode 4There's a bumpy ride ahead for husband-and-wife pilot team Simon and Jackie when Simon's one-night stand is rostered onto their flight to Barcelona.
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 2, Episode 4With host Alexander Armstrong this time are Rebecca Front, Mark Steel and Clive Anderson.
Bluestone 42
Series 2, Episode 2When an unwelcome blast from Nick's past arrives, it throws him off his game, and has a dangerous effect on the rest of the team.
Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 5Andy wants a snake, and unscrupulous hypnotist Kenny Craig has some videos for sale.
Drifters
Series 1, Episode 2 - ScabiesMeg scores a hot date, much to Laura and Bunny's amazement. But it's after gate-crashing a party that things get really complicated.
Psychobitches
Series 1, Episode 3Liz Taylor devours a chocolate éclair before discussing her two marriages to Richard Burton.
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 2, Episode 5Joining Alexander Armstrong this time are comics Jack Whitehall, Andrew Maxwell and Phill Jupitus.
Cold Feet
Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
Yes, Prime Minister
Episode 2 - The Poisoned ChaliceJim holds a dinner to welcome the Kumranistan Foreign Secretary.
PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 4 - WhatheatherWhen Christopher comes into some money, cash-strapped Lance can't believe his good luck - things must be on the up. They aren't, and Lance is forced into aiding and abetting Jez's latest charity scam. Meanwhile Ashley and Jerwayne attempt to use their sales techniques as tools of seduction.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
No Commitments
Episode 2.5, Affair Exchange: Victoria is offered the chance of an affair, but will she succumb to Tim's charms?
Ayres On The Air
Series 3, Episode 3 - On Yer BikePam Ayres is joined by Geoffrey Whitehead and Felicity Montagu for poems about French cycling holidays, the up-side to riding a tandem, getting fit on gym bikes and how to banish the middle-age blues by getting kitted out with a motorbike and leathers.