Schedule Tuesday 23rd September 2014
The Upper Hand
Series 1, Episode 2 - Briefless EncounterAn unexpected caller at the front door has an up-front proposition for Charlie - she also happens to be Laura's psychology professor! Meanwhile, Caroline's busy work schedule leads to an embarrassing encounter in the bathroom.
The Two Ronnies
Series 2, Episode 3Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
The Mausoleum Club
The Fall Of The Mausoleum Club, Episode 6 - Bleak HorseAs dawn rises on St James's, members of the oddest club in London fear the jig is up. There is but one tale to tell. The Stranger has sent Mr Tamperton to murder the evil Joshua Farley who may be at large in Dickensian London.
Lewis Macleod Is Not Himself
Episode 1Impression-based sketch show that looks behind the scenes at the life and work of star impressionist Lewis Macleod.
Boj
Episode 17 - Star FishingPops takes Boj, Gavin and Mia for an evening of stargazing. On their way they find Mr Cloppity doing some night fishing. Mia wants to catch a star but Gavin says that is impossible. But Boj uses Mr Cloppity's rod and a bit of imagination to catch a (reflected) star in a bucket for Mia. Now Gavin wants one too.
Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
The Goon Show
Series 8, Episode 13 - The Plasticine ManNeddie Seagoon poses as a 6000 year-old man to resurrect his rock 'n' roll career.
Doctor In The House
Episode 10, Money Troubles: With their microscopes in at the pawnbroker, the young medics need cash in a hurry.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
The Now Show
Series 44, Episode 2Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis are joined by Elis James, Mitch Benn and Laura Shavin for a special episode reacting to the Scottish Independence result.
Dani's House
Series 4, Episode 12 - Sister ActRuby and Maisy are practising for a family reunion, which inevitably leads to them arguing. Maisy decides she would much rather have Dani for an older sister. Dani agrees to let Maisy hang out with her, but then starts regretting what she has done.
Coming Alive
Episode 2, A Many Splendoured Thing: Ex-con Terry has reached a crossroads. Will he get to stay with Sandra or will he have to let go?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 3 - The Waist LandFoggy has a scam selling food to the desperate inhabitants of a health farm.
The Revolting World Of Stanley Brown
Episode 2 - Gut InstinctA dead goldfish, a crying woman and a trip to the local sewage works are just a few of the things Stanley has to deal with in this week's episode.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 39 - Voice Over ManThe street is plagued by the arrival of an escaped voice from a satellite computer.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 22 - Election DayCouncillor Cowdrey is prepared to promise anything to be re-elected, with only Gobby the post box standing in his way.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 16 - The Haunted HouseSooty bets Richard and Sweep that they can't spend the night in a haunted house. But in a bedroom full of creaking armour, hairy spiders and spooky paintings, will they be brave enough to stay?
Roy
Series 1, Episode 12 - Halo GoodbyeWaking up with a halo above his head, Roy realises that he has even less control over his body than he had imagined. Now how to be rid of this embarrassing illumination?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 3 - Good Staff Are Hard To FindWith Maria lost in the post, René and Edith are auditioning for a new serving girl - surprisingly, it seems that the two are looking for entirely different qualities! Meanwhile, with the Italians now in the war, Captain Alberto Bertorelli arrives at the château.
Lunch
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Wonderful GuyBella has a new man, but he happens to be half her age.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 33 - Cat SittingWhen his landlady is involved in an accident, Mr Bean is left to care for her vicious cat Scrapper.
God Bless Our Love
A gentle, uplifting comedy about a priest and a nun who fall in love and leave their orders to marry and begin a new life together.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 1 - Early RetirementFor some, early retirement can be a blessing. For Richard this particular blessing comes very heavily disguised indeed.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 34 - The BottleMr Bean's prized ship in a bottle ends up on a milkman's float, leading to a mission to get it back from the local dairy.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 5 - Well Catered FuneralHis best friend's funeral tests Arkwright's generosity to a painfull degree.
The Goon Show
Series 8, Episode 13 - The Plasticine ManNeddie Seagoon poses as a 6000 year-old man to resurrect his rock 'n' roll career.
Doctor In The House
Episode 10, Money Troubles: With their microscopes in at the pawnbroker, the young medics need cash in a hurry.
The Two Ronnies
Series 2, Episode 3Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Steptoe And Son
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Siege Of Steptoe StreetThe Steptoes are in debt and are worried how they are going to pay it off.
Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 3When Martin hears they are to have new neighbours in the close, he is put out. After all, he hasn't vetted them first!
Roy
Series 1, Episode 12 - Halo GoodbyeWaking up with a halo above his head, Roy realises that he has even less control over his body than he had imagined. Now how to be rid of this embarrassing illumination?
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 1 - BreadwinnerSharon's cafe is doing well, but Tracey finds her success hard to take.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 12 - FossilsBitzer has a map and a nose for hidden treasure - especially when it's a bone. This time he has unearthed more than he can chew. Shaun and the Flock get stuck in to help discover what he has found. It's beyond everyone's wildest dreams.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 17 - The Dance CompetitionSooty Sweep, Soo and Richard take to the ballroom floor in Mr Slater's annual dance competition - but who will win the prize? Guest starring Helen Pearson.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 3 - The Waist LandFoggy has a scam selling food to the desperate inhabitants of a health farm.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 21 - GoldfishWith his beloved teddy bear at the dry cleaners, Mr Bean finds a new playmate from the garden pond.
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 9The Vikings launch their advert for We Sell Any Monk, Queen Elizabeth I surprises her court with some very odd laws, the sacrifice-obsessed Aztec priests sing their gruesome disco song, and we discover the Roman equivalent of text messaging.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 3 - Good Staff Are Hard To FindWith Maria lost in the post, René and Edith are auditioning for a new serving girl - surprisingly, it seems that the two are looking for entirely different qualities! Meanwhile, with the Italians now in the war, Captain Alberto Bertorelli arrives at the château.
Barbara
Series 3, Episode 7 - HoneymoonA second honeymoon for the loving Liversidges gets off to a poor start when Ted crashes into a hearse - but there's worse to come as he and Barbara arrive in Scarborough...
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 22 - InventorWhen an inventor moves into the empty room in the attic, he and Bean try to out-invent each other.
Never The Twain
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Welsh ConnectionSimon and Oliver join forces to resist their children's attempts to put them on a diet and exercise plan, but avarice and skullduggery undoes the alliance.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 6, Episode 1This week's episode featured long distance duck feeding on Emmerdale, Norris's shoulder bag on Coronation Street and Harry's burgundy pants turning up on Channel 5's Colin and Justin on the Estate.
Up The Garden Path
Episode 3.5, Up the Stick and Sick as a Parrot: Izzy spends her birthday coping with the surprise news that she's pregnant.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 9 - Lost PropertyStan and Jack find two portions of fish and chips on the bus and, to cut a long story short, eat them. When a woman comes into the depot to report the loss, Blakey institutes a heavy crackdown on the reporting of lost property.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 7 - A Touch Of GlassA chance meeting with a member of the aristocracy enables Del to impress with his, previously unknown, knowledge of chandelier repairing. He enlists the help of Rodney and Grandad to get them down...
The Mausoleum Club
The Fall Of The Mausoleum Club, Episode 6 - Bleak HorseAs dawn rises on St James's, members of the oddest club in London fear the jig is up. There is but one tale to tell. The Stranger has sent Mr Tamperton to murder the evil Joshua Farley who may be at large in Dickensian London.
Steptoe And Son
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Siege Of Steptoe StreetThe Steptoes are in debt and are worried how they are going to pay it off.
Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 12 - Auntie SusuIt's 2am, and Doreen's sister Susu unexpectedly arrives from Jamaica - even less expected is the extremely tall fiancé who's young enough to be her son!
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 1 - Early RetirementFor some, early retirement can be a blessing. For Richard this particular blessing comes very heavily disguised indeed.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 17 - FetchingWith Bitzer head over tails in love with a local lass, can Shaun keep the flock in order?
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 25 - Shaun The FarmerWhile Bitzer plays nurse to the Farmer, who is sick in bed, Shaun tries unsuccessfully to perform the daily chores around the farm.
Lewis Macleod Is Not Himself
Episode 2Impression-based sketch show that looks behind the scenes at the life and work of star impressionist Lewis Macleod.
Bread
Series 3, Episode 4Lilo Lill pays a visit to the Boswell home and indulges in an all out war with Nellie on the doorstep. Roxy has returned to Joey's life and Adrian buys an enormous statue.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - Ways And MeansAfter offering advice to fellow fishing-net "knitter" McLaren on curbing his short temper, Fletch attempts to make amends with the governor when McLaren forgoes angry outbursts for a more peaceful rooftop protest.
The Goon Show
Series 8, Episode 13 - The Plasticine ManNeddie Seagoon poses as a 6000 year-old man to resurrect his rock 'n' roll career.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 3When Martin hears they are to have new neighbours in the close, he is put out. After all, he hasn't vetted them first!
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 6, Episode 2This week's episode featured an egg ghost on ITV2's Haunted Homes, Harry punching Nick Baker and Phil Mitchell deflating on EastEnders.
Doctor In The House
Episode 10, Money Troubles: With their microscopes in at the pawnbroker, the young medics need cash in a hurry.
Lunch
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Wonderful GuyBella has a new man, but he happens to be half her age.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 1 - HomesickGrandad's not well, his legs are playing him up and the lifts are broken. When Rodney finds himself unwittingly elected to Chairman of the local Residents' Association, Del spies the perfect opportunity to improve their lot.
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 2 - TeacherMiranda is rather British when it comes to sex, or shenanigans as she likes to call it. Trying to overcome her hang-ups she decides the way forward with Gary would be to create a romantic moment so he'll see her in a sexual light.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 5Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular talking points by Alex Jones, Tinchy Stryder, David O'Doherty and Katherine Ryan.
Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
Benidorm
Series 4, Episode 2Noreen checks in at The Solana with her irritable daughter Pauline. Sam, Natalie and Liam hit a nightclub; and Mateo tries to get Les/Lesley fired.
Mount Pleasant
Series 4, Episode 2Dan has a bee in his bonnet about why Robbie left an apparently perfect life in the Big Apple for suburban Manchester.
God Bless Our Love
A gentle, uplifting comedy about a priest and a nun who fall in love and leave their orders to marry and begin a new life together.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 1Newlyweds Gavin and Stacey return from honeymoon to a big welcome from both families. But Smithy seems none too happy with his best mate, and Nessa makes a confession that throws the whole evening into disarray.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 8More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
Not Going Out
Series 1, Episode 4 - StressLee feels stressed after agreeing to give Kate driving lessons, so she suggests he tries yoga to calm his nerves. However, his technique leaves a lot to be desired.
Trying Again
Episode 3Matt and Meg are encouraged to get away from the stress and book a hotel-spa weekend break. But whilst they're gone, the perfect house comes up on the market.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 2, Episode 3 - Just Chips That Haven't Been Made YetIt's Dave on Dave! Modern life gets a ribbing as Mr Gorman considers celebrity endorsements and reveals the Queen's 'thoughts' on insoles!
Bad Education
Series 3, Episode 2 - After School ClubsMitchell announces he's leaving, and a farewell party is on the cards - plus a few pranks. Alfie's more concerned with impressing Miss Gulliver's new book club, of which her ex boyfriend is a member.
Lewis Macleod Is Not Himself
Episode 1Impression-based sketch show that looks behind the scenes at the life and work of star impressionist Lewis Macleod.
Keith Lemon: The Film
Film starring Leigh Francis as his infamous alter-ego, Keith Lemon.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 4 (Channel 4: Series 5), Episode 3Vic Reeves and Jo Brand take on the words and numbers. Adam Buxton is in with Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent. Plus a special appearance from comedian Rob Beckett.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 4 - CugglesLouise has to think about getting a job. Gaz opens a car boot, only to find Jonny and Kate having sex in there as they can't find anywhere else to go. Gaz offers his flat as Donna's at college.
Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 12 - Auntie SusuIt's 2am, and Doreen's sister Susu unexpectedly arrives from Jamaica - even less expected is the extremely tall fiancé who's young enough to be her son!
Trying Again
Episode 4A little white lie soon spirals out of control in the latest slice of the bittersweet comedy drama.
Dave Against The Machine
Episode 3 - The Bilderberg GroupDave is convinced that an elite council of the world's most powerful industrialists and politicians is meeting just down the road from his flat.
Boomers
Series 1, Episode 6As the gang head off for their annual 1960s-themed getaway weekend, it looks like there could be a little less fun and a little more stress at the seaside.
Hebburn
Series 1, Episode 4 - Feeling DynamicJack's got a particularly important interview lined up, and Sarah's really starting to feel the stress of being a cramped guest in someone else's house. Vicki's just delighted to be getting her own car.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 5 - PurgatoryDonna finds Gaz's mobile ringing on Janet's table. Janet appears flustered but claims Gaz needed to talk about Donna. Donna feels guilty, believing she's neglected him. When the coast is clear, Gaz emerges, feeling guilty about Janet.
Misfits
Series 2, Episode 2Nathan is shocked when Jamie, a long-lost brother he never knew he had, turns up at the community centre.
William And Mary
Series 1, Episode 1Undertaker William Shawcross joins a dating agency in the hope of finding his ideal match, and is instantly attracted to put-upon midwife Mary Gilcrest.
Mock The Week
Series 2, Episode 3David Mitchell joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle and Andy Parsons and Sue Perkins sit with Rory Bremner.
Kevin Eldon Will See You Now
Series 2, Episode 2 - You May Know Me As DudleyIn this episode, we get to shape some hedges, eat some cheese, annoy an alligator and play an exciting round of Ten Man's Nancy.
Bleak Expectations
Series 4, Episode 3 - A Wretched Life Made Much Much SadderAfter an embarrassing disaster involving a bridge and a train full of puppies and orphans, Pip and Harry travel to America on the SS Massive Britain.
Boomers
Series 1, Episode 6As the gang head off for their annual 1960s-themed getaway weekend, it looks like there could be a little less fun and a little more stress at the seaside.
Pramface
Series 1, Episode 4 - Man Of The MomentJamie's and Laura's parents meet for lunch to discuss the future of their families. Laura and Jamie are rightly apprehensive about a family summit, but even they couldn't have foreseen how badly it would go.
And Now, In Colour
Series 2, Episode 5 - EurospecialTim Firth, Tim De Jongh, Michael Rutger and William Vandyck head over the channel.
Boomers
Series 1, Episode 6As the gang head off for their annual 1960s-themed getaway weekend, it looks like there could be a little less fun and a little more stress at the seaside.
Celebrity Juice
Series 12, Episode 2Fearne Cotton returns as team captain, going up against Gino D'Acampo whilst Holly is on maternity leave. Joining the panels are TV presenter Gabby Logan, broadcaster and columnist Katie Hopkins, star of Big Brother James Jordan and comedian Chris Ramsey.
Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
French And Saunders
Long-running popular sketch show starring Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 11 - Stag NightAcclaimed comedy show filmed in a proper comedy club with a real live audience. Tonight featuring Josie Long, Robin Ince, Alan Parker, David Kay, and Tony Law. Stewart Lee meets the acts backstage.
Almost Royal
Series 1, Episode 7 - NashvilleYee Haw! The regal Carlton siblings are in Nashville, Tennessee.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 2 - FishJanet agrees to quit smoking when Jonny tells her he doesn't like it. Meanwhile Louise arranges to meet her secret admirer. It turns out to be an old school mate, David Fish. Thanks to 'Oil of Ulay', David has cured his problem skin and is now rather fit.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 2Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular taking points by guests Richard Hammond, Carol Vorderman, Paul Foot and Matt Forde.
Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
Bad Education
Series 3, Episode 2 - After School ClubsMitchell announces he's leaving, and a farewell party is on the cards - plus a few pranks. Alfie's more concerned with impressing Miss Gulliver's new book club, of which her ex boyfriend is a member.
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 2 - TeacherMiranda is rather British when it comes to sex, or shenanigans as she likes to call it. Trying to overcome her hang-ups she decides the way forward with Gary would be to create a romantic moment so he'll see her in a sexual light.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 1Newlyweds Gavin and Stacey return from honeymoon to a big welcome from both families. But Smithy seems none too happy with his best mate, and Nessa makes a confession that throws the whole evening into disarray.
Mock The Week
Series 2, Episode 3David Mitchell joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle and Andy Parsons and Sue Perkins sit with Rory Bremner.
Not Going Out
Series 1, Episode 4 - StressLee feels stressed after agreeing to give Kate driving lessons, so she suggests he tries yoga to calm his nerves. However, his technique leaves a lot to be desired.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 1 - BreadwinnerSharon's cafe is doing well, but Tracey finds her success hard to take.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
30 Years Of The Comic Strip Presents
New documentary looking back at The Comic Strip Presents... and its influence on British comedy in the past 30 years.
Mongrels
Series 1, Episode 3 - Marion The Young LoverSpringwatch comes to film on the Isle of Dogs and Nelson is horrified to discover all the animals are, in fact, actors. Destiny becomes a guide dog, Marion attempts to win love by staying alive for one more day, and Kali reveals she used to nest in Amy Winehouse's hair.
The T-Boy Show
Series 1, Episode 1 - Welcome To LondonPrivileged Nigerian teenager T-Boy arrives in London, full of hope and trepidation about meeting his extended family. But things go downhill quickly when T-Boy realises how poor his relatives are and that his new life is going to be far removed from the rich and pampered lifestyle he's used to.
Life's Too Short
Episode 4During messy divorce negotiations, Warwick asks Ricky and Stephen for personal advice. Meanwhile, he moves into a new apartment and seeks election as chairman of the Society of People of Small Stature.
Mongrels
Series 1, Episode 4 - Nelson The Stroke VirginDestiny enjoys a taste of life in the limelight after being awarded Animal of Courage 2010, but it is Marion who is the real hero. Nelson tries to be stroked by a human and Kali develops a crush on a crow that turns out to be female.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 9 - EarthIn this show, Ricky, Karl and Stephen discuss the origins of the universe and the evolution of creatures other than humans. Plus, Karl talks about the downside of recycling, world travel and restroom encounters.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
God Bless Our Love
A gentle, uplifting comedy about a priest and a nun who fall in love and leave their orders to marry and begin a new life together.
Up The Garden Path
Episode 3.5, Up the Stick and Sick as a Parrot: Izzy spends her birthday coping with the surprise news that she's pregnant.
The Mausoleum Club
The Fall Of The Mausoleum Club, Episode 6 - Bleak HorseAs dawn rises on St James's, members of the oddest club in London fear the jig is up. There is but one tale to tell. The Stranger has sent Mr Tamperton to murder the evil Joshua Farley who may be at large in Dickensian London.