Schedule Friday 5th September 2014
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 8 - The AnniversaryStan and his family are celebrating Olive and Arthur's 10th wedding anniversary. Aunt Maud has seen fit to send them a dog as a gift, but Arthur is none too amused.
Bangers And Mash
Episode 4: There's a strange man around. Why is he interested in the catering team's van?
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 1, Episode 5Howard suggests a 'Vicars and Tarts' theme for the annual dance, but in Martin's absence Paul is asked to help out. His array of close friends come in handy, and Martin is not best pleased.
Boj
Episode 16 - Sneezy SnufferoosMr Cloppity is hanging out yoghurt pots on string over his seeds to keep the birds away, but where are Boj's friends? They are all ill. As they can't come out to play, Boj uses Mr Cloppity's bird scarer to create chatty-pots so all his house-bound buddies can still talk together.
Mark Thomas - The Manifesto
Radio show in which comedian-activist Mark Thomas compiles a Manifesto for the People which he goes on to campaign for.
The Johnny & Inel Show
Series 2, Episode 7 - GirlfriendJohnny has got a new girlfriend JoJo, who doesn't seem to like Inel. Who will Johnny choose? Lucy Spraggen performs in studio.
Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
The Eric Morecambe And Ernie Wise Show
Series 3, Episode 2The regular butt of Eric and Ernie's jokes, singer Des O'Connor, brings along his angry mum.
The Men From The Ministry
The Great Footwear Scandal: The bumbling civil servants must find 5000 boats, fast.
The 99p Challenge
Episode 5.2: Crazy panel show capers as Sue Perkins grills Simon Pegg, David Quantick, Peter Baynham and Richard Herring.
Rent
Series 1, Episode 6Richard and Paul are entering a half-marathon, but Maria and Ruby are off down the pub.
Omid Djalili - Hopeful: The Autobiography
Episode 5Omid explores the vital role his vivacious mother plays in his life and art.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 1, Episode 10The super-student team captains are joined by MTV's Joel Dommett, DNN's Victoria Cook and comedians Bec Hill and Romesh Ranganathan.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 32 - The PetitionThe kids deliver yet another petition to Town Hall for the creation of a city farm. How will Councillor Cowdrey obstruct them this time?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 4 - Spring FeverIn search of love, Compo hires a housekeeper from Bradford who has been widowed three times.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 17 - FrankencakeA cake baking competition could save the world. No, it really could!
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 4 - Sooty's Space RocketWhen Sooty builds his own space rocket, he is determined to be the first teddy bear on Mars. But when the rocket crash-lands on Mr. Slater's mobile toilet, will all his dreams go down the pan?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 4 - The ExecutionWhen Hans blows up the railway ahead of schedule by mistake, he, the Colonel, René and Yvette are arrested. Whilst everyone else is released, General von Klinkerhoffen arrives and demands that René is made an example of...
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 21 - GoldfishWith his beloved teddy bear at the dry cleaners, Mr Bean finds a new playmate from the garden pond.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 22 - InventorWhen an inventor moves into the empty room in the attic, he and Bean try to out-invent each other.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 5Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy takes a toyboy and tries to encourage Onslow to become more ardent.
My First Planet
Series 2, Episode 1 - Sample Of TerrorDay 30 and Brian has to win the Tour De France to save the contents of Lillian's freezer. Meanwhile, Mason discovers that a nuclear core is not the best venue for some role play.
Tony Hancock: The Live Broadcasts
Documentary looking back at Tony Hancock's career, through which many television programmes were broadcast live.
The Eric Morecambe And Ernie Wise Show
Series 3, Episode 2The regular butt of Eric and Ernie's jokes, singer Des O'Connor, brings along his angry mum.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Ministerial BroadcastJim's still insisting on carrying out his 'grand design' for Britain's security - or at least as much of it as possible, and intends to use a television address to the nation to introduce it. There are a few hurdles to overcome first, however; not least the content of the script, and his appearance!
The Men From The Ministry
The Great Footwear Scandal: The bumbling civil servants must find 5000 boats, fast.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 1, Episode 5Howard suggests a 'Vicars and Tarts' theme for the annual dance, but in Martin's absence Paul is asked to help out. His array of close friends come in handy, and Martin is not best pleased.
Terry & June
Series 9, Episode 6 - Of Human BondageTerry and June find themselves the centre of attention after receiving a windfall.
Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 1, Episode 3When Paul is taken away by the police in the middle of the night, Martin is quick to signal his demise and the nature of his crime is the subject for speculation. "Goings-on" like this have never gone on in the Close and Martin is determined to do something about it.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 1 - Keeping Up AppearancesOn a visit to see Chris, Sharon notices that Darryl has let himself go; he's unshaven, with greasy unwashed hair, and has picked up equally filthy habits. But Tracey's such a regular visitor that she's not noticed his gradual decline, and doesn't take too kindly to Sharon pointing it out.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 5 - Five Star FishWhen Richard is put in charge of Mr. Slater's five star restaurant, his first customer demands fresh fish. Can Fishermen Sooty and Sweep come to Richard's rescue, or will they catch more than they bargained for? Guest starring Caroline Quentin.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 4 - Spring FeverIn search of love, Compo hires a housekeeper from Bradford who has been widowed three times.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Barbara
Series 2, Episode 5 - TyresFollowing one outburst too many, Barbara receives an official warning about her behaviour at the surgery and resigns in protest. Meanwhile, Martin's inspired to move into investigative journalism - a vocation that does not exactly suit - and Brian nominates Ted as his 'phone a friend' when he gets a place on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 23 - Car TroubleWhen his car gives up the ghost and he is forced to sell it to the junkyard, Bean builds a hot-air balloon to get around town.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 4 - The ExecutionWhen Hans blows up the railway ahead of schedule by mistake, he, the Colonel, René and Yvette are arrested. Whilst everyone else is released, General von Klinkerhoffen arrives and demands that René is made an example of...
Never The Twain
Series 1, Episode 5 - Nothing But The TruthDavid and Lyn are in love and, despite the war going on between their fathers, they have sworn to tell each other the truth. Their parents are not impressed and they try to get over the message that dishonesty is the best policy!
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
After Henry
Series 2, Episode 5 - The KittenSarah and her mother disagree over house tidiness, until a visitor arrives.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 9 - Cover UpStan offers to re-cover Mum's upholstery but he can only get hold of the material used for bus seats.
Bangers And Mash
Episode 4: There's a strange man around. Why is he interested in the catering team's van?
Terry & June
Series 9, Episode 6 - Of Human BondageTerry and June find themselves the centre of attention after receiving a windfall.
Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 6 - Sad NewsDesmond and Porkpie learn that Sweetsticks, a friend who came to England with them, has died.
The 99p Challenge
Episode 5.2: Crazy panel show capers as Sue Perkins grills Simon Pegg, David Quantick, Peter Baynham and Richard Herring.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 5Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy takes a toyboy and tries to encourage Onslow to become more ardent.
The Leak
Series 1, Episode 1Tom Price is joined by Clint Edwards and Glyn Wise. This week, NATO has been causing all sorts of disruption, we call a phonebox in West Wales and are E-Cigarettes really that bad for you?
The Brig Society
Series 2, Episode 6 - BankerWe would like to inform you that Marcus has decided to open a bank. That'll be £25 please.
Bread
Series 1, Episode 4A photographer offers Aveline more money for a nude shoot and is made to wish he hadn't, while Jack makes an inauspicious entry into the art world.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Real PartnershipSir Humphrey and Sir Frank form an unlikely bond over the increase in Civil Service pay salaries. The Prime Minister, however, is far less easily convinced.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 5 - ScrumpingThose pesky pigs have taken all the apples, and wont let the sheep have one - they didn't count on Shaun!
The Eric Morecambe And Ernie Wise Show
Series 3, Episode 2The regular butt of Eric and Ernie's jokes, singer Des O'Connor, brings along his angry mum.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 1, Episode 3When Paul is taken away by the police in the middle of the night, Martin is quick to signal his demise and the nature of his crime is the subject for speculation. "Goings-on" like this have never gone on in the Close and Martin is determined to do something about it.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
The Men From The Ministry
The Great Footwear Scandal: The bumbling civil servants must find 5000 boats, fast.
The Two Ronnies Sketchbook
Selection of highlights from classic sketch show The Two Ronnies, hosted by the eponymous duo with brand new music segments.
CTRL Freaks
Episode 1The Ctrl Freaks challenge posh lad Felix to become a hip hop loving rude boi, while man's man Joe must perform a strip tease in a Soho drag show.
At Home With The Braithwaites
Comedy drama about the Leeds Braithwaite family, whose lives are changed when mum wins £36 million on the lottery.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 5 - The Dawn Of ManVictor's hobby of fishing leads to an encounter with humanity at its most primitive. Patrick's gay brother, Nigel, comes to visit and Victor is asked to give a speech to the WI.
Jonathan Creek
Series 1, Episode 2 - Jack In The BoxVeteran comedian Jack Holiday has committed suicide. But how did a man with crippling arthritis manage to hold a gun to his head? And how was Jonathan duped into another of Maddy's "grisly murder investigations"?
Blackadder Exclusive: The Whole Rotten Saga
Documentary celebrating the marvellously mirthful saga of Edmund Blackadder. Featuring interviews with key cast and crew, and rare rehearsal footage.
Black Books
Series 3, Episode 4 - A Little FlutterBernard becomes a hardcore gambler and Fran and Manny compete for a job at Black Books.
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 6 - Nina Conti, Rob Beckett, JimeoinNina Conti presents, with special guests Rob Beckett and Jimeoin.
Al Murray: The Only Way Is Epic
The Pub Landlord returns to the theatres of Britain with his own plan to rescue the economy and the future of the country.
Boomers
Series 1, Episode 4Joyce is retiring and Alan has organised a house party, complete with video tributes. Maureen's more interested by their new neighbours, fresh from London.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 1Rob Brydon is back in the host's chair for the fifth series of this comedy panel show. David Mitchell is joined by Rebecca Front and Jack Whitehall, and Lee Mack is joined by Nick Hewer and Miranda Hart.
Cuckoo
Series 2, Episode 5 - Ken At WorkThe Senior Partner at Ken's firm is retiring and Ken is hopeful that he is in line for promotion. Meanwhile, Ben has a plan to spice things up with Rachel after she tells him that he needs to be more spontaneous.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 4 (Channel 4: Series 5), Episode 1Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by celebrity guests David Mitchell and Roisin Conaty. Phill Jupitus is in with Susie Dent, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.
A League Of Their Own
Series 8, Episode 2The BAFTA-winning sports-based comedy show continues. With guests Micky Flanagan, Andros Townsend and Laura Whitmore.
Peep Show
Series 5, Episode 1 - BurglingMark rediscovers single life after his disastrous wedding to Sophie, and he and Jeremy become victims of crime.
Big School
Series 2, Episode 2It's Miss Postern's birthday - but unfortunately it seems she's the only member of the Greybridge teaching staff who has remembered.
Siblings
Series 1, Episode 5 - Burrito NeighbourWhen Dan and Hannah's neighbour asks them to look after the exotic fish in his flat for a few days. What could possibly go wrong?
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 2Rob Brydon is back in the host's chair for another edition. David is joined by Robert Webb and Terry Wogan, and Lee is joined by Katy Wix and Kevin Bridges.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 6 - Things Aren't Simple Any MoreAfter Victor dies in a road accident, Margaret faces up to life without him and vows to take revenge on the hit-and-run driver responsible.
Coupling
Series 1, Episode 1 - FlushedSteve is desperately struggling to get rid of clingy girlfriend Jane, with the advice of best friend Jeff. It's made ever more complicated when he meets the charming Susan.
Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 6 - Sad NewsDesmond and Porkpie learn that Sweetsticks, a friend who came to England with them, has died.
The Perfect Morecambe & Wise
Episode 7Eric dons a wig and Tom Jones performs Exactly Like You with some unlikely backing singers. Eric and Ernie take on the strange case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde with Dame Judi Dench, and the boys get musical in There is Nothin' Like a Dame.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Mark Thomas - The Manifesto
Radio show in which comedian-activist Mark Thomas compiles a Manifesto for the People which he goes on to campaign for.
The Last Leg
Series 4, Episode 6Adam Hills and regular co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by Nick Frost.
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 1The popular news quiz returns, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Jo Brand and guest panellists Victoria Coren and Graham Linehan.
Coupling
Series 1, Episode 2 - Size MattersSusan arranges a proper, uninterrupted date with Steve at her flat, and even offers to cook - something which Sally assures her will be seen as "sex with catering". Meanwhile, despite their opposing politics, Sally is ever-more drawn to Patrick after discovering his nickname 'Donkey' does not refer to his intellect...
Father Figure
Episode 4 - The Power CutIt's a Saturday night for cosying up in front of Strictly Come Dancing but best laid plans are about to be changed - for the better?
Outnumbered
Series 5, Episode 4Dad and Ben go on a winter camping trip where Ben shows off his survival skills. Jake has to decide about a gap year, and Mum has had enough of Stacey, the Australian goddaughter who is still staying.
The Boat That Rocked
Richard Curtis comedy about an illegal radio station broadcasting from the North Sea in the '60s.
Virtually Famous
Series 1, Episode 7Team captains Seann Walsh and Chris Stark are joined by Russell Kane, Cheska from Made in Chelsea, Sharon Rooney and Ed Gamble as they face questions and challenges all about clips, virals and YouTube celebrities.
Shooting Stars
Series 7, Episode 1The hit comedy panel show is back. Joining Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, Jack Dee and Ulrika Jonsson are rap artist Example, Hairy Biker Si King, former Strictly dancer Camilla Dallerup and EastEnder Linda Henry.
Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 5 - Escape From VictoryOnce again, Ted's at war with Father Dick Byrne. This time, they've got rival teams in the All Priests Over 75 Indoor 5-A-Side Football Challenge, and Ted's star player has died. It looks like a forefeit is on the cards for Crilly.
Trigger Happy TV
Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
Fried
Episode 0 - PilotMary panics when faced by a nugget-demanding, knife-wielding youth and struggles to regain the respect of her staff.
Chain Reaction
Series 7, Episode 3 - Peter Hook interviews John Cooper ClarkePeter Hook, who was interviewed by Simon Day last time, talks to punk performance poet John Cooper Clarke.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
The 8 Out Of 10 Cats regulars play the famous words and numbers quiz with the help of guests.
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 2 - Lee Mack, Rich Hall, Danny BhoyLee Mack, comedian and star of BBC One sitcom Not Going Out, presents sets from American comic Rich Hall and Scotland's very own Danny Bhoy.
Trigger Happy TV
Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
Goodness Gracious Me
Episode 3.2: The embarrassing auntie gets hip, and curious memories of the British Raj.
Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 6 - Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The ArseFollowing his team's disqualification and the losing of the bet by proxy, Father Crilly must accept Byrne's forfeit - and kick Bishop Brennan up the arse.
The Mighty Boosh
Series 1, Episode 1 - KillerooBob Fossil sets up a highly illegal and shady kangaroo boxing match between the Killeroo and Howard, who thinks that by winning the fight he will impress the Head of Reptiles, Mrs Gideon. Vince enlists his uncle, a bare-knuckle fighter with a very strange accent, to help with Howard's training.
Jimmy Carr Telling Jokes
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's fifth stand-up DVD, full of his controversal one-liners.
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 6 - Nina Conti, Rob Beckett, JimeoinNina Conti presents, with special guests Rob Beckett and Jimeoin.
15 Storeys High
Series 1, Episode 1 - The SofaVince's new flatmate, Errol, is allowed to stay in the flat on the condition that he uses his Tesco Clubcard when he goes shopping. The new housemates soon witness the trouble an old two-seater sofa can cause.
PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 1 - Lance Got GameLean times have hit the high street, and everyone is feeling the pinch. As Ashley and Jerwayne attempt to make some extra money on the side, Shelley goes on the warpath, and Janine finds herself socialising with the cream of Croydon society.
Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live
2014, Episode 2Seann Walsh plays host at an evening of comedy from the Playhouse in Edinburgh. He is joined by acts including Mark Watson, Cardinal Burns and Romesh Ranganathan.
Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 1, Episode 1Comedian and mathematical physics graduate Dara O'Briain takes a humorous look at how maths underpins everything around us, solving problems using only numbers and equations. This week's guest is David O'Doherty.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 10Jon, Sean and Jimmy are joined by Susan Calman, Carol Vorderman, Chris Ramsey and Mel Giedroyc.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 11After contemplating the concept of memory, Ricky and Karl perfom a roleplay where they are the two lobes of Karl's brain.
The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer offer up their unique brand of off-the-wall humour.
The 99p Challenge
Episode 5.2: Crazy panel show capers as Sue Perkins grills Simon Pegg, David Quantick, Peter Baynham and Richard Herring.
Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 1, Episode 2Dara O'Briain continues on his journey into the realms of pure logic. Once again he's helped by Oxford University maths professor Marcus du Sautoy and is joined by comedy guest Alex Horne.
Not The Nine O'Clock News
Popular satirical sketch show of the late 70s and early 80s starring Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson.
Cuckoo
Series 2, Episode 5 - Ken At WorkThe Senior Partner at Ken's firm is retiring and Ken is hopeful that he is in line for promotion. Meanwhile, Ben has a plan to spice things up with Rachel after she tells him that he needs to be more spontaneous.
Tim Minchin: Live
A two hour TV broadcast of Australian musical comedian Tim Minchin's stage show at London's Bloomsbury Theatre in 2008.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Shooting Stars
Series 7, Episode 1The hit comedy panel show is back. Joining Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, Jack Dee and Ulrika Jonsson are rap artist Example, Hairy Biker Si King, former Strictly dancer Camilla Dallerup and EastEnder Linda Henry.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 8 - The One With The GermanTonight's show features alternative comedy legend Kevin McAleer, plus ace stand-ups Stephen Carlin, Fern Brady, Isy Suttie, and Henning Wehn (who is German). Stewart Lee meets them backstage.
Siblings
Series 1, Episode 5 - Burrito NeighbourWhen Dan and Hannah's neighbour asks them to look after the exotic fish in his flat for a few days. What could possibly go wrong?
At Home With The Braithwaites
Comedy drama about the Leeds Braithwaite family, whose lives are changed when mum wins £36 million on the lottery.
Anna & Katy
Episode 2This week, Martin Kemp joins Anna and Katy in German lottery draw Zaturday Luckballs; there's rice art to be judged in Rice Britannia; and we're introduced to flaky stage and screen star Bridget Eccles, giving a unique appearance on Ruby Wax's chat show...
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 1The popular news quiz returns, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Jo Brand and guest panellists Victoria Coren and Graham Linehan.
The Mighty Boosh
Series 1, Episode 1 - KillerooBob Fossil sets up a highly illegal and shady kangaroo boxing match between the Killeroo and Howard, who thinks that by winning the fight he will impress the Head of Reptiles, Mrs Gideon. Vince enlists his uncle, a bare-knuckle fighter with a very strange accent, to help with Howard's training.
Brothers With No Game
Comedy drama TV series based on the hit YouTube series of the same name following four male friends.
15 Storeys High
Series 1, Episode 1 - The SofaVince's new flatmate, Errol, is allowed to stay in the flat on the condition that he uses his Tesco Clubcard when he goes shopping. The new housemates soon witness the trouble an old two-seater sofa can cause.
Fried
BBC Three sitcom set in a fried chicken shop. Stars include Katy Wix and Matthew Cottle.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer offer up their unique brand of off-the-wall humour.
Grouchy Young Men
Series 1, Episode 2These twenty-something celebrity blokes, including Jim Jeffries and Russell Kane, are rather dazed and confused with the issue of being now, irrefutably grown up.
After Henry
Series 2, Episode 5 - The KittenSarah and her mother disagree over house tidiness, until a visitor arrives.
Bangers And Mash
Episode 4: There's a strange man around. Why is he interested in the catering team's van?