Schedule Thursday 14th August 2014

2point4 Children

Ben reignites his vendetta against Jake the Klingon with rather unpredictable results. Meanwhile, Bill and Rona are searching for new catering premises and David's got an acting competition.

Bottom Knocker Street

The wasps want jam and they do not care what they have to do to get it!

On The Buses

A new clippie hides a terrible secret - she's Blakey's niece!

Bottom Knocker Street

Councillor Cowdrey's mother comes to visit and Cowdrey is desperate to impress her, but someone is keen to expose his dastardly past.

Last Of The Summer Wine

The gang return in pursuit of a bottle with a message inside.

Carpool

Chat show in which Robert Llewellyn interviews celebrities whilst driving them in his car.

Stockport, So Good They Named It Once

The comic goings on of the Conroy family in the Greater Manchester town of Stockport.

Boj

Boj helps Mia choose something special enough to give Rupa at her birthday party. But before Mia can hand her the wrapped-up skipping rope in comes Gavin with his gift: the Skipsolo 800! But Boj's boj-a-boom idea will make Rupa an even better present from Mia and get the buddies all skipping together.

Listen Against

Presented by Alice Arnold and Jon Holmes, Listen Against uses actual BBC footage and presenters to create a surreal broadcasting world.

DNN

CBBC comedy set in a spoof news studio. The show takes in the past seven days, looking at news and popular culture.

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

Parsley Sidings

Horace gets into trouble when he allows a flower show to be set up in the station.

Take It From Here

Dick Bentley and Jimmy Edwards ponder their future, while the Glums meet Eth's family.

The Small World Of Dominic Holland

Episode 1: The comedian chronicles his life from childhood to fatherhood.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.

All At Sea

Things quickly get out of hand when Ben gets a dog and is mistaken for a being blind whilst out walking it!

'Allo 'Allo!

A selection of episodes from the sixth and seventh series of the wartime sitcom.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean finds himself lumbered with an unwanted pet in the form of a four-legged ball of pink fur with piggy eyes and a penchant for earthworms. Encyclopaedias leave him none the wiser as to the identity of the pesky creature, but Bean cannot bring himself to abandon it.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean forgets the golden rule - never fall asleep in the bath when you have got a chicken in the oven. So what romantic meal can he quickly rustle up for his luckless girlfriend, Irma Gobb? The cheese from the mousetrap? The flower from the vase? A meal is eventually provided by an uninvited guest.

Parsley Sidings

Horace gets into trouble when he allows a flower show to be set up in the station.

Take It From Here

Dick Bentley and Jimmy Edwards ponder their future, while the Glums meet Eth's family.

Terry & June

When the vicar and Mrs Dingle decide to reopen the youth club, they enlist Terry's help to assemble a ping-pong table. The instructions should be idiot-proof, but whoever wrote them had not taken Terry into account.

My Phone Genie

When Jaz wakes up with a pixelated face, Gene takes control of getting her through the day without it being noticed.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

A honeymoon skiing in Norway seems an ideal location for Bob and Thelma to start their married life, far away from Terry's influence. But you never can tell, especially when he is looking after the marital home and has his eye on Susan, Thelma's sister.

Shaun The Sheep

Shaun comes across a discarded jigsaw puzzle and calls on the flock to help him put it together. When Bitzer discovers the final piece is missing they decide they must do whatever it takes to solve the puzzle.

Birds Of A Feather

Tracey misses Darryl, Sharon doesn't miss Chris and goes out on the pull. That's not before she gets her job back and loses it in the same day. An expensive shopping trip with Dorien gives Tracey a wake up call and the police raid the house looking for evidence from a raid.

Geordie

Film about a weak young Scottish boy who grows up to be a muscle-bound hammer thrower.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

Strange Hill High

Becky dreams of starring in the Strange Hill musical production of Scary Poppins, but regresses into fear-filled dreams after being informed she's a terrible singer. Can she defeat The Grackle?

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of episodes from the fourth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.

Faith In The Future

Faith moves out of her wrecked flat and in with Paul, but closeness soon strains the friendship.

Mr Bean

The nasty tennis player is big and angry and wants his ball back - the one Mr Bean managed to throw onto the roof of a house across the road. Paralysed with vertigo, 60ft up on a window sill, Bean is eventually brought to earth by the helpful intervention of a neighbour's pet hamster.

Mr Bean

Bean is tormented by the toothache from hell, but his DIY attempts to pull it out fail, and he is left with no choice but to visit the dreaded dentist. Can Bean face the dentist's chair? Or will the dentist despair of him?

Duty Free

Frazer Hines is staying in the hotel and there's great excitement among the British guests.

King Street Junior

Is there more to the proposal by the Chair of the Governors to sell the school playing field than meets the eye?

On The Buses

Stan gets himself in hot water when a home brewing attempt results in a beer far more potent than he'd intended!

Stockport, So Good They Named It Once

The comic goings on of the Conroy family in the Greater Manchester town of Stockport.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

Desmond's

Sean invents a video game that seems destined to put his father out of business.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.

Open All Hours

A selection of episodes from the third series of the cornershop sitcom.

Terry & June

When the vicar and Mrs Dingle decide to reopen the youth club, they enlist Terry's help to assemble a ping-pong table. The instructions should be idiot-proof, but whoever wrote them had not taken Terry into account.

Parsley Sidings

Horace gets into trouble when he allows a flower show to be set up in the station.

Take It From Here

Dick Bentley and Jimmy Edwards ponder their future, while the Glums meet Eth's family.

As Time Goes By

The executives in LA ask Lionel to spice up his script, but life working with Mrs Flack is proving ever-more difficult. Meanwhile, Judith feels thoroughly taken advantage of by Alistair.

QI

With Jo Brand, Rob Brydon and Sean Lock.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

A honeymoon skiing in Norway seems an ideal location for Bob and Thelma to start their married life, far away from Terry's influence. But you never can tell, especially when he is looking after the marital home and has his eye on Susan, Thelma's sister.

Gavin & Stacey

A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom starring and written by Ruth Jones and James Corden.

A Young Doctor's Notebook

Freshly rehabilitated, the Old Doctor is attacked aboard a train for his morphine addiction. In 1918, the Young Doctor falls in love with a beautiful aristocrat.

Russell Howard's Good News

Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

Mock The Week

A selection of episodes from the sixth series from the satirical panel game.

MacAulay And Co

Live from the Edinburgh Festival with guests David O'Doherty, Shazia Mirza, Rory McGrath, Philip Pope and Josie Long.

Hot Fuzz

Hit comedy film from Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright. PC Nicholas Angel transfers from London's Met Police to the sleepy village of Sandford.

The Inbetweeners

It's Will's birthday, and he's planning a suitably grown-up dinner. Unfortunately, Will's party clashes with a far more popular one.

The Inbetweeners

It's work experience week at school. Jay and Simon work at a plant hire, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage.

Black Books

A change is as good as a rest when Bernard, Manny and Fran decide to escape the madness and go on holiday.

QI

With Noel Fielding, Ross Noble and Australian comedian Colin Lane.

Listen Against

Presented by Alice Arnold and Jon Holmes, Listen Against uses actual BBC footage and presenters to create a surreal broadcasting world.

Stella

Stella's nursing skills are put to the test after she accidentally shuts Michael's hand in his car bonnet.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

The gang struggle with problems as Janet tries to find a way to keep the pub open and Louise feels unwell - though Kelly thinks she recognises the symptoms. Jonny worries he has fallen in love with Gaz, and the arrival of Donna's brother causes chaos.

Desmond's

Sean invents a video game that seems destined to put his father out of business.

Peep Show

Jeremy gets a job working as a handyman for his hero, techno musician Russell, but Mark suspects Russell's motivation.

Mark goes to a school reunion and considers embarking on an illicit affair with a girl he used to fancy.

Laura Solon: Talking And Not Talking

Carole introduces the world to cushion cover covers; the London 2012 Olympics opening ceremony makes a new interpretation of the phrase 'multi-cultural'; and Four-Colour-Biro Woman comes to the rescue - if the red one will work.

The IT Crowd

When Jen loses concentration during a board meeting due to a faulty bra, Moss overcomes his fear of ladies' underwear and plots a way out of Reynholm Industries by inventing a flawless bra.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Reports are circulating that The Archer is cursed, and Kelly mysteriously disappears. Nevertheless, when Jonny hatches a plan to sneak in for one last drink, the others all decide to join him. What follows is not for the timid.

The Royle Family

Nana's friend Elsie has died. Norma's distraught; enough to need to stay at the Royles' for a couple of nights, but apparently not too upset to plan what of Elsie's belongings she should take from her home.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by guests Tess Daly, Stephen Mangan, Kian Egan and Tony Law to thrash out the hot topics of the week.

QI

With Phill Jupitus, Hugh Dennis and Andy Hamilton.

At Home With The Snails

Alex's parents are worried that he is gay and his father wants him to move out. His growing obsession with snails gives his father an idea for a new book.

Threesome

When an evil fridge threatens Alice, Mitch and Richie it's off to storage it goes. But it's not finished messing with their heads just yet...

Dave Podmore

After meeting Rory McGrath on TV, the cricket legend is called to Buckingham Palace where he is awarded the MBE.

The Inbetweeners

It's work experience week at school. Jay and Simon work at a plant hire, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage.

The Royle Family

Nana's round again, and Antony's planning a trip to London. Jim's none-too complimentary about his dreams, but Denise has had enough of their father's harsh comments.

Benidorm

A freak storm batters Benidorm and Les/Lesley has to arrange some bingo entertainment with rather unusual prizes.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

The guests this week are Joe Wilkinson, Chris Ramsey, Roisin Conaty and Alex Brooker.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

The gang struggle with problems as Janet tries to find a way to keep the pub open and Louise feels unwell - though Kelly thinks she recognises the symptoms. Jonny worries he has fallen in love with Gaz, and the arrival of Donna's brother causes chaos.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Jonny discovers that Janet has been keeping an old love letter from her ex, Andy. Janet convinces him it's just a bit of nostalgia from her childhood.

Mock The Week

A selection of episodes from the sixth series from the satirical panel game.

Little Britain

A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the popular sketch series with Matt Lucas and David Walliams.

Plunkett & Macleane

Comic adventure set in the 1740s. A gentlemen drunkard and a robber pool their talents to embark on a crime spree.

Cuckoo

Dylan plans a party as an elaborate way to seduce Zoe, while Dale is looking for a path in life - and alights on Cuckoo's potato van.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Reports are circulating that The Archer is cursed, and Kelly mysteriously disappears. Nevertheless, when Jonny hatches a plan to sneak in for one last drink, the others all decide to join him. What follows is not for the timid.

The Inbetweeners

It's Will's birthday, and he's planning a suitably grown-up dinner. Unfortunately, Will's party clashes with a far more popular one.

Black Books

A change is as good as a rest when Bernard, Manny and Fran decide to escape the madness and go on holiday.

Siblings

Hannah's best friend from university arrives home from travelling, now with a fiancé in tow - charming vet, Rich. He offers Dan a job at his practice, but Hannah can't stand him.

The IT Crowd

When Jen loses concentration during a board meeting due to a faulty bra, Moss overcomes his fear of ladies' underwear and plots a way out of Reynholm Industries by inventing a flawless bra.

Birds Of A Feather

Tracey misses Darryl, Sharon doesn't miss Chris and goes out on the pull. That's not before she gets her job back and loses it in the same day. An expensive shopping trip with Dorien gives Tracey a wake up call and the police raid the house looking for evidence from a raid.

Dead Ringers

TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Jonny discovers that Janet has been keeping an old love letter from her ex, Andy. Janet convinces him it's just a bit of nostalgia from her childhood.

Fake Reaction

Matt Edmondson hosts the last in the series of the wacky comedy panel show. This week's guests are actress Roxanne Pallett, reality star Ollie Locke, Olympian Nicola Adams MBE, and comedian Tom Craine.

The Royle Family

Nana's friend Elsie has died. Norma's distraught; enough to need to stay at the Royles' for a couple of nights, but apparently not too upset to plan what of Elsie's belongings she should take from her home.

Threesome

When an evil fridge threatens Alice, Mitch and Richie it's off to storage it goes. But it's not finished messing with their heads just yet...

The Royle Family

Nana's round again, and Antony's planning a trip to London. Jim's none-too complimentary about his dreams, but Denise has had enough of their father's harsh comments.

A Young Doctor's Notebook

Freshly rehabilitated, the Old Doctor is attacked aboard a train for his morphine addiction. In 1918, the Young Doctor falls in love with a beautiful aristocrat.

Cuckoo

Dylan plans a party as an elaborate way to seduce Zoe, while Dale is looking for a path in life - and alights on Cuckoo's potato van.

Cold Feet

Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.

Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee

A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.

Dead Ringers

TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.

Siblings

Hannah's best friend from university arrives home from travelling, now with a fiancé in tow - charming vet, Rich. He offers Dan a job at his practice, but Hannah can't stand him.

King Street Junior

Is there more to the proposal by the Chair of the Governors to sell the school playing field than meets the eye?

Stockport, So Good They Named It Once

The comic goings on of the Conroy family in the Greater Manchester town of Stockport.