Schedule Saturday 9th August 2014
6:35am
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Carry On Matron
Medical-based comedy from the Carry On team. A gang plan to raid a maternity hospital to steal a gigantic stock of birth control pills.
7:05am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 19 - It's A Dog's LifeIt's Mr. Slater's annual dog show, and Sooty is determined that Sweep will win the grand prize. But will he be brave enough to attempt the Doggie Assault Course? Guest starring The Krankies.
7:30am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
A selection of four episodes from Harry Hill's take on a week of telly.
7:35am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 9 - Prize PossessionThe Farmer can't believe his luck - he has a winning ticket! He just needs to keep it safe until morning and there's only one dog for the job. Unfortunately, Bitzer is a hopeless guard dog. Can he rescue the winning ticket, or has he lost the Farmer's fortune?
7:40am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 9 - No PetsMr Bean decides he needs some new and exciting friends in the shape of pets.
7:45am
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Boj
Episode 2 - Musical MayhemBoj's friends are all practising the Cloppity Concerto to play at the Giggly Gig in the park. But when Denzil breaks his guitar, Boj shows him that with a bit of improvisation he can still play at the concert. But what instrument is Boj going to play? He's sure to liven things up with his homemade one-man-band!
9:35am
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'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the wartime sitcom.
10:45am
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
11am
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On The Fiddle
Forces comedy starring Alfred Lynch as a wide-boy desperate to make a bit of money and avoid conflict at all costs.
11am
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Horrible Histories
2014 Specials - Frightful First World War SpecialThis special reveals how Girl Guides were used to pass on secret war-time information; tells of the terrors of trench life; and hears a frustrated captain try to explain the not-so-simple reasons for Britain joining the war.
11:15am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 10 - Brushes At DawnCompo is disturbed to find he has a rival for Nora's affections.
11:55am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 2 - A Clean SweepFoggy decides to keep alive the tradition of having a "lucky" sweep at weddings.
12:30pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 4 - Ice CreamDraper initiates a big clamp-down on security and truancy in school, meaning there are no more visits to the ice cream van just outside the front gates.
12:30pm
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The Brig Society
Series 2, Episode 2 - Social MediaThis week, Marcus has decided to create his own Social Media site. Please RT. Please Follow. Please Like. Please give all your details to Google and the NSA.
12:35pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Yesterday Never ComesWhen Del acquires a piece of furniture he believes it to be valuable, and when upper-class Miranda answers his newspaper advert for it, he thinks he's gone 'up-market'. But can she really have been wooed by his charm, or is it something more commercial?
1pm
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1:15pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Christmas Special - To Hull And BackDel becomes embroiled in a diamond smuggling caper with Boycie and Abdul and, as usual, he's the one with the dirty job to do. Things are not helped, however, when the 'Old Bill' start asking awkward questions...
1:20pm
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The Unforgettable...
2011 Specials - Ernie WiseOne-half of the most popular comedy duo Britain has ever produced, Ernie Wise passed away in March 1999. This is his remarkable story.
2pm
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The Navy Lark
Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
2:30pm
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The Burkiss Way
Series 3, Episode 3 - Succeed In Business The Burkiss WaySatan promises to either eat a cucumber or offer a million pound bribe.
3:05pm
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 23 - Beware The TachetariansIt all gets a bit hairy when moustache-shaped aliens start attaching themselves to the townsfolk.
3:15pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the wartime sitcom.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 19 - Green Hill FarawayCouncillor Cowdrey has approved plans to build a new road right through Noola's Hill. Worst of all, the residents support it, so the kids need to create a distraction to stop it.
3:35pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
5pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 10 - Brushes At DawnCompo is disturbed to find he has a rival for Nora's affections.
5pm
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Birds Of A Feather
A selection of episodes from the seventh and eighth series of the sitcom starring Lesley Joseph, Pauline Quirke and Linda Robson.
5:30pm
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John Shuttleworth's Lounge Music
Series 1, Episode 4 - Leee JohnJohn is feeling a little stressed, despite the fact all the jingles are recorded. His final guest is Leee John from Imagination.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 2 - A Clean SweepFoggy decides to keep alive the tradition of having a "lucky" sweep at weddings.
6pm
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Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 2, Episode 1Jasmine and Prudith go 10-pin bowling; Timmy's mum comes up with another madcap invention to try to beat the school run; the Fearsome Vikings try some magic tricks; and Ross prepares for the school bring-and-buy sale on North Barrasay.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Yesterday Never ComesWhen Del acquires a piece of furniture he believes it to be valuable, and when upper-class Miranda answers his newspaper advert for it, he thinks he's gone 'up-market'. But can she really have been wooed by his charm, or is it something more commercial?
6:30pm
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Undone
Series 2, Episode 1 - UnaccompaniedHaving saved the world, Edna's life seems to be back to normal. But something keeps taking her back to Undone.
7pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Christmas Special - To Hull And BackDel becomes embroiled in a diamond smuggling caper with Boycie and Abdul and, as usual, he's the one with the dirty job to do. Things are not helped, however, when the 'Old Bill' start asking awkward questions...
7pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Christmas Special - One Foot In The AlgarveVictor and Margaret accompany Mrs Warboys, who is hoping for romance with her pen pal Alfonso, on holiday to meet him in his native Portugal. Fleet Street paparazzo Martin Trout is hot on their tail after an encounter at Victoria station leads him to believe they have accidentally taken possession of an extremely valuable and politically explosive roll of film...
8pm
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Trigger Happy TV
Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 2 - Jack Dee, Seann Walsh, Milton JonesJack Dee is joined by special guests Seann Walsh and Milton Jones.
8pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 1 - Asleep In The DeepA bomb hits Walmington's pumping station, where Walker and Godfrey are on watch. The efforts to free them from the wreckage are somewhat wasted after Mainwaring, Wilson, Pike, Frazer and Hodges are trapped with them... and then a broken pipe slowly floods the room with water.
8:30pm
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Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
9pm
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - To Kill A Mocking AlanAlan invents a new drink while trying to impress some TV executives, and meets Jed, his biggest fan.
9pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 27th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
9pm
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Kevin Bridges - The Story Continues
Young Scottish stand-up comic Kevin Bridges performs his second live tour in front of a packed-out Glasgow arena crowd.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
2012 Specials, Episode 2 - The RematchFollowing the success of 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown earlier in the year, Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson once again take on the famous words and numbers quiz.
9pm60 min
A Touch Of Cloth
A Touch Of Cloth III: Too Cloth For Comfort, Episode 1 - Part OneDCI Jack Cloth's brother, Terry, has been killed. The pair weren't close, in fact, they were estranged, but, you know, it still hurts.
9:05pm
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
9:40pm
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Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.
9:40pm
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 5 - Mammy?It's a stressful day for Agnes, as everything seems to be happening all at once. Rory and Dino have had a huge falling out, and Mark and Betty have got their emigration visas and are off to Australia.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 2Jo Brand hosts the topical quiz. Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by broadcaster Richard Bacon and stand-up comic and Thick Of It actor Will Smith.
10pm30 min
Psychobitches
Psychobitches Compilations, Highlights Special - Part OneAll the best bits from series one of the inspired comedy sketch show about history's most famous women - and their therapist.
10:15pm45 min version (repeat)
10:20pm
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Saxondale
Steve Coogan stars as Tommy Saxondale, an ex-roadie now running a pest control business in suburbia.
10:30pm30 min
The Committee Meeting
The chairman and caretaker of a small Welsh working men's club worry that actor Colin Baker, whom they have booked to attract more members, will be lured away by the Conservative Club thanks to their middle-class snacks.
10:30pm
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Michael McIntyre's Showtime
TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's number one best-selling 2012 stand-up DVD.
10:30pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Episode 4Paula Radcliffe, Chris Ashton and non-sporty Richard Ayoade join in the panel game this week.
11pm
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Steve Coogan: Live 'N Lewd
Steve Coogan performs as a variety of comedy characters in his 1994 stand-up show Live 'N Lewd.
11pm
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Peep Show
Series 4, Episode 3 - GymMark continues to be tormented by doubts about the advisability of marrying Sophie, and joins a gym to spend as much time away from her as possible. Meanwhile, Jeremy starts working as a cleaner in a bid to get closer to ex-wife Nancy, hoping against hope for a reconciliation.
11pm
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Michael McIntyre's Showtime
TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's number one best-selling 2012 stand-up DVD.
11pm
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 1, Episode 3With Bob Mortimer, Marcus Brigstocke, Katherine Ryan and John Robins. Alan and co discuss podium dancing and Bob's unusually high backside, amongst other things.
Midnight
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of four episodes of the long-running BBC Three sitcom.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
12:15am45 min version (repeat)
12:15am
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Paul Chowdhry: What's Happening White People?
TV broadcast of Paul Chowdhry's 2012 stand-up show.
12:25am
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Big Train
Sketch show featuring stars including Simon Pegg, Mark Heap, Kevin Eldon, Julia Davis and Catherine Tate.
12:30am
(repeat)
Undone
Series 2, Episode 1 - UnaccompaniedHaving saved the world, Edna's life seems to be back to normal. But something keeps taking her back to Undone.
12:30am
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Virtually Famous
Series 1, Episode 3Kevin, Seann and Chris are joined by James Acaster, Alex Brooker, Jameela Jamil and Kimberly Wyatt as they face questions and challenges to put their knowledge of the Virtually Famous to the test.
12:45am
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
2012 Specials, Episode 2 - The RematchFollowing the success of 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown earlier in the year, Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson once again take on the famous words and numbers quiz.
1am
(repeat)
Big Train
Sketch show featuring stars including Simon Pegg, Mark Heap, Kevin Eldon, Julia Davis and Catherine Tate.
1am
(repeat)
Rich Hall: Hell No I Ain't Happy
Stand-up and music from American comedian Rich Hall, including songs from his country and western singer alter-ego Otis Lee Crenshaw.
1am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 2Jo Brand hosts the topical quiz. Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by broadcaster Richard Bacon and stand-up comic and Thick Of It actor Will Smith.
1:05am
(repeat)
Cold Feet
Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.
1:15am
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The Last Leg
Series 4, Episode 2Adam Hills and regular co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by Noel Fielding this time.
1:30am
(repeat)
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - To Kill A Mocking AlanAlan invents a new drink while trying to impress some TV executives, and meets Jed, his biggest fan.
2am
(repeat)
Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.
2am
(repeat)
Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
2am
(repeat)
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 1, Episode 3With Bob Mortimer, Marcus Brigstocke, Katherine Ryan and John Robins. Alan and co discuss podium dancing and Bob's unusually high backside, amongst other things.
2am
(repeat)
People Just Do Nothing
Series 1, Episode 3 - CompetitionKurupt FM is running their weekly caller competition and MC Grindah has a special surprise in store for the winner. Meanwhile, Chabuddy G's wife Aldona has her Polish brother come to stay.
2:30am
(repeat)
Saxondale
Steve Coogan stars as Tommy Saxondale, an ex-roadie now running a pest control business in suburbia.
2:30am
(repeat)
Trigger Happy TV
Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
2:30am
(repeat)
People Just Do Nothing
Series 1, Episode 4 - The WebsitePlans are being made for a Kurupt FM website, with the crew calling on the internet expertise of Chabuddy G. Meanwhile, Grindah's girlfriend Miche is struggling to fill time as Angel starts school.
3:30am
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
5:30am
(repeat)
John Shuttleworth's Lounge Music
Series 1, Episode 4 - Leee JohnJohn is feeling a little stressed, despite the fact all the jingles are recorded. His final guest is Leee John from Imagination.