Schedule Thursday 17th July 2014
6am
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 5The summer ball for the local hunt is coming up, but with the change in ownership at Grantleigh, there's some confusion over who should arrange the event of the season.
6am
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Man About The House
When Chrissy and Jo search for a third tenant to help pay the rent, they intend on finding another female. But then they meet young Robin Tripp.
6am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 7 - StupiterSonia has to make an audition tape to enter a competition to be a children's TV presenter. Straightforward? Not in Bottom Knocker Street!
6:15am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 8 - HippoResidents are being trampled by a rampaging hippo. Who can save the day? Stan wasn't always a postman!
6:30am
(repeat)
Just A Minute
Episode 1Joining Nicholas Parsons and Paul Merton to play Just A Minute today are Graham Norton, Sue Perkins, and Phill Jupitus.
7am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
7am
(repeat)
Ayres On The Air
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Old DaysPam Ayres presents poetry, anecdotes and sketches on the topic of 'The Old Days', with the help of Felicity Montagu and Geoffrey Whitehead.
7:30am
(repeat)
Ed Reardon's Week
Series 8, Episode 5 - Rosicrucian Armageddon 2Ed's daughter Eli arrives to stay, complete with son and dream catcher, whilst Ed is trying to write authentic 'oldenspeak' for the gaming sensation Rosicrucian Armageddon 2.
7:40am
(repeat)
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 5Martin is determined to be Snooker champion and when the local tournament favourite moves away he believes the title is his. But Paul enters and is odds-on to win it - or perhaps not after Ann has a quiet word with him.
8am
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 24 - The Two And A Half FeathersThe Home Guard get a new private in their ranks, who just so happens to know Jones. However, their relationship is not a happy one, as the new arrival claims that Jones left him in the desert to die. However, Jones sets out to tell the truth.
8:20am
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 7 - The Desperate HoursAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
8:25am
(repeat)
Fit
Childrens' sketch show based around sport and health. Created by the production team behind Horrible Histories.
8:30am
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Ron Glum marries Eth at last, at least in prehistoric times. 1955 is another matter.
9:30am
(repeat)
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 2, Episode 3 - Entertaining Mr StoneRobin surprisingly brings a friend home, but he isn't all he seems.
11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 9 - The Thing In Wesley's ShedWesley is nearly ready to unleash his top secret creation on an unsuspecting world.
11am
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Dani's Castle
Series 2, Episode 4 - Don't Tell The BrideHaving decided to offer the castle for private hire as a wedding venue, the gang attempt to stage their own wedding in order to take photos for publicity...
11:35am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 10 - Brushes At DawnCompo is disturbed to find he has a rival for Nora's affections.
11:35am
(repeat)
11:50am
(repeat)
12pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 24 - The Two And A Half FeathersThe Home Guard get a new private in their ranks, who just so happens to know Jones. However, their relationship is not a happy one, as the new arrival claims that Jones left him in the desert to die. However, Jones sets out to tell the truth.
12:20pm
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 5The summer ball for the local hunt is coming up, but with the change in ownership at Grantleigh, there's some confusion over who should arrange the event of the season.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Ron Glum marries Eth at last, at least in prehistoric times. 1955 is another matter.
1pm
(repeat)
My Phone Genie
Episode 4 - Growing PainsAnnoyed at her younger brother's silly antics, Jaz wishes he 'would just grow up'.
2pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 4 - Relative StrangersAfter discovering his wife's most recent affair, Marcus throws Dorien out and begins divorce proceedings. She's desperate to get hold of the evidence and enlists Sharon and Tracey's help - at least that way she might get a decent settlement. But there are far more surprises in store...
2:40pm
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 5, Episode 5 - Playing PoolComedy chaos in the suburbs with the Medfords as they decide to replace their children's sandpit with a fish pond.
3pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 6 - Three Men, A Woman And A BabyThe time has finally arrived for Raquel to give birth to "Son of Del", and Rodney is convinced that evil forces are afoot.
3:05pm
(repeat)
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
3:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 4Holding a riverside picnic seems like a good idea but Hyacinth's arrangements don't go quite as she planned.
3:25pm
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Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 3The Pythons reveal the 'The Sordid Personal Bits', as they discuss their unwanted celebrity status, member Graham Chapman, BBC censorship and the departure of John Cleese.
3:55pm
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Boj
Episode 4 - Under The Giggly MoonA father-son camping trip in Giggly Park ends up in chaos as the Bleats' Camperzoom 2000 motor home goes wrong and the Woofs' airbeds deflate. Boj saves the day with his boj-a-boom idea to create hammocks from the remaining pieces of fabric from his friends' ruined camping equipment.
4:05pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 1, Episode 5 - The HolidayHarold announces his intention to go on holiday abroad, alone, next year - but Albert wants them to go back to Bognor together as usual.
4:15pm
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Second Thoughts
Series 3, Episode 12 - HeatburnHannah's got trouble coming from all directions and Bill is diagnosed as suffering from stress. Callum benefits from Richard's devotion to Liza.
4:30pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Hit sketch show based on surprising facts from world history, inspired by the hit children's book series.
4:35pm
(repeat)
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 9 - No PetsMr Bean decides he needs some new and exciting friends in the shape of pets.
4:45pm
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
4:50pm
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Home To Roost
Series 3, Episode 5 - High SpiritsMatthew goes ghost hunting - in the spare room. Henry is sceptical until Matthew takes him to an allegedly-haunted railway station.
4:50pm
(repeat)
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 10 - Ray Of SunshineMr Bean is in pursuit of sunshine but only manages to cause chaos on the beach!
5pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 7 - The Desperate HoursAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
5pm
(repeat)
King Street Junior
King Street Junior Revisited 2, Episode 1 - Going Through the RoofMiss Reid's hut is destroyed during a storm; and there is rivalry over who will be the new teacher governor.
5:20pm
(repeat)
Man About The House
When Chrissy and Jo search for a third tenant to help pay the rent, they intend on finding another female. But then they meet young Robin Tripp.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Ayres On The Air
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Old DaysPam Ayres presents poetry, anecdotes and sketches on the topic of 'The Old Days', with the help of Felicity Montagu and Geoffrey Whitehead.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 9 - The Thing In Wesley's ShedWesley is nearly ready to unleash his top secret creation on an unsuspecting world.
6pm
(repeat)
Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 10 - Art AttackGloria falls head-over-heels in love with an artist. Never one to miss an opportunity, Desmond falls heavily in lust with art.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 10 - Brushes At DawnCompo is disturbed to find he has a rival for Nora's affections.
6:30pm
(repeat)
Ed Reardon's Week
Series 8, Episode 6 - Keeping The Flame AliveWith the Olympics looming Stan spies a golden opportunity - renting out Ed's flat for the duration of the games at the princely sum of £3,000 a week. So Ed has to pack up his newspaper collection, sift through his takeaway trays and leave the place he's called home for the last years. But where will he go?
7pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Miami Twice, Christmas Special - The American DreamDel persuades Rodney that he needs a holiday and books him a flight for two to Miami. Rodney thinks he's taking his wife, but Del has timed it so that she is taking her exams that week...
7pm
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 5, Episode 5 - Playing PoolComedy chaos in the suburbs with the Medfords as they decide to replace their children's sandpit with a fish pond.
7pm60 min version (repeat)
7pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 24 - The Two And A Half FeathersThe Home Guard get a new private in their ranks, who just so happens to know Jones. However, their relationship is not a happy one, as the new arrival claims that Jones left him in the desert to die. However, Jones sets out to tell the truth.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Ron Glum marries Eth at last, at least in prehistoric times. 1955 is another matter.
7:40pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Series 1, Episode 6 - The PicnicAlistair is positively barraging Jean with what he thinks are romantic gestures, but are in fact endlessly aggravating. Judith, meanwhile, is still very keen on Lionel. Jean suggests the four go out for a picnic, intent on fixing up Alistair with Judith.
8pm
(repeat)
Kingdom
Comedy drama starring Stephen Fry as rural Norfolk solicitor Peter Kingdom.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 5Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Kirsty Young and guest panellists Max Keiser and Tony Law.
8:10pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 6 - Things Aren't Simple Any MoreAfter Victor dies in a road accident, Margaret faces up to life without him and vows to take revenge on the hit-and-run driver responsible.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 4Holding a riverside picnic seems like a good idea but Hyacinth's arrangements don't go quite as she planned.
9pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 9 - GravyPetula makes a surprise announcement, and Bren is excited to have been picked to appear on TV quiz show Totally Trivial. Tony's hoping she'll come away with him to a new life in Scotland.
9pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 1, Episode 4 - No Trace Of TracyA teenage girl disappears at the mansion of '70s rock god Roy Pilgrim. In the bizarre world of former rock legends, Jonathan seems a lot happier than Maddy; but then she was always more of a Percy Sledge girl.
9pm
(repeat)
God Save The Queens
Episode 1A look at the fabulous men who hid from the glare of the spotlight, including Kenneth Williams, Liberace and Danny La Rue.
9pm
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A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 1, Episode 2The inexperienced younger doctor is forced to carry out the operation of his career. His older self does little to ease his nerves.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:30pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 5The boys call Jay's bluff and go to the Camber Sands meeting of the Caravan Club to see if it really is 'like a massive orgy'.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 3, Episode 5 - FearSaffron has moved out, Edina's PR company has merged with an enormous PR firm based in the United States and after her magazine closes, Patsy is offered a prestigious job in New York. Fearful of so much change, Eddy and Patsy indulge in a drunken, drugged bender and face stern words from Saffy.
10pm
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 9 - DumpJanet has decided that the most important thing about getting married is the presents, so she makes a wedding list.
10pm
(repeat)
Black Books
Series 2, Episode 2 - FeverFran is too hot for comfort, Bernard wants a summer fling and Manny tries to cool down for fear of onsetting his 'illness'.
10pm
(repeat)
Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 10 - Art AttackGloria falls head-over-heels in love with an artist. Never one to miss an opportunity, Desmond falls heavily in lust with art.
10pm30 min
Mock The Week
Series 13, Episode 6Dara O Briain and the team put the week's events under their comedy microscope and examine the results with guests Ed Byrne, Milton Jones, Russell Kane and Zoe Lyons.
10pm
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 8, Episode 6Kelly Osborne, Terry Christian, Reginald D. Hunter and Isy Suttie take part in the topical comedy show.
10pm
(repeat)
Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 1 - Swimming GalaIt's the school's annual swimming gala and Alfie - riding high on love for Miss Gulliver - finds himself engaging in a bet over his class's performance against Pickwell.
10pm
(repeat)
Ed Reardon's Week
Series 8, Episode 5 - Rosicrucian Armageddon 2Ed's daughter Eli arrives to stay, complete with son and dream catcher, whilst Ed is trying to write authentic 'oldenspeak' for the gaming sensation Rosicrucian Armageddon 2.
10pm30 min
TV OD
Episode 7This week, Matt Edmondson talks to Geordie Shore's Vicky Pattison, and hears the televisual confessions of pop stars Richard Rawson and Tom Parker.
10pm
(repeat)
The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Haunting Of Bill CrouseMoss goes to extraordinary lengths to help Jen escape the unwanted attention of potential suitor Bill Crouse. Meanwhile, Roy is busy trying to escape the attentions of an admirer of his own...
10pm
(repeat)
10:20pm
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 3, Episode 4 - TraumaHospitalised with a saucepan wedged firmly on her head, having fallen off a bus and through an ironmonger's window, Linda's delighted to be attended to by a dashing young male nurse. Tom's astonished to recognise him as Bart, a fellow pupil from his days at drama college, on whom he has long had a crush.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Jonathan Creek
Series 1, Episode 5 - The House Of MonkeysElliot Strange's husband has been murdered - in a locked room with bars on the windows - and the chief suspect is a gorilla! Cue Jonathan and Maddy...
10:30pm
(repeat)
Peep Show
Series 3, Episode 6 - QuantockingMark is worried that he's drifting apart from Sophie, so immediate action is called for: he must propose.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Laura Solon: Talking And Not Talking
Series 2, Episode 2Carole explains her brand new fruit auction website; Professor Selma Richards explains how tedious the world of academia is; and we hear about Chingley Hall's 1981 rat-reduction initiative.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Celebrity Juice
Series 10, Episode 8 - X Factor SpecialKeith, Holly and Fearne are joined by the singing competition's presenters Dermot O'Leary and Caroline Flack and half of its judging panel, in the shape of music mogul Louis Walsh and former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger.
10:30pm
(repeat)
The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 6 - Aunt Irma VisitsJen explains that she is subject to very powerful mood swings around a certain time every month.
10:35pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 11Dara O'Briain and the regulars relive the week's events for the last time in this run. With guests Milton Jones, Miles Jupp and Andi Osho.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 10 - SchluballybubJanet thinks that she has fallen out of love with Jonny. Gaz and Donna have a serious row, too.
11pm
(repeat)
Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
11pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 8More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
11pm30 min
Don't Make Me Laugh
Series 1, Episode 1David Baddiel hosts a new stand-up comedy show, in which Jack Dee, Ben Miller, Aisling Bea and Miles Jupp go against their natural instincts and try not to make an audience laugh.
11pm
(repeat)
Hard To Tell
Series 1, Episode 1A bike accident lands Tom Sheffield in A&E... leading to a pizza with Ellen... and her dad.
11:10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 5Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Kirsty Young and guest panellists Max Keiser and Tony Law.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Think The Unthinkable
Series 3, Episode 6 - Brunel InsuranceA pay adjustment scheme at Brunel Insurance doesn't go entirely to plan.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 3 - JealousyA cramped weekend away in a small caravan proves eventful.
11:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 1More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
12:05am
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 5The boys call Jay's bluff and go to the Camber Sands meeting of the Caravan Club to see if it really is 'like a massive orgy'.
12:10am
(repeat)
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 1, Episode 3 - Johnny VegasJohnny Vegas headlines Dave's One Night Stand from his hometown of St. Helen's, supported by Justin Moorhouse and Seymour Mace.
12:20am
(repeat)
The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 4 - TimeRick wakes up with a woman in his bed and begins bragging of his sexual exploits. Unfortunately, she happens to be a serial killer. There's yet more to deal with when the house is transported back in time.
12:20am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 9 - DumpJanet has decided that the most important thing about getting married is the presents, so she makes a wedding list.
12:35am
(repeat)
The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Haunting Of Bill CrouseMoss goes to extraordinary lengths to help Jen escape the unwanted attention of potential suitor Bill Crouse. Meanwhile, Roy is busy trying to escape the attentions of an admirer of his own...
12:40am
(repeat)
Fake Reaction
Series 2, Episode 6Guests facing crazy challenges this week are Coronation Street's Georgia May Foote, TV presenter Jeff Brazier, singer Joe McElderry and comedian Ben Shires.
1am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 10 - SchluballybubJanet thinks that she has fallen out of love with Jonny. Gaz and Donna have a serious row, too.
1:05am
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 3, Episode 5 - FearSaffron has moved out, Edina's PR company has merged with an enormous PR firm based in the United States and after her magazine closes, Patsy is offered a prestigious job in New York. Fearful of so much change, Eddy and Patsy indulge in a drunken, drugged bender and face stern words from Saffy.
1:05am
(repeat)
Cold Feet
Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.
1:05am
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 6Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Bill Bailey and Josh Widdicombe. Jake Yapp joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.
1:10am
(repeat)
The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 6 - Aunt Irma VisitsJen explains that she is subject to very powerful mood swings around a certain time every month.
1:15am
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 8, Episode 6Kelly Osborne, Terry Christian, Reginald D. Hunter and Isy Suttie take part in the topical comedy show.
1:30am
(repeat)
Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 1 - Swimming GalaIt's the school's annual swimming gala and Alfie - riding high on love for Miss Gulliver - finds himself engaging in a bet over his class's performance against Pickwell.
1:35am
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 3, Episode 4 - TraumaHospitalised with a saucepan wedged firmly on her head, having fallen off a bus and through an ironmonger's window, Linda's delighted to be attended to by a dashing young male nurse. Tom's astonished to recognise him as Bart, a fellow pupil from his days at drama college, on whom he has long had a crush.
1:35am
(repeat)
Dead Ringers
Series 5, Episode 2Fiona Bruce investigates the Jedi cult. ITV screen a trendy version of Agatha Christie's Miss Marple series. In a shocking episode of The West Wing, Jed Bartlet reveals he's a fictional president.
1:50am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 11Dara O'Briain and the regulars relive the week's events for the last time in this run. With guests Milton Jones, Miles Jupp and Andi Osho.
1:50am
(repeat)
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 12 - World CupIn this show, topics include Ricky and Stephen watching the World Cup while sharing a hotel bed, the problems of over-zealous sports fans and cheating in sports, Ricky's childhood football trial, and Karl's saliva production.
2:05am
(repeat)
Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
2:35am
(repeat)
Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 11 - Johnny Saveloy's UndoingAs part of Wendy's birthday, the gang visit super-star sausage Johnny Saveloy. Wendy is soon brainwashed into his sinister cult, while Rex is haunted by his accountant's warnings of Saveloy stealing people's voices. Guest starring Bob Monkhouse and Stanley Unwin.
2:45am
(repeat)
Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 13 - CarbonaraBad Bob uncovers an old mincer, but he does not realise its function until he minces Rex. After being nearly eaten by Vince, Rex gets thrown in the rubbish. Arthur Dustcart tells Bob that he could use the minced Rex to make money.
2:50am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 4 - Relative StrangersAfter discovering his wife's most recent affair, Marcus throws Dorien out and begins divorce proceedings. She's desperate to get hold of the evidence and enlists Sharon and Tracey's help - at least that way she might get a decent settlement. But there are far more surprises in store...
3am
(repeat)
A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 1, Episode 2The inexperienced younger doctor is forced to carry out the operation of his career. His older self does little to ease his nerves.
3:10am
(repeat)
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
5am
(repeat)
King Street Junior
King Street Junior Revisited 2, Episode 1 - Going Through the RoofMiss Reid's hut is destroyed during a storm; and there is rivalry over who will be the new teacher governor.
5:30am
(repeat)
Ayres On The Air
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Old DaysPam Ayres presents poetry, anecdotes and sketches on the topic of 'The Old Days', with the help of Felicity Montagu and Geoffrey Whitehead.