Schedule Wednesday 16th July 2014
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 4Audrey is shocked to see a perfectly good and very old fireplace thrown out by Richard, despite the fact that she never liked it herself. She's also more than a little agitated by the apparent unfairness of her new position in life...
Man About The House
When Chrissy and Jo search for a third tenant to help pay the rent, they intend on finding another female. But then they meet young Robin Tripp.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 5 - The Puckled WranglerThe appearance of an extremely rare butterfly attracts the interest of collector and madman Major Lector. Can the kids protect the Puckled Wrangler?
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 6 - The Great DepressedoCouncillor Cowdrey wants a magician for his birthday party. Can Gobby the post box be coaxed out of retirement?
Waiting For God
Series 4, Episode 5A spiritualist is in town and looks set to cause trouble between Diana and Tom. But Diana smells a fix...
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
Absolute Power
Series 3, Episode 2 - Big BrotherCharles enters the world of showbiz when he finds himself representing the latest 'star' from Big Brother.
Alfie Moore: It's A Fair Cop
Series 1, Episode 1 - ShopliftingPoliceman turned stand-up comedian Alfie Moore swears his audience in and takes them through a real life scenario to see what sort of officers they would have made. This week: an old lady has been caught shop lifting a tin of salmon.
Just A Minute
Episode 10Joining Nicholas Parsons and Paul Merton to play Just A Minute today are Julian Clary, Stephen Fry, and Shappi Khorsandi.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 6, Episode 14 - The ImpersonatorAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 6 - Divided We StandAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Fit
Childrens' sketch show based around sport and health. Created by the production team behind Horrible Histories.
Albert And Me
Series 2, Episode 6 - File Under TroubleSingle dad Bryan takes a temporary filing job and chases a missing file.
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 4, Episode 2Clive Anderson talks about baldness, Henning Wehn looks at Winston Churchill, Fi Glover discusses urine and Dom Joly chats about dwarves.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 7 - The Suit That Turned LeftClegg and Foggy find themselves on a quest for scientific knowledge.
Dani's Castle
Series 2, Episode 3 - Hey Mr DJAfter a ghostly mishap on-air, Rich brings in a Sergeant Major to put everyone throuhg DJ training. Gabe decides the ghosts need their own lessons - in haunting!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 8 - Beware Of The ElbowCompo, Clegg and Foggy happen upon a man who wants to save the world from thin people and their sharp elbows.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 3 - Artful BeanMr Bean gets a real bug for painting. Then several bugs ... and flies and slugs and mice.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 4 - The FlyMr Bean declares war when he finds a fly in his room, and searches for ever more outlandish weapons.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 6, Episode 14 - The ImpersonatorAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 4Audrey is shocked to see a perfectly good and very old fireplace thrown out by Richard, despite the fact that she never liked it herself. She's also more than a little agitated by the apparent unfairness of her new position in life...
Albert And Me
Series 2, Episode 6 - File Under TroubleSingle dad Bryan takes a temporary filing job and chases a missing file.
My Phone Genie
Episode 3 - It's a Jungle in HereGene helps Jaz revive the school plants she's forgotten to water over the holidays... turning the house into a living jungle!
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 3 - CheersDarryl and Chris are finally released; whilst Chris is immediately run over, Darryl is left unamused by the changes in Sharon's life. And after a night out with the boys, she's distraught to find a massive wadge of cash in his pocket...
Hatch, Match And Dispatch
Episode 4 - A Certain DateGeoff Levine, aka the Slim Reaper, is a pest control technician. All day long he kills rats and other vermin. Until Mystic June tells him something that will alter the rest of his life - what is left of it anyway. A surreal and darkly comic exploration of the meaning of death. With talking pigeons.
Terry & June
Series 5, Episode 4 - Eyeball, EyeballTerry throws himself enthusiastically into using Citizen Band radio, but June is far from thrilled.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Alpine HolidayAaah...the Alps, the fresh air, fantastic scenery, peace and quiet, the yodellers...
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 5 - He Ain't Heavy, He's My UncleUncle Albert has been mugged and Del is determined to bring the perpetrators to justice. But is Uncle Albert telling all he knows...?
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 3Richard forgets his wedding anniversary but saves the day by alarming Hyacinth.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 12 - The KnighthoodBrowsing a book of historical noblemen, Hancock sets his heart on a knighthood, but there's no way a popular television comedian would ever be given one. The only route in this business is to be an acclaimed stage performer, and so he so he sets about securing some work. First stop, The Old Vic.
Boj
Episode 3 - Hoppy BirthdayBoj helps Mia choose something special enough to give Rupa at her birthday party. But before Mia can hand her the wrapped-up skipping rope in comes Gavin with his gift: the Skipsolo 800! But Boj's boj-a-boom idea will make Rupa an even better present from Mia and get the buddies all skipping together.
Porridge
Series 2, Christmas Special - No Way OutFletcher plans to spend Christmas in hospital to avoid being press-ganged into Grouty's latest scheme to spring a fellow prisoner. His plan backfires when Grouty finds out about his upcoming civilian hospital appointment and gives him a vital role in proceedings.
Second Thoughts
Series 3, Episode 11 - Old ProblemBill keeps quiet about his birthday and Joe keeps quiet about his new job. Liza's head is turned when she learns that Bill's cousin has inherited a vineyard.
Horrible Histories
Hit sketch show based on surprising facts from world history, inspired by the hit children's book series.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Home To Roost
Series 3, Episode 4 - Paper ChaseIt's exam time for Matthew. But who is more worried, Matthew or Henry?
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 6 - Divided We StandAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
DNN
Series 2, Episode 11It's job swap day, as Henry Smart makes the whole team take on each other's roles. Chaos breaks out, as Nellie Osmond takes on the record-breaking weather, Phil Tyme takes on a traffic jam in the travel news, and Bob and Felicity swap jobs and voices with each other.
Man About The House
When Chrissy and Jo search for a third tenant to help pay the rent, they intend on finding another female. But then they meet young Robin Tripp.
Absolute Power
Series 3, Episode 2 - Big BrotherCharles enters the world of showbiz when he finds himself representing the latest 'star' from Big Brother.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 7 - The Suit That Turned LeftClegg and Foggy find themselves on a quest for scientific knowledge.
Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 9 - Can't Buy Me LoveIn a desperate bid to improve his social standing, Michael falls for glamorous nightclub owner Rochelle Jackson.
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 4, Episode 2Clive Anderson talks about baldness, Henning Wehn looks at Winston Churchill, Fi Glover discusses urine and Dom Joly chats about dwarves.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 8 - Beware Of The ElbowCompo, Clegg and Foggy happen upon a man who wants to save the world from thin people and their sharp elbows.
Alfie Moore: It's A Fair Cop
Series 1, Episode 2 - ProtestersThis week Alfie Moore asks his audience what they'd do with a bunch of protesters.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 6 - Three Men, A Woman And A BabyThe time has finally arrived for Raquel to give birth to "Son of Del", and Rodney is convinced that evil forces are afoot.
Terry & June
Series 5, Episode 4 - Eyeball, EyeballTerry throws himself enthusiastically into using Citizen Band radio, but June is far from thrilled.
QI
Series K, Episode 2 - Kit & KaboodleWith Noel Fielding, Ross Noble and Australian comedian Colin Lane.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 6, Episode 14 - The ImpersonatorAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Albert And Me
Series 2, Episode 6 - File Under TroubleSingle dad Bryan takes a temporary filing job and chases a missing file.
As Time Goes By
Series 1, Episode 5 - RelationshipsAfter the events of Norwich it becomes clear that Alistair is in love with Jean instead of Judith. He also asks for more rewrites, so Lionel checks back into the hotel and seeks Sandy's services once more. As he struggles, Jean arrives and offers to lend a hand.
Kingdom
Comedy drama starring Stephen Fry as rural Norfolk solicitor Peter Kingdom.
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 3Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Stephen Merchant and panellists Hal Cruttenden and Gabby Logan.
Steptoe And Son
Series 1, Episode 5 - The HolidayHarold announces his intention to go on holiday abroad, alone, next year - but Albert wants them to go back to Bognor together as usual.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 3Richard forgets his wedding anniversary but saves the day by alarming Hyacinth.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 8 - ChristineAfter the events of New Year's Eve, Anita's left the canteen. Her replacement, Christine, has chronic flatulence and manages to upset, annoy, and/or anger everyone within a couple of hours. On top of that, the social services want Petula to live with Bren!
Jonathan Creek
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Reconstituted CorpseA plastic surgeon is murdered. The police suspect Zola Zbzewski, his ex-lover who is publicising her book on how he gave her the perfect body. But then Zola is found dead in baffling circumstances...
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 7On the show this week, Sean is joined by Vernon Kay and Henning Wehn, whilst celebrity chef Lorraine Pascale and Johnny Vegas are on Jon's team.
Coupling
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Girl With Two BreastsJeff manages to talk to a particularly beautiful brunette at the bar. Typically he says some pretty ludicrous things, but luckily she only speaks Hebrew. Of course, that presents its own problems...
Lee Evans: Roadrunner
TV broadcast of Lee Evans's 2011 stand-up show and release, Roadrunner.
Coupling
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Cupboard Of Patrick's LoveWhen it's revealed that Patrick keeps recordings of all of his sexual conquests in a special cupboard in his flat, both Susan and Steve have cause to be worried and angry about the existence of her own performance.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 3, Episode 4 - JealousWhen Edina's arch-rival Claudia Bing beats her to a coveted Public Relations award set up by Edina herself, she is left fuming. Unfortunately a missing speech sends her comeback plans awry, and she rants against her own industry in frustration.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Highlights Special - Best BitsHilarious highlights from the latest series, hosted by Jimmy Carr with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. With guests Jack Dee, Jedward, Sarah Millican, Amy Childs, Micky Flanagan, Jack Whitehall, Charlie Brooker and Gok Wan.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 7 - Fockin Mokky BokkaThe noisy neighbours downstairs are driving Donna and Gaz to despair. In a serious turn of events, Jonny at last gets a job. His new supervisor, Julie, is a hormonal hag from hell. Then when his boss tries to blackmail him into sexual intercourse it's back to the small ads in Jobs North West for Jonny.
Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 9 - Can't Buy Me LoveIn a desperate bid to improve his social standing, Michael falls for glamorous nightclub owner Rochelle Jackson.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 8, Episode 5David Walliams, Reginald D Hunter, Yvette Fielding and property expert Phil Spencer talk about Michael Jackson, the heatwave, the Queen and much more.
Alfie Moore: It's A Fair Cop
Series 1, Episode 1 - ShopliftingPoliceman turned stand-up comedian Alfie Moore swears his audience in and takes them through a real life scenario to see what sort of officers they would have made. This week: an old lady has been caught shop lifting a tin of salmon.
The Mimic
Series 2, Episode 1Following his TV appearance meltdown, Martin struggles to find momentum in his mimicry career; moreso when Steven leaves to go travelling after his mother's death.
A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Episode 2Three members of One Direction and Radio 1 DJ Sara Cox are the guests joining James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall.
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 3The Pythons reveal the 'The Sordid Personal Bits', as they discuss their unwanted celebrity status, member Graham Chapman, BBC censorship and the departure of John Cleese.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Lollipop Man ComethTom has a part in a small local theatre production, which has somehow attracted Tom Cruise to the lead role. Preparing for the premiere performance in his dressing room stress levels begin to rise, and with a little of Linda's mis-assistance, his make-up takes a turn for the bizarre.
Jonathan Creek
Series 1, Episode 4 - No Trace Of TracyA teenage girl disappears at the mansion of '70s rock god Roy Pilgrim. In the bizarre world of former rock legends, Jonathan seems a lot happier than Maddy; but then she was always more of a Percy Sledge girl.
Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
Tommy Cooper: Not Like That, Like This
A drama based on the life of Tommy Cooper and the dilemma the married comedian faced when he fell in love with his assistant.
A Look Back At The Future
Episode 5, 2025: Recorded in July 1994, Brian Perkins, Ken Livingstone and Nigel Planer foresee ego transplants and the USA invading Narnia.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 2 (Channel 4: Series 3), Episode 6Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Kevin Bridges and James Corden. Peter Serafinowicz is in the Countdown Corner.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 8 - Jammy DodgersAfter making him wait for a month, Louise finally agrees to have sex with David, or rather, lets him, "enter the sacred passage del passion." She is horrified to find that David is an unstoppable sex machine.
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 10Dara O'Briain and the regulars give another week a thorough going over with guests Ed Byrne, Stewart Francis and Adam Hills.
Peep Show
Series 5, Episode 5 - Jeremy's ManagerJeremy and Super Hans get a band manager and play a Christian rock festival. Mark comes along as their roadie, and learns how to have sex properly for the first time in his life.
Celebrity Juice
Series 10, Episode 7This week's guests are EastEnders sisters Samantha Womack and Rita Simons; Professor Green; ITV Breakfast's Kate Garraway; and Benidorm actor Jake Canuso.
Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
Before They Were Famous
Spoof Radio 4 documentary which sheds light on the often surprising jobs done by the world's best known writers.
The Harpoon
Episode 3.1: A special wartime edition of the nostalgic spoof of boys' adventure story papers.
Peep Show
Series 5, Episode 6 - Mark's WomenMark gets into online gaming and live role play with Dobby and wonders whether she may be 'the one'. Meanwhile Mark and Sophie finally sort out their annulment. Jeremy joins a cult.
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 3Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Stephen Merchant and panellists Hal Cruttenden and Gabby Logan.
Tina C's Global Depression Tour
Episode 6 - United KingdomChristopher Green's comic creation, country music legend Tina C, is camping outside St Pauls this week.
The Secret World
Series 2, Episode 4Ringo Starr wants to get back with his old band: The Shadows. David Beckham wants to buy a real T Rex from Steven Spielberg. Al Pacino is still stalking John Humphrys. Abu Hamza and Boy George continue their unspoken romance. Alan Titchmarsh reveals his darker side again.
The IT Crowd
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Dinner PartyJen has found love, and is giving a dinner party with her new boyfriend and six of their single friends. But when the three male invitees drop out at the last moment, Jen is forced to call upon Moss, Roy and Richmond.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 2 - WeddingThe big day of Gary's wedding has arrived, complete with last-minute doubts.
Set List: Stand-Up Without A Net
Episode 9Gilbert Gottfried, Rove McManus and Fred Willard perform improvised stand-up comedy routines in LA, based on subjects presented to them while on stage.
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 1, Episode 2 - Jack WhitehallThis week young up-and-comer Jack Whitehall performs from the Theatre Royal Haymarket, London, with support from David O'Doherty and Andrew Lawrence.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 4 - TimeRick wakes up with a woman in his bed and begins bragging of his sexual exploits. Unfortunately, she happens to be a serial killer. There's yet more to deal with when the house is transported back in time.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 7 - Fockin Mokky BokkaThe noisy neighbours downstairs are driving Donna and Gaz to despair. In a serious turn of events, Jonny at last gets a job. His new supervisor, Julie, is a hormonal hag from hell. Then when his boss tries to blackmail him into sexual intercourse it's back to the small ads in Jobs North West for Jonny.
Cold Feet
Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 4Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Rachel Riley, David O'Doherty, Louie Spence and Joe Lycett.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 8 - Jammy DodgersAfter making him wait for a month, Louise finally agrees to have sex with David, or rather, lets him, "enter the sacred passage del passion." She is horrified to find that David is an unstoppable sex machine.
Impractical Jokers
Show in which four comedians dare each other as they take part in 'unbelievably awkward scenarios', all recorded by hidden cameras.
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 4, Episode 2Clive Anderson talks about baldness, Henning Wehn looks at Winston Churchill, Fi Glover discusses urine and Dom Joly chats about dwarves.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 3, Episode 4 - JealousWhen Edina's arch-rival Claudia Bing beats her to a coveted Public Relations award set up by Edina herself, she is left fuming. Unfortunately a missing speech sends her comeback plans awry, and she rants against her own industry in frustration.
The IT Crowd
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Graham Linehan sitcom.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 8, Episode 5David Walliams, Reginald D Hunter, Yvette Fielding and property expert Phil Spencer talk about Michael Jackson, the heatwave, the Queen and much more.
Alfie
Michael Caine stars as Alfie Elkins, a shallow and amoral sexual hedonist whose amorous adventures eventually lead only to his own loneliness.
Impractical Jokers
Show in which four comedians dare each other as they take part in 'unbelievably awkward scenarios', all recorded by hidden cameras.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Lollipop Man ComethTom has a part in a small local theatre production, which has somehow attracted Tom Cruise to the lead role. Preparing for the premiere performance in his dressing room stress levels begin to rise, and with a little of Linda's mis-assistance, his make-up takes a turn for the bizarre.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
Fake Reaction
Series 2, Episode 5Guests facing toe sucking, scary noise dancing, smelly sumo pants and a penguin-fed platter are Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona, TV presenter Matt Johnson, Made in Chelsea's Cheska Hull and comedian Patrick Monahan.
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 10Dara O'Briain and the regulars give another week a thorough going over with guests Ed Byrne, Stewart Francis and Adam Hills.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 11 - WartimeIn this show, topics include Karl's thoughts on the importance of historic artefacts and how his book will be viewed in the future. Plus, the meaning of popular wartime expressions and what life must be like for a soldier's spouse.
The T-Boy Show
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Friend From Back HomeT-Boy's friend turns up from Nigeria. How can he keep up the lie that he is living in a penthouse?
Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 10 - Under The DuvetRex, Bad Bob and Wendy are trapped in a jungle under their duvet, before ending up at Aunty Brenda's University of Love. Meanwhile, Vince falls in love with a hoover. Guest starring Pam Ayres.
Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 5 - Bob's International Hiccup CentreWhen Bad Bob loses his comic talent, he uses this ability to permanently cure people's hiccups. He sets up a centre in Blackpool, much to the anger of Doctor Dogg.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 3 - CheersDarryl and Chris are finally released; whilst Chris is immediately run over, Darryl is left unamused by the changes in Sharon's life. And after a night out with the boys, she's distraught to find a massive wadge of cash in his pocket...
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 3The Pythons reveal the 'The Sordid Personal Bits', as they discuss their unwanted celebrity status, member Graham Chapman, BBC censorship and the departure of John Cleese.
Absolute Power
Series 3, Episode 2 - Big BrotherCharles enters the world of showbiz when he finds himself representing the latest 'star' from Big Brother.