Schedule Saturday 21st June 2014

2point4 Children

Finally enjoying their Floridian holiday, the Porters find themselves suddenly caught in the path of Hurricane Bill. Fleeing to Miami in a bid for safety, could their dream holiday be their last?

Just Good Friends

It's been six months since Vince and Penny's last meeting and their return engagement in a wine bar is witnessed by a dumbstruck Daphne. Gina is playing the wounded wife in front of Vince's parents and manipulating information to give to her solicitor for the divorce settlement. Meanwhile, Vince offers Penny's dad, Norman, a job in his new wine importing company.

Sooty

When Richard is put in charge of Mr. Slater's five star restaurant, his first customer demands fresh fish. Can Fishermen Sooty and Sweep come to Richard's rescue, or will they catch more than they bargained for? Guest starring Caroline Quentin.

Just Good Friends

It's the day of the divorce and Gina is about to acquire most of her husband's businesses. Vince also has problems with his scrap metal firm when he learns that the United Nations are to investigate the sale of 6, supposedly scrap, German tanks to Luanda. The day can only get better, surely?

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

'Allo 'Allo!

Quiet, unassuming café owner René Artois is perfectly happy to pander to the whims of the occupying forces and wait out the war without any fuss: unfortunately for him, the French Resistance have other ideas for him and his business. Namely, a safe-house for stranded British airmen!

Birds Of A Feather

The police want to use Tracey and Sharon's home for a surveillance operation.

DNN

Gary Ogden has lost his favourite spoon, Kelly Fornia learns to act with Warwick Davis, Bea Rhodes visits an airport for the travel news, and weatherwoman Davina Wave is asked to take elocution lessons.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Compo, Clegg and Blamire take a trip to the barbers, followed by a visit to the café where they witness one of Ivy and Sid's many rows. Compo later discovers that he's left his house key in the library, but the librarian is nowhere to be seen.

Carry On Sergeant

The first Carry On film. Sergeant Grimshawe is desperate to win the award for best troop before he retires.

Youngers

While Ashley appears to be solely focused on Bangs, whose track has gone big, Davina is devoting all her time to Mar-Lon. Yemi is totally caught up with Abena, so Jay decides to take matters into his own hands.

The Darling Buds Of May

Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

The Darling Buds Of May

Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

Blackadder

Arriving late for the Battle of Bosworth Field, Edmund Plantagenet, the Duke of Edinburgh, mistakenly beheads his uncle, King Richard III. With his father now King, the weasely Prince re-christens himself 'The Black Adder'.

Seann Walsh World

Seann Walsh looks at the weirdest kiss of all time, internet video-dating, and Sam Sadler talks 'bid-bops'.

One Foot In The Grave

Replaced at work by a box, Victor embarks on his enforced retirement but finds it exasperatingly difficult to adapt to his directionless new existence. As he struggles without his security guard job, he begins magnifying mundane aspects of everyday life into major dramas.

Seann Walsh World

The biggest spider ever, laddish banter, money saving with Roy, and internet 'sexperts' feature this week.

My Phone Genie

Jaz's phone breaks and results in her being sent an older model with a much older Genie. Nobody ever reads the manual!

Only Fools And Horses

After flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job?

Strange Hill High

It's Valentine's Day and while attempting to sabotage Abercrombie's zero tolerance to romance, the trio discover a portal to the inside the head's head. What at first seems like the best thing ever soon turns into a nightmare as the bullies gain control of the headmaster. The only way to stop them is to test the old adage - the heart rules the head.

The News Quiz

Sandi Toksvig tries to make sense out of the news and Jeremy Hardy, Holly Walsh, Romesh Ranganathan and Susan Calman. Corrie Corfield brings a touch of class to the cuttings.

4 O'Clock Club

Nathan gets lumbered with running the School Council - and drags Josh in to teach him about responsibility. But instead, Josh uses his new powers to try to change the rules to his own advantage.

The Loser's World Cup

The second semi-final of the show features Canada, Northern Ireland, India and Poland.

Miranda

After an impromptu 'date' is planned with long-term crush Gary Preston, Miranda decides to take a trip to the new 'bespoke' clothing store, Transformers, to pick an outfit guaranteed to stop people calling her sir to her face.

The Vicar Of Dibley

Following the death of the ancient Reverend Pottle, the inhabitants of rural backwater Dibley are looking forward to a younger, more mentally capable ecclesiastical figure. However, they'd be less surprised to see Mr Blobby popping up in their pulpit than the buxom Geraldine Granger - a female vicar!

Dad's Army

Hodges challenges the Home Guard to a game of cricket, but what Mainwaring does not know is that Hodges is getting a professional to play for the ARP. Although Hodges might not need the ringer, if Mainwaring's poor skills are anything to go by.

'Allo 'Allo!

Quiet, unassuming café owner René Artois is perfectly happy to pander to the whims of the occupying forces and wait out the war without any fuss: unfortunately for him, the French Resistance have other ideas for him and his business. Namely, a safe-house for stranded British airmen!

The Navy Lark

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

Fool Britannia

ITV hidden camera sketch show created by and starring Trigger Happy TV star Dom Joly. Pranks are carried out around the country.

Bottom Knocker Street

The kids deliver yet another petition to Town Hall for the creation of a city farm. How will Councillor Cowdrey obstruct them this time?

Last Of The Summer Wine

Compo, Clegg and Blamire take a trip to the barbers, followed by a visit to the café where they witness one of Ivy and Sid's many rows. Compo later discovers that he's left his house key in the library, but the librarian is nowhere to be seen.

Bottom Knocker Street

A cake baking competition could save the world. No, it really could!

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

Carry On Sergeant

The first Carry On film. Sergeant Grimshawe is desperate to win the award for best troop before he retires.

Birds Of A Feather

A selection of episodes from the sixth series ofthe sitcom starring Lesley Joseph, Pauline Quirke and Linda Robson.

Seann Walsh World

Seann Walsh looks at the weirdest kiss of all time, internet video-dating, and Sam Sadler talks 'bid-bops'.

My Phone Genie

Jaz's phone breaks and results in her being sent an older model with a much older Genie. Nobody ever reads the manual!

Seann Walsh World

The biggest spider ever, laddish banter, money saving with Roy, and internet 'sexperts' feature this week.

Tom Wrigglesworth's Open Letters

Tom Wrigglesworth delivers an open letter to Ken Clarke MP and asks if compensation culture is actually directly opposed to the theory of evolution.

Blackadder

Arriving late for the Battle of Bosworth Field, Edmund Plantagenet, the Duke of Edinburgh, mistakenly beheads his uncle, King Richard III. With his father now King, the weasely Prince re-christens himself 'The Black Adder'.

DNN

Gary Ogden has lost his favourite spoon, Kelly Fornia learns to act with Warwick Davis, Bea Rhodes visits an airport for the travel news, and weatherwoman Davina Wave is asked to take elocution lessons.

One Foot In The Grave

Replaced at work by a box, Victor embarks on his enforced retirement but finds it exasperatingly difficult to adapt to his directionless new existence. As he struggles without his security guard job, he begins magnifying mundane aspects of everyday life into major dramas.

The Guessing Game

Lucy Porter and Rob Rouse join Clive Anderson and team captains Alex Horne and Susan Calman.

Only Fools And Horses

After flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job?

One Foot In The Grave

A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.

Comedy Controller

Boothby Graffoe picks his six favourite radio shows: The Goon Show, Round the Horne, Steptoe and Son, The Burkiss Way, The Big Booth and Hancock's Half Hour.

Meet The Adebanjos

A British-African sitcom following a larger-than-life father struggling to instil his old-fashioned African values in his reluctant British household.

Miranda

After an impromptu 'date' is planned with long-term crush Gary Preston, Miranda decides to take a trip to the new 'bespoke' clothing store, Transformers, to pick an outfit guaranteed to stop people calling her sir to her face.

Doc Martin

Bert Large's restaurant business is financial trouble. He can't even afford the food and drink for a charity event to raise money for Florence Dingle's cat sanctuary. Mrs Dingle is distraught. She desperately needs the money to continue to look after the cats and kittens in her care.

QI

With Ronni Ancona, Dave Gorman and Lee Mack.

The Vicar Of Dibley

Following the death of the ancient Reverend Pottle, the inhabitants of rural backwater Dibley are looking forward to a younger, more mentally capable ecclesiastical figure. However, they'd be less surprised to see Mr Blobby popping up in their pulpit than the buxom Geraldine Granger - a female vicar!

Gavin & Stacey

After being phone buddies for months Gavin and Stacey finally arrange a rendezvous.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 25th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.

Peep Show

Mark meets a student called April in a shoe shop and decides to return to see her again, but discovers that she has gone to university in Dartmouth.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Josie Long and Rob Beckett are the guests this week. Vic Reeves joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers again.

QI

With Chris Addison, Jack Dee and Rich Hall.

Spaced

After Daisy's party everyone has split and gone their separate ways. Sophie is going to America, Twist in Manchester and Marsha is selling the house and has gone AWOL. When Tim discovers that even Daisy is leaving town, Mike comes up with a bloody spectacular idea.

Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live

Jon Richardson introduces Josh Widdicombe, Shappi Khorsandi, Seann Walsh, Ed Byrne, Abandoman, Mark Watson, Russell Kane, Tom Stade and many more.

Absolutely Fabulous

Wealthy international public relations maven Edina Monsoon awakes hungover with one day to put together a major fashion show. Who should she turn to for help, and can she do it whilst off the booze?

The Catherine Tate Show

A selection of episodes from the third series of Catherine Tate's sketch series.

CTRL Freaks

Wannabe presenter Adam is challenged by the CTRL Freaks to host an excruciating interview with Scott Mills, while comedy geek Greg must take his comedy characters to the extreme.

Micky Flanagan's Out Out Tour

Television edit of the hit 2011 stand-up show The Out Out Tour Live, by East End comic Micky Flanagan.

Gimme Gimme Gimme

Linda and Tom wake up after a heavy night's drinking to find a half-dressed man in their kitchen. Neither recall anything about the evening, nor can find any evidence of having done the deed - but equally, neither can accept the possibility that they didn't but the other did. Just who is this man?

Mock The Week

Mock The Week celebrates its 100th episode, with guests Milton Jones, Ava Vidal and Mark Watson.

The Mark Steel Solution

The comedian has more radical advice for his fellow man - get yourself a boyfriend.

Mr. Sloane

Jeremy's career has hit an all-time low. He has now resorted to standing at a market stall dressed as a pig.

Not Going Out

Lee tries to find his serious side by going on a date with an author.

The Mrs Merton Show

Tonight's guests are comedian Steve Coogan, magical assistant Debbie McGee, athlete Kriss Akabusi and Britain's tallest man. Hooky and the Boys supply the music.

Russell Howard's Good News

Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

The Jason Byrne Show

Jason Byrne casts a comedic eye over the fertile territory of "misery and happiness".

Have I Got News For You

Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Victoria Coren and Conrad Black.

Gimme Gimme Gimme

Linda and Tom wake up after a heavy night's drinking to find a half-dressed man in their kitchen. Neither recall anything about the evening, nor can find any evidence of having done the deed - but equally, neither can accept the possibility that they didn't but the other did. Just who is this man?

Alex Zane's Funny Rotten Scoundrels

Alex Zane introduces more stand-up from London's Century Club. Featuring Kerry Godliman, Dan Schrieber and Rhys James.

Jimmy Carr: Stand Up

Jimmy Carr's second live DVD, recorded in 2005 at London's Bloomsbury Theatre, presented for TV audiences.

Game On

Mandy is asked by novelist Ron Grimshaw to help him research his next book. It transpires that he's more interested in researching Mandy.

Back in the flat, Matt arranges for a rather special birthday present for Martin.

The Nick Revell Show

Episode 2.1, Homeless: The writer and his talking geraniums outstay their welcome at Craig and Shona's place.

The Masterson Inheritance

The award-winning improvised comedy series returns with a story of intrigue, terror, tyrants and togas set in ancient Rome.

QI

With Ronni Ancona, Dave Gorman and Lee Mack.

Early Doors

Temporary traffic lights and the build up of cigarette butts in the urinals cause problems in The Grapes.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

A selection of four episodes of the long-running BBC Three sitcom.

Smack The Pony

Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.

Friday Night Dinner

It's finally happened: Adam is bringing a girl home for dinner.

Gavin & Stacey

After being phone buddies for months Gavin and Stacey finally arrange a rendezvous.

Smack The Pony

Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.

The Inbetweeners

A selection of episodes from the second series of the E4 sitcom.

Absolutely Fabulous

Wealthy international public relations maven Edina Monsoon awakes hungover with one day to put together a major fashion show. Who should she turn to for help, and can she do it whilst off the booze?

Spaced

After Daisy's party everyone has split and gone their separate ways. Sophie is going to America, Twist in Manchester and Marsha is selling the house and has gone AWOL. When Tim discovers that even Daisy is leaving town, Mike comes up with a bloody spectacular idea.

Not Going Out

Lee tries to find his serious side by going on a date with an author.

Gimme Gimme Gimme

Linda and Tom wake up after a heavy night's drinking to find a half-dressed man in their kitchen. Neither recall anything about the evening, nor can find any evidence of having done the deed - but equally, neither can accept the possibility that they didn't but the other did. Just who is this man?

Badults

When 'Carabine Promotions Annual Charity Fundraiser Fun Run Run for Charity' comes around, the whole of Carabine's staff take to the country park wearing lycra to raise money for homeless people.

The Ricky Gervais Show

A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated podcasts.

Mock The Week

Mock The Week celebrates its 100th episode, with guests Milton Jones, Ava Vidal and Mark Watson.

Early Doors

Temporary traffic lights and the build up of cigarette butts in the urinals cause problems in The Grapes.

Russell Howard's Good News

Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

Have I Got News For You

Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Victoria Coren and Conrad Black.

Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live

Jon Richardson introduces Josh Widdicombe, Shappi Khorsandi, Seann Walsh, Ed Byrne, Abandoman, Mark Watson, Russell Kane, Tom Stade and many more.

Birds Of A Feather

When Dorien starts bulk buying in chain stores, Sharon and Tracey feel that drastic measures are called for.

Tom Wrigglesworth's Open Letters

Tom Wrigglesworth delivers an open letter to Ken Clarke MP and asks if compensation culture is actually directly opposed to the theory of evolution.