Schedule Friday 13th June 2014
Deadheading
Episode 5Events draw to a climax in the traditional mode of the detective story. As the suspense builds, what, we ask ourselves, is that unfamiliar sound? Is it a mating cry? An alarm call?
Polyoaks
Series 3, Episode 2 - For The RecordsThe staff at Polyoaks wrestle with the issue of data sharing and giving the patients more control over their records.
Boj
Episode 20 - Carry On CarrotMrs Woof is making her big soup but is missing Mr Cloppity's carrots, as his crop has failed. Boj and his buddies discover a giant carrot growing amongst the tiddlers but it is too big to deliver to the diner... until Boj gets boj-ing and finds a way to combine all of his friends' ideas to lift it, push it and roll it along.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 8 - The Last Surviving Maurice Chevalier ImpressionCompo realises that he must become a celebrity if he is going to impress Nora Batty.
The Loser's World Cup
Episode 1 - Semi-Final 1Wales, Scotland, Sweden and Eire compete in the first semi-final.
The News Quiz
Series 84, Episode 2Sandi Toksvig and Jeremy Hardy are joined by Lucy Porter, Samira Ahmed and Bob Mills.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the third series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
John Bishop's Only Joking
Episode 2The Bish takes to the stage and he's only too happy to share the spotlight. As well as experienced comics Jason Byrne, Jimmy Cricket and Roger Monkhouse, he's joined by a pick'n'mix of celebrity guests that includes Davina McCall, Masterchef's Gregg Wallace and politician-turned-TV regular Ann Widdecombe.
The Royle Family
Christmas Special - The Golden Egg CupThere's a new buzz in the Royle family household as it is a special time for Jim and Barbara and a celebration (including Twiglets and scotch eggs) is planned.
Mr. Sloane
Episode 4Jeremy breaks out of his comfort zone by joining Robin at a trendy nightclub, but not before he's given a pair of school bullies a taste of their own medicine.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 2Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Freddie Flintoff and Rhod Gilbert. Henning Wehn joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.
Benidorm
Series 4, Episode 1Gavin has a new holiday companion; The Garveys can't find Madge, but do find Cilla Black; Mateo is introduced to his new colleague Les (aka Lesley); whilst Les's son Liam tries to spend time with girls Natalie and Sam.
The Fast Show Special
Episode 2Swiss Toni holds forth on bicycles, foreign TV station Channel 9 attempts to fit three hours of news into 30 seconds, eco-warrior Dave Angel is not happy about the breakfast arrangements on his recent eco summit in Helsinki, and Bob Fleming and Jed Thomas go on their own version of The Trip.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 1Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison return for a new series of the topical show. Micky Flanagan, Nathan Caton and Greg Davies are the guests.
Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 3, Highlights Special - Best BitsThe show contains clips featuring Rita Ora, Alexa Chung, Abbey Clancy, The Vamps, Daisy Lowe, Foxes, Marvin Humes, Example and a whole host of top stand-up comedians.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 12, Episode 12 - Pharrell Williams, Cher Lloyd, Phillip Schofield, Nicole ScherzingerPharrell Williams chats about his latest single, singer Cher Lloyd joins Alan to talk about her latest single, and Phillip Schofield chats about his new All Star Mr and Mrs show, while music is from Nicole Scherzinger performs Your Love.
A League Of Their Own
Series 4, Episode 6Former Man Utd star Gary Neville and comedian David Walliams throw themselves into the thick of the action, from toe-wrestling to a spot of eco-friendly go-kart racing.
The Royle Family
Christmas Special - Barbara's Old RingIt's beginning to look a lot like Christmas at the Royles' and Barbara's gone overboard with the presents. "If you can't spoil your family at Christmas, when can you?" she asks, having spent a whole two hours in Poundland.
Have I Got News For You
Series 45, Episode 6Jo Brand hosts the topical quiz, with guest panellists John Cooper Clarke and Michael Fabricant joining Ian and Paul.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 15, Episode 11 - Samuel L Jackson, Keira Knightley, Jenson Button, KasabianSamuel L Jackson confirms he is not in the next Star Wars movie, Keira Knightley says she is a bit of a scruff, Jenson Button - via phone - reveals why he's not appearing on the sofa this week, and Kasabian perform live in the studio.
The Football's On
Series 1, Episode 6Ian Stone and comedian Doc Brown are joined by Josh Widdicombe.
Celebrity Juice
Series 5, Episode 14Joining the panel this week is Boyzone heartthrob Shane Lynch, fellow Boyzone band mate and Coronation Street star Keith Duffy and pop legend Lulu. With Keith Lemon, Fearne Cotton, Rufus Hound and guest team captain Chris Moyles.
Uncle
Series 1, Episode 4 - FavouritesErrol's paternal grandmother is hosting a family luncheon and Sam ropes Andy into coming along for moral support.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 4 - Hole In The SkyMargaret's in for a number of shocks as Victor helps a young Dutch girl to get back on her feet and a pair of eccentric builders arrive to embark on a loft conversion.