Schedule Monday 9th June 2014
6am
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Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
6am
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Second Thoughts
Series 1, Episode 3 - Night of MovesBill and Faith plan to spend their first night of passion under Faith's roof.
6:30am
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To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 7Hartley's death re-opens the chasm in Richard's finances, and the manor is once again under the hammer. A saviour could still be at hand, but what does the future hold for Grantleigh - not to mention Audrey, Richard and Mrs Poo?
7am
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As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Anniversary PartyJean and Lionel are now officially engaged, and relationships are brought to the fore at Stephen and Penny's anniversary party.
7am
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Fat Chance
Episode 2 - Celebrity SquareGraham becomes Tina Tattersall's escort for the night in a bid to make her errant husband jealous - and the rest of the slimming club have some surprising news.
7:30am
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Just A Minute
Series 69, Episode 3Paul Merton, Kevin Eldon, Joe Lycett and Sheila Hancock try to talk on a variety of subjects for 60 seconds without hesitation, repetition or deviation.
7:40am
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Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 5 - Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs, DownstairsAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
8am
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Listen To Les
Episode 13: Les Dawson has holiday tales to tell, and we hear from an unusual agony uncle.
8:20am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 5 - Richard's New HobbyHyacinth, realising that Richard is bored with early retirement, suggests he take up film-making as a hobby. It quickly backfires!
8:30am
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The Navy Lark
Series 10, Episode 12 - The Portsmouth KioskClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
9am
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When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 6 - It Was A Dark And Stormy NightDolores rashly plunges into an oral history project and reveals the yawning chasms dividing the Hoppers.
9:30am
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Life: An Idiot's Guide
Series 2, Episode 5 - Midlife CrisisStephen K Amos and comedian guests Fred MacAulay, Angela Barnes and Greg Proops compile an Idiot's Guide to having your midlife crisis.
10:10am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Wendy HouseSoo has lost her favourite necklace. Sooty and Sweep want to cheer her up so they decide to decorate her old wendy house.
10:45am15 min
11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 6 - Getting Barry Higher In The WorldA child's kite prompts Seymour to show how simple it is to make one.
11:25am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Smelly FarmerThe Farmer's personal hygiene leaves much to be desired. Shaun, Bitzer and the flock decide action is needed - and set about giving the Farmer a full-service wash.
11:30am30 min
Dave Podmore
Episode 1 - Who Does Dave Podmore Think He Is?Cricket is 1,000 years old, and England anti-hero Dave Podmore wants a piece of the glory. Can he trace his dodgy family tree back a millennium and get a primetime slot on BBC One?
11:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 7 - Three Men And A MangleAn invitation into Nora Batty's bedroom turns out to be a moving experience for Compo and one which Seymour won't easily forget.
12pm
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Listen To Les
Episode 13: Les Dawson has holiday tales to tell, and we hear from an unusual agony uncle.
12:20pm
(repeat)
Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
12:30pm
(repeat)
The Navy Lark
Series 10, Episode 12 - The Portsmouth KioskClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
1pm
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Roy
Series 2, Episode 12 - Uncle TroyRather than confess to Hammond that he scared off a substitute teacher, Roy pretends to be his uncle, teacher Troy O'Brien. He maintains the facade but Miss Sheringham is suspicious. Can she prove Roy and Troy are the same person?
2pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 2 - BangIt's an explosive time in Chigwell, with upheavals for Sharon, Tracey and Dorien.
2:40pm
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Terry & June
Series 1, Episode 2 - On The MoveWhen it comes to moving house, Terry once again bites off more than he can chew.
3pm
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To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 7Hartley's death re-opens the chasm in Richard's finances, and the manor is once again under the hammer. A saviour could still be at hand, but what does the future hold for Grantleigh - not to mention Audrey, Richard and Mrs Poo?
3:15pm
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 12 - The Magic ShowA broken wand forces Sooty to halt his magic show. With Sweep stuck in the sawing-in-half box and Richard transformed into a chicken, Sooty must put things right if he's going to impress Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee.
3:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 6Hyacinth quite enjoys a family christening - except when it's Daisy's family!
3:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Anniversary PartyJean and Lionel are now officially engaged, and relationships are brought to the fore at Stephen and Penny's anniversary party.
3:50pm10 min
Boj
Episode 16 - Sneezy SnufferoosMr Cloppity is hanging out yoghurt pots on string over his seeds to keep the birds away, but where are Boj's friends? They are all ill. As they can't come out to play, Boj uses Mr Cloppity's bird scarer to create chatty-pots so all his house-bound buddies can still talk together.
4:15pm
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Second Thoughts
Series 1, Episode 3 - Night of MovesBill and Faith plan to spend their first night of passion under Faith's roof.
4:20pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 5 - Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs, DownstairsAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
4:45pm
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
4:50pm
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Home To Roost
Series 1, Episode 6 - Small ChangeLike all young people Matthew is desperate for money, but his father refuses to support him in his chosen career as a guitarist. Instead he insists that he visits the job centre...
5pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 5 - Richard's New HobbyHyacinth, realising that Richard is bored with early retirement, suggests he take up film-making as a hobby. It quickly backfires!
5pm
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Like They've Never Been Gone
Episode 3: Management and publicity problems plague the return of duo Tommy and Sheila.
5:20pm
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Man About The House
Series 2, Episode 5 - Two Foot Two, Eyes Of BlueChrissy and Robin take Jo's place babysitting for a neighbour when she manages to double book herself, arranging a date on the same evening. Could romance finally blossom?
5:30pm
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Fat Chance
Episode 2 - Celebrity SquareGraham becomes Tina Tattersall's escort for the night in a bid to make her errant husband jealous - and the rest of the slimming club have some surprising news.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 6 - Getting Barry Higher In The WorldA child's kite prompts Seymour to show how simple it is to make one.
5:55pm10 min
5:55pm10 min
6pm
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Trigger Happy TV
Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
6pm
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When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 6 - It Was A Dark And Stormy NightDolores rashly plunges into an oral history project and reveals the yawning chasms dividing the Hoppers.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 7 - Three Men And A MangleAn invitation into Nora Batty's bedroom turns out to be a moving experience for Compo and one which Seymour won't easily forget.
6:30pm30 min
Just A Minute
Series 69, Episode 4Jenny Eclair, Julian Clary, Vanessa Feltz and Paul Merton try to talk on a variety of subjects for 60 seconds.
7pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
7pm
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Terry & June
Series 1, Episode 2 - On The MoveWhen it comes to moving house, Terry once again bites off more than he can chew.
7pm
(repeat)
Listen To Les
Episode 13: Les Dawson has holiday tales to tell, and we hear from an unusual agony uncle.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
7:30pm
(repeat)
The Navy Lark
Series 10, Episode 12 - The Portsmouth KioskClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
7:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 2 - The PsychotherapistJean has been behaving increasingly strangely of late: triple-checking the girls' work, fussing over clients, and regularly quiet and moody at home. Then there's the furtive visit to Harley Street...
8pm
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Miranda
Series 1, Episode 5 - ExcusePenny decides to throw a Pride And Prejudice party in a bid to introduce Miranda to some eligible young men.
8pm
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Meet The Adebanjos
A British-African sitcom following a larger-than-life father struggling to instil his old-fashioned African values in his reluctant British household.
8:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 6Hyacinth quite enjoys a family christening - except when it's Daisy's family!
8:40pm
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Miranda
Series 1, Episode 6 - DogThe discovery of a handsome stranger's lost wallet in the shop prompts one of Miranda and Stevie's infamous competitions.
9pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Tailor's DummyAfter a scathing newspaper article drives a legendary fashion designer to suicide, a man who can change his face in a split second attacks the author.
9pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 10, Episode 1Jack Dee, Jack Whitehall, Jamelia and Dr Christian Jessen from Embarrassing Bodies join Jimmy, Sean and Jason.
9pm
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 3 - BlackpoolMichael McIntyre continues his Comedy Roadshow with a visit to the Grand Theatre in Blackpool. Headlining is Liverpudlian comic John Bishop with guest turns from Justin Moorhouse, Miles Jupp and Terry Alderton.
9pm
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Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 10Ed Byrne joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle whilst Gina Yashere joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
9:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 3Stacey's getting used to being an 'Essex wife' but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped.
9:30pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 8James Corden oversees another bout between Redknapp and Flintoff. This week, funnyman Bob Mortimer joins the Blues and world champion diver Tom Daley plays for the Reds.
9:40pm
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Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 5Joining Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle is Rhod Gilbert and joining Russell Howard and Andy Parsons is Jo Caulfield.
9:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 5Krishnan Guru-Murthy, David O'Doherty, Jamelia and Paul Foot join Jimmy, Jon and Sean to look back at what has been a busy week for news.
10pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 4Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.
10pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 9 - Closing TimeThe gang struggle with problems as Janet tries to find a way to keep the pub open and Louise feels unwell - though Kelly thinks she recognises the symptoms. Jonny worries he has fallen in love with Gaz, and the arrival of Donna's brother causes chaos.
10pm
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Misfits
Series 2, Episode 5Nathan is violently killed again and he suspects that Jessica, a charity worker from the community centre, is to blame.
10pm
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Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 8 - For Love Or MoneyDesmond and Porkpie reform their old band, the Georgetown Dreamers, in hope of winning the cash prize in a local music competition sponsored by Michael's bank...
10pm30 min
Badults
Series 2, Episode 2 - NeighboursTom, Ben and Matthew venture across the hall for the first time to meet their neighbours.
10pm30 min
Tommy Tiernan's Open Mouth
Radio 2 stand-up show delivered by Tommy Tiernan.
10pm
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Just A Minute
Series 69, Episode 3Paul Merton, Kevin Eldon, Joe Lycett and Sheila Hancock try to talk on a variety of subjects for 60 seconds without hesitation, repetition or deviation.
10:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 6This week, TV presenter Davina McCall and comedian Dave Gorman join David's camp and compete against journalistic powerhouse Janet Street-Porter and funnyman Omid Djalili on Lee's team.
10:30pm30 min
The Blagger's Guide
2014 Specials - The Blagger's Guide To GuitarDavid Quantick presents the ultimate guide to one of the world's most popular instruments - the guitar.
10:30pm
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Life: An Idiot's Guide
Series 2, Episode 5 - Midlife CrisisStephen K Amos and comedian guests Fred MacAulay, Angela Barnes and Greg Proops compile an Idiot's Guide to having your midlife crisis.
10:35pm
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Benidorm
Series 3, Episode 6Swingers Donald and Jacqueline have a holiday visitor in the shape of Wink McAndrew who raises a few eyebrows amongst the holidaymakers.
10:40pm
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Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
10:40pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Special - When Janet Killed JonnyReports are circulating that The Archer is cursed, and Kelly mysteriously disappears. Nevertheless, when Jonny hatches a plan to sneak in for one last drink, the others all decide to join him. What follows is not for the timid.
10:40pm
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Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 3 - The Love BunkerSimon, Dobby's ex-boyfriend, invites Mark, Dobby, Jeremy and Superhans to join him and his friends for a paintballing weekend. Mark is convinced that Simon is using the weekend as a cover to get back with Dobby, and Jeremy is convinced he can life coach Neil, Simon's best friend.
11pm
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11pm45 min version
The News Quiz
Series 84, Episode 1Sandi Toksvig and Jeremy Hardy are joined by guest panellists Hugo Rifkind, Sara Pascoe and Elis James. Neil Sleat reads the news.
11pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 1Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Jonathan Ross and Roisin Conaty. David O'Doherty joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.
11:05pm
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Drifters
Series 1, Episode 5 - Friend Night StandLaura considers other options to Gary, while Bunny's new man seems he could be a total knob. Meg, meanwhile, has a new friend - but the girls think there's been a misunderstanding.
11:10pm
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Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 4 - Big Mad AndyMark employs a decorator, Andy, to repaint the kitchen, and Jeremy helps out by giving him free 'life-coaching' advice. Meanwhile, Mark enrols on a business studies evening course and meets Stephanie, an attractive older woman.
11:15pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 5, Episode 10Mel B, Vernon Kay, Louis Walsh and Scott Mills are this week's guests. Rufus Hound is Team Captain as Holly is away.
11:20pm
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The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 1 - BambiRealising that they've not washed their clothes since 1981, the housemates head to the laundrette. However, Neil's forgotten to tell them that they're expected on University Challenge.
11:30pm
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Mr. Sloane
Episode 3Robin pops to Jeremy's house for lunch and brings some brownies with her. While preparing the meal in the kitchen, an insatiable Jeremy starts snacking on Robin's treats.
11:35pm
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The Graham Norton Show
Series 15, Episode 10 - Mark Ruffalo, Amanda Holden, Michael Sheen, Ed SheeranMark Ruffalo says Hulk fans were disappointed in him, Amanda Holden reveals Simon Cowell is a changed man, Michael Sheen talks about his big break, and Ed Sheeran performs live in the studio.
11:40pm
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Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 10Ed Byrne joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle whilst Gina Yashere joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
11:40pm
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Drifters
Series 1, Episode 6 - Nineties NightMeg agrees to help mark out, DJing at a 1990s theme night. Meanwhile, Bunny and Laura get into a spot of bother after trying to raise rent money.
11:45pm
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Foley And McColl: The Interview
Episode 1, Rockall: The duo are set to tell all on the Parkinson show. But will anyone believe their stories?
Midnight
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Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Man ShowSophie tells Mark that her and Geoff are moving in together and that he thinks her and Mark should see less of each other.
Midnight
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Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 5 - Escape From VictoryOnce again, Ted's at war with Father Dick Byrne. This time, they've got rival teams in the All Priests Over 75 Indoor 5-A-Side Football Challenge, and Ted's star player has died. It looks like a forefeit is on the cards for Crilly.
12:05am
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The Graham Norton Show
Series 15, Episode 10 - Mark Ruffalo, Amanda Holden, Michael Sheen, Ed SheeranMark Ruffalo says Hulk fans were disappointed in him, Amanda Holden reveals Simon Cowell is a changed man, Michael Sheen talks about his big break, and Ed Sheeran performs live in the studio.
12:05am
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The Graham Norton Show
Series 15, Episode 10 - Mark Ruffalo, Amanda Holden, Michael Sheen, Ed SheeranMark Ruffalo says Hulk fans were disappointed in him, Amanda Holden reveals Simon Cowell is a changed man, Michael Sheen talks about his big break, and Ed Sheeran performs live in the studio.
12:05am
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Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 12, Episode 11 - Kevin Bridges, Carrie Fisher, Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, ExampleAward-winning funnyman Alan Carr's penultimate show in the current series welcomes comedian Kevin Bridges and Star Wars actress Carrie Fisher, stars of the new movie 22 Jump Street, Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill. Music is from Example who play their new single One More Day live in the studio.
12:10am
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The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 2 - CashNo one has any money, so - under Mike's instruction - Vyvyan begins stealing and chopping up everyone's possessions for firewood. When Vyvyan claims to be pregnant, Neil is forced to get a job, and joins the police!
12:20am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 9 - Closing TimeThe gang struggle with problems as Janet tries to find a way to keep the pub open and Louise feels unwell - though Kelly thinks she recognises the symptoms. Jonny worries he has fallen in love with Gaz, and the arrival of Donna's brother causes chaos.
12:20am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 5Joining Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle is Rhod Gilbert and joining Russell Howard and Andy Parsons is Jo Caulfield.
12:30am
(repeat)
Badults
Series 2, Episode 2 - NeighboursTom, Ben and Matthew venture across the hall for the first time to meet their neighbours.
12:35am
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Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 6 - Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The ArseFollowing his team's disqualification and the losing of the bet by proxy, Father Crilly must accept Byrne's forfeit - and kick Bishop Brennan up the arse.
12:40am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 9Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests Jimeoin, Joe Wilkinson, Nancy Dell'Olio and Greg Rutherford.
12:55am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 3Stacey's getting used to being an 'Essex wife' but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped.
1am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Special - When Janet Killed JonnyReports are circulating that The Archer is cursed, and Kelly mysteriously disappears. Nevertheless, when Jonny hatches a plan to sneak in for one last drink, the others all decide to join him. What follows is not for the timid.
1am
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Live At The Electric
Series 1, Episode 8WitTank delivers a touching scene of a father's last moments with his son; Jigsaw's Dan Antopolski hits the dating scene with his wingman; all-American Hari Kondabolu points out our British mistakes; all-female sketch group Lady Garden are on the hunt for some very vintage clothing; and Joe Wilkinson has an important fruity pitch to make.
1am
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When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 6 - It Was A Dark And Stormy NightDolores rashly plunges into an oral history project and reveals the yawning chasms dividing the Hoppers.
1:25am
(repeat)
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 4Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.
1:40am
(repeat)
Danny Bhoy Live
A TV broadcast of Scottish stand-up comedian Danny Bhoy's first DVD, filmed in 2010.
1:55am
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Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
2:20am
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Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
2:25am
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The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 1 - BambiRealising that they've not washed their clothes since 1981, the housemates head to the laundrette. However, Neil's forgotten to tell them that they're expected on University Challenge.
5am
(repeat)
Like They've Never Been Gone
Episode 3: Management and publicity problems plague the return of duo Tommy and Sheila.
5:30am
(repeat)
Fat Chance
Episode 2 - Celebrity SquareGraham becomes Tina Tattersall's escort for the night in a bid to make her errant husband jealous - and the rest of the slimming club have some surprising news.