Schedule Monday 2nd June 2014
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Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
Man About The House
Series 1, Episode 7 - No Children, No DogsThe flat's thrown into disarray when Robin's friend Larry leaves them with a puppy. With Mr. Roper strictly prohibiting all animals, the trio struggle to keep their new flatmate under wraps.
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 3Audrey gets a good taste of normal life when some unpaid bills catch up with her, and the local garage confiscates her Rolls. Forced to take a job, she finds a position managing Mrs Proctor's stables and riding school. Meanwhile, Richard's finally bought the helicopter he's been talking about...
As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 1 - A House Full Of WomenLionel increasingly feels he's living in David's house, and Sandy leaves Nick for good so Judith invites her to stay. The change of circumstances bring living arrangements to the front of everyone's minds.
Fat Chance
Episode 1 - Weigh In With WendyGraham joins the members of a slimming club run by Wendy Bottomley.
Just A Minute
Series 69, Episode 2Gyles Brandreth, Shappi Khorsandi, Patrick Kielty and Paul Sinha attempt to talk for 60 seconds without hesitation, repetition or deviation.
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 7 - The Desperate HoursAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Listen To Les
Episode 12: Les Dawson and friends end up in a Southfork soap, and a version of "Whispering Grass" by the Ink Splots.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 10Hyacinth's plan to take Daddy on a picnic backfires spectacularly when he takes Richard's car for a ride.
The Navy Lark
Series 10, Episode 11 - The Padre's BirthdayClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 7, Episode 6Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 5 - Tangled WebWhenever people tell porkies, they seem to come to Sandy for help. But deceiving needs practice.
Life: An Idiot's Guide
Series 1, Episode 4 - Standing TallMaeve Higgins, Tom Allen and Phil Nichol join Stephen K Amos to offer a guide to standing tall.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 6 - Poorly SooSoo has had an accident on her roller-skates and needs to stay in bed. Luckily Sooty and Sweep are on hand to bake her a cake - but they only have eggshells and pepper! Can Richard come to the rescue?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 2 - The Heavily Reinforced BottomIn Seymour's opinion, what Compo urgently needs is some tough physical exercise to get himself back into peak condition, and there is no better way of achieving this than the ideal combination of Compo, a canal and a canoe.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 1 - ConesThe flock hear the enticing tunes of an ice cream van approaching and quickly hatch a plan to divert it into their field. While the driver seeks help, the flock have great fun with an endless supply of ice cream - but will they be able to cover their tracks before they're discovered?
Rudy's Rare Records
Series 3, Episode 3 - Redemption SongThanks to some dodgy paperwork, Adam and Rudy are faced with the prospect of losing the lease on their shop in less than a year. Inspired by Rudy's claim that Bob Marley once cited Rudy's Rare Records as having the best toilet facilities in Birmingham, they take extreme action.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 3 - Dried Dates And CodfanglersCompo discovers - too late - that the little black ball he has just tossed into Seymour's pond is of great sentimental value to him - particularly relating to one Nora Batty. But Seymour is more interested in demonstrating his new voice-activated, electronic door-lock.
Have I Got News For You
Series 38, Episode 2With guest host David Mitchell and panellists Grayson Perry and Ed Byrne.
Listen To Les
Episode 12: Les Dawson and friends end up in a Southfork soap, and a version of "Whispering Grass" by the Ink Splots.
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Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
The Navy Lark
Series 10, Episode 11 - The Padre's BirthdayClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Roy
Series 2, Episode 7 - A Crushing BlowIt's Valentine's Day and Roy starts to have very strange feelings whenever he's near Kathy. He goes green and queasy, has butterflies and hot and cold flushes, could he really be in love with his arch nemesis?
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 9 - Time And TidesSharon and Tracey help out Dorien because women "of a certain age" need careful handling.
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 3Audrey gets a good taste of normal life when some unpaid bills catch up with her, and the local garage confiscates her Rolls. Forced to take a job, she finds a position managing Mrs Proctor's stables and riding school. Meanwhile, Richard's finally bought the helicopter he's been talking about...
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Souvenir StallThe gang are opening a souvenir pottery stall at the park - but all the pottery gets smashed. Sooty tries to make some more with fresh clay but things don't quite go to plan.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 1Daddy is taken to hospital - quite inconvenient on the evening of Hyacinth's latest candle-lit supper.
As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 1 - A House Full Of WomenLionel increasingly feels he's living in David's house, and Sandy leaves Nick for good so Judith invites her to stay. The change of circumstances bring living arrangements to the front of everyone's minds.
Boj
Episode 11 - High Flying DryingIt is a very windy day - perfect for drying Pops's clothes but he's run out of washing line! Now how will he dry his clothes? And when Denzil's kite rips on a tree branch, Boj has two problems to solve. How are they going to fly a kite now? By using Pops's wet washing to make washy-kites! They'll be dry in no time.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 7, Episode 6Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Only When I Laugh
Series 4, Episode 6 - When Did You Last See Your Father?A dissolute old drunk turns up in the hospital looking for his son.
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 7 - The Desperate HoursAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Home To Roost
Series 1, Episode 1 - A New LifeHenry Willows was divorced seven years ago when his wife took up with another man, and apart from the daily visits of his cleaning lady he has grown used to living alone. The sudden arrival of 17-year-old Matthew, one of his three long-estranged children, disturbs the quiet, orderly running of the home.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 10Hyacinth's plan to take Daddy on a picnic backfires spectacularly when he takes Richard's car for a ride.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 1New host Rob Brydon joins regular team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack for the comedy panel show all about truths and lies. The panellists this week are Carol Vorderman, Larry Lamb, Jo Brand and Russell Howard.
Like They've Never Been Gone
Episode 2: It's singing duo Tommy and Sheila's comeback! They're on after the stripper.
Man About The House
Series 2, Episode 1 - While The Cat's AwayWhilst the Ropers visit a friend (much to George's disapproval) overnight, Robin, Chrissy and Jo take the chance to host a party in their flat. Robin and Chrissy have particular cause to hope the evening goes well.
Fat Chance
Episode 1 - Weigh In With WendyGraham joins the members of a slimming club run by Wendy Bottomley.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 2 - The Heavily Reinforced BottomIn Seymour's opinion, what Compo urgently needs is some tough physical exercise to get himself back into peak condition, and there is no better way of achieving this than the ideal combination of Compo, a canal and a canoe.
Trigger Happy TV
Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 5 - Tangled WebWhenever people tell porkies, they seem to come to Sandy for help. But deceiving needs practice.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 3 - Dried Dates And CodfanglersCompo discovers - too late - that the little black ball he has just tossed into Seymour's pond is of great sentimental value to him - particularly relating to one Nora Batty. But Seymour is more interested in demonstrating his new voice-activated, electronic door-lock.
Just A Minute
Series 69, Episode 3Paul Merton, Kevin Eldon, Joe Lycett and Sheila Hancock try to talk on a variety of subjects for 60 seconds without hesitation, repetition or deviation.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Listen To Les
Episode 12: Les Dawson and friends end up in a Southfork soap, and a version of "Whispering Grass" by the Ink Splots.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
The Navy Lark
Series 10, Episode 11 - The Padre's BirthdayClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
As Time Goes By
Series 5, Episode 5 - Broadcast PlansThe big day arrives: broadcast of Just Two People on American television. Alistair intends to Lionel and Jean to New York to watch it go out live; but how will it be received? Back in London, glumness sets in.
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 4 - HolidayMiranda decides she needs to be a bit reckless and wild and so decides to book a holiday at the local hotel down the road.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 1Daddy is taken to hospital - quite inconvenient on the evening of Hyacinth's latest candle-lit supper.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 1Newlyweds Gavin and Stacey return from honeymoon to a big welcome from both families. But Smithy seems none too happy with his best mate, and Nessa makes a confession that throws the whole evening into disarray.
Jonathan Creek
Series 4, Episode 2 - Angel HairA pop star's marriage is threatened by a ransom note - but how can the kidnapping be filmed before the victim is captured?
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 8Sean, Jon and Jimmy are joined by guests Denise Van Outen, Vernon Kay, Henning Wehn and Nick Helm.
Mock The Week
Series 3, Episode 6Adam Hills joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Meanwhile joining Andy Parsons is Mark Steel and Russell Howard.
Shaun Of The Dead
Zombie-filled romantic comedy. When zombies start to roam London, Shaun must kickstart himself into action to save those closest to him.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 2Devastated by the news that he's to become a father, Smithy goes AWOL.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 7The panel show may be past the midway point, but there are no signs of flagging. While Claudia Winkleman joins the Reds, comedian Dara O'Briain is picked for the Blues.
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 1Mark Watson is the panellist on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Over on the other side Russell Howard becomes a joint team captain with Andy Parsons. They're joined by David Mitchell this week.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 18 Out Of 10 Cats returns for a new series with a special extended edition. Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, David O'Doherty and Josh Widdicombe.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 1 - Speedycruise!Janet gets a job on a cruise ship, but it will mean leaving Jonny and Corinthian behind? Meanwhile Louise learns the truth about her parents, and Donna goes into business.
Misfits
Series 2, Episode 4Ollie, an environmental protester who has the power to teleport, starts his community service, but is he really destined to become part of the gang?
Hebburn
Series 1, Episode 6 - A Very Big DayIt's the day of the wedding. Whilst Pauline and Dot attempt to control events and Sarah's mother moans as ever, Jack, Joe and the boys head for a quick drink before the ceremony.
Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 3 - 'Old De Front Page AgainThe siege continues, with no immediate end in sight and Bob's obstinance hindering all reason. Will it all end peacefully, and without a shot being fired?
Badults
Series 2, Episode 1 - FootballIt's the big game and the Badults go to extraordinary lengths to see the match.
Just A Minute
Series 69, Episode 2Gyles Brandreth, Shappi Khorsandi, Patrick Kielty and Paul Sinha attempt to talk for 60 seconds without hesitation, repetition or deviation.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 1New host Rob Brydon joins regular team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack for the comedy panel show all about truths and lies. The panellists this week are Carol Vorderman, Larry Lamb, Jo Brand and Russell Howard.
Life: An Idiot's Guide
Series 1, Episode 4 - Standing TallMaeve Higgins, Tom Allen and Phil Nichol join Stephen K Amos to offer a guide to standing tall.
Benidorm
Series 3, Episode 5Gavin discovers that Troy is apparently cheating on him. The Oracle's tall tales get him in trouble with the police. Diana comes to help her recently conned son Martin but only succeeds in making him feel much, much worse. Mel and Madge end up taking to the stage at The Benidorm Palace.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 2 - GoblinsJanet gets a new job, but Donna's career is on the skids. Louise has a letter from her earth mother - but she can't open it. Jonny campaigns for baby changing facilities at the pub.
Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
Have I Got News For You
Series 47, Episode 9Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Victoria Coren Mitchell and Joe Wilkinson.
Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 1 - Jeremy TherapisedChannel 4's longest-running, award-winning sitcom returns for a new series.
The Now Show
Series 43, Episode 7Steve Punt and Jon Culshaw co-host in the week after UKIP won big in the Euro elections. With Jon Holmes, Pippa Evans, Andy Zaltzman and Mitch Benn.
Celebrity Juice
Series 5, Episode 5 - Up The Duff SpecialIt's the 'Up The Duff' special with Holly's team being made up solely of 'mums to be', with Emma Bunton and Myleene Klass joining in the fun. Fearne is joined by Italian Stallion chef Gino D'Acampo and regular comedian, Rufus Hound.
Drifters
Series 1, Episode 3 - Work ExperienceWhilst Laura suspects she's being cheated on and Bunny feels ignored, Meg gets an internship at local radio station Pennine Hits.
Have I Got News For You
Series 47, Episode 9Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Victoria Coren Mitchell and Joe Wilkinson.
The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 6 - FloodIt's raining cats and dogs - literally. Unfortunately, there's no food in the house and whilst trying to busy themselves, none of the housemates notice London flooding around them...
Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 2 - Business Secrets Of The PharaohsMark gets a lucky break when his book, Business Secrets of The Pharaohs, is accepted by a 'publisher'. And Jeremy, in an attempt to kick-start a career for himself, enrols on a life coaching course.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 15, Episode 9 - Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt, Charlize Theron, Seth MacFarlane, ColdplayTom Cruise doesn't rule out Top Gun II, Emily Blunt says working with Tom was overwhelming, Charlize Theron talks about her first movie and Seth MacFarlane discusses his many alter ego voices. Coldplay perform live in the studio.
Dan And Nick: The Wildebeest Years
Episode 7: Dan Freedma and Nick Romero's punfest, with a distraught Robin Wood turning 40 and The Archers goes sci-fi.
Mr. Sloane
Episode 2Things could be looking up for Jeremy when Robin agrees to let him fix her leaky tap.
Drifters
Series 1, Episode 4 - Dry RunBunny and Laura are astonished and appalled to find out that Meg hasn't had sex in almost a year. They convince her to go on a "dry run" with someone she doesn't really fancy that much.
Mock The Week
Series 3, Episode 6Adam Hills joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Meanwhile joining Andy Parsons is Mark Steel and Russell Howard.
Have I Got News For You
Series 47, Episode 9Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Victoria Coren Mitchell and Joe Wilkinson.
Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 6 - FuneralJeremy's uncle Ray, is dying in a hospice. Jeremy decides to deal with his uncle's death by taking advantage of Toni. Or at least he tries too. Meanwhile Mark finally gets Sophie on a date... at the funeral.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 15, Episode 9 - Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt, Charlize Theron, Seth MacFarlane, ColdplayTom Cruise doesn't rule out Top Gun II, Emily Blunt says working with Tom was overwhelming, Charlize Theron talks about her first movie and Seth MacFarlane discusses his many alter ego voices. Coldplay perform live in the studio.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 1Newlyweds Gavin and Stacey return from honeymoon to a big welcome from both families. But Smithy seems none too happy with his best mate, and Nessa makes a confession that throws the whole evening into disarray.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 1 - Speedycruise!Janet gets a job on a cruise ship, but it will mean leaving Jonny and Corinthian behind? Meanwhile Louise learns the truth about her parents, and Donna goes into business.
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 1Mark Watson is the panellist on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Over on the other side Russell Howard becomes a joint team captain with Andy Parsons. They're joined by David Mitchell this week.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 15, Episode 9 - Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt, Charlize Theron, Seth MacFarlane, ColdplayTom Cruise doesn't rule out Top Gun II, Emily Blunt says working with Tom was overwhelming, Charlize Theron talks about her first movie and Seth MacFarlane discusses his many alter ego voices. Coldplay perform live in the studio.
Badults
Series 2, Episode 1 - FootballIt's the big game and the Badults go to extraordinary lengths to see the match.
Fake Reaction
Series 1, Episode 8Matt Edmondson hosts the last in the series of the wacky comedy panel show. This week's guests are actress Roxanne Pallett, reality star Ollie Locke, Olympian Nicola Adams MBE, and comedian Tom Craine.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 2Devastated by the news that he's to become a father, Smithy goes AWOL.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 5Krishnan Guru-Murthy, David O'Doherty, Jamelia and Paul Foot join Jimmy, Jon and Sean to look back at what has been a busy week for news.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 2 - GoblinsJanet gets a new job, but Donna's career is on the skids. Louise has a letter from her earth mother - but she can't open it. Jonny campaigns for baby changing facilities at the pub.
Live At The Electric
Series 1, Episode 7Hari Kondabolu delivers his all-American views on British history; Jigsaw take part in a half-baked robbery; and Joe Wilkinson's timing is slightly off cue.
When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 5 - Tangled WebWhenever people tell porkies, they seem to come to Sandy for help. But deceiving needs practice.
Hebburn
Series 1, Episode 6 - A Very Big DayIt's the day of the wedding. Whilst Pauline and Dot attempt to control events and Sarah's mother moans as ever, Jack, Joe and the boys head for a quick drink before the ceremony.
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 3, Episode 4 - NorwichFrank is joined in Norwich by Chris Addison and Katy Brand.
Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
The Rob Brydon Show
Series 1, Episode 1Tonight, Rob chats to Little Britain star and old friend David Walliams. Rob also chats and jams with his hero, Sir Tom Jones, and champions rising star and stand-up comedian Tom Deacon.
The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 6 - FloodIt's raining cats and dogs - literally. Unfortunately, there's no food in the house and whilst trying to busy themselves, none of the housemates notice London flooding around them...
The Rob Brydon Show
Series 1, Episode 2Tonight, Rob Brydon's guest is fellow Gavin & Stacey cast member James Corden. There's also music and chat from super-cool Mark Ronson and stand-up comedy from the up-and-coming Carly Smallman.
Drifters
Series 1, Episode 3 - Work ExperienceWhilst Laura suspects she's being cheated on and Bunny feels ignored, Meg gets an internship at local radio station Pennine Hits.
Have I Got News For You
Series 38, Episode 2With guest host David Mitchell and panellists Grayson Perry and Ed Byrne.
Drifters
Series 1, Episode 4 - Dry RunBunny and Laura are astonished and appalled to find out that Meg hasn't had sex in almost a year. They convince her to go on a "dry run" with someone she doesn't really fancy that much.
Like They've Never Been Gone
Episode 2: It's singing duo Tommy and Sheila's comeback! They're on after the stripper.
Fat Chance
Episode 1 - Weigh In With WendyGraham joins the members of a slimming club run by Wendy Bottomley.