Schedule Friday 16th May 2014
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 9 - The ExpertBob and Thelma have had another argument and she has gone back to her mother. Bob turns to Terry for a shoulder to cry on and eventually agrees that he should stay calm and do nothing. But Bob is not a man to play it cool and is soon regretting his approach - especially when he can smell Thelma's cologne on Norman, his teddy bear.
Only When I Laugh
Series 3, Episode 5 - AccidentNorman witnesses an accident involving Dr. Thorpe. But will he testify to what he saw?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 9, Episode 3 - Dead Man MarchingStill believing René to be deceased, Nouvion puts on a procession of their hero's boots and beret. The man himself, meanwhile, is forced to hide in the local museum until he can be smuggled away to England.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 1 - We'll Always Have ParisLionel and Jean finally embark on their romantic holiday in Paris (only 38 years late). The dream turns sour when the heavens open and they find they are not alone in this lovers' paradise.
Smelling Of Roses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Leading A Merry DanceRosie's no expert on Russian folk music but when she's asked to promote The Gulbekistan Dance Ensemble, she's sure she'll be equal to the challenge...
Bird Island
Series 2, Episode 2Ben tests out a new coat, suitable for the cold climate and Jane celebrates her birthday.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 9 - Flash, Bang, WallopGary has to take drastic measures to make sure that a compromising photograph from the 1940s is not seen in the present day.
Don't Start
Series 2, Episode 2 - The ToenailFrank's attempts at recycling strike Kim as an unhealthy obsession with death.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 5.6, Men of Letters: Albert butts in on Harold's church magazine article.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 6Hyacinth quite enjoys a family christening - except when it's Daisy's family!
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 3, The Picture: The small-time crime writer and his wife have a clear-out to try and make some cash.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 6, Episode 6Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Desert Island Discs
Kirsty Young's castaway this week is Jack Dee.
Act Your Age
Series 2, Episode 6Team captains Jon Richardson, Lucy Porter and Roy Walker are joined by Hils Barker, Rufus Hound and Cannon & Ball.
Coming Alive
Episode 2.2, Just One Night: Terry and Sandra come to blows when his ex winds up staying at the community centre.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 24 - Disco Disco!Richard is looking forward to Mr Slater's disco, but - Sooty, Sweep and Soo are in charge. With no sound system and a broken smoke machine, Sooty has to call in some old friends to save the day. With special guest stars B*Witched.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 5 - No ParkingMr Bean takes his teddy to the cinema but has trouble finding a parking space.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 6, Episode 2 - Car And GarterIn order to enhance Sid's marital status, Foggy, Clegg and Compo put their minds to thinking of some way of giving him a daring and glamorous image in Ivy's eyes.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 6 - Bean's BountyA local archaeology dig inspires Mr Bean to go hunting for treasure.
Guests Are Like Fish
Episode 2Joan and Colin arrive to visit Jim and Anna at impossibly short notice.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Odd Dog MenA chance encounter with an unwilling and resentful dog-walker suggests to Foggy that this might just be the business opportunity he has been waiting for all his life. With the reluctant assistance of Compo and Clegg, he sets out to prove that 'walkies' could mean big money for them.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 3, Episode 5 - Air Steward Hancock: The Last Of The ManyHancock has seen it all - wartime dogfights, jumbo jets, cockpits with more buttons than Clapham switchboard...it's just he's never actually been in the air...
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 5Lee Mack is joined by former England cricketer Phil Tufnell and comedian Marcus Brigstocke, while David Mitchell partners Konnie Huq and Inbetweeners actor Greg Davies.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 5.6, Men of Letters: Albert butts in on Harold's church magazine article.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 9 - The ExpertBob and Thelma have had another argument and she has gone back to her mother. Bob turns to Terry for a shoulder to cry on and eventually agrees that he should stay calm and do nothing. But Bob is not a man to play it cool and is soon regretting his approach - especially when he can smell Thelma's cologne on Norman, his teddy bear.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 3, Episode 9 - The Lawyer: The Crown v Sidney JamesHancock is called in to defend petty criminal Sid James, but ends up in the dock himself. Can he get either - or both - of them off the hook?
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 3, The Picture: The small-time crime writer and his wife have a clear-out to try and make some cash.
Roy
Series 2, Episode 1 - Foot Fat FitRoy dreams of playing for the school football team, but fails to make the squad because he is unfit. He embarks on a crazy diet and exercise routine which has some even crazier side-effects. Will Roy succeed and join the team?
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 11 - SchoolingSharon joins the upper crust and is taken for a ride.
Brush Strokes
Series 4, Episode 1There's never a dull moment in Jacko's life - and he's in for surprises concerning his friends and workmates!
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 9, Episode 3 - Dead Man MarchingStill believing René to be deceased, Nouvion puts on a procession of their hero's boots and beret. The man himself, meanwhile, is forced to hide in the local museum until he can be smuggled away to England.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 25 - Panto PalaverWhen the actors for Mr Slater's pantomime don't turn up, Sooty, Sweep and Soo perform instead. Will The Wicked Bunny have Little Blue Riding Hood for his supper, or can Sooty the woodcutter come to her rescue?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 6 - An Apple And A DayClegg, Truly and Alvin are volunteered to go to take some old timers out for a day.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 1 - We'll Always Have ParisLionel and Jean finally embark on their romantic holiday in Paris (only 38 years late). The dream turns sour when the heavens open and they find they are not alone in this lovers' paradise.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 3 - Artful BeanMr Bean gets a real bug for painting. Then several bugs ... and flies and slugs and mice.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 6, Episode 6Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Only When I Laugh
Series 3, Episode 6 - Dear DiaryWhen Norman keeps a diary about life on the ward, everyone is anxious to get their hands on it.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 4 - The FlyMr Bean declares war when he finds a fly in his room, and searches for ever more outlandish weapons.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 9 - Flash, Bang, WallopGary has to take drastic measures to make sure that a compromising photograph from the 1940s is not seen in the present day.
Barbara
Series 2, Episode 3 - MumAfter "escaping" from her retirement home, Ted puts his mum, Queenie, up for a few days. Meanwhile, Martin lets Mike Burns - his station's lead anchor - stay in his spare room after he discovers his wife is having an affair.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 6Hyacinth quite enjoys a family christening - except when it's Daisy's family!
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 5Lee Mack is joined by former England cricketer Phil Tufnell and comedian Marcus Brigstocke, while David Mitchell partners Konnie Huq and Inbetweeners actor Greg Davies.
Second Holmes
Episode 5, The Case of the Neglected Farm: The grandsons of Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go to Dorset, where a wife is in danger.
Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 12Will Singalot infuriates Robin Hood with his constant singing and spoils his plans to dance with Maid Marion, in the news studio Arthur Sleep takes a nap, fitness enthusiast Keith Fitt starts a jumping jacks exercise craze and gets everyone to join in, and zany scientist Professor Muddles invents a no-dizzy helmet which doesn't quite work as planned.
Man About The House
Series 1, Episode 1 - Three's A CrowdFlatmates Chrissy and Jo are somewhat startled to find a man asleep in their bath, the morning after a party to say goodbye to newly-married third flatmate Eleanor. As it happens, the stranger, Robin, is new to London and looking for a place to live.
Smelling Of Roses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Leading A Merry DanceRosie's no expert on Russian folk music but when she's asked to promote The Gulbekistan Dance Ensemble, she's sure she'll be equal to the challenge...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 6, Episode 2 - Car And GarterIn order to enhance Sid's marital status, Foggy, Clegg and Compo put their minds to thinking of some way of giving him a daring and glamorous image in Ivy's eyes.
Act Your Age
Series 2, Episode 6Team captains Jon Richardson, Lucy Porter and Roy Walker are joined by Hils Barker, Rufus Hound and Cannon & Ball.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Odd Dog MenA chance encounter with an unwilling and resentful dog-walker suggests to Foggy that this might just be the business opportunity he has been waiting for all his life. With the reluctant assistance of Compo and Clegg, he sets out to prove that 'walkies' could mean big money for them.
Here Be Dragons
Series 1, Episode 2This episode may well include sugar obsession, convenient shopping and hippos.
The Now Show
Series 43, Episode 5From football to Eurovision, taxes, Twitter and something hidden in Game Of Thrones - Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis are joined by David Quantick, Nathan Caton, Mitch Benn and Pippa Evans for a comic look at some of the week's news.
Brush Strokes
Series 4, Episode 1There's never a dull moment in Jacko's life - and he's in for surprises concerning his friends and workmates!
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the second series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 5.6, Men of Letters: Albert butts in on Harold's church magazine article.
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 3, The Picture: The small-time crime writer and his wife have a clear-out to try and make some cash.
Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
The Royle Family
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom by and starring Caroline Aherne and Craig Cash.
Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the third series of the cornershop sitcom.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 3 - Jo Brand and Michael McIntyreComedian Jo Brand hosts, with special guest Michael McIntyre. In the firing line are Simon Cowell, Labiaplasties, football referees and flaming terrorists.
Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 1 - Dance ClassA trip to Rainbow Rhythms dance group has some surprising results for Mark, Jez and Sophie.
The Dafty Show
Sketch show pilot for London Live.
Have I Got News For You
Series 47, Episode 7Guest host Jo Brand is joined by guest panellists Kevin Bridges and Jacob Rees-Mogg MP.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 4It's round four and, while Flintoff's best mate and two-time Ashes winner Steve Harmison joins the Reds, Mock The Week's Dara O'Briain is picked for the Blues. Corden referees.
Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 12 - Sign Of The TimesDesmond has ordered a neon sign for the shop and Lee has got it for him at a bargain price.
Milton Jones - Live Universe Tour - Part One: Earth
TV broadcast of Milton Jones' first stand-up DVD.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Bird Island
Series 2, Episode 2Ben tests out a new coat, suitable for the cold climate and Jane celebrates her birthday.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 12, Episode 8 - Kylie Minogue, Ian McKellen, Nick GrimshawPop sensation Kylie Minogue who talks about her latest album and performs her single, I Was Gonna Cancel, live in the studio. Multi award-winning actor Sir Ian McKellen chats to Alan about his eagerly-awaited movie X-Men: Days of Future Past, and Radio 1 breakfast show presenter Nick Grimshaw gives the lowdown on Radio 1's Big Weekend festival.
Don't Start
Series 2, Episode 2 - The ToenailFrank's attempts at recycling strike Kim as an unhealthy obsession with death.
My Teenage Diary
Series 2, Episode 3 - Julian ClaryRufus Hound invites Julian Clary to read embarrassing extracts from his teenage diary.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 15, Episode 7 - Dawn French, Kirsten Dunst, Bear Grylls, Conchita Wurst, Sam SmithDawn French and Kirsten Dunst talk about kissing, Bear Grylls talks about near death experiences, Conchita Wurst reveals Elton John sent her flowers, and Sam Smith sings live in the studio.
Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 5Some good news for Melanie hurts Ken. Meanwhile, Phil and Nige own up to an error, Eddie and Joan are all dressed up for their anniversary and Jean's Maltesers are missing. Joe keeps a secret, is Duffy in for a taste of his own medicine?
Alex Zane's Funny Rotten Scoundrels
Episode 7Alex Zane presents Luisa Omielan, Eric Lampaert, and Paul McCaffrey.
The Football's On
Series 1, Episode 2Ian Stone looks back at the Premier League season with Doc Brown and Sean Lock.
The Mary Whitehouse Experience
Episode 4.1: Hugh Dennis, Steve Punt, Rob Newman and David Baddiel scrutinise horse racing and party conferences.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 5Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular talking points by Alex Jones, Tinchy Stryder, David O'Doherty and Katherine Ryan.
Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 6 - FundraiserWhen Abbey Grove falls into financial ruin, can Alfie come up with a plan to save the school?
Jimmy Carr: Stand Up
Jimmy Carr's second live DVD, recorded in 2005 at London's Bloomsbury Theatre, presented for TV audiences.
Have I Got News For You
Series 38, Episode 5Ian Hislop and Paul Merton again look at the week's news. With guest host Jack Dee and guest panellists Marcus Brigstocke and Rebecca Front.
Lionel Nimrod's Inexplicable World
Series 1, Episode 2 - CreationFree your life from philosophical anxieties in the second of the series that answers the questions other programmes dare not ask. Heretical, confusing, illogical, biased, and a laugh a minute.
Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 6It's the big day in The Grapes. The boys prepare for the Big Boys Beano with a hearty breakfast, while Melanie meets her real Dad. Back at The Grapes, Ken discovers who's been blocking the urinals!
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 1 - Jeremy At JLBAn increasing air of desperation surrounds Mark and Jeremy as they determine to enjoy their final days of freedom in credit crunch Croydon before Sophie's baby arrives.
Friday Night Dinner
Series 2, Episode 2 - Mr MorrisThe boys are excited: grandma is coming for dinner, and tonight she's bringing her new boyfriend.
Grass Roots
A mockumentary football show about the life and times of a lower league London club.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 12, Episode 7 - Lily Allen, Courtney Love, John Torode, Gregg WallaceJoining Alan for the seventh show of the series is pop star Lily Allen who chats and performs her latest single Our Time live in the studio. US rock star Courtney Love joins Alan to talk about her forthcoming UK tour and MasterChef hosts John Torode and Gregg Wallace talk to Alan about the upcoming final.
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 2 - The TestMark makes a final play for Dobby, the object of his desires.
The Royle Family
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom by and starring Caroline Aherne and Craig Cash.
The Midnight Beast
Series 2, Episode 6 - Quiz Night BeastJust as The Midnight Beast are finally settled into their new jobs at the Bingo Hall, owner Sylvia declares that she can't pay the rent.
Alan Partridge On Open Books With Martin Bryce
Culture spoof in which Alan Partridge is interviewed in front of a local book club about his passion for books.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 4Sarah Millican, Chris Ramsey, Patsy Kensit and adventurer Bear Grylls, assist in identifying the week's hottest topics.
The T-Boy Show
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Big DateT-Boy's auntie has a big date with a TV executive. T-Boy sees this as his chance to get to Hollywood. What could go wrong?
Act Your Age
Series 2, Episode 6Team captains Jon Richardson, Lucy Porter and Roy Walker are joined by Hils Barker, Rufus Hound and Cannon & Ball.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 11 - SchoolingSharon joins the upper crust and is taken for a ride.
Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 3, Episode 6The guests on the show this week are pop megastar Rita Ora, chart-topping rapper Example and stand-up comedians Romesh Ranganathan and Elis James.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 4 - Room 102Topics include Room 102, based on George Orwell's Room 101 from 1984; an idea for stopping overweight people from eating late-night snacks; and what Karl would take to a desert island.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 5Some good news for Melanie hurts Ken. Meanwhile, Phil and Nige own up to an error, Eddie and Joan are all dressed up for their anniversary and Jean's Maltesers are missing. Joe keeps a secret, is Duffy in for a taste of his own medicine?
Derek
Series 2, Episode 4Derek and the Broad Hill gang go on a trip to London Zoo. It's Derek's best day ever, meeting giraffes, penguins, aardvarks, and in Vicky's case, the man of her dreams. Throughout all the fun Hannah's caught off guard and must deal with the unexpected.
Milton Jones - Live Universe Tour - Part One: Earth
TV broadcast of Milton Jones' first stand-up DVD.
Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 6It's the big day in The Grapes. The boys prepare for the Big Boys Beano with a hearty breakfast, while Melanie meets her real Dad. Back at The Grapes, Ken discovers who's been blocking the urinals!
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 5Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular talking points by Alex Jones, Tinchy Stryder, David O'Doherty and Katherine Ryan.
Have I Got News For You
Series 38, Episode 5Ian Hislop and Paul Merton again look at the week's news. With guest host Jack Dee and guest panellists Marcus Brigstocke and Rebecca Front.
The Football's On
Series 1, Episode 2Ian Stone looks back at the Premier League season with Doc Brown and Sean Lock.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
Kerry
Comedy sketch show pilot starring Kerry Howard.
Second Holmes
Episode 5, The Case of the Neglected Farm: The grandsons of Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go to Dorset, where a wife is in danger.
Smelling Of Roses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Leading A Merry DanceRosie's no expert on Russian folk music but when she's asked to promote The Gulbekistan Dance Ensemble, she's sure she'll be equal to the challenge...