Schedule Wednesday 14th May 2014
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 7 - In Harm's WayBob is once again in plaster after putting his foot through the ceiling during Terry's DIY adventure. He feels he'll be safe from Terry's influence in the Out Patients department at the hospital. But who is that strange masked character who keeps aggravating his strained ligaments?
Chekhov: Comedy Shorts
Episode 3 - The Dangers Of TobaccoSteve Coogan plays Nyukhin, a brow-beaten husband of a domineering wife.
Only When I Laugh
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Right Honourable GentlemanAn MP concerned with the spiralling costs of the NHS is admitted for treatment, but refuses to sign a petition to save the hospital.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 9, Episode 1 - Gone With The WindmillHaving been double-crossed by Herr Flick, Gruber and the Colonel are looking for a way to un-desert. Madame Edith concocts a plot that will appear that they have been kidnapped. Unfortunately, the General fails to take the hint and René is forced to save the duo before they are blown up...
As Time Goes By
Series 2, Episode 6 - The CruiseJean's personal life has become the focal point of conversation between Judith and Sandy. Lionel offers Jean a free cruise, but her response is not what he'd imagined. Alistair has another bright idea for shaping Lionel's image ahead of the book launch.
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 3.5, Mixed Fortunes: Su prepares to take Jeremy home while Abraham prepares to talk to the press.
Isy Suttie's Love Letters
Series 2, Episode 2 - Rosa And MatthewThe tale of Rosa and Matthew, a hypnotherapist and an osteopath who find it difficult to express their feelings for each other.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 8 - Something FishieLife becomes explosive when Gary and Phoebe have to deal with a protection racket. Yvonne receives a rude surprise.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 6, Episode 4 - The PicnicAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 5Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy takes a toyboy and tries to encourage Onslow to become more ardent.
Albert And Me
Series 1, Episode 5 - Mind That BabySingle dad Bryan gets wrapped in red tape at the benefits office.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 6, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful
Episode 5: Ken Handley fancies a winter break, but can he escape the ad agency?
1835
Episode 1 - All At SeaAristocrat Belport and servant Ned are called up to serve on the unfortunate HMS Fortunate.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 22 - Wacky WashingSooty and the gang are running Mr Slater's laundrette! But when Sweep confuses red paint with washing powder, he's left in a bit of a spin. Will the football kit be clean in time for the match?
Chekhov: Comedy Shorts
Episode 3 - The Dangers Of TobaccoSteve Coogan plays Nyukhin, a brow-beaten husband of a domineering wife.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 44 - Egg And BeanMr Bean gets in a flap when a monster turns up in his cake mix. The good news is that the monster turns out to be a harmless baby bird. The bad news is that it grows into a huge stork and takes over Mr Bean's home! He tries to return it to the wild and finds that teaching it to fly makes his arms ache!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 4 - Spring FeverIn search of love, Compo hires a housekeeper from Bradford who has been widowed three times.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 43 - A Running BattleIt is the start of a Fun Run and Mr Bean lines up beside his deadly enemy - the fat bloke who stole his parking space. Fun Run or not, nothing will stop Mr Bean beating this man to the finishing post - even if he has to flag a cab!
When The Dog Dies
Series 4, Episode 1 - Gone In A FlashSandy's feeling bereft. His lodger has gone to live with her new man. And then his granddaughter Calais, with her parents away, gives a party which it seems hundreds of wild teenagers are going to crash. Can a lone granddad quell a major riot?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 5 - The New Mobile TrioClegg thinks that the time has come for him and his friends, Compo and Blamire, to get about a bit more - widen their horizons. With this in mind, they buy an old car. But Clegg is more imaginative than practical...
QI
Series E, Christmas Special - EmpireA Christmas special with Jo Brand, Bill Bailey and Sean Lock.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 3David Mitchell is joined by David O'Doherty and Katherine Parkinson, and Lee Mack is joined by Bill Turnbull and Louie Spence.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 6, Episode 4 - The PicnicAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 7 - In Harm's WayBob is once again in plaster after putting his foot through the ceiling during Terry's DIY adventure. He feels he'll be safe from Terry's influence in the Out Patients department at the hospital. But who is that strange masked character who keeps aggravating his strained ligaments?
Albert And Me
Series 1, Episode 5 - Mind That BabySingle dad Bryan gets wrapped in red tape at the benefits office.
Roy
Series 1, Episode 12 - Halo GoodbyeWaking up with a halo above his head, Roy realises that he has even less control over his body than he had imagined. Now how to be rid of this embarrassing illumination?
Brush Strokes
Series 3, Episode 5The threat of competition from Jacko's new decorating business starts to worry Lionel - especially when his staff begin to defect. Suddenly, however, he appears to have the upper hand - or does he?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 9, Episode 1 - Gone With The WindmillHaving been double-crossed by Herr Flick, Gruber and the Colonel are looking for a way to un-desert. Madame Edith concocts a plot that will appear that they have been kidnapped. Unfortunately, the General fails to take the hint and René is forced to save the duo before they are blown up...
Tony Hancock: The Live Broadcasts
Documentary looking back at Tony Hancock's career, through which many television programmes were broadcast live.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 23 - The Silent MovieWhen Sooty accidentally destroys one of Richard's old films, the gang decide to replace it with one they've made themselves. But will it be good enough to impress Mr Slater's grandchildren?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 4 - Happy Birthday Robin HoodWhen Billy celebrates his famous ancestor's birthday, Barry gets the wrong idea.
As Time Goes By
Series 2, Episode 6 - The CruiseJean's personal life has become the focal point of conversation between Judith and Sandy. Lionel offers Jean a free cruise, but her response is not what he'd imagined. Alistair has another bright idea for shaping Lionel's image ahead of the book launch.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 1 - In The WildMr Bean goes deep into the countryside in search of the perfect wildlife photograph.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 6, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Only When I Laugh
Series 3, Episode 4 - Postman's KnockAgony Aunt Clare Butterfield receives a letter from Worried of Ward 3, but her reply only confuses things...
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 2 - Missing TeddyBean tracks down the men responsible for kidnapping his teddy - only to find he is not their only captive!
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 8 - Something FishieLife becomes explosive when Gary and Phoebe have to deal with a protection racket. Yvonne receives a rude surprise.
Barbara
Series 2, Episode 1 - KidsAfter being kept awake all night by the baby's crying, Martin falls asleep on air and is given the sack. Meanwhile, Ted's had a mortality shock and is determined to "feel alive"; and Neil has finally got a girlfriend.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 5Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy takes a toyboy and tries to encourage Onslow to become more ardent.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 3David Mitchell is joined by David O'Doherty and Katherine Parkinson, and Lee Mack is joined by Bill Turnbull and Louie Spence.
DNN
Series 2, Episode 2There is a birthday in the studio, Nellie Osmond looks at the latest smart homes, and Davina Wave's record-breaking weather report has her hot under the collar.
After Henry
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Dinner PartySarah intends to host a dinner party, but finds her plans clash with Clare's own housewarming social, and similarly displease Eleanor, who is not pleased to discover her presence is not welcome.
Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 10Prehistoric cave dwellers Ug and Ig prepare to go hiking with a super-heavy rucksack made of rock, tap-dancing Dan Step gets confused dancing with different hats and antiques expert Ann Teak blows her nose on a valuable handkerchief.
The Upper Hand
Series 4, Episode 18 - Take Your PickCharlie's Auntie Pat and Laura fall for the same man, forcing Charlie and Caroline to take sides.
The T-Boy Show
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Big DateT-Boy's auntie has a big date with a TV executive. T-Boy sees this as his chance to get to Hollywood. What could go wrong?
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 3.5, Mixed Fortunes: Su prepares to take Jeremy home while Abraham prepares to talk to the press.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 4 - Spring FeverIn search of love, Compo hires a housekeeper from Bradford who has been widowed three times.
QI
Series E, Christmas Special - EmpireA Christmas special with Jo Brand, Bill Bailey and Sean Lock.
Brush Strokes
Series 3, Episode 5The threat of competition from Jacko's new decorating business starts to worry Lionel - especially when his staff begin to defect. Suddenly, however, he appears to have the upper hand - or does he?
Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful
Episode 5: Ken Handley fancies a winter break, but can he escape the ad agency?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 5 - The New Mobile TrioClegg thinks that the time has come for him and his friends, Compo and Blamire, to get about a bit more - widen their horizons. With this in mind, they buy an old car. But Clegg is more imaginative than practical...
Isy Suttie's Love Letters
Series 2, Episode 3 - CrankThe tale of the Crank, a Matlock oddball who Isy's mother has roped into helping Isy study the Welsh language.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 5 - "The Man From Down Under"When one of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's admirers returns from Australia, Arkwright proffers a real Yorkshire welcome...
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 6, Episode 4 - The PicnicAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Albert And Me
Series 1, Episode 5 - Mind That BabySingle dad Bryan gets wrapped in red tape at the benefits office.
Youngers
Series 2, Episode 2 - Big Lady BusinessDavina gets a job at the gym to pay for recording studio time, whilst Jay and Yemi attempt to patch things up with Ashley - if he's still interested in their talent.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cool Cocoa Tin LidGranville decides to get cool. He's got the open necked shirt and the shades, but where's a poor errand boy going to find a medallion?
As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 7 - Wedding PreparationsPreparations for Jean & Lionel's marriage move into full swing, and both parties are shocked by the spiralling complexities involved. Alistair is keen to step in.
God Save The Queens
Episode 1A look at the fabulous men who hid from the glare of the spotlight, including Kenneth Williams, Liberace and Danny La Rue.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - Ways And MeansAfter offering advice to fellow fishing-net "knitter" McLaren on curbing his short temper, Fletch attempts to make amends with the governor when McLaren forgoes angry outbursts for a more peaceful rooftop protest.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 4 - Happy Birthday Robin HoodWhen Billy celebrates his famous ancestor's birthday, Barry gets the wrong idea.
Not Going Out
Series 1, Episode 3 - AussieRuth, an Australian friend of Kate's, comes to stay and Lee is persuaded to pretend to be Tim. Lee gets a job handing out leaflets at a shopping centre, but soon falls foul of a local youth.
Twenty Twelve
Series 2, Episode 4 - The RapperSiobhan's team design a major sexual health campaign, complete with a rap song Get it On, which may upset the Catholic competitors.
Alan Partridge On Open Books With Martin Bryce
Culture spoof in which Alan Partridge is interviewed in front of a local book club about his passion for books.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 9The boys and their guests thrash out the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics; from the silly to the serious, from celebrity gossip to world politics. With guests Nick Grimshaw, Rachel Riley, Peter Serafinowicz and Daniel Sloss.
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 1Jack Dee hosts the satirical panel game, with guest panellists Caroline Wyatt and Jon Richardson.
Through The Keyhole
Series 1, Episode 6Keith and Dave are joined this week by Coronation Street star Simon Gregson and Saturdays singer Mollie King.
Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 1 - Dish And DishonestyThe House of Commons, now led by William Pitt the Younger, sets out to bankrupt the Prince Regent. Blackadder has a plan to stop them, but it'll involve a rigged by-election and new MP - there's only one man for the job...
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 2Jimmy, Sean and new team captain Jon Richardson are joined by Patsy Palmer, Jack Whitehall, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Joe Wilkinson.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 3 - My Delicious GuavaJanet feels lonely and Louise asks to move in. Meanwhile Gaz can't wait to show off at the karaoke night and Munch has developed breasts.
Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 10 - Heavy TrafficLee falls in love. She's beautiful, talented, an aromatherapist - and that's not all...
Alex Zane's Funny Rotten Scoundrels
Episode 7Alex Zane presents Luisa Omielan, Eric Lampaert, and Paul McCaffrey.
Episodes
Series 3, Episode 1Sean and Beverly are back together but quickly discover the healing process is an ongoing one. Meanwhile, Matt's fighting with his ex-wife after sleeping with his stalker.
Room 101
Series 1, Episode 4 - Ross Noble, Jamelia, Germaine GreerThis week Ross Noble, Jamelia and Germaine Greer try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include folk dancing, text speak and computer pop-up adverts.
Isy Suttie's Love Letters
Series 2, Episode 2 - Rosa And MatthewThe tale of Rosa and Matthew, a hypnotherapist and an osteopath who find it difficult to express their feelings for each other.
Derek
Series 2, Episode 4Derek and the Broad Hill gang go on a trip to London Zoo. It's Derek's best day ever, meeting giraffes, penguins, aardvarks, and in Vicky's case, the man of her dreams. Throughout all the fun Hannah's caught off guard and must deal with the unexpected.
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 2 - Ink And IncapabilityWhen Baldrick appears to have used the sole copy of Dr. Johnson's Dictionary as fuel in the Prince's fireplace, Blackadder fears for his life at the hands of Samuel and his enraged, opium-fiend friends. He immediately sets about trying to write a new one...
Still Game
Series 6, Episode 4 - Seconds OutBoabby the barman and Stevie the bookie vie for the attention of the new pizza girl. Meanwhile Jack and victor are hell bent on getting a free pizza now that their old pal Winston works at the shop.
Cardinal Burns
Series 2, Episode 3This week we meet Chin, a party-loving Chinese Yuppie; and Banksy's French pen pal, Le Rat, comes to stay.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 4 - CugglesLouise has to think about getting a job. Gaz opens a car boot, only to find Jonny and Kate having sex in there as they can't find anywhere else to go. Gaz offers his flat as Donna's at college.
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 5 - The PartyAs a last desperate hurrah before the baby arrives, Mark and Jeremy decide to throw a party.
24 Hours To Go Broke
Episode 1 - ArmeniaDavid Baddiel and Richard Herring travel to Yerevan in Armenia to play chess with human-sized pieces and sabre dance in drag on the city's most elaborate monument.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Trying Again
Episode 4A little white lie soon spirals out of control in the latest slice of the bittersweet comedy drama.
The Meaning Of Monty Python
A discussion between John Cleese, Michael Palin, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam and Terry Jones about their film The Meaning of Life.
Elvis McGonagall Takes A Look On The Bright Side
Series 1, Episode 3 - Taking Care Of BusinessElvis rails against the wage gap, franchises, capitalism and corporate nonsense, until he is persuaded that his poetry is a bankable concern.
Old Harry's Game
Series 4, Episode 6 - BeautyGod visits Hell and Satan persuades him to scrap mankind and leave Hell to it, and take him and the Professor to Heaven with him. However, the Professor has other ideas.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 12, Episode 7 - Lily Allen, Courtney Love, John Torode, Gregg WallaceJoining Alan for the seventh show of the series is pop star Lily Allen who chats and performs her latest single Our Time live in the studio. US rock star Courtney Love joins Alan to talk about her forthcoming UK tour and MasterChef hosts John Torode and Gregg Wallace talk to Alan about the upcoming final.
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 6 - Das BootTime is running out for Jeremy as Elena and Gail's marriage is imminent. Meanwhile Mark decides to learn how to drive.
Room 101
Series 3, Episode 4 - Kelly Hoppen, Miles Jupp, Vernon KayDragons' Den star Kelly Hoppen, stand-up Miles Jupp and TV presenter Vernon Kay try to banish sliding doors, limp handshakes and people who litter forever.
I, Regress
Series 1, Episode 2Robin Hood - no relation - comes to Dr Matt Berry with a fear of spiders. The diagnosis seems to be that this may all be down to an unusually potent encounter between an arachnid and a South African grandmother...
The Sofa Of Time
Episode 1, There's Gravy in My Locker: Milford and Parker arrive in a magical world and embark on a quest.
Room 101
Series 3, Episode 4 - Kelly Hoppen, Miles Jupp, Vernon KayDragons' Den star Kelly Hoppen, stand-up Miles Jupp and TV presenter Vernon Kay try to banish sliding doors, limp handshakes and people who litter forever.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Spaced
Series 2, Episode 4 - HelpTim gets the opportunity to show Damien Knox (of Dark Star Comics) his portfolio, but Daisy unknowingly jeopardises his chance. However, Tyres' quick thinking and Mike's military training help to save the day. Tim finds himself in a tight spot with Sophie.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 25, Episode 6Greg Davies hosts the pop quiz, with Noel Fielding and guest team captain Frankie Boyle. Plus TOWIE star Amy Childs, Tinchy Stryder, Ian 'H' Watkins from Steps and Holly Walsh.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 10 - CuckooSharon gets a shock when she tries to cash her unemployment cheque.
Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 3 - On The PullJeremy meets Mark in the supermarket and asks him to go to a party. Mark doesn't want to go having been rebuffed earlier by Sophie when he asked her for a date.
Spaced
Series 2, Episode 5 - GoneTim gets a sense of deja vu when Sophie cancels a date to work late. So, he and Daisy go out into Camden and run into trouble when Daisy fails to differentiate between marijuana and oregano! Tim sees Duane for the first time since they went paintballing together.
Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 3, Episode 6The guests on the show this week are pop megastar Rita Ora, chart-topping rapper Example and stand-up comedians Romesh Ranganathan and Elis James.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - Ways And MeansAfter offering advice to fellow fishing-net "knitter" McLaren on curbing his short temper, Fletch attempts to make amends with the governor when McLaren forgoes angry outbursts for a more peaceful rooftop protest.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 3 - My Delicious GuavaJanet feels lonely and Louise asks to move in. Meanwhile Gaz can't wait to show off at the karaoke night and Munch has developed breasts.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 6Jack Dee, Kelly Osbourne, Micky Flanagan and Jamelia join Jimmy, Jon and Sean.
Fake Reaction
Series 1, Episode 4Joe Swash and Ellie Taylor welcome guests Amy Childs, Kian Egan, Brian Dowling and Tiffany Stevenson. They must try to spot who is faking their reaction.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 4 - CugglesLouise has to think about getting a job. Gaz opens a car boot, only to find Jonny and Kate having sex in there as they can't find anywhere else to go. Gaz offers his flat as Donna's at college.
Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful
Episode 5: Ken Handley fancies a winter break, but can he escape the ad agency?
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 3 - Armed ForcesTonight's episode uses previously unreleased audio and includes a story about Karl failing to report an armed robbery.
God Save The Queens
Episode 1A look at the fabulous men who hid from the glare of the spotlight, including Kenneth Williams, Liberace and Danny La Rue.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Fake Reaction
Series 1, Episode 5Former Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts, Corrie's Brooke Vincent, and comedians Rob Beckett and Michelle De Swarte are faced with various challenges.
Sitcom Does...
Episode 2 - Sitcom Does Romance With Joanna PageJoanna Page delves into the world of sitcom romance, taking in lovable comedy couplings from Only Fools And Horses, The Office and Gavin & Stacey. Lush!
Room 101
Series 1, Episode 4 - Ross Noble, Jamelia, Germaine GreerThis week Ross Noble, Jamelia and Germaine Greer try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include folk dancing, text speak and computer pop-up adverts.
Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 7Marcus is in a quandary and Dorian puts his foot in it, big time. But when Junior's ex, the love of his life, appears on his doorstep unannounced, the Brothers could be torn apart.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 25, Episode 6Greg Davies hosts the pop quiz, with Noel Fielding and guest team captain Frankie Boyle. Plus TOWIE star Amy Childs, Tinchy Stryder, Ian 'H' Watkins from Steps and Holly Walsh.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
Him & Her
Series 1, Episode 1 - The ToastSteve and Becky are doing their usual thing - staying in bed and just about to have sex.
Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 3, Episode 6The guests on the show this week are pop megastar Rita Ora, chart-topping rapper Example and stand-up comedians Romesh Ranganathan and Elis James.
After Henry
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Dinner PartySarah intends to host a dinner party, but finds her plans clash with Clare's own housewarming social, and similarly displease Eleanor, who is not pleased to discover her presence is not welcome.
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 3.5, Mixed Fortunes: Su prepares to take Jeremy home while Abraham prepares to talk to the press.