Schedule Monday 5th May 2014
6am
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Only When I Laugh
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Cosmic InfluenceMuch to the despair of the others, Figgis becomes preoccupied with signs & portents.
6:20am
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2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 7 - Thank Your Lucky StarsAs David lies unconscious on a hospital bed, Rona struggles to make it to her wedding on time. Meanwhile, Bill is looking for someone to blame.
6:50am
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As Time Goes By
Series 9, Highlights Special - You Must Remember This....Hour-long special edition. Alone in the house, Jean and Lionel recall memorable events during their life together.
7am
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Double Science
Episode 3 - Real AleIt's the annual Real Ale competition but Colin and Kenneth have each entered a rival brew which leads to a bitter feud. Meanwhile Alison is despairing that the staff won't speak to one another.
7:30am
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The Unbelievable Truth
Series 13, Episode 4David Mitchell is joined by Lloyd Langford, Jon Richardson, Katherine Ryan and Graeme Garden as they lie on the subjects of Wales, fish, mouths and perfume.
8am
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Listen To Les
Episode 8: Les Dawson pays tribute to a feisty barber, and Cosmo Smallpiece chairs a chat show.
8:10am
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Carry On, Constable
Classic comedy with Sid James making his debut. A group of novices are drafted in to cover at a police station that's been hit by flu.
8:30am
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The Navy Lark
Series 10, Episode 7 - The South Kawowan SummitClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
9am
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When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 1 - Catchment If You CanGrandad Sandy Hopper's quiet life is shattered when his daughter and son-in-law make use of his address.
9:30am
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Chain Reaction
Series 6, Episode 4 - Ruby Wax interviews Harry ShearerRuby Wax interviews voice of The Simpsons, star of Spinal Tap and political satirist Harry Shearer.
9:55am
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Carry On Nurse
Much to the nurses' frustration, the patients at Haven Hospital have no intention of lying quietly whilst awaiting surgery or recovery.
10:25am
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The Importance Of Being Earnest
2002 screen adaptation of Oscar Wilde's comic masterpiece. Rupert Everett and Colin Firth star as two men assuming the same identity.
10:45am15 min
HighLites
HighLites: Wash And Blow, Episode 1Bev, the meanest hairdresser in Britain, and Shirl, the stupidest, head out to sea on a cruise round the Fjords. Bev sees it as a perfect opportunity for a bit of extra business.
11:25am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 51 - Pring TicklerGalactic Peacekeepers arrive to arrest Councillor Cowdrey for Pring Tickling.
11:30am30 min
Secrets And Lattes
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Paler Shade of WhiteNormally laid-back Trisha is wrong-footed when she comes face to face with a very unexpected visitor.
11:30am
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The Unforgettable...
Special - Joan SimsFriends and colleagues of the late Carry On stalwart Joan Sims reminisce about her life and career.
11:40am
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Christmas Special - The Jolly Boys' OutingIt's the Nags Head's annual jamboree down to Margate and the Trotters head for the seaside. But with Rodney getting arrested and the coach blowing up the trip is hardly a bundle of laughs...
11:40am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 19 - Green Hill FarawayCouncillor Cowdrey has approved plans to build a new road right through Noola's Hill. Worst of all, the residents support it, so the kids need to create a distraction to stop it.
11:55am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 10 - The Fancy Dress PartyWhen Sooty's magic powder falls in the costume box, the gang end up with real super powers. Can they save the fancy dress competition, or will the evil Barrie Bonkers bring it to a sticky end? Guest starring Shaun Williamson.
12pm
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Tony Hancock: The Live Broadcasts
Documentary looking back at Tony Hancock's career, through which many television programmes were broadcast live.
12pm
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Listen To Les
Episode 8: Les Dawson pays tribute to a feisty barber, and Cosmo Smallpiece chairs a chat show.
12:30pm
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The Navy Lark
Series 10, Episode 7 - The South Kawowan SummitClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
1:30pm
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John Le Mesurier: It's All Been Rather Lovely
BBC Two celebrates the life and work of Dad's Army star John Le Mesurier.
4pm
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Carry On, Constable
Classic comedy with Sid James making his debut. A group of novices are drafted in to cover at a police station that's been hit by flu.
4:05pm
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My Phone Genie
Episode 24 - Super HeroesJaz, Naoko and Mobbsy want to be superheroes, but Gene gives them all rather unusual and not very superhero powers!
4:30pm
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My Phone Genie
Episode 10 - The Exciting Life of JazJaz wishes she had a more exciting life - but she doesn't expect Gene to make her life into a reality show with her as the star!
5:30pm
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Double Science
Episode 3 - Real AleIt's the annual Real Ale competition but Colin and Kenneth have each entered a rival brew which leads to a bitter feud. Meanwhile Alison is despairing that the staff won't speak to one another.
5:45pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of three episodes of Britain's most popular sitcom.
5:50pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Easter Special - Ground Hog DayIt's almost time for the ice cream van to pay its daily visit and Bitzer has his heart set on a well-earned treat. However, his work is not done - there's a whole list of chores standing in his way and he needs his wits about him to get the job done in time.
6pm30 min
Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 6 - The House Party (Part 2)In the aftermath of the party, Junior goes on his first round of job interviews before cooking a meal for Remy. Meanwhile, Nia lets something slip to Marcus.
6pm
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When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 1 - Catchment If You CanGrandad Sandy Hopper's quiet life is shattered when his daughter and son-in-law make use of his address.
6:30pm30 min
The Dylan Thomas Pub Quiz
Episode 2Chris Corcoran tests a panel including Helen Griffin, Mab Jones and Sian Phillips on their knowledge of the Swansea poet. Dylan Thomas expert Jeff Towns adjudicates.
6:30pm30 min
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 13, Episode 5David Mitchell is joined by Tony Hawks, Susan Calman, Phill Jupitus and Miles Jupp as the lie on the subjects of the brain, the Victorians, toads and cooking.
6:50pm
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Calendar Girls
Gentle comedy drama based on the true story of 11 ladies from Yorkshire who stripped off for a charity calendar.
6:50pm
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St Trinian's 2: The Legend Of Fritton's Gold
The girls of St Trinian's are back - and this time they're racing a secretive, corrupt organisation to discover pirate treasure.
7pm
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Listen To Les
Episode 8: Les Dawson pays tribute to a feisty barber, and Cosmo Smallpiece chairs a chat show.
7:30pm
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The Navy Lark
Series 10, Episode 7 - The South Kawowan SummitClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
7:45pm
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HighLites
Comedy drama following the world's worst hairdressers, Bev and her assistant, Shirley.
8:30pm
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Miranda
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Dinner PartyMiranda has decided to prove to herself and her friends she can officially be an adult. First by looking after a toddler, then, by hosting a dinner party for eight...
9pm
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Alan Carr: Tooth Fairy Live
Alan Carr recorded this live perfomance at the Hammersmith Apollo in May 2007 to a sell-out audience. Alan talks about childhood and adolescence.
9pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 3Guests Gok Wan, Sarah Millican, Seann Walsh and Amy Childs from The Only Way Is Essex, assist Jon, Jimmy and Sean to thrash out the hot topics of the week.
9pm
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Greatest Stand Up Comedians
3-hour clip show for Channel 5, looking at the 50 best stand-up comics of all time.
9pm
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9:30pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 3It's round three and, while Peter Crouch's fiance Abbey Clancy joins Redknapp on the Reds, Neil Morrissey is picked for Flintoff's Blues. Corden referees.
9:40pm
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Mock The Week
Series 7, Episode 11With guests David Mitchell and Milton Jones. Studio warm-up man Ben Norris stands in for an ill Frankie Boyle.
9:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 5Jimmy Carr once again oversees the disputes and deliberations on the topical events that set the nation's chins wagging as Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Nick Helm, Kate Humble, David O'Doherty and Claudia Winkleman.
10pm
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10pm
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Hebburn
Series 1, Episode 2 - Ghost TownIt's moving day for Dot, and Jack's hopeful that Pauline might have forgiven him for the little debacle with the secret marriage.
10pm
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Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 3 - Georgetown DreamingDesmond wonders what might have been if he'd never come to this 'godforsaken country'.
10pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
10pm
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The Unbelievable Truth
Series 13, Episode 4David Mitchell is joined by Lloyd Langford, Jon Richardson, Katherine Ryan and Graeme Garden as they lie on the subjects of Wales, fish, mouths and perfume.
10:15pm
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Benidorm
Series 3, Episode 1Following the hostage situation, the holidaymakers return to The Solana to enjoy a free week's vacation as compensation for their travails the previous year.
10:20pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of five episodes of the long running BBC Three sitcom.
10:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 6Lee Mack is joined by Bob Mortimer and Patsy Kensit and David Mitchell is joined by Greg Davies and Richard Osman.
10:30pm30 min
Blethering Referendum
Episode 1MSPs Humza Yousaf and Kezia Dugdale go head to head in Kohli's big yes/no quiz. Kohli also goes on the hunt for answers to what will really happen to the oil and tries to find someone who understands or even cares about the 'West Lothian Question'.
10:30pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 11Liza Tarbuck hosts this edition. Joining Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus on the teams are pop superstars Rita Ora and Labrinth, Jameela Jamil and comedian Jason Manford.
10:35pm
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Chain Reaction
Series 6, Episode 4 - Ruby Wax interviews Harry ShearerRuby Wax interviews voice of The Simpsons, star of Spinal Tap and political satirist Harry Shearer.
10:40pm
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The Office
Christmas Specials, Episode 1 - Part 1We catch up with David Brent, as he still visits his old place of work regularly, despite successfully suing them for unfair dismissal.
10:40pm
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Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 5 - The PartyAs a last desperate hurrah before the baby arrives, Mark and Jeremy decide to throw a party.
11pm
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Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 6 - The House Party (Part 2)In the aftermath of the party, Junior goes on his first round of job interviews before cooking a meal for Remy. Meanwhile, Nia lets something slip to Marcus.
11pm
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Live At The Electric
Series 1, Episode 3Show blending stand-up from Russell Kane with short films, quick-fire sketches and music, taking the traditional live comedy show and wiring it to the mains.
11:10pm
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Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 6 - Das BootTime is running out for Jeremy as Elena and Gail's marriage is imminent. Meanwhile Mark decides to learn how to drive.
11:10pm30 min
The Machynlleth Comedy Festival
2014, Episode 1 - Machynlleth Stand-Up Show 2014Mike Bubbins introduces comedy from Lucy Beaumount, Gareth Brand, David Elms and Mike Wozniak.
11:25pm
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Miranda
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Dinner PartyMiranda has decided to prove to herself and her friends she can officially be an adult. First by looking after a toddler, then, by hosting a dinner party for eight...
11:40pm
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The Office
Christmas Specials, Episode 2 - Part 2Final special. David Brent secures the services of a dating agency and meets up for drinks with a rather disappointing selection of single women.
11:40pm
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11:45pm
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Julian Fox: On A Lonely Planet
Episode 4After three weeks without going outside London, Julian finally makes it on a cheap flight to Scotland.
11:55pm
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The Graham Norton Show
Series 15, Episode 5 - Hugh Jackman, Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy, MollyHugh Jackman reveals he had a close shave with Wolverines blades; Michael Fassbender says he owes his career to director Steve McQueen; and James McAvoy tells how he got out of shape for Filth. Eurovision hopeful Molly performs live in the studio.
Midnight
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Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
12:20am
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Mock The Week
Series 7, Episode 11With guests David Mitchell and Milton Jones. Studio warm-up man Ben Norris stands in for an ill Frankie Boyle.
12:30am
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 11Tonight Seann deals with the grammar police, superhero 'Knight Warrior', a jedi hangover, and geriatric strippers.
12:40am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 9Jimmy Carr asks 'what has the nation been talking about this week?'. This week he probably wishes he didn't have to...
12:50am
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Fake Reaction
Series 1, Episode 2Matt Edmondson hosts the second episode of the comedy panel show. Former Pussycat doll Kimberly Wyatt, gold medal winner Greg Rutherford, comedian Jeff Leach and Big Brother winner Brian Belo take part.
12:55am
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Hebburn
Series 1, Episode 2 - Ghost TownIt's moving day for Dot, and Jack's hopeful that Pauline might have forgiven him for the little debacle with the secret marriage.
1am
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Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 2 - The InterviewMark decides that Jeremy needs a job, because he is behind with his rent, so he gets him a job application for JLB Finance. Mark then goes to work to carry on his flirtation with Sophie via post-it notes cartoons.
1am
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 6Lee Mack is joined by Bob Mortimer and Patsy Kensit and David Mitchell is joined by Greg Davies and Richard Osman.
1am
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When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 1 - Catchment If You CanGrandad Sandy Hopper's quiet life is shattered when his daughter and son-in-law make use of his address.
1:30am
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Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 6 - The House Party (Part 2)In the aftermath of the party, Junior goes on his first round of job interviews before cooking a meal for Remy. Meanwhile, Nia lets something slip to Marcus.
1:30am
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Getting On
Series 2, Episode 1There's more grim humour among the bedpans as a new shift unfolds on B4. Kim has an unknown female admission to occupy her, Den has Hilary to cope with, and Pippa has a ward round. Mrs Fyvie, a new patient, is admitted but it's her daughter, Beedy, who requires more attention than her mother.
1:30am
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
1:40am
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Live At The Electric
Series 1, Episode 3Show blending stand-up from Russell Kane with short films, quick-fire sketches and music, taking the traditional live comedy show and wiring it to the mains.
2:05am
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The Office
Christmas Specials, Episode 2 - Part 2Final special. David Brent secures the services of a dating agency and meets up for drinks with a rather disappointing selection of single women.
2:45am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 9Karl contemplates how many different species are actually needed in the world, and whether or not we should keep looking for new forms of life.
3am
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 11Tonight Seann deals with the grammar police, superhero 'Knight Warrior', a jedi hangover, and geriatric strippers.
3:25am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Highlights SpecialThe very best of Olivia Lee's hidden camera sketch show, with Neurotic Flatmate and all the others up to their most devious tricks. Miss Single kicks off the show by going out on a test drive...
5:30am
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The Dylan Thomas Pub Quiz
Episode 1Chris Corcoran asks a celebrity panel how much they know, or think they know, about the Swansea poet. With panellists Mab Jones, Nadia Kamil and Steffan Rhodri.
5:30am
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Double Science
Episode 3 - Real AleIt's the annual Real Ale competition but Colin and Kenneth have each entered a rival brew which leads to a bitter feud. Meanwhile Alison is despairing that the staff won't speak to one another.